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[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=318033.msg4464669#msg4464669 date=1251839390]The mother of three kids accused her husband of being a drunkard and that whenever he got drunk, he would defecate in their pots and plates.[/quote] . Hehehehehehe dis story get as it be oooo. Abeg make una no kill me with laughter jare

temmytanny:
RONADINHO-EYIN LOMO
ROONEY - AGBERO

E wo nah true ooo. Jigga is back.

Ujujoan:
My mum's words are caustic. She would tell you things that would make you cry for days!!

that is mental torture my dear. The Girls in my family got told off (ocassinally minor punishment was given)while the boyz got serious beatings(ocassionally major punishment).They were apparently meant to toughen us up.

JeSoul:
Homeboy it would appear you made a mistake while typing . . . here, I've corrected you for free: "Everyone knows Rafa is scared of Fed"

yea rite. Fed is scared shyte of Rafa. Remember how Nadal trashed him mama in the french open finals.

@ poster I dey thick like u my bruda. No mind the contributors jare. Dem just dey jealous u because dey no fit thick like u.

posakosa:
Ignore her.


When she smiles, look like this

When she touches you, look like this


When she calls you say "O' boy" wetin do you ?

Omo I agree with u jare. May I also add if she keeps calling ur phone(or stalking u),shout on top of our voice,'OMO I SAY I NO WAN DO,WETIN BE UR PAVALA. NAH BY FORCE DEM DEY DO AM'

Ujujoan:
Yea but you guys should take the lead. Or aint you the stronger sex anymore? Tell us oh, cos women like us will happily take over

The saying goes What a Man can do, a woman can do better. Abi no be so  ?. Its high time u lot prove that saying right. Take the lead and woo us. Instead of complaining make u show us how it is meant to be done.

Ujujoan:
I wonder who you guys are to judge who deserves what!!

If you can't buy a lady the cheapest meal, you certainly won't be able to buy her a Car when you make the money!!

I also wonder who you GIRLS are to judge how we choose to spend our money. If she can't pay for meals when she earns the same amount as I do(or in some cases more than I do), I can begin to imagine wot she'll be like when I start earning millions.

bawomolo:
gullible folks

My points exactly. Naija peeps and their love of miracles.

bilymuse:
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Blows began to descend on him as the young men proceeded to tear his clothes.

“How can he come and destroy our place of worship? He must not go scot free,” said one of the men, his eyes already spitting fire.

The preacher was, however, saved by the timely intervention of police officers from the nearby Orile Police Station.

Kai that guy was lucky. He would have been beaten black and blue so te him family no go recognize man.

@ poster

denony:
This thread na bomb
mine get many series.

Part 1:
its in my primary 4, one girl vivian by name she is the most intelligent girl in the class then and pretty.
man one day i enter house come remember the think of the girl and how i go enter am, i pick my pen and paper
come draft this letter wey start with i love u come end with i hope u love me too.

as i reach school, i still keep am inside one maths text book wey i borrow from one girl
wey dey eye me then, but i no send am. That very day i never know how i go take give the girl the letter
till we move to play football match to another school, before we come back to school
the girl wey i borrow the book from wey dey eye me that time don enter my bag collect the book
come see the letter, read am out loudly to the class and to the school, every school hear am.

man as am entering school the whole school started singing (i love u! i love you!! i love u!!!)
mentioning my name. I took off from there go mid - term holidays for two year, come finish my primary school for there. the shaking dey my body till the next year.

The thing reign pass that 2face song (african queen) up to today all of them still dey remember am.
and the worst part is that i didn't date the girl again, though we end up seeing each in secondary school
but that time i have no interest again. we often shy away from each other

wait for part 2

eya pele oooo. Life go better for you my bruda. Don't worry.

smooooooth:
life is an echo, what u give out is what u get. guys shld stand up to their responsibilities and be real Men.

Women should also stand up to their responsibilities and be REAL WOMEN. It works both ways u know.

Ujujoan:
Those days a man will take tubers of yams and goats to the family of his intended, just to make his intentions known to her family . . . If the family wants to give their daughter, they'll happily accept. If they dont, they tell him to go back with his gifts.

These days, if a lady accepts gifts from a suitor, she becomes a gold-digger, if she rejects, she becomes a model wife!!

These days, guys dont think they should offer ladies gifts because they think 'they are not worth it'

Now I understand if you dont have any gifts to offer, or any money to spend, but why do you have to hold back when you can give, just because you assume the girl's a gold-digger

Those days women did not earn as much money as men. Those days are long gone my dear. Welcome to the modern world.

Wande Coal- Ten Ten

Wande Coal- U Bad

platinumnk:
The time for monetary wooing is over many women make more or the same amount as men. I don't measure by money but how he treats u that's what I treasure. in that u can find our the real heart of a person

Yes ooo0. . . . . . Absolutely. They make as much money as men nowadays so why should I spend my money on her while she saves hers.

The first chic I ever chatted to(toasted if u like) was in nursery 2. By primary 2 I was already a PRO and never looked back since. Thats the benefit u get from hanging out with much older boyz.

mohawkchic:
~Chic2pimp who have you got your money on?[/size][/font][/color]

Bookies say SOPHIE is a clear favourite to win. However we all know 1 day is long enough for things to change let alone 3 days.

follypimpi:

Dunno why i was scared then all i coulda say was Hello !!!! but it seems my mouth just wont open,remembering now i feel like a PUM.

DAMN RIGHT. U SHOULD FEEL LIKE A PUM.

[quote author=z-murda link=topic=317236.msg4455715#msg4455715 date=1251714786]where?
it certainly has ne'er happened to me. they tend to want to know which part of Nigeria I am from. Most tend to know loads of people from Lagos, not one has ever mentioned being Igbo[/quote]It has never happened to me or any one I know too. . I bet this thread would soon follow the usual tribalistic pattern.

mohawkchic:
[color=#770077][font=Garamond][size=12pt]~I dont need a bookie to tell me Lisa & David are fav to go. . the boo's & chants are enuff!

U sure do my dear . U need moi to provide the necessary information.

debosky:
chic2pimp

I suggest you go and read Leilah's previous threads. . . you need proper background on this issue before you can understand my views.

I have done that but not read every single one of them. I still stand by my previous posts.

debosky:
Why she is still with her husband? My opinion is clear - she is a sucker for punishment and cannot bear to be alone, no matter how poorly treated.

Hey she might be a sucker for punishment,heck it might even be one of her fantasies. However don't let it distract from the facts that there are two sides to every story. If He is really as voilent as she potrays, then u might have a point.

debosky:
And I thought you were sane.

All hail Sharon : a bonafide lost case.

sley4life:
mine was thru paper plane, then i was shy. but my real toast was when i was about writing my waec. It was tough indeed as the chick had to bargain dubbing me b4 she accepts my plea

kai see your life ehn  . One of my close buddies did that. Not for waec though. I think it was ssce or jamb. He got a B while she got an A. He said he didn't really mind but I knew he was lying through his teeth.

yemo offa:
Let me share one of my friend's own xperience. After d usual persuasion frm friends,he went and met d girl and was like "hello" d girl replied. "I want to talk" d girl said ok. "i want to tell u something" d girl said what is it? and my quy was like "DONT WORRY-I'LL TELL YOU TOMMORROW"

Oh really? Your friend . . . . . . hmmmmmm. Berra tell us the truth jare . It was u,wasn't it ?