~Sauron~:

The days of take me to the cinema before i kiss you are well and truly OVER.

oyinda.:

i mean I know there is a shortage of men but was there ever an abundance? when? 'cause I want to be transported to those days 

u guys are lucky though. i wanna be able to pick n choose toooo from as many guys as possible!! lol and get loads of gifts in the process

~Sauron~:

Women of these days have no problems with shagging men that are already engaged. 10 years ago, they frown at the idea, let alone the action.

~Sauron~:


Go to Vietnam.

oyinda.:

what days/era was this?  I don't think guys generally ever did that.  . i mean that has to be the most stupid thing a guy could do. what if she says no? of course the girl will take the gifts even if she doesn't want him.
and even if she does says yes, what happens after? the gift, money supply just stops? is the girl supposed to remain with him after that?  
how silly

O make sense!  

oyinda.:

but doesn't that mean shortage of women for the single guys? i don't think that is true. u need to provide a better explanation

haha lucky vietnamese women. no wonder the men are so nice and all that. hahahha

~Sauron~:

Go to Vietnam.

~Sauron~:

TBH, today's women don't really care about em gifts and incentives BEFORE the relationship.
Of course, they don't complain when showered with the gifts but it's not a prerequisite like it used to be in em days.
There's acute shortage of good men these days so women scrap for anything in trousers. The days of take me to the cinema before i kiss you are well and truly OVER.

oyinda.:

haha lucky vietnamese women. no wonder the men are so nice and all that. hahahha

chic2pimp:

I know plenty of those shako girlz. According to them if u no fit do am anoda man go am.

~Sauron~:

U must mean shortage of women for eunuchs. . . .
What does it take to get a woman these days? My Naija mates say 500 naira recharge card!!!!
If a geezer pushes the envelope and get her a RIM cellphone, he is bound to crink one of her friends as a bonus.

chic2pimp:

Shey u no hia buy one get three free. Nah wetin dey rain for naija now. Buy recharge card for a girl u wan shag and get her friends for free.

chic2pimp:

Shey u no hia buy one get three free. Nah wetin dey rain for naija now. Buy recharge card for a girl u wan shag and get her friends for free.

~Sauron~:

U reckon?

chic2pimp:

I don tell u I know dem well well. Their shakara pass wayo. Dem think dey be heaven sent. If u fumble dey go even yab u.

~Sauron~:

Blimey. . . . . . .I am relocating to Nigeria this year.
Enough is enough!!!

tubabie:

hmmmmm

~Sauron~:

Blimey. . . . . . .I am relocating to Nigeria this year.
Enough is enough!!!

~Sauron~:

In this day and age?
Abeg. . . . .I refuse to believe it.
Shakara over what? Does she mine gold/diamonds down there?

chamotex:

Bruv, is it that hard for you over here? 
I can hook you up bro . . . . . talk to me 

chamotex:

Bruv, is it that hard for you over here?
I can hook you up bro . . . . . talk to me

chic2pimp:

U case even special. If dem no nah jand u dey come from,kai dem go add extra. When one of my bwois went to naija for holidays and told us wagwan,we think say na opata him dey yarn. However when a few other boyz told us the same story, our eyes open shoooooo.
omo to dun u no say na truth I talk jare.

TOPE2000!:

@topic
Not all women want gifts blah blah, some can actually pay their bills themselves as well but all the same aint nothing bad in wooing a woman and there are many women out there that still want to be woo'ed.

~Sauron~:

I am bold to say London chics are even cheaper than Naija ones.
Naija chics want recharge cards. . . . .London chics want your attention. . . ."I can call you if you can't" and those calls are 2+ hours.
Hook me up? U gotta be shitting me.
I can supply you a different partner everyday till Christmas.

TOPE2000!:

Buhahahahahahahahaha . . . . see as u r messing sauron

~Sauron~:

Don't mind the yeye boy. . . . . .
He was a virgin until July. . . . .Thanx to me and tkb417(we had to pay a chic to date Chamotex).

TOPE2000!:

Not all women want gifts blah blah, some can actually pay their bills themselves as well but all the same aint nothing bad in wooing a woman and there are many women out there that still want to be woo'ed. and yes i am one of those women but u dont have to pay my bills wooing has got nothing to do with paying my bills anyhoo

tubabie:

Your are speaking embellished half truths, from time immemorial there will always be women of easier value/virtue than the others.
Like C2 said earlier, its better to set out for your kinda girl you want seriously and treat her right like its supposed to be.
Wooing a lady will never go into extinction.     . . . . . . . . its an art most of you men need to learn, that does not mean I support silly stalling from the girl just for the sake of it.
Just treat your women right, anyway by nature's law most people migrate towards their type in the opposite sex, so you have to check yourself if you dont like/respect or think much of what you have/had or you often come across

chic2pimp:

Men have been doing the deed for a long time now. Its high time women return the favour. Wooing don tire us. Real Women need to stand up .

TOPE2000!:

Now a REAL man wud NEVER say that. Why is that men of nowadays dont want to do anything, they wud have rather sit at home and even become house-husband sef if they can. shiorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

~Sauron~:

SEX EQUALITY.
Women have been playing the role of house-wives since the days of Enoch!!!
What is so wrong in men doing the same shiznit?

~Sauron~:

SEX EQUALITY.
Women have been playing the role of house-wives since the days of Enoch!!!
What is so wrong in men doing the same shiznit?

TOPE2000!:

Now a REAL man wud NEVER say that. Why is that men of nowadays dont want to do anything, they wud have rather sit at home and even become house-husband sef if they can. shiorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ThiefOfHearts:


Oniranu.

Although gender equality doesnt mean a guy should never buy a girl something nice. After all despite the gender equality you lazy dorks still expect a good meal from your women, no be so?

TOPE2000!:

I think the best thing for us women to choose wisely

chic2pimp:

GBAM.Say wetin ? Women have always fought for gender equality and they are only getting their just rewards. Not only should men be allowed to be house husband, I also advocate that the next time there is a war, women should be sent to the front line while men stay back and look after the household and kids  .

TOPE2000!:

ROFL. . . .chamo is this true?

~Sauron~:

U must mean shortage of women for eunuchs. . . .
What does it take to get a woman these days? My Naija mates say 500 naira recharge card!!!!
If a geezer pushes the envelope and get her a RIM cellphone, he is bound to crink one of her friends as a bonus.

But legend has it that they are lightweight down there.

~Sauron~:

We won't make it that easy for y'all.
Men would continue to be wolves acting like sheep.

chamotex:

Yes. The chick even paid me for a job well done.