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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by chic2pimp(m): 2:03am On Aug 04, 2009
I MAY NOT BE A FAN OF CHELSEA'S STYLE OF FOOTY BUT Y'ALL YABBING DEM MIGHT BE IN FOR A SHOCK. CARLO IS A CHAMPS LGE GENIUS SO DON'T BE SUPRISED IF THE BIG EARS FINDS ITS WAY TO THE BRIDGE. IBIME DOES HAVE A POINT THOUGH SIGNING PLAYERS OF MY GREAT GRAND DADS' AGE IS PURE STUPIDITY.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by chic2pimp(m): 1:58am On Aug 04, 2009
Ibime:
Breaking News:

Everton sign Senderos for £6m
How did MISER WENGER grin grin get that sort of money for a useless waste of dog poop
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Who Will Be The Next King Of Real Madrid? Cr7 Or Kaka? by chic2pimp(m): 1:53am On Aug 04, 2009
Dis is a tough one but for now i'll say kaka not by much. If they were bought for the same amount of money my answer might have been different
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by chic2pimp(m): 1:44am On Aug 04, 2009
Hen Hen so all of una barca fanatics wey dey yab me for una thread they here grin grin grin . Wonders shall never end. orishirishi so una leave ur thread come here dey gloat abi tongue tongue . All of una joseph the dreamers no one is winning the treble dis season. The treble when playing in da top leagues comes about once in a bluemoon
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by chic2pimp(m): 1:35am On Aug 04, 2009
eyonigger:
guy, u are suppose to be pimping chics n not coming here to stir up unnecessary talk. You talk sey u be closet barca fan, which one come be all this one wey u dey yarn?? Abeg come off ya shell.

Khanye i dey ooo, just chilling.
grin grin grin see dis yeye boi oooo. How u come know say i no already love-vendor ma chics. Abeg jor body no be firewood ooo grin grin.
TV/Movies › Re: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by chic2pimp(m): 1:26am On Aug 04, 2009
IRON MAEDAN I trust u to reply sha. Eventhough I hardly know wagwan in da house I can't help but comot ma chair and laugh my face off @ ur post grin grin grin grin grin. I THINK NEXT YEAR U, MOHAWKCHIC AND SARA J SHOULD APPLY AS TRIPLETS. Una people will bring jokes to the house[b]. I SERIOUSLY DON'T GIVE A RAT ASS ABOUT BB BUT I COME HERE EVERYDAY JUST TO LAUGH AT ALL OF UNA POSTS[/b].
TV/Movies › Re: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by chic2pimp(m): 10:29pm On Aug 03, 2009
abeg u bb fanatics grin grin grin grin grin is bea causing any trouble again. My sis is screaming like a madwoman and she keeps shouting bea's name. I can't take it anymore. She is giving me a bad headache with her screams. My sister is normally mild mannered but she has been yelling all sorts of insults @ my television shocked shocked. The words she has being yelling is too crude to be posted on a forum shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked. HELP ME PLS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by chic2pimp(m): 8:15pm On Aug 03, 2009
khanye:
you are suffering from autism grin.
I no blame u sha. I blame da mama put joint wey dey serve u gari,asiewu and odeku stout everyday. Berra call a psychiatrist b4 ur condition gets worse. Onoufia grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by chic2pimp(m): 5:21pm On Aug 03, 2009
KEEP DREAMING ALL OF UNA JOSEPHS grin grin grintongue grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by chic2pimp(m): 3:06pm On Aug 03, 2009
It seems the barca board are slowly but surely coming back to their senses. Leo messi is set to become barca's best paid player thereby overtaking ibra whose signing this week had previously made him barca's highest earner. He is being offered a new contract. After this deal is concluded barca MUST also offer new deals to players like xavi,iniesta and toure without whom barca would never had done the treble.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The 2009 Summer Football Transfer Thread(Bayern £22m Robben, Inter £13m Sneijdr) by chic2pimp(m): 2:43pm On Aug 03, 2009
MrCrackles:
It is going to amount to nothing. . . .It wont make any difference to the fact that the latvian league is on par with the Bundesliga! shocked grin
ROFLMAO HEHEHEHE grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
Sports › Re: Newcastle Accepts Wolfsburg £10 Million Bid 4 Obafemi Martins by chic2pimp(m): 2:40pm On Aug 03, 2009
dayokanu:
Make he come learn how to play football not fire on the mountain run run run run
OMO I DEY VEX OOO. WHY U KNO FINISH AM. U KNO ADD A BIG BIG FIRE RUN RUN RUN grin grin grin grin grin. ABEG DAYOKANU DON KILL OOOO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by chic2pimp(m): 2:32pm On Aug 03, 2009
[quote author=lai-lai link=topic=29124.msg4290877#msg4290877 date=1249303648]khanye:
spanish super cup
european super cup
spanish league
spanish cup
world club championship
champs league


unless u dont regard one of the super cups[/quote]HEHEHEHE. JOSEPH THE DREAMER grin grin tongue tongue
Romance › Re: To: African Men In The Diaspora by chic2pimp(m): 5:06pm On Aug 02, 2009
kweenchi:
I've seen many interracial african couples where the white woman is soo controlling. The man has to cook often, give her money, not interfere with the kids, put her family first and the men put up with all that. So plz dont come here saying you want a village girl, because how i c it is that you guys like to be dominated by white females, as to 'belong'!!
Wot a load of shyte. I was waiting for dis kind of response b4 I respond. Han Han nigerians and their ' I KNOW,SHE KNOWS,I'VE SEEN, SHE HAS SEEN LIES'
Christianity Etc › Re: "TBJ is a man of God " by chic2pimp(m): 1:37pm On Aug 02, 2009
Although I am a christian and do believe in miracles, it does not stop me from questioning certain ones. On wikipedia it states tb joshua claims to have brought a man back from death. If he really claims to have done that then he has lost all credibility. He not only claims to be a miracle worker he now believes he is Jesus Christ. I am all for giving people the benefit of doubt but c'mon this has gone beyond that. There is a huge difference between curing a human from certain diseases and raising the dead.
TV/Movies › Re: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by chic2pimp(m): 11:02pm On Aug 01, 2009
Hehehehehehe grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Roflmao @ saraj and maedan. Unfortunately for u lot freddie's earlier episode of being bullied which was broadcasted on newspapers has virtually guaranteed he would be in the top 2 come the end of the show
Romance › Re: Tips For Attracting Women by chic2pimp(m): 3:44pm On Aug 01, 2009
brein:
Am shy to talk out an ugly gurl!!
Haaaaaahan hehehehehe grin grin grin grin grin roflmao wetin do ugly girls. Shey dey no be girls. My broda tips for attracting women 'OWO,CASH,MONEY,DOLLAR,POUNDS,NAIRA,CEDIS,EUROS,YEN'
Romance › Re: Teen Pregnant After ‘swimming In Pool’ by chic2pimp(m): 3:35pm On Aug 01, 2009
abeg una pplz una wan kill me abi. haaaaahan whether u wan believe am or not no be her perogative oooo. as long as they give am wetin she ask 4 wahala no dey if not dey go no say blood thicker than water.
Politics › Re: Why Africa Remains Undeveloped –Yar’adua by chic2pimp(m): 3:21pm On Aug 01, 2009
rasputinn:
grin grin grin grin grin grin LWKMD ROTLMAO
Aasog take your time o,abi you wan crack my ribs,shuo see as tears just dey comot from my eyes as your post dey crack me up
no mind am jare. I don skata 4 floor come dey laf
Politics › Re: Lagos National Stadium To Be Named After M.K.O Abiola by chic2pimp(m): 3:16pm On Aug 01, 2009
lonewolf:
This is pointless. Nigerians have their priorities bleeped up. MKO is dead as a dodo. Instead of policy makers to focus on substantive issues that will really affect peoples' lives they are busy naming monuments after dead men. This is stupid.
Well said. It would though keep abiola fans happy(M.K.O IS OUR MAN OOOO grin grin grin cheesy can't reali remember the full version of the song)
Nairaland General › Re: Is Nigerian Police Your Friend? by chic2pimp(m): 3:09pm On Aug 01, 2009
sley4life:
hahaha, the most funniest questions i have ever heard. grin grin
don't mind him jare. Can he keeping a straight face tell us that he did not anticipate the answers we would receive with regards to dis silly post.
Sports › Re: Newcastle Dumps Obafemi ! by chic2pimp(m): 2:59pm On Aug 01, 2009
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. Na wa for unaoooo. There was I thinkin this was a football forum. Why are y'all hating on each other. The Poster clearly wanted a discussion on a football related issue. Did he ask who is a monkey and what not? Abeg jor make una concentrate on the topic at hand
TV/Movies › Re: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by chic2pimp(m): 11:35am On Aug 01, 2009
maedan:
thanks mohawkchic grin, I'm fine now, I've had my say. Yes, with this bunch, it's going to be snoring boring. One third is gay, the other two-thirds are manipulative nit-wits and annoying little runts! Ooh, don't get me started now! They'll all sleeping so I'm off to bed meself wink.
roflmao on the gay part grin cheesy grin grin grin. I think u and mohawkchic should be a double comedy act on ur own show. Although its normal bb procedure to include at the least one gay,one lesbian,one bisexual,one asian and one black. If there are as many gays as u claim thats reali funny but can u blame them they need their ratings from somewhere. Low ratings is bad for any programme. It means that many ppl(myself included) are not watching and judging by your reactions they are about to loose more of their target audience(yes grin cheesy about time). BB's motto is if there are not enough straight white ppl watching why not try appealing to gays and ethnic minorities.
TV/Movies › Re: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by chic2pimp(m): 11:04am On Aug 01, 2009
mohawkchic:
~ grin. .Maedan slowly Breathe In & Out. . .Exhale . . . Inhale. . .is it working? cheesy


~You watching the Live feed? I can officially say BB is going to suck for the next couple of weeks so i aint even going to bother w/ the Annoying bunch in there anymore. . The show has lost its appeal. . .


~Its going to be proper Boring now. . .i'll rather watch paint dry now to be honest!
roflmao hehehe grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. Maedan,Halfwit is the favourite to win with siavash second according to the bookies. If I didn't know any better i'll think u are my sis in disguise using a false I.D. U both seem to hate the same ppl. Is it not the same halfwit she says calls ppl sheeps or am I wrong? I am probably wrong, she might had refered to someone else.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by chic2pimp(m): 12:15am On Aug 01, 2009
kokonets:
Seems to me u enjoy this our Barca forum wella. . . re u a barca fan?
may be I am a closet barca fan  wink wink wink and thats why I get annoyed when in my opinion they make crazy deals. Why not leave the sillyness to perez and co? undecided undecided To be honest with u though I do enjoy watching teams that play quality football not anti football. Teams like milan, madrid(sori barca fans),barca(of course), arsenal and man united. Even if u pay that sort of fee for messi I would still complain  tongue tongue but not for ini(the wizard) though grin grin cheesy cheesy grin.
TV/Movies › Re: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by chic2pimp(m): 12:06am On Aug 01, 2009
To be honest with u everyone knows the pattern bb follows. Anytime a pretty lady is up 4 eviction she goes. Not reali a suprise cuz majority of voters are female(jealous ones as dat). May be ma sis has been tellin me bull crap but according to wot i have heard she does not seem dat nasty.She might not have liked her in the beginning but she started warming to her cuz in her own words not mine 'THERE IS A CREEP OR IS IT A MAN BEAST MAKING HER LIFE A LIVING HELL' grin grin grin cheesy cheesy LOL
TV/Movies › Re: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by chic2pimp(m): 11:06pm On Jul 31, 2009
when ma sis said noirin was gone.I had to watch the eviction. The british public are one funny lot. With regards to my earlier post in which i said bb is a freak show i also forgot to add panto. To think ppl with their sad lives would go to the live show just to boo an individual. *Sighs* lord of mercy do these sados actually think the girl gives a f**k bout u lot.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by chic2pimp(m): 10:39pm On Jul 31, 2009
I call him ini were. He is a wizard
TV/Movies › Re: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by chic2pimp(m): 10:35pm On Jul 31, 2009
maedan:
OOOh GOD, I[b] hate Bea! She's a f***king bitch!!!!![/b] Look how she bashed Noirin, who is she to judge? She washed Noirin out in da diary room, then ganged up with Siavash, Dogface, Half-wit to make a towel-plea/protest for Marcus to stay!

The girls are just jealous, Half-wit is following Bea for the sake of you-know-what grin, and Siavash is just--- lipsrsealed. My crush is officially overrr! I like Isaac for one thing, he sounds cool, he dissed Bea in da kitchen and I was glad!!! She'll never forgive him for talking back to her that first nite he came, when he said she was flogging a dead horse and being rude for talking about Noirin's "affair" with Siavash in front of him. She was so ashamed!!!

I'm sorry if I'm going on too much, but she's the first real definition of bitch I've ever seen, someone who is a "free lover" hobo condemning a fellow female. Ok, Noirin is just confused, nothing wrong with that. But to hate her for welcoming her ex, who she didn't ask for to be put in the house, is unfair. I'm disappointed in Half-wit and Siavash. But I'll stop here for now cos I'm watching the eviction show. I want Marcus to go just for the sake of, I want to see how they'll all cope with Noirin still in da house. BRB guys!!!

[b]Did I mention that I hate Beahuh :[/b]P oh yeah, i did grin
Hehehehehe roflmao grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin as y'all kno i don't watch dat show but my sista does and i've being waiting 4 someone 2 say dat. When b or wateva her name is shows up on our screen she screams so loud that i can hear it from my room. Quite funny actually how a t.v program can get someone so rilled up. Chill out pplz its an entertainment show cool cool cool cool grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by chic2pimp(m): 8:44pm On Jul 31, 2009
who else but ibra of course. To be honest with u although ppl disagree i believe ini is berra than messi. He has the dribbling ability(mazy runs) of messi combined with the passing ability(can control a game) of xavi
Sports › Re: "27 Year Old" Aghahowa Rejoins Shakhtar Donetsk by chic2pimp(m): 7:41pm On Jul 31, 2009
chai aghaowa 27 wetin. grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy. Una no get shame for dis ur naija sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by chic2pimp(m): 7:32pm On Jul 31, 2009
all of una gooners berra tell wenger to stop being stingy. The money belongs to the club not him

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