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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup Hopes Take Hit As Serbia Shock Portugal To Win Gro by chicoMX(m): 7:24am On Nov 15, 2021
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E be like you don take meth this morning
Kingcalls:
Portugal should sue FIFA if the fail to make it... that game can be awarded to them if they take it to the court of sports arbitration.... Ronaldo scored in the 93rd minute of stoppage time abd that wud have been a certain victory , with that 3 points , they wud have been guaranteed 1st place and a spot in Qatar.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Entire Salary of 29k Wiped off from Account By Online Loan Company by chicoMX(m): 7:17am On Nov 15, 2021
This your story no dey add up bros..


No loan app go lend you money with just one click.

is the loan app inside the jumiapay? you said you sent back the #20k immediately, but they still deducted late fees accrued. how come?

you have to rewrite this story

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Crime / Re: Edo Wife Stabs Husband To Death After He Caught Her With Man On Matrimonial Bed by chicoMX(m): 1:54am On Nov 15, 2021
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NwaAmaikpe should be a course on its own or topic to be discussed in our mental facilities.
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I blame the man for this, of all the names in the world to bear, he chose Dagana forgetting that there's power in the names we answer to.
Today, he's been daggered.

I look back and I doubt there's any clan in all of Afenmai land whose women I did not have a taste of their kpekus.
From Ayogwiri to Ughiole, from Warrake to Ihievbe, from Otuo to Agenebode, from Ikabigbo to Ibienafe, from Aviele to Iyamho, from Egelesor to Afashio, from Okpekpe to Ekperi, from Okpella to Igarra.

But I can tell you that Jattu women are the most wayward in all of Uzairue.

Go there and you'd find most women trying to walk over a sitting goat because there is a superstition there that as an adultress, if you walk over a goat, the repercussions of cheating will not affect you.

I have never put myself in the shoes of the man whose wife's back I throw on the bed.
But my heart goes out to Abdulrasheed. That was such a painful and shameful way to die.
To be beaten up and stabbed in your own house by the woman who gave up on your manhood.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Would You Do If You Accidentally Found A Bag Of Money by chicoMX(m): 3:44pm On Nov 13, 2021
Na poor man thinking be this lol.


What would you do, if you woke up broke? No money anywhere, nothing nothing lol.
Travel / Re: Man Drives Against Traffic In Abuja, Soldier Catches Him, Orders Him To Stand On by chicoMX(m): 9:27pm On Nov 12, 2021
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Money Can Solve Your Current Problem? by chicoMX(m): 6:51pm On Nov 12, 2021
Orente21:
5k to buy food and drugs. God bless my helpers

Instead of you to pray to your God to bless you. Shior
Politics / Re: Soludo's Musician Son, Ozonna Soludo, Congratulates Him by chicoMX(m): 5:11pm On Nov 12, 2021
Iyaebe:
Charles Soludo has a good profile, it is only right for his son to have a better profile and not some junkie looking son.Before you govern a state make sure you govern your house well first.

Have you listened to his songs? It's unfair to judge him by his looks and legit hustle.

We still get artiste wey no dey raz na, wey dey drop nice songs with great lyrics. I.e Asa and co

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Politics / Re: Soludo's Musician Son, Ozonna Soludo, Congratulates Him by chicoMX(m): 4:59pm On Nov 12, 2021
Iyaebe:
This wasn't what I expect from a son of Charles soludo,piercing his ears and doing music.

See this one. Who are you to him to even expect anything from him in first place?

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Politics / Re: Soludo's Musician Son, Ozonna Soludo, Congratulates Him by chicoMX(m): 4:58pm On Nov 12, 2021
Wiseandtrue:
With all the money the guy still get patch patch face lipsrsealed

Hmmmmmm

If you were to be in his shoes, you probably would have tried every bleaching product out there and thus, no one would notice the supposed patches.


By the way, the patches could come from shaving. Most young people dont stick to a specific method of shaving their beards. (Shaving stick, clippers, shaving stick with cream etc)

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Sister Needs A Boyfriend by chicoMX(m): 8:56pm On Nov 11, 2021
Lasisieniola77:
30,looking for a dark guy and intelligent

You can as well say a little about her. Like her hobbies, things she likes etc.


And most importantly. Is she working?

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Religion / Re: Apostle Sammy Smith Gives Live Sermon Outside His BURNING Home (Pics) by chicoMX(m): 8:47pm On Nov 11, 2021
The church got you covered

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Romance / Re: My Funny Experience At Airforce Base Kaduna... by chicoMX(m): 8:32pm On Nov 11, 2021
Naytanstore:





Not afraid o, just dat army don't treat there foot soldiers well........ except I'll be joining them as a commissioned officer if not am not going to join

Lol. See this one. Commissioned officers wey just join now set dey go war front. I r

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Nairaland / General / Re: Help! I Have A Cockroach Infestation by chicoMX(m): 8:17pm On Nov 11, 2021
1.Clean your room regularly

2. Tidy your dishes immediately

3. If you keep waste bin your room/kitchen, dispose it everyday.

4. Where do you keep your garri? These roaches love garri wella.

5. Roaches love books too, you can put one or too balls of camphor there if you have many piled up in your room.

6. Buy cockroach powder

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Phones / Re: What Could Be The Cause Of This On My Phone Screen by chicoMX(m): 5:58pm On Nov 11, 2021
gasparpisciotta:
Words on marble:

Better spend your 50k on fairly used iPhone 7 than a brand new ‘chinko’ phone like -infinix and co.



Your Apple phone na made in where?

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Health / Re: Somebody Help What Is Happening To My Little Brother by chicoMX(m): 3:51pm On Nov 10, 2021
It looks like so many things. from my end i could say chicken pox.

see eh, just take your brother to the hospital.

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Business / Re: Can A Man In His Early 30s Do Akara & Akamu Busines Without Shame? by chicoMX(m): 12:47pm On Nov 08, 2021
Righteousness2:
If you Diligently do your akamu and akara business and Involve GOD in your Doings, you will do better than many of those that wear suit and tie.


I like the fact you used the word "diligently" here. Some Christians go into businesses without doing their home work well.

My cousin once shared a side hustle she had in mind with me. Basically, I was asking the questions and she was replying with answers.

4 out of my 5 questions got "I go just pray to God make so and so happen" as reply.

I said to her, "sister you dey pray too much. If this money dey disturb you for account carry am chop'

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Business / Re: Can A Man In His Early 30s Do Akara & Akamu Busines Without Shame? by chicoMX(m): 12:40pm On Nov 08, 2021
If you've don your research and you're confident that the akara and akamu business would yield profits; then go for it.


OT: person wey dey hustle to feed himself no suppose dey shame (especially when he has a plan for his life).

Rather person wey dey beg to survive na him suppose dey shame (even if it is temporarily), cos the moment e become shameless while e dey beg; na there e turn to verified beggar.

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Science/Technology / Re: Baby Monkey Smokes On Camera As Part Of A Supposed Public Health Campaign( Pics) by chicoMX(m): 8:27pm On Nov 07, 2021
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Travel / Re: Which Country Can One Relocate To With ₦3 Million? by chicoMX(m): 11:02am On Nov 07, 2021
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They will eat you first, if indeed they're hungry
Adex2442:



i will loose my hungry dogs on u now

P;S before you move to any country, please have a clear cut plan on what you intend to do over there.
#3.2m is less than $5k, if you deduct money for processing visa and flight ticket you might be left with less than #3M (obviously)

All i am trying to say is, ignore these ones shouting US or Canada up there!!

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Travel / Re: Which Country Can One Relocate To With ₦3 Million? by chicoMX(m): 10:46am On Nov 07, 2021
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Republic of Biafra, we spend pound sterling over here
Adex2442:
Which country can one relocate to with 3m naira ?? pls no african countries pls

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Phones / Re: I Was Duped By Someone Name Martha Annu Dara Who Posted A Phone On Jiji by chicoMX(m): 7:58am On Nov 06, 2021
It would cost you at least 150k buy a new Samsung A32...


Omo OP. Just learn your lessons, and move on
Fashion / Re: Sexy Lingerie Available For Delivery by chicoMX(m): 7:53am On Nov 06, 2021
make una try dey put price...
Travel / Re: Ibom Air Today Celebrate One Million Passengers by chicoMX(m): 4:43am On Nov 04, 2021
Dialpad:
1 million flying customers or 1 million visitors to their websites ?


How many planes do they have

How many passengers can a plane take (average)

How many routes do they go


1 million passengers is not real to me


who you wan give assignment?? why don't you do the maths and stop asking lazy questions

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Sports / Re: Meet Omere Larry Peters: Profile, Biography, Nigeria Striker Making Waves Abroad by chicoMX(m): 11:59pm On Nov 01, 2021
I remember larry way back in Agidingbi primary school (class mates) lol.

In those days when our goal posts were car tyres, i remeber Larry scoring free kicks anyhow from any point on the field lol.
Everybody in his family knows how to play ball eh.

as for his age, make we leave matter abeg
Politics / Re: 22 Govs Apply As FG Begins Model Ranch Fund’s Disbursement Next Week by chicoMX(m): 10:21am On Oct 27, 2021
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Education / Re: History Of Queen Mary 1 AKA "Bloody Mary" Of England. by chicoMX(m): 4:24am On Oct 25, 2021
Dawson126:
Queen Mary I's act of prosecutions was very graphic and inhumane. The English feared this era to the extent when Queen Anne died without a child who should become monarch, they bypassed close to 56 people of strong royal claim and bloodline to elect Sophia, Electress of Hanover, a protestants (somewhere around present day Germany) and her descendants, giving rise to the Hanoverian Dynasty, which technically the current Elizabeth II is a member
I believe you're referring to Queen Mary II, who was succeeded by her sister Queen Anne.
Politics / Re: Abiodun, Amosun Govts Clash Over Ogun Nursing Schools by chicoMX(m): 4:09pm On Oct 21, 2021
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The sitting governor should use the same energy to build roads in Ogun state.

AT least nobody can claim that one

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Sports / Re: Tokyo2020 Male Basketball: Nigeria Loses To Germany 92 - 99 by chicoMX(m): 12:35am On Jul 28, 2021
Finallyn channel 205 on dstv go show the game.


i searched the same channel on sunday and i was dissapointed
Jobs/Vacancies / FMM Graduate Trainee Programme Placement. Who Else Got Shortlisted? by chicoMX(m): 5:59pm On Jul 26, 2021
A brother of mine got shortlisted this evening.

I would appreciate every tips and materials. Thanks

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Got This Mail From Livessavers.org (documentation Officer Position) by chicoMX(m): 8:58pm On Jul 21, 2021
Them fit use your #8k add run their registration with CAC.

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Politics / Re: Reno: Don’t Give Your Parents “A Talk Of The Town Burial”. Give Them ........... by chicoMX(m): 6:05am On Jul 18, 2021
Niece:
What stops him from being the first to tar the roads?


You mean he should tar all the roads in Oba or what? You think say to tar road na to open borehole? Y'all should rest abeg

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Romance / Re: I Find Older Women Attractive. Am I Weird?? by chicoMX(m): 5:58am On Jul 18, 2021
SultanOfPuna:
When I say older, I don't mean grandma age or below 50
I'm talking about 30+, 40+ women.
I always had a fetish for milfs or married women.
My boss at my workplace I'm naturally drawn to her and she is 40+
There is always a sexual tension between us. I sometimes see the way she stares at me and give me compliments like " you look so handsome on low cut" she keeps dropping signs of attraction. But I'm scared to make a move.
The way she looks me in the eyes and smile when I explain concepts to her.
I can see she likes me but due to what people will say, she respect herself.

The worst part is she is married, but I still want to fulfill my fantasy of having sex with her.
I don't know why I find milfs hotter than young girls... Is this normal?

Hope your savings go carry you till you land another job? No come year con dey beg of 2k to buy food or medicine o

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