₦airaland Forum

Abfinest007:
I dated one that was a year older than me.she refuse to respect me so we broke up

RESPECT IS EARNED...
RESPECT IS RECIPROCAL....

Positiveme2020:
Abi, na wahala for who wan scam me because hunger go kill the person.

LMAO....Indeed an hungry man is an angry man

Positiveme2020:
Try if you can. Lol

LMAO.... wahala for who no want gree, make they scam am....

Positiveme2020:
Happy birthday to you, please Make due with what you have . Don't use that format here to scam people.

Lmao....but can you allow me to scam you... please nah...

ahnie:
Maybe he dey reason me to be his ex-mrs u kwelmmm

Wahala for who him want make we lie for man....

ahnie:
Lolz....na my bingo he be,he dey always bark anytime e sees my thread.

As in eeh... ikegwuru.....i really do not understand how some nairaland bigot feels its okay for a man to talk about his wife but its bad for a wife to talk about her husband...

ufotunang:
...1k was enough to cook jollof rice for those kids in which they will eat and be fully satisfied...you wasted money

Your money dey loss

Kennedykenneth:
Maybe ur father brags but u see men, that's our responsibility, if ur husband is having tuff time don't look down on him, unless u were not married officially, care for him, encourage him to hustle harder don't come an shame here an think i will keep mute never, if he pays ur bride price all of a sudden went bad for him manage an endure , u posted this just to shame ur man not because of price of food.

E be like say na you be the husband oooo,,, because this your tears is too much....

fuckwell2080:
@zonefree and romanoff you are right once a woman feed the house just a day the world will hear it.They runaway from responsibilty.Anytin responsibility can make them shiver.That why all women.have to be grateful and give thanks to husband because it not easy.A MAN feed the house janauary to december.For a whole lifetime he no go make noise.once a woman do just a day the world go hear including there useless friends.That was the character of my ex BAD WIFE.LOUSY AND LAZY.500K for a business.she squander.Another 500k the same.800K Same.Notin good can come out from some women.Thank GOD for delivering me from a BURDEN ,WAYWARD WOMAN.never ready to change.Who quote me saying truth hug transformer.

Lmao....na you dey find woman wey go fuckwell nah.... so enjoy

Kennedykenneth:
Simply because u buy two sardine an bread u r the bread winner in ur family, or r u a baby Mama let us know

Why are you crying more than the bereaved?

Zonefree:
It's foolishness to flip dilapidated bress.

You talk too much kwanu....ogini....shey you be toto ni? Haba mana.

Lexusgs430:
Just hear/watch/listen, and pass jejely........

Yes boss

Lexusgs430:
Wàhálà.....

Wàhálà for who go do yansh dey top am with exercise....

cooooooks:
Damn. FBI should hire you.

LMAO......

cooooooks:
NAA, my name is Great in my language . That is why I have a Great nose.

LMAO....
Wahala for who no get great nose....

cooooooks:


So I can breathe properly.

Why are you looking at my photo??

Yea, you are right.... But you are inhaling the whole oxygen only you....
I guess your name is Nosa..

cooooooks:
Such an intelligent statement.

Have fun.

But why is your nose bigger than your head.

cooooooks:
It's not that serious.

Man expressed his opinion, you don't have to take it.

Yea...
You are right...
But you need the advise more, because i only stated my opinion, you do not have to masturbate on it....
Enjoy your night dear.

Starzo:
Emailing any girl for nairaland na big f-up.

All of Dem here na yeye people wey think say men suppose bow for their smelly kpekus.

Nairaland girls are useless

As in eeehnn..
Nairaland girls are as useless as your future.....
Since you decide to be unfortunate........

ReluctantAdult:
Dude get a grip.

You need that grip more...
Since you cant tell your sponge like vagina hair girlfriend to thier face to wax, but decide to come to nairaland to give every female nairalander ultimatum to wax... Don't you sound foolish....
Little wonder you have refused to grow the fk up.... Reluctant Adult oshi...

GeniusVincent:
Okay

Hello Vincent...

Almaigaa:
If She is from East, forget it. Na She go willingly dey share kpekus give everybody for that Jail.

The same way your sisters in boko haram detention are busy sharing thier kpekus willingly to your boko haram brothers....I heard they allow them slam thier head and shout allahakbar while at it ..... since your stupidity doesn't recognize empathy....lets be mad together... Animal.

VeryWickedMan:
There are many non-tech remote jobs like customer care reps, sales executives, product managers/owners, software testers etc.

Pay is by experience level. $1k-$1.5k for beginners, $2k-$3.5k for mid and $5k+ for experienced roles depending on your field. Bear in mind that you have an 80% chance of being shortchanged if you have a Nigerian supervisor who will slash your pay and give you like 50% or less of these figures.


I supervise some African devs and I slash their salaries by more than 60% sometimes and divert it for myself. $500 is already big salary in Nigeria so any of them that complains gets kicked out at the next appraisal and replaced ASAP with someone who's willing to accept even less.

Animal.....

Tell her that there is a job opening ( do at home) at your workplace, and you want to apply for her so she can use it to support ( quote a nice figure, garnish it) then ask her to send you her cv... You will even get more information, then you can compare and contrast....

SteadyGrinding:
Please be sincere. You're a woman. With no sentiment. We've been having rounds of sex for 6month now. You mean it hid in her system and I didn't get it during this time?

why is it hard for you believe her? if you can trust her enough to change your life, why can't you trust her enough to believe her that she didnot cheat on you? some people have non reactive body that is why you see some women living with infection for years but they don't feel any symptoms, only test detect it for them, i have seen so many women without any infection symptoms get married, maybe when they go for fertility tests, it detects chronic infection... or better still, what if you are the one with the infection, and that last sex triggered it in your body? is that enough for her to leave you?
In your own lowest moment, she offered you help and helped you to the beat of her ability, but now she needs you most, you are looking for the fastest exit.... Some of you are not worth loyalty....Geddifok...

Vision101:
@Chidi2022

Get big onions... cut into four or more, and throw everywhere..... and watch magic happening... Typing from experience.... you can thank me later...



@me
Really? Will it kill them or drive them away?

it will drive them into the bottomless pit....it works like teargas on them, they will never come to that surrounding again....

Get big onions... cut into four or more, and throw everywhere..... and watch magic happening... Typing from experience.... you can thank me later...

Congratulations Mo Sallah.

kenedy175:
If you want to trend, talk about Obi. Whether good or bad, you'll trend. What a man!!

By the way, who's Akin Alabi mbok??

Akin Alabi is a bald headed vulture who could not record more than 15 sales with his online scammery called Nairabet, then he decided to go into Nigeria politics to be able to loot.. atleast any way or the other, looting must continue...Aluta Continua....Bald headed poiticians are always senseless ....

shogotermies:
I was in ile-ife when my uncle's wife gave birth. When we got home, we realized he has jaundice. The solutions which grandma recommended, although she was a nurse but she used a combination of some home made solutions
1. You allow your baby get a glimpse of the morning sun, that one around 8 to 10am filled with VIT D, not the crazy sunrays in the afternoon oo
2. You get unripe papaya, you wash it well, you slice it with the bark, endocarp and seeds in it, and soak in water. The baby takes a teaspoon morning and night and the mom take a quarter cup of it daily.
3. To clear the yellow eyes, the mom would occasionally sprinkle her breast milk into his eyes.

I know these maybe dumb, but it was something I witnessed and it worked.
Please trying it is at your own risk and insult. But it works.

This here is the best cure to baby jaundice.... Quote it anywhere....