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Politics / Re: Peter Obi & His Lawyers File Petition To The Presidential Elections Tribunal by chijioke17(m): 9:36am On Mar 21, 2023
Rikkely:



It's better you wake up, Nigeria is never going to work even in 2,000 years to come, we are too divisive to be in one country, even if Peter Obi win nothing will change.
While some shouted “don’t waste your time, it can never work”, another shouted “if only someone can just do it”, but a third group kept at it till it was done”. Find where you fit in
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 1:05am On Mar 06, 2023
lyreek:


Please I am highly in need of a clean car for hire purchase for Uber in Abuja I don’t mind using my 2010 ml350 for collateral my target is 1.3m downwards amount I can be able to raise quickly thanks
This is my WhatsApp number anybody pls reach me urgently

How much for this
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 11:26pm On Jan 04, 2023
Happy new year people, how una dey

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Food / Re: Mackerel: How Do I Identify Original From This Fish? by chijioke17(m): 7:06pm On Oct 19, 2022
obembet:
I must be sincere, till today, I still don't know the difference between this two fish physically.

By taste, I know the one is sweeter and very tasty expecially when you boil, then other doesn't taste so nice like that. So is there truly a fake and original? How do I identify original one?

They are both mark week but different species, A is Atlantic markarel, B is Chub markarel
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: I'll Stop Campaigning, If Anyone Proves I Misused Money As Governor by chijioke17(m): 11:23am On Sep 10, 2022
Kagd10:


You mean your Peter Obi who cursed himself and family if he ever left APGA or join any other party apart from apga?

Heck, his pandora criminal case is out there.

No one takes your pathological liar serious. Someone who achieved absolute nothing in Anambra while investing state funds into his family business which the criminal justified.

Tinubu's legacies such LAMATA, Eko atlantic city, RRS, housing units, LASTMA, lekki trade zone, lekki seaport, gigantic lasu teaching hospital, millenium schools, BRT etc and enormous increase in lagos revenues speak for him.




Is any of the candidates including yours not guilty of what you posted, Abi the log in your eyes prevents you from seeing that?
Politics / Re: Fact Check: Are Bishops, Pastors Who Attended Shettima's Unveiling Fake? by chijioke17(m): 7:18am On Jul 22, 2022
You are fact checking with no proof save for the same hear say you are trying to dispel. They were about 30 of them according to Shettima, but you only spoke of 3, with no proof. The only one proof was brought out for, you didn’t even fact check. I can design banners and post on Facebook in 24hrs just to seem genuine. You really are gullible
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Asks Media To Apologise For Saying GEJ Will Contest APC Ticket. by chijioke17(m): 10:10am On May 14, 2022
abc115:
You are covering ground for GEJ.

GEJ was approached.

He agreed...but wanted consensus, backing and anointing of President Buhari that was why he visited APC Chairman.

PDP Miscreants and wailers were confused, obtained BMC forms... suddenly stopped criticism of APC.

President Buhari said, he is not a Pastor and has no Anointing Oil.

GEJ backed out
Source please
Politics / Re: Emeka Ihedioha: Still The Beautiful Bride Of Imolites - Dumebi Ifeanyi by chijioke17(m): 6:37pm On Apr 22, 2022
Hmm
Politics / Re: Troops Neutralise IPOB/ESN’s Gang Leader & 25 Others at Orlu by chijioke17(m): 6:47am On Apr 19, 2022
BMedia:
Saw it on Channels.

Kudos to the Joint task force.

Igboland must be free from ipob terrorists and known gunmen.

Please do you have a link to this or the time the news was read?, thanks
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 1:46pm On Apr 15, 2022
BAZ001:


Oga you always show up anytime it’s gbas gbos grin cheesy grin grin.

Abeg who them dey gbas gbos,? Direct me to the page
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 12:03pm On Apr 15, 2022
Felicity0001:


You go just breeze in n out of niaja anyhow without coming with anything for us (me) e no gud nacheesy

Come oh e b like na give away time u dey always dey comment here abi d spirit is leading u to do give away for us? cheesy

Abeg me I dey look for who go do give away to me for phone my hustling phone don spoil as BAZ001 no gree transfer him own make I see weather our General go live up to the task cheesy

Them dey do giveaway?, didn’t know o. Make I join na, e no go bad. I’m not even in naija sef, I just turned on my naija phone come remember nl, na so I say make I reach here, how the hustle na?.
This place use style quiet o
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 6:54pm On Apr 14, 2022
My people my people, oga felicity, baz001, how una dey, been ages
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 2:11pm On Mar 15, 2022
Been a while here o, how una dey na,
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by chijioke17(m): 2:08pm On Mar 15, 2022
tobisunday:
I need honda civic 06 - 07.. If available pls call or whatsapp 08178721654
I have 09 available
Romance / Re: Men Need To Realise That Having Money Doesn't Make Them A Catch. by chijioke17(m): 8:59pm On Nov 25, 2021
My only objection is the fact that yhu and you is same 3 letter word, thought it initially to be a typo, but damn, that’s some total turn off
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 10:13pm On Nov 15, 2021
Felicity0001:


Come na this kind play we the good people of igba land no dey like at all... If them tell u say u dey form big boy abi na rich man them call am you go dey defend urself say the coca cola shop no be your own.

Watin concern slow for this matter now? Slow dey gor Nigeria?grin

No vex, na slip of hand grin grin grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 8:44am On Nov 12, 2021
izzou:


Leave that one.

He has been driving before everybody here knew Uber, but in 2021, he doesn't even know the simple basics of positioning.

Honorable it’s okay na grin grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 8:29am On Nov 12, 2021
Nawa o, even this freezing night na em gbas gbos full everywhere, I go dey battle snow dey battle gbas gbos join, anyways, how are you guys doing here, been a while. E be like say na dru and baz be the new wwe fighters for here. Dear silent people o, so izzou get this kain weapons for em arsenal, sotey person dey use zenith bank begging beg am to avoid stray bullet.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 4:11pm On Sep 28, 2021
Felicity001:


Our America doctor longest time... Good to hear from you doc.

Sometimes make una dey try give us some health tips na abi make we come register?

How’ve you been na
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 4:10pm On Sep 28, 2021
Felicity001:


Our America doctor longest time... Good to hear from you doc.

Sometimes make una dey try give us some health tips na abi make we come register?



Lol, oya always drink water and mind your business. Drinking water protects your kidneys and prevents lots of of disease conditions , while minding your business will prolong your life and prevent Hypertension

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 1:52am On Sep 28, 2021
Hi guys, been a while
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 9:17pm On Aug 31, 2021
Felicity0001:


Na lie oh bros gentlelife50 is the true defination of lazy drivergrin the bros no get any other hustle apart from use the minimum earning to play baba ijebugrin even donfortune too that one na oga o in fact general overseer of them lazyD genggrin

Infact it's time we shift them to retirees drivers group because these set of people only live on pension and their 100k gross monthly is more than enough for them. grin

But you know what, thank God say BAZ001 don get sense dey migrate small small to ant league because you'll wonder why would a child sit down with old men like gentlelife@50 morning till night playing draft, watin that pikin dey find? Wisdom or experience?gringrin. Him no no say those men don already build house get children way they help them fuel and maintain their car for themgrin so anytime they just need money to play draft, baba ijebu or take paraga them go hustle do one or two trips like our able doctor chijioke17 then close shop. gringrin

Ha! Life sweet shall. I wish to be like them when I grow up ogrin

Lol
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 2:06pm On Aug 30, 2021
Felicity0001:


Which hands you won take come go chuck patient injectiongrin doc abeg rest jor which kind joke be this nagrin that 3 trips now no go make BAZ001 complet him 1m+ ogringringrin

grin grin grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 10:37am On Aug 30, 2021
BAZ001:


You dey whine me ?
So Uber drivers are making millions driving.
I receive it, I claim it.
Let’s assume what I see on my dashboard is what I have in my account and I’m the king of ants,
I earn 560k every month (800k gross - 20% commission and 10% fuel/servicing)
560k * 12 months = 6,720,000
So I have 6.7M , I will now buy car 4.5M , pay lekki house rent 1.5M and left with 720k.

This life no balance
My brother na so life be o, sometimes I’ll be home and be admiring some of you guys on Uber trips, but I’m too lazy to even do any. Maybe this evening I go enter road small. Just 2-3 trips

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 10:36am On Aug 30, 2021
Felicity0001:


Haha... Bros abeg always join the moving train oooh if not... Na Europe you go come meet us after 600yrs... We sabi talk here ogringrin
Na why I dey always try read like 10 out of am
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 12:37pm On Aug 29, 2021
BAZ001:


C’monnn naaahhhh
Haba you want to turn me to Ronaldo. After playing in ant leagues to come back and play league 3.
Though I keep aiming for group 2, but keep finding myself in group 3. But since we are aiming at 1M+ I ve been speaking to my dashboard to wake up.
I dey with a young guy that wants to buy Camry 2012, we ve been toying car shops up and Dan.
I come begin thinking when Uber drivers will be able to buy cars what 4.5M like dis.

Lol, my brother, get comfortable. If you check yourself well, you make more than that. Probably you have a lot of responsibilities that need taking care of that’s why you can’t afford it at the moment

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 12:35pm On Aug 29, 2021
Felicity0001:


My doctor you're wise... How far na Doc... Trust your doimg great been a while.

My brother, no time again o. Sometimes I come here and see like 20pages, the BAZ001, sorry laziness in me won’t allow me be patient

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 6:45am On Aug 28, 2021
Felicity001:


Talking about groups I don't think the group is complete.

Group 1: Hoodlum Drivers:- drivers on this group can net above or below 200k weekly, they dont take nonsense neither do they have tolerance for stupid riders with entitlement mentality, we shuttle Lagos-Akure, Lagos-Benin, Lagos-Ph , Lagos-fct and within state trips every week, they work a max of 5days weekly, we don't share dashboard because we can't show evidence of trips done offline... Drivers on this group are mad people o don't provoke them at all if not they can break partners windshieldgrin they've zero tolerance for bad behaviour from any one not even from buhari self

Group2:- Ant league, these driver are vogie, rude, lack respect for other drivers because they believe they're the only once that earn big driving. This drivers are inexperience when it comes to interstate travel but are Lord within state, they work morning till night 7days a week yet they never breakdown... I envy them to some large extent oh I've to be honest because I try to imagine how an average human being has turn out to become a robot. Their pride and achievement in lagos is in display of their 200k gross earnings without spending a dine on either food, airtime or car repairs. I can't cry for the moon else I would have wish to be like themgrin

Group 3: these are the lazy drivers league: this set of drivers are actually not lazy don't mind them oh... Actually they alternate btw group 2&3, So some week they gross 200k and other weeks they can gross just N2K or N0. Some of them are office workers or business owners while the rest only driver to exercise their body and car... You know what that means na... I didn't say they're yahoo yahoo oooh. Their millage is alwyas very low and they can walk you out of their car if you keep them waiting for too long. As a rider you've to be careful, humble and polite when these kind of drivers are your bolt drivers.

So with this updated group I believe we all know where we fall in and like Mr. Johnny said las las we shall all dey alright. grin

I guess I’m comfortable with group 3 with baz001
Autos / Re: Mr Integrity by chijioke17(m): 4:16pm On Jul 14, 2021
Hmm
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 9:25pm On Jul 09, 2021
drmikeadams:
05 naija used. , Lagos
How much
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chijioke17(m): 11:04am On Jul 09, 2021
BAZ001:


Rider slapped you ?
She said stop but you continued... I can’t stop laughing. Is it by force to make a crying lady smile ? Are you a driver or comedian ?
Majority of this ladies are frustrated esp the single or baby mama’s.

Wonderful so as I’m targeting 200k weekly I will still have time to look at faces ?
Co ask o, make e talk the story finish abeg

Pls did you go in and drank the water ?

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