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Sammy07:
Sub wetin?

I'll never enter a Nigerian sub

pls how can I format an I-scream e learn lappy? I bought it from my boss and he can't remember the password

patfenda:
lolz,i laff in swahili,bros na semi scrap u wan sell for 45k ooo

I heard that Samsung scraps and semi scraps are valuable

mrfoxx:
With all this problem u still want to sell 45k

Fear God na

walahi the phone is neat, I am using it now.

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Meister:

Samsung galaxy s7 edge with hairline crack on the front, scuff marks, tiny ink spot, very light screen burn, minor cracks on the back and a missing power button. 45k

2.a samsung S7 edge with a faulty screen but working panel.. 10k
pics of the s7 edge and how.much last?

Doctor !!! my eye is paining me

9/10 clean Samsung galaxy s7edge with hairline crack which is nearly unnoticeable, an ink spot and faint screen burn. 50k

Another useless message from the lifeless dullard

HTC u11 needed by the end of January

Edondo2018:
Correct the DOB on your BVN and then get back to IPPIS for correction

okay

[quote author=Edondo2018 post=96958291]What's is most important is your

Edondo2018:
IPPIS account details carries your BVN. If the date of birth you give while capturing on IPPIS does not tally with your BVN, you will not be paid. It means there is an irregularity somewhere. So the disadvantage of using a wrong DOB on IPPIS is NO SALARY. to rectify this, the wahala is much so it's advicable you use your accurate bank account and BVN DOB.

does correcting the date of birth resolve the issue?

They have been redoubling their efforts since 2015 with nothing to show for it. The only thing they are good at is engaging criminals in fierce shoot outs only to kill one or two persons and recovering one or two local guns from such alleged firefights.

Fmghewzy:
Really?

Look carefully it's nassarawa local government of kano state not nasarawa state.

Fmghewzy:
Their police is truly working.
Misplaced priority to the fullest,if hisbah had been tackling issues like this ,they would have been much more useful.

But instead they choose to be breaking bottles lol.

Hypocrites of the highest order.
See the kind of stuff happening under their very nose,but na law against blasphemy be their priority.
Mumu people

Nasarawa state has no hisbah, and the culprits are not Moslems so there is nothing hisbat can do

Stray bullets killing innocent people and Nigerian police and military go th and in hand. Police are supposed to have shooting range where they will hone their marksmanship so that any policeman that shoots someone will not use accidental discharge or a mistake as an excuse. Furthermore, the laws should be strengthened to allow rapid prosecution of erring officers.
Lastly, Nigeria is supposed to be moving forward but with the way things are going now, we would soon start counting our date backwards till we find ourselves in the stone age. Dear Lord, if there is a second life, please don't send me to Nigeria.

Very useless hisbat. Now if the south decides to retaliate, some useless abokis will start shouting up and down Shebi the person wey get the alcohol buy am with him own moni?

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Just imagine someone like Buhari who isn't fit to be collecting levies at toll gate is the one ruling a very complex country like Nigeria. All thanks to Quota system.

Not talking about levies, He is even incompetent in rearing cows. considering that his cows in daura haven't increased since he came to power.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Lool
Buhari is a big disaster.

Ah swear whenever I think that I have heard the worst, bubu's regime surprises me with something even worse.
The tin just dey escalate dey go

MyVILLAGEpeople:
This is very sad and pathetic... And again when you talk about how this government have failed on Insecurity, they will quickly come out and say the south is trying to overthrow Buhari because he is from the north and a Muslim ( this is what most of them were saying during the End SARS protest, even their Leaders ). Religion and ethnicity has beclouded their sense of reasoning. What happened under Jonathan wasn't up to this, when they called for his head. The hypocrisy of these people stinks to high heavens.

I hope the abducted officers reunite with their families in good conditions soon.

I agree that there is hypocrisy but personally, I would overthrow Bubu from space if ah get chance.

fuckingAyaya:
Ok

Haba, this missile is embarrassing, and a humongous shame to naija

Heavy exchange of gunfire and only a few terrorists killed? They should just admit that they wasted bullets shooting at nothing.

Kudos to the Nigerian police for a job well done. (assuming those young men were really armed robbers).

TinubuGoQuench:
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT THERE!!!

Of course. I don't argue with fools and you are clearly one.

Hypocrisy and double standards is now the order of the day. He it been it was a Muslim cleric that committed this, everyone would have been shouting bloody murder.

They are worried about #ENDSARS because it has a high chance of turning the masses against them.
Insecurity doesn't bother them because they are the sponsors of bandits, thugs and co. Also security agencies are at their beck and call.

YorubaMod:

The worst is, nigerians don't even know which one is killing them in mass... Someone will be stealing ur life destiny away and when u see him, you still hail him to give u mere 1k-5k, from the billions he stole from you, that's stark illiteracy ,
I still don't know how I found myself in this shithole, All ur leaders are busy flying from one 1st class to the other, visiting different countries while leaving behind the ones they are assigned to care for...Poor masses keep losing their lives in motor accidents, police brutality, etc
Everyday we see picx of accident victims and yet some idiots will sit inside their homes and type nonsense, in favour of this same thieves who are living abroad, 60% of nigerian roads are death traps, drivers will explain better...
They only fly in when they have meetings or nonsense projects to commission, which they won't still finish... I'm really sick of all this pple around me. I just pray nemesis will arrest all of them in favour of this wickedness, let them have a taste of it and know how it feels.

It is a terrible fate to be born as a Nigerian.
I sometimes wonder if our leaders are trying to wipe us out so that they can share the country among themselves.

NIGERIAN YOUTH MENTALITY.
LOCAL THIEF: ole ole thief (gbas gbos) thief receives heavy slaps and knocks. Meanwhile, the thief might have been hungry.


SUPER THIEF: Honourable sir, I remain loyal sir.
Any thing for the boys? Your boys are hungry sir.
You will live long. ( by the way, he is busy stealing from their common wealth)

I tire

I usually avoid any post that concerns bubu and his family so that I can maintain my composure.
Else, I the anger I feel about the situation this woman's husband has put many people in will overpower me.
( tries to break phone in anger)