₦airaland Forum

soberdrunk:
This is the 'real' feminist, not all these women that will be screaming 'equal rights' and the next minute they are screaming "my man must take care of me". I still ain't letting a woman cut my hair though, it never ends well..........

The hair at the top or the one below?

luvmijeje:
This is what happened when a leader failed to lead. People start taking laws into their hands. I hate saying may his or her soul in perfect peace. This could all be avoided when a leader leads.

And when a leader turns a blind eye to the wrong doings of his people, whom he agreed to guide, he should be punished severely by the appropriate authority. This applies to both sides of the crisis. If a leader is aware that his followers are going on a rampage and is unable to stop them, he should notify security operatives not keep quiet until an atrocious crime is committed.

inoki247:
dis Nigeria maybe some of dem did not use d money for farming

Quite right. I know that my Arewa brothers are fond of marrying more wives than they can take care of.

Arrest all these miyetti people them.they are all trouble making animals

Paperwhite:
Yet the idiot was saying;“More than 60 per cent of the population is below 30, a lot of them haven’t been to school and they are claiming that Nigeria is an oil producing country, therefore, they should sit and do nothing, and get housing, healthcare, education free,”

please don't quote the old man because anytime I see those words, I feel like beating the sh*t outta someone.

aminu790:
Allah sauwaka

Still wondering why the killings by bandits in my state is neglected by Buhari

In my opinion, the only deaths that receive public attention and sympathy are those of politicians, wealthy individuals and celebrities. But I don't think we should heap all the blame on a single person, rather, blame should be shared among everyone saddled with the responsibility of securing lives and properties. Buhari, Lalong, Buratai and Mr transmission all included.

Smellymouth:
Lionel Musa..
The real GOAT..

Black face white hands? Issokay

Luminee:
God can decide to change prophecies at will

An unpredictable God?

jamael:
Foolish transmission police men.

Always forming boss for harmless civilians.

When they see criminals, they'll rather use mud to camouflage their uniform than face them.

Nah they don't use mud , they prefer air because it's camouflage is flawless and they disappear (I mean transmission) completely.

Jesus!!! CANNIBALS!!! "Crosses my self and gets the heck outta here.

nenergy:
Is the display still in tact? If yes, you only need to change the touch screen/digitizer. It's $7.80 on AliExpress. This the link. Nairaland will edit it , so quote to see full link
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32830526886.html

my display is dead how can I get a new one?

Location

Vianna:
Silkie
a breed of chicken named for its atypically fluffy plumage, which is said to feel like silk and satin. The breed has several other unusual qualities, such as black skin and bones, blue earlobes, and five toes on each foot, whereas most chickens only have four. Mainly used for poultry shows. They come is both white and black colours and due to their black meat, people rarely breed them for meat.

holy sh*t , see meat

Vianna:
Malay
The Malay is a breed of game chicken bred for their aggressiveness. The Malay has an upright stance, a well muscled form and a large skull with a cruel expression. Malays can come in a grey colour but are more common in maroon. They are usually bred for game shows.

Lol their cruel expression turns into a scared expression when they see or hear you sharpening your knife.

drlateef:
So, what about the cross in front of most hospital logos? We don't have that in hospitals abroad, not in UK, not in most parts of Europe? Ignorance is the problem of most religious bigots.

It is not a cross o, it is a plus sign (as in the mathematical + which means add).




JOKE.

malware:
I think religion is the major impediment to our growth as a Country. I have never seen a more religiously divided Country than Nigeria.

Religious bigots are waiting for the slightest opportunity to start displaying their hatred for the perceived rival religion.

Sometimes when I see this, I think we deserve the leaders we get in this Country.

you nailed it.

Explorers:
Gas worker James Green with a rat found near Hackney Downs, east London, in 2016.

woah, super rat , super office (Aso rock ).

Jail, sweet jail here l come

please does anyone know how long it takes pencom to approve deceased person's application?

JideAmuGiaka:
Sleep please.

? what is you saying?

JideAmuGiaka:
The killed MKO, they killed Ken SaroWiwa, they killed Nnamdi Kanu.

The north believes that they own Nigeria and they're ever ready to kill any southerner that challenges their ownership of Nigeria.

Wake up please.

Laughs evilly after viewing thread.

jeronimo:
Looks very much like photo shop. Op shey you are an agent of the league of anti-mtk phones? Well done

It's not photoshopped

Does anyone know how it takes ibtc to pay a deceased person's application?

Obviously a deranged christian. spits on him.

Onechancearmy:
Because flogging the ground is as bad as kidnapping little girls and raping them into accepting islam. Stupid reasoning from a stupid religion.

Please remove that shirt that you are wearing. It has ignorance written at the back.

Euouae:
Leaves are growing on the tree

I see a monkey counting 70 million on top the tree

By the powers vested on me, I hereby rename the Super Eagles, THE SUPER LOSERS.

pinnket:





If only the government knows areas to focus on, in making our economy better again.. Its a shame these discoveries will be mined by the locals and sold in the black market to those who in turn make huge profits from it in the open market..



If you're still in doubt, what what has happened to the huge deposits of gold and precious stones discovered in calabar and the uranium in the north... These are just few to mention.

they have been destroyed by animals

Honestly speaking(writing) I will not miss a single effing thing about Nigeria. What I will do instead is to forget that Nigeria exists.

BankeSmalls:
I insist, he didn't lie

This government is filled with so many incompetent officials that they might be repeating a lie while not knowing what he is saying, and they do this without any iota of shame .

What a hopeless country.

Hopelessly hopeless I tells you.

hehehe this is really funny