₦airaland Forum

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Ogbeni op ...no need to worry....just three weeks...just wait for it to expand....that place is elastic.....and it will definitely open with time

I just dey pity you.....this same girl way you dey pity for so ehnnn...by the time that place open well....you go run o

Once that place open. ....and she is fond of you...then the sex go dey sweet her....na you go run for sex...she will be jumping on your rod anyday anytime twice on her ovulation period

brave20:
Someone showed me the shop of a pretty lady that is late now. He said d lady was so beautiful that eyes turns when she passes. She was running her restaurant business until her sudden death several years ago. Her pics was found in that shrine n many others that unfortunately had passed on

BKayy:
That is how it starts. One person claiming to be eye witness, which in turn spreads to people claiming to hear it from the eye witness until all naive people stamp it as fact.

But none of them ever cared to verify it. It is called "Argumetum ad populum" in philosophy. It means "because everybody believes or say so then it is fact"

This is exactly what the churches use to scam you. In Igboland we call it "o mere somewhere" meaning "it happened somewhere"

Now watch as the nearby churches will be flooded this Sunday. More money for the pastors doing their scam business

Antoeni:
Meanwhile the God of Pastor dey protect members while AK47 carrying mobile policemen dey protect pastors.......... Religion is truly the opium of the people

Me: If you don't have the strength for Police apply for vigilante.

May God help us!

Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.

Maxymilliano:
This is stupidity, the smugglers might not be living in those villages .

Government should stop behaving like bandits and terrorists

post=107270888:
At the bolded above,
That is the Koko.
Miracle Nwobodo and all other innocent igbos blood will fight for them.

Cownu end will be miserable for all the little remaining bitter life he has to send in prison.

May Amadioha and devil punish Ipob terrorists along with their big brother boko haram.

Cownu and his online swines and murderers will never end well in life...
Same goes for boko haram leader and their cohorts.
Cownu no go die better, for killing our relative Miracle Nwobodo for joining Nigeria Police and leaving his elder sister alive in the same Police force.
If u no wan die or celebrate Xmas, quote this post now.
Anuofias dem
Na Amadioha and Sango go strike all of una supporting the killings of innocent igbos

slimthugchimee2:
Is like ignorance is fully embedded in the DNA of Nigerians, a building collapse the whole area is very volatile with people trapped under rubbles, any wrong footing can crush the people under and one idiot wants to carry crowd and go there, Any untrained person there will definetly make matters worse for the people trapped under the rocks.

Nawa

Anywhere in the world the first thing the police do is to seal of the area and wait for rescue teams to do their work.

Infact I even commend the police for what they did, I am even surprise cause such professionalism is not something you see from Nigerian police

Kudos to them

Excel70:
Me

Shetemi12:
Wike is the most foolish Governor presently in Nigeria. Time will come and go but when He finishes his tenure. He will understand what Federal Government is

post=107230893:
Don't mind the stupid criminal and looter.
People dey talk Timi d thief sef shook mouth.

The same old politicians
Wey spoil Nigeria before
Obasanjo carry all of them
All of them dey there now
E no finish, e no finish, e no finish, e no finish, e no finish, e no finish[/i]

Silentgroper:
I think it's high time klopp adopt the 3 cbs formation..

it would strengthen us at d back.

it would cover up for trent's defensive woes.

when playing konate, it make us solid unlike d match against brighton.

it would give playing time to good cbs like nat nd gomez.

i dnt knw hw good trent will be playing wing back but i can vouch for robertson, dat he will adapt.

what do u all think?

cc anfieldfan
uniqueusuer
chikason22
bigdawsnet
ebukahades10
meksbig
minemrys
openmine


chikason22, please do a roll call 4 d sake of d thread.

Nonpartisan1:
By using €12.5m to purchase golden bras and panties?

Also finished eating $500m worth of cassava flour bread in a weekly FEC meeting and $1billions arms contract awarded without supplying a single bullet?

Like Abuja CCTV camera contracts and rural women stove money that end up in PDP leaders private pockets?

Sir, affliction will never rise again in Nigeria,so PDP never again in our country.

post=107210449:
D koko of the tori be say......

PDP in Nigeria again?!
God forbid bad thing
we rather vote for FRESH Party!!

We Rise.

safesurfer:
Haba. They've played Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Tottenham. They only lost against Man City. Which other big team remain Abeg? Leicester? Westham? Man Utd?

justiniyke29:
Lol playing small teams? We have played every big team except Man u and liechester city, also the same team you are referring to as small team is giving u tough time and you are talking trash.

crazygod:
Salah has to come to the midfield to support. If not that the brisket bone of a guy (keita) keeps getting injured, would Salah and Mane be doing both attack, midfield and defense work? I expected Klopp to have used Matip who has experience in Midfield but he used Konate. Brighton saw the lapse and capitalized.
Buy players they won't buy. Shebi una don see am now.
Defense and Midfield win you games. Now Chelsea are 4 points above everybody.
Still too early sha but this Chelsea fit win the league and they deserve it too.

Chibudollar:
Liverpool will never know peace, my 300k inside bush. God is this match a dream

fergie001:
Man City losing 0-2, no wonder Lamasta never tag me

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Canvass:
Back in those days I was in OAU. I stayed off campus on Ondo Road. Jejely I boarded one of those town-Igboro mini-buses going on to campus on my gross anatomy incourse exam day. My head was vibing trying to memorize the 12 cranial nerves but I couldn't help noticing this indegene girl beside me rubbing her ripe bweasts on my arms. Small time now, mini-me sprung into action. I threw caution to the wind and groped her to my satisfaction. At least, she gave me a relief from exam pressure.
Then came the time to alight and I realised I was all tucked in with starched-shirt in straight pants. Mini-me was jutting out crazily. I got down and realised the tenting was so obvious I got a couple of unwelcomed glances. I had to quickly cover my fly with my lab coat. Even with the lab coat shielding me, an elderly lady looked straight into my eyes and smiled wickedly. I was so embarrassed I wished I could disappear.

Righteousness2:
What a Sad one.

Life is a Gift From GOD and you have no right in the name of any Circumstance to take it. It is Self Murder.

It is a One way ticket to Hell and Destruction. Take Note! There is no condition here on Earth that can be compared to what Hell Fire is.

IbrahimSkiba:
[s] What is this rubbish that I just read?!
What is now your anger? That you were raised in poverty and your wife wasn't raised the same way that you were raised? As in I'm not getting the whole point here... I no just understand the trash wey you just typed.. you want vengeance on your wife, as in mumu, I am really not understanding you.. you dey find excuse to cheat and fvck another pussy, how that one come take concern the way of life your wife lived while she was in school? Who's this concentrated illiterate sef this early morning... OP abeg go and sleep... You really don't have any reasonable thing to say, we have more pressing issues in Nigeria than to be bothered about how you and your wife lived your lives while you were schooling [/s]