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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 8:33pm On Jun 02, 2018
Yesbody:
60 uber cars would be required for pre campaign election in October in lagos and may be extended to ogun and oyo state 20k per day has been budgeted, all uber drivers would be feeded with free hotel

This is strictly for uber drivers, verification would be done, pls show interest
grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 6:40pm On Jun 01, 2018
Tgiirl:
I need 07 corolla to driver. 15k weekly delivery.. I'll handle all repairs. Car must have comprehensive insurance

Experienced. Over 1k trips
4.78 rate
100% activities
Taxify only...
I don't do 25% sh!tty commissioned app
Serious car owner can call.

I have one month security deposit /assurance
Car can be drop for weekly check by owner.. No wahala... U can even put down the last millage.

Fair deal
When you do over 3,000 trips, come back again tongue
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 6:37pm On Jun 01, 2018
bronks9174:
Every driver should inspect respective car and know if what they are agreeing to is feasible
Thank you.
But, this particular, civic has been advertised for 2 months now.
Even at some time, security deposit was #20,000.how come experienced drivers jump am pass

P.S Beep no dey.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 6:22pm On Jun 01, 2018
Tgiirl:
I need 07 corolla to driver. 15k weekly delivery.. I'll handle all repairs. Car must have comprehensive insurance
Have you paid your dues? grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 6:21pm On Jun 01, 2018
bronks9174:
More cars coming on the platform and partners now want Assurance drivers don’t want to give.
Oh, I see.
But are these cars #assured too huh
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 6:16pm On Jun 01, 2018
Who has noticed,
Of recent, no partner-driver is looking for car.

All I see is requests from car-owners.

What's responsible for this pls huh
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 12:00am On May 31, 2018
TheCar:
Bros, how I contradict myself.

Driving the car during vehicle inspection and telling car owner you want to test drive the car for a whole day or week are different things.

Even if you wan buy car either pristine tokunbo or Naija used, after mechanic inspection, una go test drive the car before payment but not a whole day test driving.

grin grin grin grin
Now its obvious you didn't read my post ..
You were busy Self-Service.I.N.G over few words.
Oya go back and read it well. grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 9:40pm On May 30, 2018
Cooladex:
Lol. Brother I nva receive anything o
You dey receive beforehuh
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 8:55pm On May 30, 2018
Cooladex:
Hello people. Pls has uber paid?
grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 11:35am On May 30, 2018
TheCar:
grin grin cheesy grin grin

I can speak for myself and my car.

I can also advise drivers like I have been doing to do vehicle inspection and shouldn’t collect dead cars.

Would also advised Car Owner never to tolerate driver default. Zero Tolerance for Default.

During vehicle inspection, ask to drive the car.

Before vehicle inspection, asked questions from experts about the automobile.

After vehicle inspection, still asked questions before you sign any agreement or collect car key.

Drivers should learn about cars, Google is your friend. Is the car fuel efficient, likely fault associated with the vehicle e.g Honda with leg problem. You need to have basic knowledge and confirm that all things are good.

Also drivers shouldn’t drive cars collected dangerously and recklessly. Cars aren’t boat or ship, so don’t go swimming with car in Lekki just because it’s not your own. What goes around comes around.

We no dey w-a-n-k (Sorry for the spacing, Nairaland dey change my words to something else) you, we are just having fun because car dealers (Tokunbo or Naija Used) wouldn’t allow you test drive a car you want to buy for a day before you make payment, so why would you expect a car owner give you a car for test driving for a whole day. Whose account would the money made during test driving be deposited. grin

And do you mean TIWA SAVAGE or TIAMIYU SAVAGE in V/Island. grin
You are contradicting yourself.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 10:45am On May 30, 2018
TheCar:
Please as a driver - partner, what’s important is to do vehicle inspection and make sure the car wouldn’t affect your performance before you collect it.

Whether Na Tokunbo (Accidented) or Nigeria Used (Non-Accidented).

Any observations you made during inspection make sure the car owner fixed it before you signed the Agreement and collect keys to the car.

Make a thorough check of the car.

Jack shouldn’t be missing, C-Caution must be available, A/C must be in a good working condition etc.

If anything about the car would affect your work or performance and you accept the car, you’re setting up yourself for failure.
Question you should ask car owners is;

Why would you advertise a dead car for partnershiphuh

It's SCAM.

And to some of you car-owners wanking over my earlier post, your day of reckoning is underway.

Keep fielding dead cars. Ok.

Savage
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 8:59pm On May 29, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
once a car is not tokumbor it is dead?
Help us understand nah
There are some dead tokunbos.
Pristine condition is my word.

And preference for tokunbo is personal.

To see a Nigerian used Uber car in Good condition is like Ogunvic managing Dru3 fleet of cars. grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 8:53pm On May 29, 2018
taxiappguy:
It does o, I bet it improves his off lines requests too. Even if it is by small.
I dont do off-line trips sir.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 8:52pm On May 29, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
Does DVD help rating?

No. It makes up for what my car doesn't have in size.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 7:44pm On May 29, 2018
slamstanlee:
Yesterday i picked a rider from house of Assembly, my DVD player just went off and wouldn't come up again.
I just apologized and told him car would be dead silent till i drop him.
He said he didn't mind, he would watch YouTube. Na so i vex closed by 3pm.

So good i kept the factory fitted 6-loader at home. grin
Re-installed.
...Hit the roads 2morow
What disc do you play?
Mine is on AY-Live.
It's getting too boring for me. Thinking of loading Wakanda on it.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 5:18pm On May 29, 2018
My partner gave me one massage seat for my efforts grin

It's been on auto mode. My back feels good.

Patners, try to encourage your business partners.

Just like one of us said, a WIN for you, is a WIN for us.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 3:34pm On May 29, 2018
ephbe:
Please what time does uber credit partner
Don't anticipate Uber alert.
Nothing is coming in today.

Timing, depends on your bank
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 3:33pm On May 29, 2018
alstarmayo:
Inorder not to default on weekly rental, you need to make/keep your partner's money first, before you think of making anything for yourself.
A lot of drivers believe they can make partner's money by driving Friday to Sunday (which is true), he might be unlucky and the unforeseen will happen, that will be too late because he has spent Monday to Thursday money as he was making it
The ideal way is for drivers to pay rental on Day 1 of the week. And renew subsequently.

But most e-hailing cars are dead and nonsense.

For instance a driver pays rental and few days later, car develops an issue, its his loss..

All these car owners shouting #assurance, don't have #assured cars. Yes I said it. Your cars are dead. Quote me.

I will pay rental on day1 and renew subsequently for any tokunbo car in pristine condition.

But a Nigerian used car, previously driven on Uber/taxify, I will pass over.

Driver-partners, ensure to test the car like u are buying a car, before you pay #assurance.

Ask them why the previous driver dropped the car, even request for the ex-drivers number to ascertain what you are jumping into.

Most of these car-owners are liars. Quote me.

In, all, there are very few good men "car-owners, and partner-drivers alike"

P.S, I have ZERO tolerance for driver default.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 11:55am On May 29, 2018
Carshopper:
if you know, u know ..dont believe what u read in newspapers
Are u saying; over the years, Guardian and Thisday have been scamming readers shocked
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 8:11am On May 29, 2018
The kind surge that will engulf lekki today grin grin
Wait for it

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 7:45pm On May 28, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
entire system resets, idle has to relearn, Car vibrates with A/C never remove your battery unless car has an issue.
Including mechanical throttle bodyhuh
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 12:15am On May 28, 2018
Tyche:
Burnt my fingers on HP even after what I read here. Lesson learnt at a great expense.
Hope you are not typing with your feet .
Na joke I dey ooo..

P.S What happened huh
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 10:12pm On May 27, 2018
TheCar:
Codeine Diet or Protein Diet? grin

And please do enlighten me why a driver would start a trip before getting to his/her rider?
1. Bad gang
2. Touch screen error.
3. In-experience
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 10:04pm On May 27, 2018
Phargbemmy:
Hi house,

I am off Uber for two days (insurance document not properly done)

Please beckon on me for offline jobs between now and Tuesday 29th. I am stationed at Igando and I driver a sexy Toyota Corolla 2006 model with reverse camera and installed DVD for your entertainments.

Call 08186715860 to book me.

Thanks
grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 9:55pm On May 27, 2018
TheCar:
I don’t drive on any of the platform but I am a rider on both platforms.

So from a Rider perspective, please note the following:

1. Never try to impress a rider. You become too nervous which isn’t too good. Just be yourself. Be natural and be real. It is like you seeing a babe you like and want a relationship if you try to impress her, you become nervous and would eventually scare her away instead of attracting her to yourself. Be Yourself.

2. Be Courteous - As a service provider, be friendly and courteous. It is like you visiting a bank, the Security Man would greet you welcome, open the door for or guide you on how to open the door, you enter the bank and the teller welcomes you with a smile. You feel at home and welcome. Try and do that for your rider. A simple Good Morning/Afternoon or Evening and how was your day today. If you observed he or she is carrying something open your trunk and offer to help in any little way you can.

3. Be Open - If you’re not familiar with my destination do not make me believe you’re. Missing a turn or a roundabout automatically turns to a delay. If your rider is rushing for a meeting and you missed a turn, he or she wouldn’t be happy. Asking for help with direction or the best route to the destination from the rider doesn’t make you weak instead it opens a line of communication between you and your rider. Let him/her lead the conversation, if he/she is interested.

4. Do be Dubious - Some drivers think they are smart by being dubious. A driver start my trip yesterday before getting to me. I saw the car enter the building I was and he was going to make a u-turn then he start the trip and 5 minutes after the guy still didn’t show or call me, since it’s a cash trip, I cancelled, left him 1 star and a terrible review. I then requested another driver who end up collecting 5 star with awesome review.

5. Network & Connect with your colleagues, collect their mobile number, ask them personal questions relating to the business. Don’t be stingy with them. You can buy them a bottle of their favorite drink and see how open they will be with you about the business. If you check the thread you have answers to what they drink. A bottle or two is enough.

6. Don’t take it personal - As some experienced drivers stated on this thread, you would meet some terrible rider who would still rate you low no matter how well you do or treat them. Just learn the lesson and move on.

7. Your Driving - Not all riders love speed and nobody likes a slow driver. Do not speed if you’re not familiar with the route because Lagos have some terrible road networks with potholes. Be careful and attentive.

8. A/C - Please put on your a/c before you get to the rider. Also ask questions? Is the a/c too much or just okay.

Don’t be discouraged, be patient and consistent. The road to success isn’t usually a smooth ride. What you’re going through now is part of what form your experience on the job and in the business.

I know you will sure succeed.

Cheers
Slow down on the diet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid vs Liverpool : UCL (3 - 1) On 26th May 2018 by chillex8(m): 8:49pm On May 26, 2018
Oju4190:
That eye when Rinaldo take look salah for the dressing room I know that something is fishing
This eye?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 11:44pm On May 25, 2018
brogxy:
To all that gave suggestions, I appreciate you.
I have decided not to sleep out but come home no matter where I find myself.
Like yesterday, coming all the way from sangotedo down to ipaja. I will take it like that. But I was lucky today getting trips down to oshodi.
Thanks to you all
You for come sleep for my 2nd house
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 10:08am On May 25, 2018
agborichard:
Bayo is not his monika, i gave him my 06 tokumbo camry on HP (N35k) weekly without any deposit. after 2 week he came up with stories of hw he can be paying 30k because of family issues, i told him to continue with 30k for 3mnths in other for him to to sort wat ever family issues he has and then go back to the agreed 35k after 3mnth. but wen it was time to strt 35k payment, he came with more family issues and i got tired and called for a meeting with him and my lawyer (meanwhile he carried forward 3weeks payment within that 3mnths he was paying 30k). after the meeting, we agreed 30k but he must make sure he doesnt not skip any week payment.

Before we left he told me he wanted to travel for 1week and he doesnt have somebody to secure the car with and as such he will like to park the car in my compound, and he explained to me that he will change the 2 damaged frnt tyre, spare tyre and the side mirror when he comes back because he was gng for an installation, only for him to call my lawyer after 2 days that the contract did go as plan and he wants to quite uber.

3 tyres are completely damaged, front shocks are gone, front and back bumper dented, passenger side mirror is damage, i am yet to ascertain other parts of the car because i traveled the following day he dropped the car. I have called my lawyer we are going to gt him arrested and also move against his guarantors because we agreed that his guarantor will be held responsible for any damaged caused by him that can not be taken care of by the insurance coy

Its painful because i knw he will still get a vehicle here on this platform..
Am waiting to see how this goes.
In my mind, I know the end already.

P.S Nobody will get hurt.

If you know, you know.

#Zerotolerance4default.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 5:36pm On May 24, 2018
slamstanlee:
lol.... Whenever u find ursef there around 9pm u will understand...
I will go home.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 3:08pm On May 24, 2018
slamstanlee:
I don't normally stay out sha... But if it inevitable. On the island i run into a lounge or club. Open my eyes till like 3am. Back to car, set alarm 4.45am with my toy phone, pocket it and nap.
But like 2 occasions. It's on chevron drive....
Down down after ebeano supermarket on ur right.... Uber/taxify drivers park there and sleep. So quiet, dark and safe..
Dark and Safe, can't be used in the same context sir
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 8:03pm On May 23, 2018
medd422:
Attitude is everything
Hmmmmm
You speak with authority ..
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 2:47pm On May 23, 2018
Megadrop:
Really do not know why riders when you get to their pickup location they will be like give me some time I will be with you shortly, 3-10mins you don't see them and when they finally show up after several calls they will want you to do fast and furious on Lagos road!!!! Me am tired of hearing am in a hurry and more annoying- is this the fastest you can move. Damn it!!!
Time is money. Collect cancellation and move asap.
But this period, just be patient you hear.
No vex. Nwanna

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