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FlirtyKaren:
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THE LADY ALSO RELEASED A LAST TAPE IN WHICH SHE IS HEARD TELLING TIMAYA IN CLEAR WORDS THAT SHE TOLD HIM NO BUT HE STILL WENT AHEAD AND PENETRATED HER.

TO WHICH TIMAYA IN CLEAR WORDS TOLD HER TO FORGET WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED, THAT HE IS SORRY.

listen to it here - http://websta.me/p/1037051279478152204_1931482614

FOR THE PEOPLE THAT ACCUSED HER OF SETTING TIMAYA UP BY COMING TO HIS HOTEL ROOM AND THEN RECORDING HIM, SHE SAYS SHE RECORDED HIM DAYS AFTER THE INCIDENT BECAUSE SHE NEEDED HIM TO CONFESS TO WHAT HE DID TO HER.

source - www.lailasblog.com

Wow. This is one smart nigerian girl. Not the timid, low esteem husband hungry ones.

So this Timaya he goat with TWO kids went all the way to Amercia to râpé someone.

See as him follow rapist and ræpees are supporting the evil thing. I guess if she were in Nigeria she would have been maybe killed or kidnapped .

Welcome to civilization world. All the ræpist roaming around Nigeria. Råping women , kids, Animals (goats , cows etc). Your days are numbered.
sęx no be food. If an adult says no, learn to respect that or carry your Konji go ashawo house, you can also master the act of using your own hands. Or you pray.! Pray o
.

Timaya the international ræpist wey him body dey hot like fire. Pls get ready to release new single on the incident for your fellow ræpist from your jail house. Me sef go follow dance .
https://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee185/wolfsid00196/dance_cats.gif

EfemenaXY:
Thanks Chilli.

Though I'm still not there yet. It's much harder now, then when I first started.

Anyway, God dey sha.

My dear, you are fine like this jor. I guess it's muscle mass making the weight up.

You have gotten ride of the fat and building muscle. Might be difficult at these stage . Diet will likely push the weight down but you will gain it back fastly.

Just go gradually dear

Odidire:
People

Everyday on the internet, I hear talks about how Nigerian guys are this and that, about how unfaithful they are and how they cannot be trusted. But I have given it alot of thoughts and have come to one conclusion, the issue is most likely with the ladies these men are married too. How did I arrive at this conclusion, I would share my own story with you.

I have been married for 3 years. I work with an oil and gas company as an engineer, while my wife works in a bank. I work 2 weeks offshore and the other 2 weeks I rest. We have a child, who is about 3 years old.

So 5 days ago, my wife and I were home (she is currently on leave and I am off work for the week). I walked into the kitchen and saw my child's nanny making the rice the family was to eat. I wasn't pleased at all. I discussed the issue with my wife. Being aware I don't like anyone preparing my meal aside from her and myself, I was very unhappy she allowed the nanny prepare my meal. She apologized, said the nanny was just being overzealous. That she started the meal, but the lady took over. I told she should let me know if she's too tired to cook, so I could do it myself. I don't mind the nanny cooking for my daughter, but I like to make my meals myself or at worse my wife makes it.

Next day, my wife was busy getting groceeries for the house. The nanny prepared the meals for my daughter. I wanted to fix myself rice, but discovered there was no stew. When my wife came back, I begged her to help fix INDOMIE. That was supposed to be my first meal of the day. Mind you it was already 2pm. She agreed. After 5 minutes, I decided to check on her, she was having a shower, so I went to the kitchen to check on the food. Guess what i saw, the nanny making the meal. I entered into the kitchen and saw the nanny (a young lady in her 20s) stirring the meal on the fire and smiling seductively at me. I was mad.

I discussed this with my wife, she apologized, said she put the indomie on fire and just stepped into the bathroom to have a shower, having just gotten back from the market. That the nanny must have decided to help out.


Then I started to ask myself some very important questions, why am I married to my wife and not the nanny? The nanny takes care of my daughter, cooks for her, does her home work and apparently cooks my meal too.


My wife's excuse is that she works and her work is very engaging and tiring. Yes, she works hard and is quite successful in her career. But sadly she doesnt contribute a single penny to the upkeep of the family. I am aware her salary is like 50% of mine, which is quite substantial. But she keeps 100% of it to herself. I pay for everything in the house, including her personal needs, which includes drivers, laundryman, house cleaners, vacations and everything else you can think of.


I remember some years ago, she compalined that I don't do chores around the house, I asked her what chores she does herself and the only answer she could come with is arranging the children's clothes and the house. I asked her what chores she wanted me to do, when we have 2 of her relatives staying with us and both of them were on holidays doing nothing. She ranted and complained that I just sit around whenever Im off work and do nothing. So since then I started washing my own plates and sweeping our own room whenever I can.


I noticed the above is common trend among educated Nigerian women. They leave their husbands at the mercies of housemaids and nannies. Back in the days, our mothers would never allow anyone feed her husband. They would personally ensure they handle that themselves. The modern Nigerian woman, all in the name of career, would abandon her husband and children.


Sometimes, I wake up in the morning, the first thing I see is a scantily dressed nanny serving me breakfast, people, pls tell me when would a young man not start having funny thoughts about the nanny. My major concern is even the look the nanny gives me anytime she sees me walk into the kitchen, while she is cooking. What if she decides to put love portion in the meal (who knows if those things are real or not). If I am not a christian and with some degree of self control and I start to misbehave with this nanny, they would come and say yoruba men have started again.



Can anyone tell me why I shouldn't be married to my child's nanny instead of my wife, because in my honest opinion, she adds more value to me than my wife.


Anyway, I have started making my meals myself. I have refused to eat anything prepared by her or the nanny. Its been over a week and I am healthy. Let her continue with her fight for women rights and feminism.

F00lish man with F00lish story.
you pay for drivers, housegirls , washer men and you still wash your own plate.

You get all these people for payroll you couldnt even get a washing machine or your employee can't do these ones.
all these Yeye bloggers sef.
thankgod sef I no finish the Yeye story

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

You saw the pics then?

Been wanting to show you for ages, but too much traffic on the lingerie thread and the food thread

As I was saying. That's great work you achieve.

I just have to increase my jogging to at least 3 times per week. I noticed I added 2 kg.

Lack of sports.
I just have to get going

omaa4:
Thanks everyone for your comments, @Kimoni, thanks for the candid advise, @TV01 will love to share notes with your wife. Honestly, my hubby is not as bad at it sounds, maybe it's just me trying to be overly worried about the issue. because he ends up bathing and washing away his spittle from the bath. And he's really not so careless in a lot of other things, except this particular bathroom habit of his. On the contrary, he's quite a decent and well-trained young man from a good family. And he's also of good general hygiene like hand-washing and wardrobe cleanliness. Infact it was him who introduced the footmat in front of the bath. I even threw away two of his bathroom slippers which works better that than the new one I bought, without his consent. Maybe i'll have to buy a more absorbent footmat. I guess I will just handle the situation more gently and with love and I believe with time he will get over the habit. And he does not do this everyday, just sometimes. *lso he does not pee on the bathroom floor as I said, just some pee on the toilet seat but this too he wipes with a tissue. He's also not a bad influence on our daughter, rather he's a caring and doting dad who enjoys spending quality time with his family. Infact he was there in the delivery room with me in the US when we traveled to have our daughter. Maybe I need to appreciate more what I have.

Op Don make u turn.

From hubby spitting and pissing.
He Is now washing and arranging wardrobe .


N'a you sabi

EfemenaXY:
Chillis, for your eyes only. 30 seconds, max.

Efe..seen

This is how you look ehn.
you young no be small..
Infact I dey go take care of folks will be back

Truckpusher:
pishure of you wearing those lingerie or adonbulivit.


peeps like you can tie wrapper sotay even your dog go dey pity oga.

I wish I could tie wrapper but cold will freeze my clitoriesss
abeg carry your wahala comot fir this thread o jare.
make I go cook jor before dem pursue me go my papa house

edwife:
Chei!

Too many hurt people want to see other relationship hurt....

That's why i love this our thread,they can come and view but no need for many noisy peeps.....

Abeg wetin carry Truckpusha enter here

Una good night oh.

Edwife N'a you bring am here
?

edwife:
Go and stay with the guests jare! What is your devoir in that house....

I told everybody,i left for france -my local phone is off,let me have this time i beg....

Yeah. Dinner time. After poker game until 2am.
Tomorrow off for me.

Make I enjoy the time. The whole house is filled with beach sand.

Anyway Gros bisou a vous.

Yall should care for cococandy. Be gentle on her.

edwife:
Chillisauce your amebo pass the word amebo sef....

Where you hear am from?

One thread I commented on.

Coco didn't respond to the allegation. So I did deductive reasoning

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

Speaking of courtsey, when are you gonna change that your profile pic?

The thing too much na...

I just realised the pic is still there

Leave the thing jor..it's ART.!

Pic

EfemenaXY:
Chillis, not seen your cooking in a while oh!

Oya post pics na

My dear, summer things na. Everything is outdoor now. Do you want a pic of the junks I eat

EfemenaXY:
So it's true!!

Coco congrats!

Its true oh.

*dusts my passport*

*start packing my wrappers for box*

EfemenaXY:
Lol! Summer guests?

So who does all the cooking then?

I'm guessing it's you?

Which cooking.
it's barbecue, fries, salads, ...

I only cook for the kids. Healthy puree.
others Na fries and sandwich oh

cococandy:
Chillisauce you're a wizard o.
If I may say so.

That stuff you said that day was so true and I didn't even know until yesterday.

Ugh.

Probably explains what's been contributing to my crankiness lately.

Whenever I stand up, I feel like I'm going to faint.

What did I say? I say many things these days...

Oh..that thing....


Yahhhhh
!!!!!!!


.*puts pillow at her back*


Wow...I'm so happy. Now I can go back drinking

cococandy:
Resolved.

Just like that?
Wetin happen?
Anyway..make una take am easy. I don't want to see you both frowning

EfemenaXY:
Tell me about it.

The evenings are what gets me. (Sigh).

I also do like 10min swim to calm the heat down in the evening. But I guess hubby put too much treatment in the pool. Itches my eyes. So I don't stay much time swimming .

I just wish to have the strength for morning jogging .

Cycling is out of the question for now. Too much guest in my house every weekend.
I hide for room sef dey form sleeping with kids

The noise ehn. No be here

EfemenaXY:
Hmmm...

Na wa oh!

Anyway, you still keeping up with your exercises?

Not too good. Once a week jogging

Do some weight lifts before work but it seems to make me add more muscle mass.
The healthy eating is good but I also eat lots of chips, sausages etc.
I can't help the summer

EfemenaXY:
Chilli, do you suppose they were fighting over a man?

Maybe Mr Din**hi?

I don't know. I just read somewhere somebody said they were quarelling.

Let them come and confirm.

Court stands....

*Edwife and cococandy Oya o*

If una like make una dodge until I sleep off.
I will still remember when I wake up

Edwife and cococandy are you girls quarelling

Abeg when una they quarell I hope say the quarell reach una belly o. Just forward all goodies to me.

What's going on.

Just small days I go wilderness the house is in disarray
efemenaxy pls bring the cane for these two ladies o.
the fat cane

Kimoni:


It's like you are describing me, sometimes, I tend to ask myself whether it's worth it sef, as in, whether they truly add jara. I think it's film trick.

My dear, it's just formality . Not that the jarah will even add value to your food.
It's just african courtesy

SAMBARRY:
On top 30 naira crayfish

N'a wah for you oh.

It's 30 naira fish and 15 naira crayfish.

Btw...sambarry do you even know the diff between crayfish and fish?

Rule no 1.
Don't put fish in any recipe that has meat in it.

If the protein is chicken, use chicken. Don't go mixing chicken, beef , fish etc in one recipe.

2. No palm oil. Use olive oil and tomatoes or paprika to get the red color. ( make him face no swell after eating it

3. Not to spicy as in chillis.

4. Go for simple recipe .
5. Let him do the cooking. If you can't cook, relax and give way to the person that can and just do the clearing of table. So you don't go offering burnt food and making a mess.

SAMBARRY:
so you dey price crayfish


crayfish wey be say go los for inside egusi when the egusi done. You no go even taste am for the food

Hian, not only price. I make sure I select the ones wey chaff no too much.

Nigerians can wayo person. And I make sure I look wella to see the jarah o.

If you just turn your eyes off, they will tell you they have added the jarah

Madam put jarah jor.
if she no put the jarah, I go another place go buy. No be my money?

Same for those mallams cutting meat

EfemenaXY:
Babes!

Where've you been? You don miss gist tire, compliments of Edwife and Sambarry

Which gist abeg

I dey hide somewhere, these people wan kill me with drink. God pass them

edwife:
Thank you darling for this,i don't get this woman....

Sometimes you sabi serious ehn.

No be term paper she write. These days everybody is blogging.

I go soon open my own blog sef.
Whether more money go enter my hand

EfemenaXY:
Na the very single and desperately searching dudes dey give martial advice pass marriage councellors. Or haven't you noticed the trend on here?

Notice ke.
Once I peruse the first line I don't even read the jaggons make person no get headache .

The kind of advice you see here confirms by 2200 nigeria will still remain a jungle.
if these ones with Internet access to the world could reason like animals, how much more those in the wilderness

SAMBARRY:


Chillisauce where them dey sell 15 naira fish?

this woman you no go kill person

Its crayfish not fish.

Those ones you tell the woman to put jare she carry the dirty chaff top for you.

Ice fish is from 30 naira upward.
Egusi 60 naira à cup.
Buy 20 naira palm oil for water proof.

At least for you to order online, you have a credit card
.. blender etc


Some of all these ones that shouts and praise those suffer heads don't even have food to chop.

The 200 naira their husbands gives them should be well accounted for while buying 50 naira ice fish and 15 naira crayfish etc.

This one can't be done online oh.

Make evribody dey him lane...

Nigerian men always giving assignments

List of things to do.

When the women does all these, what value will you be bringing in.
twah

omaa4:
Hello house, please I will like your input on this issue I had with hubby. This morning he was in the bathroom making use of the toilet. Suddenly I heard him spitting on the shower (tiled) floor (a habit he has and does even when I jus wash the bathroom) and I find it disgusting. He also does get into the bathroom with a bathroom slippers therafter matching water around the room. Though he makes use of the footmat in front of the bathroom though that's not very effective. Each time I try to let him know it's not hygienically okay to do that he always picks offense with me. I called out to him this morning while he was in the toilet and here is our conversation....
Me.. sweethert are you spitting on the shower floor? asking twice then I started to say: u shouldn't be doing that, I find it disgustin and besides I will end up hiding ur bathroom slippers so you walk barefoot around the house that way u understand how it feel (though I also wear bathroom slippers in the living room, kitchen and bedrooms when I feel the house is sandy as there are also other people in the house who contribute to that)
Him.. in btw my comment he is saying it's not appropriate to be addressing him while he is in the toilet

NB; this issues has been discoursed at various times in the past, please tell me my offense?

Some people brush their teeth while in the shower. As long as you wash it out later. Some pee in shower etc. Why is that a problem to you?

As per bathroom slippers. Most times its used for more friction so you don't accidentally slip.

I don't know what the problem is here.

No be the same spit wey him dey use kiss you ni.

If you stay close to some pregnant women that spits every 10min. That means You would run crazy.

Relax and live life. Some things are not worth bothering over