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At timaya, if your hands are clean why are you begging her

I thought you had a wife anf kids at home
as soon as you hear free půssy your ears stand like dog ear.

Look at what you have done yourself and family

Shameless he goat
!!


At the babe he ræped. ; please get the police involved of truly he did this. Why did you even let him go in the first place and why you crying foul now.


Both of you are shameless įdiots.

He raped you and you waited weeks before crying out loud.

See fine Man wan die while ugly looking gorillas just dey parade this forum. Even with their uglyness and joblessness dem still wan live.

Guy, pls don't take your life. Instead try and use it for a small good.

Like killing some boko haram members ...something like that.

If you must die., die in aso rock while protesting what is making your life valueless. You might Help someone in your situation

Truckpusher:
How did you know about a stinky puccy and their sniffers ?

You gimme work?

Ah ah.
Půssy sniffers plenty here N'a.

Dem no dey hide am oh .
Dem just dey finger poor orange and corn sellers and run to nairaland to tell us about their stinky kitty kat business.

So you no get work again.
Eyah. .
anyway I dey find laundry man oh. Are you game

Truckpusher:
You asked me , how far? And I simply responded nau.

Ehen na. Well I no surprise . Him get followers wey dey sniff Stinky půssy

Dem Don sack you from work ? This one wey you dey here dey look for trouble.

naijababe:
Break kini? ..............It has been proven that there is no better way to get your heart rate up. Correct cardio like no other

@kimoni. , with all these exercise person dey do
You think I don't even break a sweat.

Softly softly does it for me o.
I no dey rush work

Truckpusher:
Very close to ya pants.

Make you turn to dinachi whose job is to sniff Stinky kitty kat.

Pls check next stinky pants to sniff.

Truckpusher:
hehe

How far na. This one you dey open teeth.
How is the gauge doing?

Kimoni:
shakara olooje oooo

My dear. I take style tell hubby that I prefer old sef
. He said " pls Nooo. This is better

You need to see the style I put up during jigijigi.
firm belly... legs ...

Chai.
these days I do just weight lifting and push up.
Will start cycling soon sha.

Join the healthy eating part kimoni.

Truckpusher:
You sef like wahala pass kilode.

Omo! Nigerians are bunch of emotionally battered people .Something that doesn't make any difference yet you see them crying like I just killed somebody .

When you create a thread of this kind always expect the good,the bad and the ugly to show and give their verdict .Well, immature people shouldn't be creating these kind of threads because folks will always say something you won't like and you can't hold their hands.

Sharap
. With your "head" of state.
hammer heads of horror.
Isi alangwa head dey talk say person no fine.

With your size of head you are the last person to open mouth here and talk of ugly

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

You don start again, eh?

But Na true Na.

Ok, see Truckpusher sef dey say person no fine.

Have you seen his head?

Truckpusher pls come and show us your big head again.
you get mouth dey talk say op wife no fine.

damiso:
.Great tips chilli sooooo many pitfalls for me this week, team lunches and owambes back to back.

With owambes its a bit hard as I never eat salad or moi moi at parties( I have had horrible dates with the toilets after eating those two made dodgy caterers) besides the 'salad' is already like 700 calories with all the egg,baked beans,mayonaisse etc etc. Even ayamase I dey fear cos the last one I ate at a party I visited the toilet immediately .My stomach is soooooo sensitive so I tend to eat jollof rice(not even fried rice) as its the food that withstand a little bit of unhygienic handling.

what I will do is eat little by little and drink loads of water to fill me up.

These days I drink green tea/water to fill me up with all those 'bird' portions but I sha cant carry green tea to owambe before they start looking at me like I have finally lost it.

Nice.
Pls also have a target o, this journey can be addictive too. Once you see the weight coming off you don't wanna stop. Know when to stop and maintain your target.

Make you no start rejecting all the food you see

Kimoni:
remove the sweetest part of the shiken fa

Mbanu!! I will do JM 20 times instead

I need to show you my 4 packs sef

The skin is disgusting ! With the rash looking fat dripping out of it

Yuck!
my packs Don form oh.

Normally I see it during exercising, last week I saw it for the first time while I was getting g ready for work.

Oh boy... I was just giving myself different posture in front of the mirror.



Now, I know that diet and exercise is the best

naijababe:
Chilli dey find your trouble abi?


Thank you Chilli, I will do that henceforth

My dear, try it and you will love it. You don't wanna feel guilty of eating those deeply fried dodo and cheese etc.

I dey carry my banana, berries, apple etc for my small bag go every where. In case I can't find something healthy, I munch on them.l belle full then add small drink or unhealthy stuff from others . C'est la vie

Kimoni:

You dey squeeze face abi.
I have told you what to do.

Grill your chicken after rwmoving the flesh. Make sure you have enough spicé you love on them.

Eat your shiken and chip once in 2 weeks. Gradually cut it off.

Do it gradually and I bet you won't believe the step you will be taking.

Kimoni:
na lie...CBN will not eat ur money. Anytime you do the needful after October 31st, you will get ur money intact. If any rookie account officer is saying rubbish, a mere strongly-worded letter to the bank will suffice. Edwife just wants you to come and see that her 50 packs she has been showing Efe codedly

But seriously Chillis, if you can't do the BVN reg. anytime soon, just go for a long tenored investment eg tbills and break it when you have complied, that way, you won't loose income on your funds till you are ready. You be guru for that one na

How you carry know.

Me wey like money pass buhari.
I Don lock up some sef but one go expire December. Even though I had written a letter to that effect, make Dem no do me gboju gboju.

Edwife, I no dey take trip wey i no go benefit from

At least 800euro for BVN in London. Plus the stress . I will do it next in naija abeg with that money.
like that I get to eat better nwobi costing 1 tassan 500 naira. like 6 euro.
Also eat aBacha and okproko with ugba.
And boli and fish ....


Booking a flight ticket now for 2yrs time

naijababe:
It is worse than that in my office. If I didn't know better, I'd say this set of Oyibos are Nigerians. They go on holiday, they bring goodies, it is someone's birthday, they bring goodies, we already have team Friday cake, bacon roll mornings and not to mention, bake sales for charity not to mention the ones who will tell you that they made something over the weekend and made too much

One member of my team says he starts retirement on Wednesday and he's brought in a horde of chocolates Dem dey truly vex me proper. I am turning to anti-social NB as I never go to cake Friday or bacon roll morning.

My dear, participate with them. What you have to do is, if you know of any social gathering before hand, eat and drink some healthy stuff like fruits or vegetable before you go so when you grab a cake or bacon it will take you ages to finish while chatting and having fun.

On social gathering I don't go rejecting food.
I pick from the healthiest ones and by then I had already eaten some banana or avocado bellyfull

Always remember to eat healthy before you step out to that owambe with shiken and chips .

Op why you come leave those atalikas to contest for Mr nairaland when you are here.

See clean afro na.

Coogar come and see fine Man oh. No be those your atalika boys wey hunger and Sun dey smash their belly and head up and down

Chai . Tomorrow na Monday.

Oya ishilove pls move to front page. No be only ugly things and snakes go dey appear for front page

EfemenaXY:












Kia!

This woman sef!! You get razor sharp baaaaaaaaaaaad mouth oh!

I love you too

Kimoni:
Too mush mirrionss

My dear... We are serving a living God

See fine Man.

No be those ugly looking gorrilas we have in this section shouting feminism and smelly kitty Kats

Op you fine no be small.
wify set too.

Your baby na the cutest jare.

Kimoni:
Lol..nothing will happen to your money, they just won't give you access to it from November

Better news sef.
Make the money dey breathe until I get him strength.

Don't mind edwife and naijababe.. they want me to come to London so the queen will eat my pounds sterling

naijababe:
As you dey sing on top 40 euros na

No be only 40.. you no see as the bill dey go up.
The 40 sef na mirage.

Kimoni:
Chilli, spend small from this your fivehundredthaasand naira naa

My dear,
flight money - 40euro
In country transport - 400
hotel - 80 x 3 days...240.

Feeding...

In fact I no do again. If anything happen to my money., the fight no go contain me and FG

naijababe:
Leave your tasans make dem chop am na

My dear, it's from tassans you get mirrions, from mirrions to birrions.
if they keep chopping my tassans how can I maintain mirrionaire title

edwife:
Lol yea do that please and also be ready to spend 30£,some thieves can't stop themselves-that's what they are requesting before you do it.

Ok. Thanks dear

edwife:
Yes here in London in Fleet street.

Ok. Thanks. I have to do my own research now before I arrive and will be told they have gone for 2weeks vacation.

Nigerians can misbehave sha.
they won't put a notice on their website only for you to arrive the place and see one Biro written info that they are on two weeks break

xynniey:
please fellow nairalanders, i am in a chaos state and i need useful advice. i have been dating this guy for close to a year now and we are talking about settling down. we love each other and we go extra miles for each other. i just found out that he has children with two different women one of them which recently gave birth 3 months back meaning she was pregnant when we were dating. now he doesn't know am aware of this yet and i havnt asked him yet. one day, i intercepted a message a man sent him a message on whatsapp asking why he has abandoned the sister and new baby (boy) not asking how they are feeding that God will pay him. i asked him what the man was talking about, he said he doesnt know what the man is talking about but admitted knowing the man that he is a long time ex-gf's brother. i knew he has lied cause being that i had done my background check on the lady that has a new baby, the sender of the message was her brother. i kept quite and didnt react. my problem now is, i lent my fiancée 200k which wasnt my own to do smtin that will help him and he promised to pay back. if the money was mine, i would have walked out of the r/ship and count it as my lose. i don't want to go paying such debt on my own. i know if i bring up the children issue now, my chances of getting back the money would be lost. i have been playing dumb for 3months now and am tired what do i do?

You still wan collect your 200k
dey dia dey wait to collect 200k while he is knacking your akpako.

He might even infect you with deadly Virus while you are waiting for 200k.

Better you move out, use 30k for soldier to collect your money.

Na force naija understand.

edwife:
LMAO if you have time you can fly down here then and get it sorted.Don't wait for them o,try contacting them again or make enquiries from your side.

Ok. October 31st shay.

Have you done yours? Which bank or centre did you use?

Kimoni:
There is a center in London, abeg fly there sharp sharp before it closes

This London journey sef. I heard say one flight like that na 40euro to and fro
Easyjet or so.
How I go dey spend money like this for how much kwanu ?

edwife:
ah ah Big woman like you? You don't want your 500 tazzans to be gone?
That's why i never open account from there o,na here i opened GTB and still make use of the money even at home as if i was here.

The CBN had earlier directed banks to provide online platforms for Nigerians in diaspora who have local accounts to participate in the exercise.
Just ring your Bank and they will tell you where to go and do it.You have up till 31 October.

They only asked me to fill a residence form then wait for further instructions from cbn.

The thing tire person., the yeye nairaland sef don be like Zimbabwen dollars.