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Truckpusher:
Chai! Na a whole fyneboy like me you dey finish like this ?

Take am easy nau, you know say I rove you o.

Ikwerre man like you.
Abeg go find tenant go harass

Truckpusher:
Na my house you dey call guest house?
Chilli , you be warri babe?
I never kill chikalas wey dey my area finish , na these Internet Tigers I wan come dey follow drag pant?

No be only house. The place resemble redeem christian church of God church

If na your house be dat, better look for another apartment. It's ugly for a home

Internet Tigers,? You Come dey show your sexxxy legs here.
Abeg go wear trouser. Cover up.

Truckpusher:
Me fat ke! Bia ,no make me vex o.

No be dis guest house for calabar?
I can't remember the name

Chai
You just dey pose dey kill chikalas here.

Truckpusher:
Okada, abeg drop me here for Jakpa junction .....I wan greet my people


Chillis, how market and ermmm....edwife ,where are we ?

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This one you dey pose for your church gate dey snap picture.

Omoh, you don fat up oh
Too mush money.

edwife:
**Takes chillis out of the thread**

Why you dey put sand for him garry

Cat Don catch OP mouth.
N'a dis kin One you need a birthday cake and dem go design something else give you.

edwife:
Don't you all see that the moment she gives him the key,he will have to let go of her hand in order to unlock himself?She will drown.

What she needs to do is to be fast,it will take her less than a minute to unlock herself while trying to hold her breath then ascends to unlock him.

You think she is in swimming pool? That weight will kill her whether she likes or not .

Except the man N'a sharp sand digger he can do nothing to save her.

Make she carry the key die abeg.
Make Hunger wire the man.

After posting downloaded fine pics when the time comes we begin see chinko made ..

Are these your works?

This kin Yeye question this Monday morning .
See the Kin headache I wan get now.

babygirlfl:
Abeg me I want twinsooo but I don't have twins yet.

You , coco and tearoses ..
*clears throat*

Yall should dust out your lingeries now. This month go shele.

Damiso you dey run?

cococandy:


Chilli chilli.

It must not be twins o. It could be two big things waiting to happen at once. Hahaha. Fear dey catch you?

Two things waiting to happen? Hmmmm. E better be good things. I no get strength for trial and tribulations

Kimoni:
Chilli, what's going on? This is more than co-incidence naa. In my lifetime, I haven't seen one and this is ur third in just how many days

My dear, fear catch me o. I think there is a miracle waiting.

naijababe:
Na natural order of things nau! ME i dey always vex now sef, I eat the same portion as my 8 year old, anymore than that na like say my belle go burst

Its a good sign. Always listen to your stomach and not your mouth.
Once the belly is full. You stop.

The worst is if you are so hungry..you tend to over eat. Even when the stomach is complaining, the brain is saying something else. Eat eat eat

emeraldoe:
I quit peeping runs out of thread

Too late. You have the message.
Pls do not ignore.

It's rare to find this. And after that 1st August I never took any eggs. Only to try again and voila.

E bi like say I go open church here sef.

Any one that has received the following double double blessing should contact me for tithing and thanksgiving.

If not, I go take am back dash someone else.


Kimoni
Cococandy
EfemenaXY

Damiso
Naijababe

Tearoses
Edwife
Bukatyne
All ye fitness people trying to look more seeexy. .. be ready to take whatever the outcome

I dey wait for testimon'y of 3 set of twins .

Make una begin mark ovulation period.

The male amongst us are not left out.
Watch out for wife or girlfriends.

Even the peepers. Miracle is on the way.

Chillisauce is never wrong

damiso:
Never seen that before too o ....

This was my breakfast.. Green smoothie ,kale,kiwi,cucumber,green grapes,banana and coconut water.

Not worked out today but been up and about since about 7. Will def get something in before the end of the day.

Been long I took smoothie. Will work to that again.
I found another one. Infact quadruplet . How dem call am sef.

I chop am finish.

E bi like say na IVF eggs.

tearoses:
I had one 3 weeks ago
Its the first time Ive ever seen it in real life

Chillis abeg dash me the twins o!
I love twins o!
In my next life I will marry a twin and eat yam 3 times a day so I can have twins or triplets a
I just love the name mama Ibeji

Jesus look what I found again.

That's it. No more eggs. I give up.

All the people who want twins.
There you go. Carry go.

E bi like say it's talking to someone here .

Morning all

I miss my second home.
Palm nut soup.
Okra

Garden egg sauce
..

Nice work ladies ...

Remember to celebrate your milestone.

All work and no play....

edwife:
Naijababe this movie that sambarry has described finish?

@chillis being the next person to comment this early morning on the first day of the month,i grab the blessing

Double double......


Happy new month to y'all.God bless y'all.

My dear, everything good in double folds o.

Infact ask for a raise this month and it will come to pass

cococandy:
no o.

I was just asking a question and no one was around to answer so I removed it. Before 'guests' will be viewing what I don't want them to.

It was a bit personal.
You know one of those things your doctor tells you one thing but older females tell you another.

Kpele. Don't stress too much. Just take lots of vitamins and rest plenty .

It will pass.

Kimoni:
Interesting...I never see egg with double yolk before

Maybe twins is coming ur way very soon, receive or dash somborri

Twins.

No way.! I dash you back abeg
Twins for this my belly. No way!
I rather go straight for 4 yrs than carry twins.
Make I dey admire them from afar.

Yall should follow me thankGod o.

He has decided to bless me with double yolk this 1st August.

Everything N'a double double.

Follow me rejoice and receive your own blessing soon.

Im sharing my testimony every where .

cococandy:
i miss that plate too

Yimu

I most times have 2 eggs for breakie.

Look what God has decided to bless me with..

Twins!!!!!

And today is 1 august

Everything N'a double double.

cococandy:
.

Wetin be this?
You have joined edwife Shey.

Howdy
?

All these recycled old cargoes.
so no new teenager can play this part?

E bi like say when they divorce their nigerian men dem go buy house begin live life

Nairaland... the demons in here plenty. And you need violence to take it out.

I have come to understand those ones that loves insulting people love their parents esp mama very much.

When you receive any insult, direct the thing to their mama o. You go see them take off sharply and give you peace.


Me I go even curse your grand mama and ascestors join sef . Mtcheww.

Back to topic,
Rent
transport
always paying bills for girlfriends, ashawo, etc
Alcohol
night party.

Razzling up to 5 girls at once. Etc

That's why you need one woman at a time..when you dey play away match, you no no say bills dey mount?

Kimoni:
Where is my plate This is so not your food

Lol. You miss your plate?