₦airaland Forum

crackhaus:
A tour of Stamford Bridge, meeting the Ivorian, and a Yacht.
Just like me you also have big ambitions... now you know nothing is impossible.

I will have my people call your people to make the arrangements but I'd rather skip that and just give you a call instead, which do you prefer?

EfemenaXY:
Here dear.

Been busy of late. What's up? And how are you and the family?

urchbarbie:
Amebo

edwife:
Chei chill,you see why i must invite you to soccer?

edwife:

Crackhaus come and defend yourself,so you have a 80Ib

bukatyne:
I would like to know the reaction of the married men if their MIL or FIL slaps them.

edwife:
LMAO this time will be in Stamford Bridge,it's crackhaus next step....

edwife:
you are as crazy as she...
So you prefer older women to all these sweet 16 you have around here? and what do you bring to the table in this relationship?

And you have to know that my commission is top the notch,so you need to be ready because MILF ladies are not that affordable.Its takes more to keep them in shape and sexy..

edwife:
you are as crazy as she...
So you prefer older women to all these sweet 16 you have around here?and what do you bring to the table in this relationship?

And you have to know that my commission is top the notch,so you need to be ready because MILF ladies are not that affordable.Its takes more to keep them in shape and sexy..

edwife:
story when?
chills please go back and write,biko
Why should i be the only one missing?not fair....

@swollen jaw,me sef i don't know

Happy Sunday sweetie

SAMBARRY:
yes of course




I voted for CHANGE

edwife:
You are crazy .

I just came to read you and crackhaus comments,i love reading from both of you ....

SAMBARRY:
gbam

crackhaus:
My reflexes are supersonic, I will see it coming

Pics of your mouth with no teeth or adonbelivit...

edwife:
Chills go church!
Na plastic you get for mouth?

SAMBARRY:
primitive men and women, women pretending to be men and men pretending to be women. The guilty people know what I am talking about

crackhaus:
Lmao... and what will I be doing when the hand is coming towards my teeth? You're kidding!
With your own bad mouth on NL, do you think you would have any teeth remaining by now?

Anyway, do you mean the Buhari as president kind of change or my change?
Because I'm willing to change for you bebe, all you have to do is say yes to me.

crackhaus:
If I replaced 'cvnt' with 'women', would that be better?
Okay edited, because you protest

But of course that will still leave us with local, toutish, disrespectful, and dumb...
Glad to know you have no problem with these words, because that's exactly what the behaviour of both women portray.

SAMBARRY:
gbam!
Including riffraffs
e-bad belle
loafers
online prostitutes
touts
african bushmeats etc

crackhaus:
I don't understand why a woman would even get married to a man whose mother she doesn't get along with, I mean the first person a woman should become close to in her prospective husband's family should be his mother - they should bond and relate well with each other during the courting period.

This is what happens when women rush into marriage for some silly materialistic & vain reason without first knowing and bonding with the prospective husband's family, especially the mother.
Once a woman is able to win over her intended MIL and relate with her like her own biological mother before the wedding, it would take a really big fvck up to make that MIL turn against her later.


Both mother and wife deserve each other, bunch of local toutish disrespectful dumb cvnts with no self-respect whatsoever.
Fighting over pictures, who does that...

perfectionist:
Nairalanders, I'm in a quagmire! About one week ago, my mother came to visit my family with her sister and a friend. After the preliminary greetings and felicitations, I proceeded to take leave of my guests in order to go and service my car, leaving them in the hands of my wife after having provided some refreshments for them.
Now, my wife and mother have no love lost between them and barely get along but the joviality they displayed together in my presence combined with the fact that my mother's sister and friend were also around made me to believe all will be well and nothing will go wrong.
No sooner had I left home than I received a frantic call from my wife to return quickly that all hell had broken loose.
Upon getting home, I found my mother and my wife on the 3-seater going at each other with both wailing. I managed to separate them and proceeded to find the cause of the fight. I was told by the two onlookers (mother's sister and a friend) that my wife prevented my mother from taking some photos of the child dedication we did a few weeks back from the photo album. This incensed my mother and led to my wife being slapped following which all hell was broken loose. My mother even sustained a deep scratch on her face.
Now, my family members have insisted that my wife must leave the house for committing this abomination (their words, not mine). Indeed, my mother has told me in no uncertain terms that mother and son relationship has ended as long as my wife continues to remain in the house.
I love my wife and has two young children with her but this whole issue has complicated things.
What should I do? Your candid advice and suggestions will be appreciated.

saiprojects:
Rice and Peas with Oxtail Curry:-)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysqbqQwt27w


http://saiprojectscooking..co.uk/2015/03/rice-and-peas-with-oxtail-curry.html

cococandy:
yummy. I'm gonna try that plantain dish. What vegetable leaf did you use?

cococandy:
Me and you Na twins . I fear anything machine or motor especially the two legged type like motorcycle.
I learned to drive out of necessity. I no get choice
Once I can afford a driver, I will stop driving.

moca:
Hahaaaa!
Cococandy! U see ur life!
I don't know and u don't either?
So who will teach who?

My problem na fear o!
Even ladies machine, I no fit mount.
I be complete olodo!
(abeg,n wetin be olodo? B4 I will give myself onne kain name? )

ifyalways:
@Moca,Ify is running for you. Go Moca,go Moca go ! It is well, you'll be fine.

Edwife, you're welcome.

Efe and Chili,can you beat this? I My group did 20 KM. I am not sure i got to the 9km mark before jejely discharging. No be competition abeg,the bones are getting older and feeble.

ifyalways:
Only in Nigeria .

moca:
@ifyalways,im fine o. Thanks for asking.
Una well done for this una exercise

Edwife, how r u? Hope edhubby is back now?

Where r these chics?

Efe, Eewh, I know it's not easy at all. U r really trying. By d time u will be very free, people like us will be screaming everyday
Well done babe

Chillipepper,how u dey chilli for ur side?
Snap pictures and post for me na?
Pls. This baby that want to kill me has decided to have pity. It has shifted from the pelvic floor a bit upward so I can now walk.
All d legs where at my pubic bone and killing me.
Even my smallie normally tells me sorry anytime I stand up to walk. He will hold my hand(learnt from his dad), once I sit, he will run and get my spitting/vomiting bowl.

Can't wait to start playing with him again.


Cocococo, how far na?
Ikara aka na nwanyi!
Jisie ike,i nugo?
U wan start school?