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My Birthday.

Rochas as a matter of fact has just committed political suicide. He finally has shoot himself by the foot. I'm from Imo state and the last thing you expect is to see well educated citizens to vote for a super arabian confused gester to represent us. We prefer G E J even in a drunken state.

Imagine Tinubu mobilizing ignorant street urchins to score cheap points. I will prescribe the British authorities to send the entire crowd of jobless monfos to nigeria to face the the rest of us and proclaim their folly.

Many cheers to the new couple.

Eko Ile: With the above kind of rhetoric, disgusting and despicable clowns like you really shouldn't be talking talking...


Please make yourself useful and go beg for some village river bridge.....

Dont forget taking your laxative suppository before going to bed lest we hear stories that touch.

Eko Ile: With the kind of ignorant, empty and shallow quote above, I see your pain especially not getting even the same wooden bench after begging for 30 years for a common river gather bridge.

Sucks to be you people... smh..

You remind me of the ugly days of the apartheid struggle. I will sincerely advise that you do us a favour by going into extinction cos your nuisance outweighs your relevance... Just a polite advise.

Eko Atlantic: Ajumobi is commissioning, Fashola is commissioning, jonathan is delivering speech.

I love this democracy.

Ajimobi is comissioning a super-suspended wooden bench not a bridge... Effect the correction immediately.

Imo or Ekiti State.

Beans and cocoyam with snail stew... For real i ate it last two years!

Texas.Cowgirl:
LMAOOOOOO!!!!! Many of them will make good drug dealers or bricklayers.

Tell me more jare

Just as i expected of a retired love peddler.

CHURCH SERVICE IN THE SOME CHURCHES IN LAS GIDI.
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MEMBER: 1 Cor. 13:13. Now these
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your
tablet, please?. MEMBER: Eh - Galaxy tablet,
Pastor.
PASTOR: Oh i need someone to
read
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Yes, my dear sister Agatha [Agatha reads]
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of
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and
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Please don't miss out. You can
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yuzedo: This brings to mind and reinforces the popular saying, "If an mbaise man & a snake enter your house, welcome the snake first & then quick kill the mbaise man!"

If your shallow thinking cap makes you reason along such sentimental line i could only say sorry to your loved ones.

Okija juju: HAHAHAHAAAA

See this Akpa Amu!! Who still travels in Imo State?! Make them kidnap me abi wetin?! Go and see what Imo State roads look like. I had the misfortune of passing through Port-Harcourt - Owerri road to go to Anambra, Not even heavy duty trucks can survive those trenches. I have visited your useless state severally jor. Go sell your bullshit to someone else.

Corpers havent been paid in your state. The Primary and secondary school kids are stil being owed their salary. The Rochas Kerosene scheme ended at the stadium, whatelse.

F`uck off and make better people see road.

Did i hear you say kidnap Feel free cos we dont kidnap retards,midgets and street urchins.
You remind me of what happened by the rivers of babylon. I mourn your captivity of no return cos Anambra has lost one of its own to brain damage. Feel free to access any health facility in Anambra state and foward the bills to my table next monday if that will guarantee your healing... Just trying to be nice.

Okija juju: [b]You are just as mouthed as Rochas..

Over 2 years into his administration and;

- Imo State streets now have gates, but no roads.
- Imo State people enjoyed one round of AWOOF kerosene shared inside Imo State Stadium.
- 1 batch of 60 Students were sent to the U.S for a non-academic exchange programme at a very hefty cost to the government.
- Imo State secondary and Primary school pupils were paid 100 and 50 naira respectively.
- Imo State Univeristy was thrown open to all Imo State students, but no infrastructural upgrade has even been done in the school except the painting of the school gate for Imo State 2013 Government Calander picture.
- All Imo State assets have been sold to Rochas (ITC and Concorde hotel inclusive)
- Civil servants owed salary backlog of oer 9 months.
- Local government structure broken down.
- Formerly employed youths fired.
- 1 Imolite jailed for allowing the Governors convoy hit him.
- Rochas Okorochas 300Kg daughters wedding was put on National T.V Live for Imo State people all over to see.
- 1 roadside corn seller gets patronage from Rochas.
- Poor quality uncompleted roads all over the state
- 1 Freedom Squre built for Imo State indegenes to go and vent risk free from arrest.
- Imo State becomes the Kidnap capital of the East and South.


Is this what will bring the industrial boom you speak of?!

If so, then State like Akwa Ibom, Rivers State and Lagos States would join the G8 in 1 year. I can bet my last blood on it.


Ochi atogbue la'm o!!


_{**Hello Room service! Please bring me another half crate of smirnoff ice . This Ada Owerri means business.**} [/b]

Daft analysis from a dulard cum cold blooded blockhead. I recommend intensive prayers for your redemption to be established. Find time and travel round Imo state and get back to me... Ewu cambia.

Another news from the propaganda box of the rescuer. Soon he will pay native doctors, dislodged love pedders and chief priests... My state needs true leaders.

Jaidey-one:
Mr man prepare to be fired. This is an own goal against your pay master. Igbos have been clamouring for 2nd NB for at least 13years of PDP presidency. The suspension bridge Lagos built in no time is longer than the proposed 2nd NB. 4th MB is going to be 26km long. You don't compare a 26km bridge to a bridge that is less than 800m. The FG with the huge resource at it's disposal can't even build a 1km bridge yet you can come here and spew trash about the delay of the 4th MB. Vote fashola as president and i can assure you igbos would get a suspension bridge across river niger in no time.

I just hope your thinking capacity is functioning In your right thoughts a bridge can span 26km Please consult a doctor for medical help.

idupaul: Its clear you will pass through the earth and give nothing back to it in return . These are deep words please ponder deep

Make sure you wear your pampers before stepping out of the house and dont forget to insist on having your mum's breast milk for the next six month... Anu ofia.

akos123: I think Gov.T.A ORJI is determined to change the face of Abia considering what he has done so far and the one's he is doing.It is my prayer that he would maintained the pace and also complete whatever project(s) he has started.He should also see to the resuscitation of the moribund companies in Abia especially Golden Guinea and others.

I'm sure you dont mean T.A.Orji because he has absolutely nothing on the ground for aba.

Odenigbo Aroli: Keep dreaming; Ngige wets his shorts,anytime he hears the name OKWUTE!
Obi is the most powerful man not only in Anambra but AnaIgbo,as a whole.
THE MAN IS A CULT FIGURE but still as gentle as a child.
He is a blessed man.

I see nicotin running through your veins and damaging the remains of your already damaged brain cells. Did I hear you call a woman the most powerful in Igboland I urge you to visit a hospital for mental redemption.

fckyourman: All lies, Action First before talking. If they provide 17,000 Jobs it would be temporary since its construction work. Why not retrain them and give them capital to start their own business

Who said its permanent Are you okay

The beautiful days of my childhood @Fatima Private School, Jos is ignited at the mention of bata shoes sadly, its no more.

SlyIg: Abasi mi mbok. Nso mkpo idom!

Is that a language from the lost tribe

SlyIg: Abasi mi mbok. Nso mkpo idom!

Is that... Brb

You wan baff up go toilet.... You're out of credit.

Without any doubt, i believe this project is realisable infact the smelling clothes of all the Iya Basiras' dotting the streets of Lagos can even generate 100mw.... Lwkmd.

Those structures look like my family house in the village.

Happyness_Chima: Thanks. I'm grateful for the replies.

Sorry if I offended anyone by mentioning UK. What I meant to explain is I'm always on holidays to London to relax and expand my search my a husband. I work in rotational shifts so when I get 4 weeks off, I like to use it to travel which is like 5-6 times a year. I'm not bragging ot showing off. I don't even go for shopping or live lavish when I visit there. Maybe it wasn't worth mentioning so I'm sorry.

I'm a catholic but started attending winners. I'm active in my Church even though most women are there for the same thing. They gossip too much and all that. Most of these brothers are not what i'm looking for or they're sometimes naïve and me I can't settle for any man anyhow. I like activities so I go out a lot and don't partake in irresponsible things. I'm just ready to have a husband and my own home. When you meet a man that's not settled, they usually bring their baggage to me and as a single woman I don't think I should be feeding any man. My siblings are getting hitched and im feeling the pressure to have my own.

I will urge you to show more flexibility in the way you relate with the male folks. I equally hope you have no fixed picture of the kinda man you want, lest the Mr Right elude you.
Btw Me sef dey search... How we fit see

The gathering of the strange bedfellows. I wish Rochas remembers what Buhari did to him during the Presidential primaries in 2003. I see a repeat come 2015 and beyond. He thinks Buhari is ready to play 'ran ka dede' politics with becoming the APC flag bearer. Consumate Politicians like Ihedioha will ride into Imo govt house with ease while the rescuer allows hot air be blown into his butt while he laughs like a jackal.

I can assure you, the hand of God is not in this one.

imsu.boi:
BORING!!!

Just like the day you were born.