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Car Talk / Re: Saudi Women Celebrate News They Will Finally Be Allowed To Drive by chimauga(m): 7:02am On Sep 28, 2017
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Car Talk / Re: China Is Getting The Largest Tesla Supercharger Station In The World by chimauga(m): 7:01am On Sep 28, 2017
Deprofessional:
And some idotic kunu sipping , gworo chewing, brainless vegetables are looking for oil in the north.

Old boy..u bad oo., very soon we will not see any car to buy cos the west are going for electric cars and busses, or green energy
Romance / Re: Man To Marry Two Women In Delta State, See His Pre-wedding Photos by chimauga(m): 9:59am On Sep 19, 2017
[quote author=kalufelix post=60607429]Some Graphic Faces Up There[/quote




Graphic faces.... ha ha ha u are bad
Properties / Re: Ever Lived With A Disgusting Roommate? Share Experiences by chimauga(m): 1:00pm On Sep 18, 2017
My roomate always bring in girls in our room to bang ahell out of them in my presence, girls weak oo..

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Politics / Re: Funny President Rat Banner Warning Spotted In Lagos by chimauga(m): 2:40pm On Aug 30, 2017
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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Terrorists Ambush Soldiers In Borno, Scores Feared Killed by chimauga(m): 3:22pm On Aug 24, 2017
Josephjnr:


We defeated them social medially.







Ha ha ha una go kill person here

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Investment / Oil Have Reached Its Dying Point by chimauga(m): 11:35am On Aug 22, 2017
THE OIL IS DEAD! Ibeno LGA & Akwa Ibom State - What's Next? "Britain to ban sale of all diesel and petrol cars and vans from 2040 ". Fellow Nigerians: "The house is on fire and the owners are running after rats"! Let me help us understand the implication of what the UK is about to do. In 2011 Obama made a similar statement. When he said, " We Will end our dependence on foreign oil". At the time when he made this audacious statement, Nigeria was the 5th largest exporter of oil to the United States. And things looked good for us as a nation. A lot of us did not know that Obama was actually talking about us. We were so consumed with the opium of a cool, black African President, who will do us no harm. Three years later, the U.S stopped importing crude oil from us. And the result was devastating. They gave our oil a red card. And the red card gave our currency, the naira, a knockout punch, “one blow, seven die”. We went from N200 to a dollar to N500 to a dollar. The consequence of this was dare and severe, and everyone felt it. The prices of food and other commodities suddenly went through the roof. People began to struggle financially, hardship became common place, state governments couldn’t pay salaries and banks began to lay off innocent men and women. It is not as if we are even out of the wood yet, and now this. So what happened? Why did the U.S stop buying our oil? The answer is shale oil. They discovered shale oil, developed the capacity to drill this liquid and therefore did not need our oil anymore. They replaced us with their own home grown oil. Shale oil disrupted us. There is an African proverb that says, “When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby”. Ladies and gentlemen as I write this post, it might interest you to know that Tesla just unveiled a car called model 3. This car can run for 215 miles after charging it. It does not have plugs, no valves, no gasket to replace, no combustion engine and therefore no need for a mechanic to fix it. It is a technology car with softwares, artificial intelligence, applications, digital devices and auto pilot. Meaning that you can sit behind the wheel of the car and watch the car drive itself. And it does not pollute the environment. Remarkable! This is the future that emboldened the UK, France and other countries to declare that they cannot carry on with diesel and petrol cars anymore. And the winner is Elon Musk. He just disrupted the auto industry. He has succeeded in moving the entire buzz about the future of transportation from hype to reality and other auto industries are rushing to join. Volvo for instance just announced that by 2019 they will stop producing any kind of diesel/petrol cars. 2019 is two years from now. Fellow Nigerians, the future is with us today and electric car is the future. Electric car has finally disrupted petrol cars; the same way that the computer disrupted the typewriter several years ago. What this means for us as a country is that the demand for oil will start going down. In the next three years, some countries will join the UK in rejecting our oil because they will no longer need it. Demand for our oil will fall. And as demand falls, the price of oil will crash and as prices fall the value of our naira will crash to possibly N1000 to a dollar or N2000 to a dollar. I am not a futurist and I am not an economist but it was right before our very eyes that we saw our naira crash from N250 to a dollar to N500 to a dollar in less than one year. The only reason why our currency gained value thereafter was because OPEC came together to pull the plug over oil fields. Each time I discuss this issue with friends, I usually get this question. Sam, do you mean that the oil industry will soon disappear? My answer is usually NO! Developing countries like Nigeria, Ghana, Venezuela, Trinidad and Tobago will remain with combustion engine cars far beyond 2040. As a matter of fact, most of the petrol and diesel cars currently plying the roads of the developed world today, would end up in Africa. So petrol cars will be with us for a while. Another use for our oil is in the aviation industry, the shipping industry, the petrochemical industry, the plastic industry and some other industries that use derivatives from crude oil. So to an extent, oil will continue to be relevant. The only problem is that the major consumer of oil, petrol/diesel combustion engine will disappear. And this will just help to drive nails into the coffin of the oil industry. Ladies and gentlemen, the future is not good for oil, no matter which way you look at it. Oil is dead! And now the question is, what next Nigeria......? Shared as Received LIKE AND SHARE"
Business / Re: Nigeria’s Crude Oil Export To Crash To 1.72 Million Barrels In October by chimauga(m): 11:32am On Aug 22, 2017
THE OIL IS DEAD! Ibeno LGA & Akwa Ibom State - What's Next? "Britain to ban sale of all diesel and petrol cars and vans from 2040 ". Fellow Nigerians: "The house is on fire and the owners are running after rats"! Let me help us understand the implication of what the UK is about to do. In 2011 Obama made a similar statement. When he said, " We Will end our dependence on foreign oil". At the time when he made this audacious statement, Nigeria was the 5th largest exporter of oil to the United States. And things looked good for us as a nation. A lot of us did not know that Obama was actually talking about us. We were so consumed with the opium of a cool, black African President, who will do us no harm. Three years later, the U.S stopped importing crude oil from us. And the result was devastating. They gave our oil a red card. And the red card gave our currency, the naira, a knockout punch, “one blow, seven die”. We went from N200 to a dollar to N500 to a dollar. The consequence of this was dare and severe, and everyone felt it. The prices of food and other commodities suddenly went through the roof. People began to struggle financially, hardship became common place, state governments couldn’t pay salaries and banks began to lay off innocent men and women. It is not as if we are even out of the wood yet, and now this. So what happened? Why did the U.S stop buying our oil? The answer is shale oil. They discovered shale oil, developed the capacity to drill this liquid and therefore did not need our oil anymore. They replaced us with their own home grown oil. Shale oil disrupted us. There is an African proverb that says, “When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby”. Ladies and gentlemen as I write this post, it might interest you to know that Tesla just unveiled a car called model 3. This car can run for 215 miles after charging it. It does not have plugs, no valves, no gasket to replace, no combustion engine and therefore no need for a mechanic to fix it. It is a technology car with softwares, artificial intelligence, applications, digital devices and auto pilot. Meaning that you can sit behind the wheel of the car and watch the car drive itself. And it does not pollute the environment. Remarkable! This is the future that emboldened the UK, France and other countries to declare that they cannot carry on with diesel and petrol cars anymore. And the winner is Elon Musk. He just disrupted the auto industry. He has succeeded in moving the entire buzz about the future of transportation from hype to reality and other auto industries are rushing to join. Volvo for instance just announced that by 2019 they will stop producing any kind of diesel/petrol cars. 2019 is two years from now. Fellow Nigerians, the future is with us today and electric car is the future. Electric car has finally disrupted petrol cars; the same way that the computer disrupted the typewriter several years ago. What this means for us as a country is that the demand for oil will start going down. In the next three years, some countries will join the UK in rejecting our oil because they will no longer need it. Demand for our oil will fall. And as demand falls, the price of oil will crash and as prices fall the value of our naira will crash to possibly N1000 to a dollar or N2000 to a dollar. I am not a futurist and I am not an economist but it was right before our very eyes that we saw our naira crash from N250 to a dollar to N500 to a dollar in less than one year. The only reason why our currency gained value thereafter was because OPEC came together to pull the plug over oil fields. Each time I discuss this issue with friends, I usually get this question. Sam, do you mean that the oil industry will soon disappear? My answer is usually NO! Developing countries like Nigeria, Ghana, Venezuela, Trinidad and Tobago will remain with combustion engine cars far beyond 2040. As a matter of fact, most of the petrol and diesel cars currently plying the roads of the developed world today, would end up in Africa. So petrol cars will be with us for a while. Another use for our oil is in the aviation industry, the shipping industry, the petrochemical industry, the plastic industry and some other industries that use derivatives from crude oil. So to an extent, oil will continue to be relevant. The only problem is that the major consumer of oil, petrol/diesel combustion engine will disappear. And this will just help to drive nails into the coffin of the oil industry. Ladies and gentlemen, the future is not good for oil, no matter which way you look at it. Oil is dead! And now the question is, what next Nigeria......? Shared as Received LIKE AND SHARE"
Politics / Re: Presidential Speech: Buhari Is A Big Hypocrite – Omokri by chimauga(m): 12:20pm On Aug 21, 2017
[quote author=NOC1 post=59679406]what did Mr Wendell say?
if you guys managed to build a standard hospital for that 16 years you people where on power it would have been easy for you to find out how much he spent on medication



And after 3 yrs in office APC ve not started building foundation of a hospital, talkless of finished chemist shop
Car Talk / Re: What Is The Worst Vehicle You Have Ever Used ? by chimauga(m): 7:23am On Aug 18, 2017
Honda crv is the worst car u can ever drive.. Its gear problem is the main course I hated it.. I ve to change my gear box 3 times still the prob persists

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Politics / Re: Oduduwa Republic: Adeyinka Grandson Replies Osinbjo Using Lagos by chimauga(m): 6:46pm On Aug 16, 2017
erico2k2:

what has Religion got to do with this?

You should have known that yoruba nation is 60% muslims, and you must have known the way muslims view politics..they always interwoven politics and religion.
Politics / Re: Oduduwa Republic: Adeyinka Grandson Replies Osinbjo Using Lagos by chimauga(m): 3:59pm On Aug 16, 2017
I just dey wonder how it will be when yoruba muslims will rise as their counterparts to fight yoruba xtians
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Pictured With His Children by chimauga(m): 10:26am On Aug 16, 2017
AlwaysPad:
The shameless Senate thug has used all the people of Kogi's destiny to feed his eldest son



Fo.o.l
Religion / Re: 29 Born Again Christians Return WAEC Certificates by chimauga(m): 10:04am On Aug 10, 2017
Belives is makeing us mad..
Politics / Re: Police Refuse To Arrest A Protester In Front Of Abuja House Uk by chimauga(m): 6:05am On Aug 09, 2017
DocHMD:
I thought the palm-wine drinking hag called lauretta onochie claimed that prostesters ran away when MET police came.

The young man is lucky, in the zoo where they deceive their skull with pseudo-democracy, he would have been bundled by police and ordered to be killed by buhari himself.





I tire ooo
Politics / Re: Police Refuse To Arrest A Protester In Front Of Abuja House Uk by chimauga(m): 10:46pm On Aug 08, 2017
Just imagine.but in nigeria those that protested were shot upon and tear gassed.. including charlie boy.. na wahh

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Politics / Police Refuse To Arrest A Protester In Front Of Abuja House Uk by chimauga(m): 10:40pm On Aug 08, 2017
This man went to Abuja house London to protest Buhari's long absence from Nigeria.
Buhari's aide called metropolitan police. When they arrived, they refused to arrest the guy and told the aide that no UK's law has been broken.
Just imagine if it were in Nigeria

Science/Technology / Re: Why Do Mosquitoes Buzz In Our Ears? by chimauga(m): 11:17am On Aug 08, 2017
And they need your blood abi.. useless f.o o.ls
Romance / Re: Wofai Fada Hot In "Wonder Woman" Themed Bikini by chimauga(m): 7:10am On Jul 31, 2017
Flat fallen boobs... mtchew
Politics / Re: Where Is Your President? CNN Asks Nigerians by chimauga(m): 7:04am On Jul 31, 2017
May be an IPOB owns CNN..


In august 7, buahri would have spent 90 days required by law to declear him incapacitated . Just more one week.

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Religion / Re: Why Do Christians Close Their Eyes When Praying? by chimauga(m): 2:41pm On Jul 30, 2017
Praying means you are switching from physical to spiritual interaction, cos bible says that those that worship lord shall do so in truth and spirit..
Politics / Re: Photos Of Buhari With APC And PDP Governors And Aisha Buhari In London by chimauga(m): 6:50pm On Jul 26, 2017
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Health / Re: This Is World Breastfeeding Week!!! by chimauga(m): 8:56am On Jul 26, 2017
Abiagirl777:
Let me start with my own experience.I exclusively breastfed for 7 mths
1. Lol,I never knew the other breast ran while a baby sucked on the other.so when It happened while I breastfed the first time I was scared,not until mum said it was normal my heart came back.
2.aarggh the pain is something else,I had engorgement and wound ,nobody told me that.the treatment which included the baby sucking that particular painful one didn't help matters at all.I would cry each time baby feeding time reaches.
3.the embarrassing milk leaks,just to go for an hr activity,you'd hear ma your clothe is soaked with all the pads.mtcheew

Husband could ve helped
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Sacks Dorawar-Sallau, Orders Swearing-in Of Abdullahi Mohammed by chimauga(m): 5:10pm On Jul 20, 2017
God versus man.. goodnews
Business / Re: Fidelity Bank Raises International Spend Limit On Naira Cards by chimauga(m): 8:01am On Jul 19, 2017
$1000 for whole wide month... how much is the rate self...
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Reacts To Criticism Over FG Move To Stop Music Production Abroad by chimauga(m): 7:51am On Jul 19, 2017
NDI ALA
Politics / Re: First Picture Of Buhari Surfaces Online After 68 Days In London by chimauga(m): 9:19pm On Jul 15, 2017
Same old story

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Crime / Re: Man Who Wears Hijab To Rob People Caught In Minna (Photos) by chimauga(m): 6:50am On Jul 10, 2017
This hijab have done more wrong than good, there is every need to revisit the Necessity of this religious material, by the muslim religious elders. This is to find a way to adjust its usefulnes. This is because the world is changing in technology, so should everything, any part that refuse to grow with the world will spimply serve as a problem to orders
Politics / Re: Flourence Ita-giwa Endangered As She Exposes Cross River State Governor Deals by chimauga(m): 7:04am On Jun 27, 2017
Shamefull senators.. one the reasons we fail in state governance is that there is no synergy between fed law makers and their state governors and locals
. This have created a big hole make dividend of democracy to get to the grass root.. beside ita giwa.. this exposure of ur governor only happens in the south here.. no Northern senator can do that.. stop putting ur self in shame southern senators..
Celebrities / Re: Voice Nigeria Coach, Yemi Alade wears cleavage baring outfit to the show. by chimauga(m): 8:49pm On Jun 26, 2017
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