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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos Npower Participants Plans Protest by chimauga(m): 7:11am On Feb 21, 2017
Biodunkuye:
PLS BECAUSE OF MIX REACTION TOWARDS THIS PROTEST, IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE SUPPORTING THIS PROTEST AND YOU WILL BE PRESENT THAT DAY, PLS KINDLY JOIN. IF U KNOW U WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE BUT U RE SUPPORTING THIS PROTEST, PLS DON'T JOIN THIS GRP. AND LASTLY IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT SUPPORTING THIS PROTEST AT ALL THAT WE SHOULD WAIT TILL THE END OF THIS WEEK PLS DON'T JOIN. PLS THIS IS IMPORTANT AS WE RE TRYING TO AVOID THE REPETITION OF WHAT HAPPEN LAST PROTEST. BY TOMORROW WE WILL KNOW WAT TO DO.https:///33ts26vb0FM3nvExgNgJW5


Bunch of useless fulls and lazy yoots.. APC game plan is coming out gradually Nonsence

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Politics / Re: Buratai Attends Munich Security Conference, 2017 (Photos) by chimauga(m): 5:21pm On Feb 19, 2017
See as black as he is
TV/Movies / Re: Bassey Sucks Coco Ice' Boobs Live On TV On Big Brother Naija by chimauga(m): 9:47am On Feb 12, 2017
12 Things Christians Should BEWARE Of by ikbnice(m): 7:33am
1. Beware When prayer becomes a difficult thing for you.

2. Beware When fasting is becoming a history in your spiritual timetable.

3. Beware When you no longer enjoy reading the word of God.

4. Beware When attending church programme is becoming a burden rather than a blessing for you.

5. Beware When living a life of holiness is appearing like extremism.

6. Beware When sinful living becomes a lifestyle in the name of grace.

7. Beware When you crave for earthly things rather than the things of God.

8. Beware When waking up in the night to pray is becoming a thing of the past.

9. Beware brethren, when your heart no longer desires to see the Lord Jesus one day.

10. Beware when you eat more than you pray

11. Beware when you no longer share the word with others.

12. Beware When u start diluting the preaching Word of God to keep people around you.


Beware of all these, brethren. Satan isn't resting. We too must be vigilant.

Let's prepare, Jesus is coming soon to take those who are eagerly waiting for him.

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: “i Won’t Return To Nigeria Until Doctors Are Satisfied” – by chimauga(m): 6:35am On Feb 12, 2017
Initially it was just a 10 days leave, not medical at all..now you are attributing your coming back on doctors meaning you left not for leave but for treatmet..lies upon lies with lies
Politics / Re: Before I Can Believe PMB Is Fighting Corruption by chimauga(m): 6:20am On Feb 12, 2017
Such post cant get to FP, cos it affects the govt... I am sick of this
Sports / Re: Exclusive Pictures From The Lagos Marathon 2017 by chimauga(m): 5:38am On Feb 12, 2017
Na soo
Crime / Re: Police Parade Perpetrators Of Southern Kaduna Attacks & Killings, Arms Recovered by chimauga(m): 8:10pm On Feb 02, 2017
why are you guys falling mugu over this pic.. this is just arrangee,it is just a plan arrest just to make it look as if they are doing everything to find the murders. . nothing like that.most of the victims have cutlass and knife stabs. but here they are showing locally made guns.. who are they fooling. wise up. el rufai is just a joker.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Adama Barrow Appoints His 10 Ministers, Swears Them In (photos) by chimauga(m): 7:58pm On Feb 01, 2017
And it took the old fool 6 months to appoint bastereds as ministers
Since

Putin (Russia): Law degree

Trump (America): Economics degree

Merkel (Germany): PhD physical chemistry

Xi Jinping (China): Chemical engineering and Doctor of Law

Buhari (Nigeria): Failed Waec

Yet, you want a growing economy under Buhari. Only clowns and herdsmen can expect such!!!

Unknwn

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Politics / Re: Ohakim Donates Car, Cash To Obiageli Pini Onyegbaduo, Widow Of His Late Aide by chimauga(m): 11:01am On Jan 03, 2017
Good luck to you
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Amina Mohammed Visits Niger Delta Creeks On New Year Day by chimauga(m): 12:46pm On Jan 01, 2017
Why this April fool in January,
If they know that it is needles to clean up the area, why do they lunch OGONI clean up exercise, just to deceive people. Useless riffraffs

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Crime / Re: Angry Mobs Lynched Two Female Suicide Bombers In Maiduguri by chimauga(m): 7:32am On Dec 28, 2016
Useless Muslim s, religion of peace my foot
Religion / Re: Was Jesus Christ Truly Born On December 25th? by chimauga(m): 12:42pm On Dec 25, 2016
Use=less full


Us
Addicted2Women:

Religion is a scam

Jesus Christ doesn't exist

Hell fire which they claim have been flaming for 4000 years now doesn't exist, what type of fire dey flame for 4000 without stopping ?? Gas or firewood ??

The people in hell fire don burn for 4000 years, dem never turn to ashes ??
What happened to the people who were born before jesus Christ ?? Them no go heaven, them no go to hell fire, they just turned to a bird and flew away ??

God created the first human which were Adam and Eve and they gave birth to Cain and Abel, Cain and Abel married and had children, who the fucck did they marry ?? Their mother ??

Jesus was born through immaculate conception

The holy spirit just made a woman become pregnant

His pictures can't be found, his birth record can't be found

Oh, the picture they show you claiming he's Jesus was taken 4000 years ago with an iPhone 7

He walked on water, feed 5 thousand people with 5 loaves of bread but couldn't handle three nails on the cross

Can you just go tell this lie to primary school kids

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Crime / Re: Lady Stole Clothes From A Boutique In Lagos. CCTV Captures Her. Pics/Video by chimauga(m): 1:56pm On Dec 21, 2016
She did not wear under pants.
Politics / Re: APC Violates Own Constitution, Fails To Hold National Convention!! by chimauga(m): 2:34pm On Dec 19, 2016
The true different

Career / Re: Bankers To Be Sacked For Introducing Customers To MMM by chimauga(m): 3:30pm On Dec 15, 2016
Double wahala
Politics / Re: EL-RUFAI Describes Variants Of Boko Haram Including One "Sponsored By Christians by chimauga(m): 9:25am On Dec 12, 2016
God day oo
Family / Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by chimauga(m): 9:20am On Dec 12, 2016
For those that have mum naa.. mine have gone to heaven to meet Lord...thank u jesus
Politics / Re: Rivers Re-run Elections: Live Monitoring And Updates by chimauga(m): 5:21pm On Dec 10, 2016
It is so clear that APC is noting but useless fools

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Men Get Sleepy After Sex? by chimauga(m): 6:30am On Dec 07, 2016
For many women, the correlation between sex and snoring is one of those annoying facts of life: no matter when passionate encounters occur, men always seem to fall asleep immediately afterwards. Dave Zinczenko, the author of Men, Love and Sex: The Complete User Guide For Women, explained the phenomenon to Huffington Post writer Arianna Huffington this way: “Men go to sleep because women don’t turn into a pizza.”
I doubt I am ever going to become a pizza, and I’ll never have the foresight to order one beforehand. So in lieu of a cure, a better explanation will have to do. Although women sometimes feel sleepy after sex, the phenomenon does seem more pronounced in men. What is it, then, that spirals them into the land of nod?
First, the obvious reasons for sex’s somnolent sway: the act frequently takes place at night, in a bed, and is, after all, physically exhausting (often more so for the man than the woman, although this certainly varies). So when sex is over, it’s natural for a guy to feel sleepy.
Secondly, research using positron emission tomography (PET) scans has shown that in order for a person to reach orgasm, a primary requirement is to let go of “all fear and anxiety.” Doing so also tends to be relaxing and might explain the tendency to snooze.
Then there is the biochemistry of the orgasm itself. Research shows that during ejaculation, men release a cocktail of brain chemicals, including norepinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin, nitric oxide (NO), and the hormone prolactin. The release of prolactin is linked to the feeling of sexual satisfaction, and it also mediates the “recovery time” that men are well aware of—the time a guy must wait before “giving it another go.” Studies have also shown that men deficient in prolactin have faster recovery times.
Prolactin levels are naturally higher during sleep, and animals injected with the chemical become tired immediately. This suggests a strong link between prolactin and sleep, so it’s likely that the hormone’s release during orgasm causes men to feel sleepy.
(Side note: prolactin also explains why men are sleepier after intercourse than after masturbation. For unknown reasons, intercourse orgasms release four times more prolactin than masturbatory orgasms, according to a recent study.)
Oxytocin and vasopressin, two other chemicals released during orgasm, are also associated with sleep. Their release frequently accompanies that of melatonin, the primary hormone that regulates our body clocks. Oxytocin is also thought to reduce stress levels, which again could lead to relaxation and sleepiness.
What about the evolutionary reasons for post-sex sleepiness? This is trickier to explain. Evolutionarily speaking, a man’s primary goal is to produce as many offspring as possible, and sleeping doesn’t exactly help in his quest. But perhaps since he cannot immediately run off with another woman anyway—damn that recovery time!—re-energizing himself via sleep may be the best use of his time.
And although there is conflicting information as to whether women feel sleepy after sex, a woman often falls asleep with the man anyway (or uses it for some key cuddling time), which is good news for him: it means she is not off finding another mate. When the man wakes up and she’s still there, he just might be ready to go again.
It’s also possible that sleepiness is just a “side effect” associated with a more evolutionarily important reason for the release of oxytocin and vasopressin. In addition to being associated with sleep, both chemicals are also intimately involved in what is called “pair bonding,” the social attachment human mates commonly share. The release of these brain chemicals during orgasm heightens feelings of bonding and trust between sexual partners, which may partially explain the link between sex and emotional attachment. This bond is favorable should the couple have a baby, as cooperative child rearing maximizes the young one’s chances for survival.
The bottom line is this: there are many potential biochemical and evolutionary reasons for post-sex sleepiness, some direct and some indirect—but no one has yet pinpointed the exact causes. One thing, however, is certain: we females better get used to it, because it doesn’t look likely to change anytime soon.
I will leave frustrated American women with one final thought: if you are upset at the ubiquity of the post-sex snoring phenomenon, remember that things could be a lot worse. A recent survey of 10,000 English men revealed that 48 percent actually fall asleep during sex.
Webmasters / Re: How Do 9ja Music Blogs And Sites Make Money From Their Sites by chimauga(m): 6:44am On Dec 03, 2016
Recession

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Politics / Re: CBN Illegally Funding Buhari’s Government, Says Sanusi by chimauga(m): 10:48pm On Dec 02, 2016
Who can buy stock fishes

Business / Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed Before? by chimauga(m): 1:29pm On Dec 01, 2016
Yes naa me and you in Nigeria are under scam and it is still going on.APC is a scam

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Politics / Re: Ondo Governorship Election Results Update From Polling Units - Vanguard by chimauga(m): 5:29pm On Nov 26, 2016
E pain am

shamecurls:
grin grin grin
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Fake result


Believe at your own peril

An outright IPOBian result
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Religion / Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by chimauga(m): 10:39am On Nov 06, 2016
Fuuul




calliope


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Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you grin




Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Oby Ezekwesili: "See What You Have Been Reduced To" by chimauga(m): 1:56pm On Oct 22, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
Reno is a fool who likes to talk too much. Why the Efcc and Dss allows him to work free is still a surprise. He is a staunch critic of this government and deserves to be arrested and probed for corruption. I hope he is whisked away to kuje prison soon. Useless parrot

So who ever that criticize this govt is a fool? ,i think is the other way round

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Business / Re: Remittance: CBN Raises BDC Exchange Rate To N385/$ by chimauga(m): 4:10am On Oct 19, 2016
Trial and error govt..
APC govt and confusion are

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Business / Re: Naira Maintains Gain On Parallel Market by chimauga(m): 6:54am On Oct 12, 2016
Truth234:


It takes time for the new initiation to crystallize and filtered through all segments. But once the CBN and Travelex can strike pricing balance to bring all stakeholders on board, I believe the Naira value will improve substantially.

Everything u people will say, it will take time..untill u die abi. Open ur brain,

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Car Talk / Re: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by chimauga(m): 6:30am On Oct 10, 2016
Death stories

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Properties / Re: Delta Govt Nullifies All C Of O, Initiates On-line Registration by chimauga(m): 6:28am On Oct 10, 2016
Seen
Politics / What Is The Meaning Of The Strange Flag Behind President Buhari by chimauga(m): 2:56pm On Oct 01, 2016
During independent live broadcast, I noticed something strange behind president buhari, there re 4flags there, 2 belongs Nigerian flag, but the two with a black red ,blue and white combinations,is so unusual and strange. pls can someone tell me what that is, I hope is not what I am thinking ,

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Business / Re: Naira Slides Further As Demand Outweigh Supply by chimauga(m): 6:56am On Sep 28, 2016
Naira and gravity are like

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