₦airaland Forum

Jeon:
At least you didn't reported me. This should be called for a celebration.

darkelf:
A data analyst doesn't really need Python/R skills at least for a start. SQL (PostGre and MS SQL), Excel, Tableau/Power BI are more important. In fact, they should start with SQL.

The Job market here in Naija is different. A lot of unemployed "Data Analysts" out there. Don't let Glassdoor and Coursera mislead you.

I will type more as I remember from experience

Beginners should focus more on racking up experience through projects and internships (even though unpaid)

By projects, whak kind of projects and how do we come about the projects. Im talking about somebody who is a total novice

darkelf:
A data analyst doesn't really need Python/R skills at least for a start. SQL (PostGre and MS SQL), Excel, Tableau/Power BI are more important. In fact, they should start with SQL.

The Job market here in Naija is different. A lot of unemployed "Data Analysts" out there. Don't let Glassdoor and Coursera mislead you.

I will type more as I remember from experience

Beginners should focus more on racking up experience through projects and internships (even though unpaid)

By projects, whak kind of projects and how do we come about the projects. Im talking about somebody who is a total novice

nlfpmod:
https://gazettengr.com/agf-malami-asks-u-s-to-extradite-journalist-azuka-jebose-for-allegedly-defaming-ned-nwoko/

FreeStuffsNG:
A fi suru. This is a 74 year old man who Asiwaju should be addressing as Buroda, who is being reckless like this o. smh.

I predicted that he will withdraw it and apologize. He did same thing to Bishop Oyedepo and it was on same Facebook he typed reckless libelious statements as if he is idle and recklessly bitter in life.

I know that Asiwaju will forgive him as usual. All the traducers and haters of Asiwaju come with serious character flaws.
They can't take the dirts and betrayal they give to Asiwaju yet he keeps triumphing over them and forgives them.

Once you see them and hear them express their bigotry and hatred; just carefully stay far from them; they are envious and bitter people.

To you my fellow patriotic Nigerian, please ignore the naysayers, bigots and hate-filled terrorists losers and their sympathizers and vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the most capable and the most competent among all the Presidential candidates. Vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

All the enemies of Nigeria and all the enemies of Asiwaju Tinubu will lose las las. They always lose.
May God bless Nigeria for ever.

God1000:
Congrats to her, we are proud of her remarkable feat

This is the kind of person young Nigerians should revere, not BBnaija housemates

BBnaija show is pure perversion, I'm calling on the federal government to ban it.
Nairaland front page is littered with BBnaija posts, I'm not happy about that

We should be talking about 2023 elections

Skyfornia:
My brother... It is because of people like you they created the word 'Finish'.. I would have said you don't have sense but that would be me trying to pamper you..the exact phrase for you is..you are finished!

SaintNegro77:
If you see an idiot you will know. Shout out to this idiot on board��

Okealaaye:
Obi is going nowhere! I watched him on Channels Television a moment ago. He sounded much like a transistor radio with dying batteries or if you like, like an overused locomotive train whistle. Nothing presidential about him. Time yet to find an acceptable option. Obi's personality is below PAR. Only fools will call that lowlife president. Maybe in Afghaneastern, you never can tell.

Orobokibo1:
i was expecting this from you. Fortunately, the whole world can see you people for exactly who you are.
Devious fellows that want to become a president of the same place they call a zoo. The joke is on you.
Go and wake your father with a sliding tackle

Moh247:
Let's face reality, Nigerian won't be Governed by idiots that think Buhari is dead and Jibril is in AsoRock, Nigeria won't be Governed by fools that think Nigeria is Zoogeria

Just as we kept clowns out of AsoRock for over 50 years and didn't give dem Shi Shi vote in Ekiti and Osun, we even didn't allow them be service cheifs, senate President or Speaker

We will keep blocking enemies of Nigeria wey dey disguise


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mighty2:
BAT/SHET23 is a goal, anybody who wan die should go and end his miserable life

Pandev:
Tinubu haters have finally found some reason to rejoice after a long time constant gbas gbos from Asiwaju. We accept Osun election results in good faith, after all we've been winning back to back. From Buhari will use and dump Tinubu, to Buhari the ethno-religion bigot will never hand over to a southerner, to Osinbajo will succeed Buhari, to Amaechi is the anointed candidate, to Lawan is Buhari's choice, Adamu will show Tinubu shege, to Tinubu bought votes with his stolen money, to, Tinubu dare not try Muslim-muslim ticket, to APC will lose Ekiti. Enemy have lost a lot of time, so let them enjoy their euphoria moment cause I don't understand how Osun election where LP got 3000 votes is a good sign for them in presidential election. No be juju be that . We know all this noise isn't about wanting better Nigeria, it's about hate for Tinubu. That's why they are crying over the choice of his running mate even though they should be happy about it since they claim he'll lose with Muslim-muslim ticket

chatinent:
Uncle met you. He said he wanted to marry you within four months while in Nigeria.

You said no. You said it was too early. You said you needed to know him better. You didn't even give him a timeframe as to when you think it's possible. No wahala.

Uncle travelled oversea. Some 24 months later, you are feeling insecure about what he'll be doing with ladies there and wants to settle down. Uncle is pissed off because he feels he had asked you before the abroad plan and you rejected because you wanted to seek God's info, but now he is abroad, you are certain he relocated from one estate in heaven.

Hanty, so you no know say man wey tell you e wan marry after three months of dating has no time for the long dating waiting process...and fit don marry within two years?

I know you didn't want to agree then so you wouldn't look cheap or desperate, but how can you look cheap then! No bi him suggest am? No bi him meet you? Una Naija girls tho. If you no fit marry am you tell the person, no bi say it's too early. It's too early for marriage but not too early for dating for two years? Na diploma? Na this same “I don't want to look cheap and desperate” don make Bisola turn 49 and all her prayer points don bi “God when.” Of course, because society has time to remember every lady out there unmarried and getting overripe.


Person propose to you, you reject am. How dare you propose now? You get mind o.


I no dey force you into marriage but if you mah know say he is marriageable, by now una for don marry with kids, probably with him overseas.


NOW, THAT'S YOUR OWN STORY. HERE'S WHAT I THINK HAPPENED:

You didn't want to marry him while in Nigeria because he seemed broke to you!

Na as you hear US later, oil begin commot your body.

You ladies are funny sometimes. You need revelation from God for six months to know if a not too wealthy guy is for you but a rich man is the answered prayer and your opportunity comes but once...and you feel the rich guy has no common sense? You feel he doesn't feel he is doing you a favour?

A lady who says she is not ready for marriage then that is now disturbing for marriage is actually inviting sb to use and dump her. If you say you aren't ready for marriage then, keep quiet until he asks again. Repeatedly saying it is suspicious abeg.

To me, dating is for marriage straight-up. Since I don't cheat, I no get time to come dey share girlfriend with dick-hungry Nigerian wild guys. Now imagine the girl disagreed and I come travel from that location she come dey yarn okoto later. No nah.

If you wanted to end it, you would have...na the abroad string wey dey make am difficult for you.

Believe me, if the true story is that you rejected his advances while in Nigeria but are now eager for marriage while he is abroad, you have been dating yourself....and will continue to be used by him...yet the one thing about you that will relocate abroad will be your imagination.

Uncle is now woke and has realized that after all, you aren't bringing anything to the table. I know you'll say you are the table. Well, you don't have table manners.


Please break up with him.
I have no option for peace.



Sorry, I don't mince words.
Have a nice century.

chatinent:
Uncle met you. He said he wanted to marry you within four months while in Nigeria.

You said no. You said it was too early. You said you needed to know him better. You didn't even give him a timeframe as to when you think it's possible. No wahala.

Uncle travelled oversea. Some 24 months later, you are feeling insecure about what he'll be doing with ladies there and wants to settle down. Uncle is pissed off because he feels he had asked you before the abroad plan and you rejected because you wanted to seek God's info, but now he is abroad, you are certain he relocated from one estate in heaven.

Hanty, so you no know say man wey tell you e wan marry after three months of dating has no time for the long dating waiting process...and fit don marry within two years?

I know you didn't want to agree then so you wouldn't look cheap or desperate, but how can you look cheap then! No bi him suggest am? No bi him meet you? Una Naija girls tho. If you no fit marry am you tell the person, no bi say it's too early. It's too early for marriage but not too early for dating for two years? Na diploma? Na this same “I don't want to look cheap and desperate” don make Bisola turn 49 and all her prayer points don bi “God when.” Of course, because society has time to remember every lady out there unmarried and getting overripe.


Person propose to you, you reject am. How dare you propose now? You get mind o.


I no dey force you into marriage but if you mah know say he is marriageable, by now una for don marry with kids, probably with him overseas.


NOW, THAT'S YOUR OWN STORY. HERE'S WHAT I THINK HAPPENED:

You didn't want to marry him while in Nigeria because he seemed broke to you!

Na as you hear US later, oil begin commot your body.

You ladies are funny sometimes. You need revelation from God for six months to know if a not too wealthy guy is for you but a rich man is the answered prayer and your opportunity comes but once...and you feel the rich guy has no common sense? You feel he doesn't feel he is doing you a favour?

A lady who says she is not ready for marriage then that is now disturbing for marriage is actually inviting sb to use and dump her. If you say you aren't ready for marriage then, keep quiet until he asks again. Repeatedly saying it is suspicious abeg.

To me, dating is for marriage straight-up. Since I don't cheat, I no get time to come dey share girlfriend with dick-hungry Nigerian wild guys. Now imagine the girl disagreed and I come travel from that location she come dey yarn okoto later. No nah.

If you wanted to end it, you would have...na the abroad string wey dey make am difficult for you.

Believe me, if the true story is that you rejected his advances while in Nigeria but are now eager for marriage while he is abroad, you have been dating yourself....and will continue to be used by him...yet the one thing about you that will relocate abroad will be your imagination.

Uncle is now woke and has realized that after all, you aren't bringing anything to the table. I know you'll say you are the table. Well, you don't have table manners.


Please break up with him.
I have no option for peace.



Sorry, I don't mince words.
Have a nice century.

Skyfornia:
Some one close to Reno should monitor him closely.. dude is about to choke.

Below is what he tweeted few months ago.. what changed? Peter Obi did exactly as Reno advised and he is running mad.

Then others are what he said severally about Peter Obi in the past.. why do you think Reno will not change again tomorrow?

Parachoko:
Obi lies a lot

Nah so he talk say the business he invested in on behalf of the Anambra State Government now worth $100,000,000. He denied he said such a thin till them play him tape.


On Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Mandate I Stand Gidigba

Moh247:
I really pity Peter Obi , his shameless supporters are hell bent on destrying his career

Omihanifa:
The lady no get sense or is it hunger + laziness? How can she go back to man that publicly called a prostitute, mentally unstable, thief and a gold digger.

I can bet everything that they will still call each other out again very soon. Because from the interview she granted to chude, she said that Fani Kayode is insecure and everytime he sees her with another man, he believes they are sleeping with her.
So even if this lady go out with her friends or she hangout with her old classmates (male) Fani Kayode go change am for her.

workchopNG:
In as much as I don't support tribal bashing whatsoever, but can you guys stop making it seem as if voting PO is doing Igbos a favour...

If you like vote babangida, tomorrow when kerosene sell for 2k/litre, you and I will still buy it at the same amount.

Vote whoever you want, if you like vote because someone is from your tribe, but be rest assured that most likely, you and I won't get enriched when the man from our tribe becomes the president.

However, you and I will gain economically, educationally, etc... when we vote the man that have a better plan for the masses, and not for himself and his gangs.

That being said, vote whoever you want, nobody is asking you to vote for PO. Also, voting for PO is not doing favour to the Igbos. If he's good, you and I will enjoy it, if he turns out to be bad, all of us will suffer it still.

Shalom

Remijuice:
Please Nairalanders

Vote for ATIKU come 2023


For Industrious and Progressive Nigeria

HazzanTazzan:
Lol... you’re talking based on your useless belief and I’m talking based on experience ...

You’d rather see the poor woman gets pushed around in the hospital for something as mere as jaundice ...

Mind you, I’m a biochemist with MSc in toxicology (in view)... so don’t think you know more than me when it comes to jaundice

wunmi590:
It usually happen to first child, it happened to my daughter too...

What you need do is get an unripe pawpaw, cut it and soak in water and let her mother drink it every one hour and also give your baby too, she will also likely suck from her mother breast....

My daughter is 1.6month now and she's very clean....

That thing has no cure, if you go to the hospital, they will tell you your child would be placed under one machine like that, baba nah set up, is just waiting of money.....

Omotakins:
Your baby needs very urgent medical attention. If at three weeks, jaundice is not decreasing in percentage, it's a critical matter. Forget home remedies at this point. Look for money anyhow and anyway you can to treat your baby in the hospital if money is the constraint. There's a likelihood he will need blood transfusion and intense phototherapic procedure. I beg you, don't jeopardize your child's life and live with eternal regret. He will need lots of breastfeeding also. Take this from a father whose 3 children had jaundice at birth.

Singlelover:
Good morning nairalanders.

my new baby is being affected by jaundice, and all home remedies i've tried didn't work.

i've gone to the hospital to see a doctor, he said i should be placing him under the early morning sun for about 15 minutes daily, but it's not working either.

please i need help on how to cure and get rid of it so my baby can feel better.

whatever suggestion you give will be useful and will go along way, thanks.

Please my baby needs help. Help me to frontpage so i can get help in treating my baby. Thanks