₦airaland Forum

GreenFarmsNG:
As usual. The atypical Nairaland behaviour. Tarnishing the integrity of other people's engagements.

I'm creating jobs your Local government chairmen and all could not create with little resources.

If you're better than me, set up your own business outfit too. The world is big for competition

But keep your energy and negative vibes from my business activity.

You've carried out your assignment, I hope you sleep better

I like ur spirit of no nonsense. You will go far but really, I don't think u shd reply every busy body. Dem no get work. I wish I cld be part of d project though

Someone7:
Your friend is rude, arrogant and entitled. He should be thankful he was even invited for an interview in THIS economy. He can't even write a formal note or communicate professionally. Which one is "I'm confused". All because of MSc in Health Economics.

Some of us went for MSc a top unis in the UK. The certificate is great and all but you still need the experience. When we came back I still came and did internships of N7,500, 15,000 and even 93k. I got enough experience to start earning even more. My last job was 450k and I've left for something much better.

Drop that pride and don't take every feedback as an "insult" or "spite". Too many people are begging to get "offended" these days. NO one wants such a toxic person in their company. The organization reserves the right to change the position you applied for. He didn't want it, he should have simply said no thanks and moved on.

Oga, you sound proud. Talk to urself first

May his soul find peace with God n May God give d family d fortitude to bear d loss

Ceenachi:
Last season... I won half a million...

This season.. I know I'm on track

No church or pastor will give me money

God works in mysterious ways

BTW... I do it for fun..

Shalom✌️

What did you do with d money?

Chidexter:
In life everything has it's risk and reward. Betting or Gambling as you put it is a high risk, high reward stuff if you treat it as such.

Gambling don save lives and wreck lives, same thing with starting any business, some get wrecked while others flourish.

Wetin I know be say anything wey you dey do treat it seriously and as a business so you have a greater chance of success.

As in take gambling serious? Kai, you're a gambling addict

KingZaddy:
...


The most brilliant men invented gambling...

Their goal is to make sure you never leave that spot with a penny...


Let me share with you a technique used in Las Vegas...

Las Vegas is known as the the city of casinos...

If you enter a casino in Vegas and start betting they would drain your wealth in few hours, if you are smart enough to start winning and let's say you win 10million dollars and you managed to discipline yourself and pull out (which is very difficult), they will make you an offer because they are smarter than you.
Seeing that you just won 10million dollars and want to run away, they will send one or two hot ladies to meet you outside who will congratulate you on the win and tell you of a bonus you are to enjoy for the win, you will be offered free services in one of their best hotels rooms for 24 hours and that service includes some of the hottest girls to bang, best food and luxury, then after 24 hours they will return and tell you you can still stay in the room while you get massive discount for another 24 hours... If you fall for this then you are finished... You will spend that 10 million there and leave empty handed...

They are smart and they employ the best manipulators in the world, their job is to make sure your pockets are empty as you leave...

Don't mind them....tell them. Let he who has ears hear

pepperdemzombie:
Idiot, come give us Imo killings statistics!
DJ skwitch ko, DJ socket ni.

Your name says it all. Zombie

Elidrisy20:
where's the Husband?

Jamb question. Ask Buhari

Kestolove:
one babymama gone, May we die not as a babymama but as a legally married woman.

You are senseless. No respect for d dead. Thrash thing like u

Lovethaa:
Thank you for understanding... I like her honesty but the secrets was just too much to handle ... but I'll handle it like a man... although I'm not sure we might get married

Thank God you won't marry her. You're not good for her. She's too good for you. Just leave road make better person come. Anuofia

Pls where's d job location cos I'm interested n have a great deal of experience here

LMS1:
To That Poccupine Called Zzor Your Comment Is Always Fratanising,
It Is A Pityable Dismal Pismal That At Your Age You Still Come Here Every Yelitude To Spew Bombaclatic Sarcasm.
Are You Not Firigeous Of Your Gender?
Do You Think We Will All Fold Our Arms And Read Your Crankiploids Without Making A Swift Move?
Who Do You Think You Are?
A Pastrine? A Quata Femine? A Tinubuist? Are You Even A Bombadier?...

Aswear That My English Go Pain Am Die!!
Lwkmd!

Pls sir, are you ok. What kind of grammar are you spewing?��

technicallyrich:
What most guys don't know is that their girlfriend is still with them because they have not found someone better than them.
Even if they see is that person Willing to take them seriously.
I Bleep different girls every week and most beg me to take them seriously,that they will gladly dump their boyfriend's for me.
Of cause why won't they,a cute,rich guy from the richest,bravest and strongest black tribe on Earth

Now imagine if I m interested.
Finally foreign use goods are always better than Nigerian use.these also include girls.
That Canadian baby mama is far more better,sweeter and even tighter with more home training than an average girl in these zoo.

Dude, I would beg that u mind your language because you're talking abt humans here not goods. Your mother n sisters happen to fall into this group you're analysing. And don't forget that because you're a fine or rich boy does not make you alpha or omega of d ladies. You are only jamming ladies with low self esteem. When you meet a woman of worth, you won't be able to bleep her as you claim. You won't even be able to express this ur stupidity out. Trust me you won't

Gd day sir. I have applied for d post of restaurant manager but my phone cld not upload my cv so I used camera instead. I do hope it's clear

Randy100:
How do you people survive with 40k salary? Better move to ota and go and hustle your ass out.

With 25k job in d Bush. �

Pls I beg you in God's name, don't be deceived. Continue with your teaching job n pray for better opportunities to come n it surely will. If your aunt had your best interest at heart, she will never ask you to do such a job considering how difficult times are now. If you even consider all d implications of d job, you will see that presently it has no future. Kindly decline n move on

Pls Is there accommodation. My sister wants to apply as a waitress

Mrshape:
I think my wife will be in best position they should see me as last option when every other on has been ticked.
That's the reason why I won't marry someone handicap in math.

Please let us know who will/is assist/assisting your kids in math?

Don't tell us you will employ math home teacher for them. Because the child will still need the parents help in one way or the other sometimes.

I actually help my kids with their math work n even other subjects too but by d time they got to jss3 it started getting a bit difficult for me. But now my bigger daughter helps her younger brother cos she's good in maths cos of d way I brought her up with it. Now they don't bother me again. And if I have another baby now, that one will be a mathematician cos 2 of them are very good in maths

From ROK advertisement, it's clear the least they pay is #100k. They are trying; the only thing that thrives in Nigeria is crime. [/q

This is a big lie. Basic is now #30k . Infact that's y I didn't accept d offer except they've reviewed to this amount you're saying

Chai...see this woman lying with both sides of her mouth. How can she even say such a thing. I went for this iroko interview and was called to resume with a #25000 basic salary. except you are able to earn commission on ur salary. Why then is she bragging. Things like this can only happen in Nigeria. God help us

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck


Niggarr!!



She dey ment!?


Any bitch go try that shit with me!?.


But truth be told that niggarr is a bitch ass, ain't no girls dragging real niggarrs like that.

Fvck!

That's properties worth close to $1500 been damaged.

but ain't no fvcking bitch trying that shit with me.

You dey see me steady light my kpoli gan, you dey fear! When the bitch no ment!?

Dey blow grammar

TransAtlanticEx:
The real question is,
Are financially stable men looking for you to marry or to sleep with?
Before you insult me or broke shame me,pleaseknow that I am very very comfortable and as such wouldn't look at a 30year old woman in Nigeria twice for marriage.
The earlier you all understand this the better for you.
Unless you are very lucky but no big man marries women that aren't in their youth no more.
I mean who get that time to dey jump from one fertility clinic to the other or seeing your old skin almost everyday in the name of marrying old woman and worse still upon all my money?
Never!!!Better marry that poor guy and brush him up with your funds,elsh e na 35 year spinster go clear you

I can't believe this. What kind of mentality do you have? 30yrs is old. I give up on you

ThePlainTruth:
@OP
Do not listen to all those telling masturbation is a sin they are all like the treachers of the law and pharisees that Jesus condemed. God created Adam and Eve naked it was sin that made them to feel unclothedness is a sin. The new testament was written 70 years after Jesus accended to heaven so we cannot validate all that is claimed that Jesus said.

If there was camera phones and youtube during the time of Jesus these teachers of today would not have had the chance to say masturbation is a sin.

I think you are d one that truly needs help

fdigital:
I remember during my uni days. I once sent a babe my last 4k so she
could fix her phone screen. I drank garri for the rest of that month.
hunger no gree me see wetin lecturer day write for board

Abeg. Don't come n kill me with laughter o

myBraine:
Sons and daughters of the elites. The children of rich Nigerians are humble and so down to earth.

We'll always remember you in our prayers not because of your family affluence but as a result of your father's legacy towards building a better country for we the citizens.

Your father is the pioneer of modern Nigeria. If not for the recent anarchy caused by the youths throughout the country, Nigeria should be competing with the likes of Dubai, Tokyo and Seoul by now.

Who is this crazy fellow

InvertedHammer:
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Buhari cannot read all that...too long.

That will take atleast 6 months of rehearsal.

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Yeah, they wrote what was easy enuf for him to read

But he would not be able to read this. Even if he tried, trust me u won't understand what he's reading

Slynation:
It very simple naw....the west should rally with the north and give them Biafra naw, it's not a rocket science

Which school did you graduate from. Any school that issues you a certificate shd be charged to court

[quote author=GeneralPula post=95261204]Yeeboz are the most stupid individuals in Nigeria.

Until the west start giving them some cold treatments, they’ll never know dia stand..[/quote
You're an idiot. Complete zombie. I have never seen or heard anyone as stupid as you. What a statement. If you think you're not stupid, come out n let's engage in a competition of brains, let me expose your stupidity to d world. Nonsense

TecM0:
Don't also be stupid bros

Nothing in my post stated Any tribe or ethnicity so where exactly did your biased mind find tribe to accuse it tribalism

Or do you have issues defining tribe and tribalism

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Nothing in your post was tribalistic but there was a tribalistic undertone anybody would understand. I hate tribalism to a core n while we're trying to overcome our differences I would appreciate it if you would look forward to fixing Nigeria than posting what is not relevant.
It's not compulsory you post you know

Neddstark:
She shouldn't cry. This is 100% well deserved. You said government bad abi. Well government has kept these evil vices under control since you were born. Now is the time to get exactly what you deserve for supporting stupid endsars movement. Your home is next, the hoodlums are coming.

Where did we get such people like you from. Are you not human. It's pple like you that become demons once in power. I pray God cleanses you d way He wants to cleanse Nigeria