Adeolakk:
Who has gotten a new card

pls have u started processing urs ? can i go to other GTB designated branch that aint my original branch?

GeniusDavid:

You forgot INDOMITABLES..

its there bro.these are my favrites.

shey batman, catwoman, green arrow( the arrow)
Manhattan Guardian katana, robinhood
Captain Boomerang, Ra's al Ghul
jetli, ipman, jackiechan, hitman, agent 47,
zoro, punisher, mocking bird,indomitables
captain america, iron man, nick fury, James bond
SHANG-CHI,even flash ...go fight d world war?
cant wait 2 watch my super heroes in reality/live/non-fiction world war !

Nateben:

well, i am "appointed" in u.

tsdarkside:

yea..operation #giveusbackourafricanwomen...................yea...

as in ehh...

What manner of man is Jesus? Jesus is precisely the
kind of man God expects all believers to be.
Jesus was a man under God’s authority. This placed
him: “far above all principality and power and might and
dominion.” (Ephesians 1:21-23). He exercised complete
authority in all areas of life. He healed the sick and
cleansed the lepers, exercising authority over sickness.
He stilled the storm and walked on water, exercising
authority over nature.
He cast out demons, exercising authority over the forces
of darkness. He forgave sins, exercising authority over
sin. He raised the dead and awarded eternal life,
exercising authority over life and death. He even
surrendered his own life and took it up again. He was
killed and nailed to the cross, but the third day he
resurrected bodily, never to die again.
Jesus cursed a fig tree and it dried up from the roots. He
multiplied loaves, feeding 5,000 men with only five
loaves of bread. He caused fishermen to catch more fish
than they could handle. He miraculously provided
money from the mouth of a fish.
Believers’ authority
Jesus is the King of kings. (Revelation 17:14). Believers
are the kings over whom, and with whom, he reigns.
When we follow him whole-heartedly, we become kings
and priests to God. (Revelation 1:6).
Moreover, Jesus is “the way, the truth and the
life.” (John 14:6). In him lies the pathway to the
dominion God always intended for us. In Jesus, we see
our destiny realized. Through his redemptive work,
Jesus fulfilled the hope of humanity by “bringing many
sons to glory.” (Hebrews 2:10). He blazed the trail for all
believers to follow.
By his incarnation as a mortal man, Jesus brought the
mighty powers of the kingdom of God into the realm of
men. When the people saw this: “they marvelled and
glorified God who had given such power to
men.” (Matthew 9:.
Indeed, the same power and authority manifest in Jesus
is now available to believers. Jesus says: “Truly, truly, I
say to you, whoever believes in me will also do the
works that I do; and greater works than these will he do,
because I am going to the Father.” (John 14:12).
Jesus gives the children of men the power to become
children of God. He gives this to all who receive him and
believe in his name. (John 1:12). Jesus then, is the
representative prototype of God’s new creation; making
him “the first-born among many brothers.” (Romans
8:29). What manner of man is Jesus? Jesus is precisely
the kind of man God expects all believers to be. “As
(Jesus) is, so also are we in this world.” (1 John 4:17).
Born to rule
Jesus is the messiah-king that God promised Israel in
ages past. He is the root and the offspring of David.
(Revelation 22:16). Matthew traces Jesus’ human
ancestry back to Abraham through David, whose
progeny God promised a throne to the ages of the ages.
But Jesus is a king with a difference. Kings do not
ascend to the throne at birth because a baby is too
young to rule. However, in the case of Jesus, he was
born king. (Matthew 2:2).
That distinction also applies to the believer. The believer
is born again king. John the Baptist observes that: “He
who comes from above is above all; he who is from the
earth is earthly and speaks from the earth. He who
comes from heaven is above all.” (John 3:31). The
believer is born of God from above; therefore, he is above
all.
Human beings were created to rule. We were born to
have dominion. We were born to be kings of the earth. At
the dawn of creation, God said: “Let us make man in our
own image, after our likeness: and let them have
dominion.” (Genesis 1:26).
However, sin turned man not only to a servant but even
to a slave. Today, the natural man remains earthy; under
the bondage of elemental spirits. The believer, on the
other hand, has full authority over them. Jesus says:
“Behold, I give you the authority to trample on serpents
and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and
nothing shall by any means hurt you.” (Luke 10:19).
This authority does not only apply to those in
deliverance ministries: it applies to all believers,
including new converts. Jesus says: “These signs will
follow those who believe: In my name they will cast out
demons; they will speak with new tongues; they will
take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it
will by no means hurt them.” (Mark 16:17-18).
Healing anointing
Jesus’ authority over sickness is so total, he never prays
for healing. Instead, he issues commands. In Luke 4:39,
he “rebukes” the fever in Peter’s mother-in-law. That
means he chastised the fever. He told the fever it was
out of line: it had no right to operate in the woman’s
body. The fever quickly obeyed and left.
Similarly, the believer has power and authority over
sicknesses and diseases: “When he had called his
twelve disciples to him, he gave them power over
unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all kinds of
sickness and all kinds of disease.” (Matthew 10:1).
Note that Jesus does not even talk in terms of believers
praying for healing. He says: “They will lay hands on the
sick and they will recover.” (Mark 16:18).
Thus, while we often find Jesus’ disciples praying, once
it came to healing, they did not pray: they only issued
commands. When Dorcas died, Peter turned to the body
and said: “Dorcas, get up.” Immediately, Dorcas came
back to life and sat up. (Acts 9:40). When he saw the
lame man at the Beautiful Gate, Peter simply said: “In
the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, rise up and walk.”
And immediately, he lifted the man up and he started to
walk.
Looking unto Jesus
Kenneth Hagin claims Jesus appeared to him in a
vision. But while he was talking to him, an evil spirit
appeared causing a racket; preventing him from hearing
what Jesus was saying. When Jesus took no action
against the demon, Hagin finally cried out: “You foul
spirit, get out of here in Jesus’ name!” Immediately, the
demon ran off.
Jesus insisted it was up to Hagin to do something about
the situation. He told him: “If you hadn’t done
something about that, I couldn’t have.”
In short, Jesus is our supreme terms of reference.
Therefore, every word we speak and every action we take
should derive from our authority in Christ. We should not
speak sickness but healing. We should not speak defeat
but victory. We should overcome every situation and
circumstance in the world by following Jesus’ example.
“Keep your eyes on Jesus, who both began and finished
the race we’re in. Study how he did it. Because he never
lost sight of where he was headed- that exhilarating
finish in and with God- he could put up with anything
along the way: cross, shame, whatever. And now he’s
there, in the place of honour, right alongside God. When
you find yourselves flagging in your faith, go over that
story again, item by item, that long litany of hostility he
plowed through. That will shoot adrenaline into your
souls.” (Hebrews 12:2-3).

By Femi Aribisala
Frm Vanguard

no...nothing since 10th oct

michaelbelgium:
Dr Emmanuel (head,HR) made it clear that the program would kick off on 1st of november.

thanks man..ok

happinesslove:

you ask irrelevant questions.

with all due respect, the other guy said they were told to resume november..
i wanted to know his source, whether thru sms, or mail or call.. as i havent receive any after interview.
this will enable me know my stand; if i'm selected or not..*no offence intended*

Nasa28:

yea. thats what we were told

pls hw did u get dis info? did they send text message to selected applicants?

gud one

vexicism activated!

pls, were interview numbers issued? i had some text loss..clarify text info pls.

damose12:
Got mine also but on 10th Oct....EE Engr

pls whats d full content of the message..i had some text loss.. "acknowledge receipt via......" text loss.. i need a full version..plss anyone

EEDC sent sms... anybody received an interview invite?

any news yet?

Same here..this thursday. how do they confirm their invitees?

me too..

ojoyentalk:
This soaps are available in DVDs. The Man can equally get them for the wife for her to watch them at her free time and not for the cable network to determine when she should watch.

i believe he shld simly quit subscription n let her watch unclear AIT n NTA

records from ur dreams baa?

i dont blame him one bit

see below

Abuja - A Pediatrician based in Abuja, Mr Chibuzor Eze
has threatened to divorce his wife of so many years for
her addiction to popular foreign soap operas, Telemundo
and Zeeworld.
``I will divorce my wife if she doesn’t stop with this
Zeeworld and Telemundo obsession,” Eze said on
Thursday in Abuja.
Eze, who works with one of the government hospitals in
Abuja, said he had informed his wife, Dorothy a week
ago that her obsession to the popular soaps was
interfering with her marital life.
``I told her last week that I was fed up with how her
obsession with these channels was making her to
neglect her duty as a wife and mother.
``Yet she keeps watching these shows when she’s
supposed to be partaking in more important things like
taking care of the children and cooking reasonable food
for us,” Eze said.
The pediatrician said he had to buy food from
restaurants four times last week, as his wife had either
forgotten to prepare food for the family or burnt the food
she was preparing because she was watching Zeeworld
and Telemundo.
``Tell me, is this not enough to sue for divorce.
``As a doctor, I have a very hectic job and should come
home to a tasty hot meal.
``I have purchased foods from restaurants four times in
the last week, because I came home to an empty pot or
burnt food and this is unacceptable.’’ he said.
According to him, this is after I talked and complained to
her about the effect Zee world and Telemundo are having
on her.
``On Tuesday, she forgot to pick our 10-year-old
daughter from school because she was watching her
shows.
``If these careless acts continue, I will be forced to leave
her, because I won’t appreciate coming home to a burnt
down house one day.’’
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/man-threatens-divorce-wife-addiction-telemundo-zeeworld/

LMAyedun post=/post/26820360:
Fuller replied: ‘It is best I got no learning; for many learned men be great fools.’
Words!!

Weird: u've learned wise words from an illiterate!!!.... weird again

There were indications from onset
1. U're an average white man gettin married to a young n black woman, u needed to dig deeper into her durin d courtship period
2 After sending £700 for Visa to which she said it was stolen, u were supposedly blinded by love dat u couldnt inquire n investigate, only to jump out n replenish it wit even extra cash...
3. U were fortunate enof to hear a tip of her lover in UK n u ignored it n jst believed her story jst-like-dat "dat it was in d past"? WHAT!, were u expectin an otherwise ansa? ...love is truely blind
4. No perfect courtship ends successfully in true marriage without brawls n challenges along d way..this exists to see differences, correct n tolerate each other for a perfect marriage.. buh according to u Mr. White, ur courtship was smooth all along... Huh?
U tink sey na dis world na Romeo n juliet?
5.. She was the 1st person to suggest marriage!..wit all d news n experiences u shld've gathered at ur age, dis is a sign of u bein used as a contract marriage or wateva scam it is
*wats wit d sayin dat experience goes wit age? not encompassin to all i guess*
*u shld've had an earlier marriage, wetin happen?
*Reasonin more wit ur heart rather dan ur head caused u all these, u also had a role to play old dude..*.... As dey say, shiit happens, get ova it..

chimex38: Deservemanyreaders@frontpage.com

Fixed.com

This is Funny.com

franclean flexy: Shout out to all the single Ladies who Thought
they would be married in 2013, you have 1
saturday left... Good luck!

lmao.lwkmd@lol.com

The rate of my pee has reduced inspite of my quantity of water taken!

smemud: 1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the
mid-night and ask you, are you
sleeping? Answer: no, I'm picking beans
to cook.
2. When its raining and someone
notices you going out, yet they ask; are
you going out in this rain? Answer: no,
in the next one....,Smellon!
3. You're making out with a girl, then
you start pulling her pants then she
asks; what are you trying to do?
Answer: i want to wash them for
you...,haha! can u imagine!
4. They see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet; did you just have a
bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet
bowl..,ehe nah
5.ur kissing her,N she asks,wat R u
doin,u replied,no jus rubbing off ur lip
glus...hahaha
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a
bunch of flowers, and you still ask him;
are those flowers? Answer :no baby,
they're carrots!
7. You're in the toilet and you locked
the door, someone knocks on the door
asking; is anyone there? Answer: No! it
is poo that locked the door.lol
8. You're in queue at the cinema to buy
tickets, a friend sees you and asks;
what are you doing here? Answer: i'm
here to pay my school fees!p Punk.
9. When people see you lying down
with
your eyes closed, they still ask; are you
sleeping? Answer:No, I'm practising to
die. hiss
10. You are cleaning ur room with a
brush and someone asks are u
sweeping?
Answer: No, am teaching the brush how
to dance. .
......Add Yours lets Go!!!

FIXED!

sunny t: Its a learnt activity

why peculiar to girls..?

kilimanjaro: Even now that I live in my house, them still no born me well make I shake my papa or hug am. I dey craze?
Na prostrate o.

lol...talkin about tradition ..