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Alaba or Ladipo bois go gv u Wetin u want. |
Omo see my ride. let me Google d price first. |
is dia Notin beta u can tink of dan dis? |
dridowu:get a healthy competitor, n leave govt outta dis. if Glo didn't com on board mtn for still de chop us mugu, abi I lie. its not a must to subscribe. |
The recruiter in question must be an APC member cus dats d kind of change they are clamouring for. |
APC cohorts |
Wait make I ask Google hw much u go drop sef |
I wanted to add to dis, but d way op is insulting pupils opinion discouraged me. |
I have a different view to this topic. u dont blame multi choice cus their Nigerian counterpart has failed to compete favourably wit these guys. no Nigeria network can provide d kind of services they r giving right nw. imagine AIT can't even show major Nigerian matches. so wat do u expect. circumstances has given them monopoly so they don't have choice dan to enjoy it. Mtn enjoyed it till Glo n co came. so don't blame them too much |
Them say, them say is getting too much |
Who is dia state governor. |
Fine boi no pimples. carry go bro till 2019 |
These guys are fraudulent in all ramification. |
To Bleep is very easy. Oya pikin don show, everybody on d run. Maka y |
Chigozie- God bless |
No video se. hw we wan take knw say na true. |
wait oo taboo Wetin hapin to ur front teeth kwan. abi na only me de notice. |
And na u be boss for 8yrs nw. hw com u wan use 8months stabilize power. All dis APC brain gays are becoming sumtin else. |
if Jonathan is deceiving us Wetin come be ur own inside. are we complaining, or u wan complain on our behalf. GEJ TILL 2019 JOOR |
practicing for maltina dance hall. |
RIP to d dead. but 1mil for bride price no way. gej till 2019 |
Not even expensive compared to anambra gals |
CHINATOWN M. Am present. all protocols observed |
the guy is in his 7th heaven |
Nigga kill them all |
dis op is clueless |
the name is issakaba cousin to bakassi |
@op hw much a plate? |
Let me give you this hot gist right from the pot..... You guys just need to read this..... It happened in calabar few weeks back. I heard it today in a BRT bus. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road. she was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again. Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The lights were switched off he felt. He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling. But the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and forcefull vomits him. He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for help. He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife was asleep aleady. He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his wife has turned into a snake.. The wife told him everything he did and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise, his wife tod him she was her mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on him with her mother. She so got angry. The man almost commited suicide. His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat. He couldn't talk.... . And the only problem now is **I don't just know how I will end this FAKE story...**** ...Happened in Calabar my foot..... Fake story joor... I'm sorry if I scared you. Anyway this is one way of saying *be careful* |
Am very sure dat guy is related to buhari. Afiicii.... .. progress. |