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Car TalkRe: Pls Who Knos Wre I Can Get International Drivers License tnks @Elshanautos by Chinatownm(m): 11:50am On Mar 14, 2015
Alaba or Ladipo bois go gv u Wetin u want.
Car TalkRe: Well Guarded Rolls-royce Phantom by Chinatownm(m): 11:46am On Mar 14, 2015
Omo see my ride. let me Google d price first.
Jokes EtcRe: 1. by Chinatownm(m): 11:17am On Mar 14, 2015
is dia Notin beta u can tink of dan dis?
PoliticsRe: Opinion: How Long Are We Going To Be Slaves To DSTV? - Etcetera by Chinatownm(m): 11:04am On Mar 14, 2015
dridowu:
Only if govt agency can really scrutinize this multinational companies but if not Nigerians must be ready to bear the consequence
get a healthy competitor, n leave govt outta dis. if Glo didn't com on board mtn for still de chop us mugu, abi I lie. its not a must to subscribe.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are You Kidding Me? Loose Your Braids Or Loose You Job? [photo] by Chinatownm(m): 10:48am On Mar 14, 2015
The recruiter in question must be an APC member cus dats d kind of change they are clamouring for.
PoliticsRe: OPC Sacks Fasehun, Appoints New Leader by Chinatownm(m): 10:38am On Mar 14, 2015
APC cohorts
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Pls I Need Your Help by Chinatownm(m): 10:30am On Mar 14, 2015
Wait make I ask Google
hw much u go drop sef
PoliticsRe: Why Are These Things Happening Now?...just Wondering by Chinatownm(m): 8:05am On Mar 14, 2015
I wanted to add to dis, but d way op is insulting pupils opinion discouraged me.
PoliticsRe: Opinion: How Long Are We Going To Be Slaves To DSTV? - Etcetera by Chinatownm(m): 7:54am On Mar 14, 2015
I have a different view to this topic. u dont blame multi choice cus their Nigerian counterpart has failed to compete favourably wit these guys. no Nigeria network can provide d kind of services they r giving right nw. imagine AIT can't even show major Nigerian matches. so wat do u expect. circumstances has given them monopoly so they don't have choice dan to enjoy it. Mtn enjoyed it till Glo n co came. so don't blame them too much
PoliticsRe: Picture: Jonathan Did Not Order Probe Of Opposition Leaders – EFCC by Chinatownm(m): 7:28am On Mar 14, 2015
Them say, them say is getting too much
EducationRe: A School Inside A Container In Port-harcourt by Chinatownm(m): 8:05am On Mar 13, 2015
Who is dia state governor.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Visits NSE, Launches X-gen by Chinatownm(m):
Fine boi no pimples. carry go bro till 2019
PoliticsRe: Why We Couldn’t Deploy Troops Against B’Haram -US by Chinatownm(m): 11:21pm On Mar 11, 2015
These guys are fraudulent in all ramification.
FamilyRe: A 2 Day Old Baby Abandoned By The Roadside Named After Okoya-Thomas by Chinatownm(m): 10:48pm On Mar 11, 2015
To Bleep is very easy. Oya pikin don show, everybody on d run. Maka y
CultureRe: Nigerian Native Names And Their Meanings by Chinatownm(m): 4:53pm On Mar 11, 2015
Chigozie- God bless
EducationRe: 3 Covenant University Students Expelled Over Live Sex, Unclad Video by Chinatownm(m): 11:06pm On Mar 10, 2015
No video se. hw we wan take knw say na true.
PoliticsRe: Mbeki, Muazu, IBB, Abdulsalam Abubakar Pose For The Camera (photo) by Chinatownm(m): 10:51pm On Mar 10, 2015
wait oo taboo Wetin hapin to ur front teeth kwan. abi na only me de notice.
PoliticsRe: I Can Provide Stable Power In Eight Months - Fashola by Chinatownm(m): 9:52pm On Mar 10, 2015
And na u be boss for 8yrs nw. hw com u wan use 8months stabilize power. All dis APC brain gays are becoming sumtin else.
PoliticsRe: Don’t Let Jonathan Deceive You Again – Buhari by Chinatownm(m): 9:49pm On Mar 10, 2015
if Jonathan is deceiving us Wetin come be ur own inside. are we complaining, or u wan complain on our behalf. GEJ TILL 2019 JOOR
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Shows His Shoki Dancing Skills In Toronto (Photos) by Chinatownm(m): 10:29pm On Mar 09, 2015
practicing for maltina dance hall.
CrimeRe: ‘My Wife Committed Suicide Because I Caught Her Cheating' - Suspect by Chinatownm(m): 10:27pm On Mar 09, 2015
RIP to d dead. but 1mil for bride price no way. gej till 2019
CultureRe: Traditional Rites To Follow In Acquiring A Bride In Mbaise. by Chinatownm(m): 4:20pm On Mar 05, 2015
Not even expensive compared to anambra gals
Nairaland GeneralRe: Top 100 List Of Cute And Funny Handles On Nairaland by Chinatownm(m): 9:23pm On Mar 04, 2015
CHINATOWN M. Am present. all protocols observed
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Explain What Really Happened In This Picture? by Chinatownm(m): 4:20pm On Mar 04, 2015
the guy is in his 7th heaven
PoliticsRe: NAF Alpha Jets Conducted Four Airstrikes Against Boko Haram in 24hrs by Chinatownm(m): 3:51pm On Mar 04, 2015
Nigga kill them all
EducationRe: 20 University Programs You Should Not Spend Money To Study In Nigeria by Chinatownm(m): 3:40pm On Mar 04, 2015
dis op is clueless
PetsRe: What Breed Is This Dog, Pls? by Chinatownm(m): 10:59am On Mar 04, 2015
the name is issakaba cousin to bakassi
FoodRe: Yoruba Man Killing Afang Soup In The Kitchen; All Thanks To Calabar Babes. by Chinatownm(m): 10:57am On Mar 04, 2015
@op hw much a plate?
Jokes EtcWonders Shall Neva End. by Chinatownm(op): 10:43am On Mar 04, 2015
Let me give you this hot gist right from the pot.....
You guys just need to read this.....
It happened in calabar few weeks back. I heard it
today
in a BRT bus. This world is becoming even more
scary
oh.
A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed
seductively by the road. she was just to sexy to be
overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned the
way
home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than
five
minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as
flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with
her,
her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he
was carried away with her moves and didn't really
give
his concern to it. The married man had sex with her
over and over again. Paid her more than what they
bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of
having
another round with her. He didn't find her on the
bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He
scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom.
He opened the door. His heart beat drummed
heavily
as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He
screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He
ran to
the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled
to
him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The
pythons got to him and jumps to strike him.
Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but
couldn't when he discovered it was just a
nightmare.
The room was dark. The lights were switched off he
felt. He felt something cold touching his body. He
searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder
with a
hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt
something trying to swallow his head. He touched it
and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow
him
up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his
chest
was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's
poisonous
saliva covered his face. He started struggling and
struggling. But the snake pinned him down. He tried
to
scream for help but couldn't because if he opens
his
mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and
he
will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his
leg,
used his hands but the snake was too strong. He
managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got
wounded and forcefull vomits him. He looked at the
snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it
was a
big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and
smashed
the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and
jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for
help.
He dashed out of the hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife
was
asleep aleady. He crawled into the bed beside his
wife
and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and
discovered his wife has turned into a snake.. The
wife
told him everything he did and how he stroke a
python
dead. Before he could apologise, his wife tod him
she
was her mother disguised in a different body. He
cheated on him with her mother. She so got angry.
The
man almost commited suicide. His wife told him to
return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the
house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and
rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the
hotel
room and found his wife, mother-inlaw, his sister,
his
mother in the room. They were all hissing like
snakes.
Immediately he realised they were all in the same
secret cult. They stood up and watch him without
saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the
throat.
He couldn't talk....
. And the only problem now is **I don't just know
how
I will end this FAKE story...****
...Happened in Calabar my foot..... Fake story joor...
I'm
sorry if I scared you.
Anyway this is one way of saying *be careful*
BusinessRe: Hilarious Photos Of What A Young Man Does For A Living(Very Funny Photos) by Chinatownm(m): 10:19am On Mar 04, 2015
Am very sure dat guy is related to buhari. Afiicii.... .. progress.

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