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you need to calm down and stop trying very hard. all these babes make dy looseguard u since, where do you usually meet them?

Ugaboy:
dat does nt mean we dont kpansh, but we kpansh responsibly

exactly bro, kpanshing dy compulsory na, it's just that we don't feel any connections, so we can't be hurt, I'm trying to have feelings sha, i want heartbreak, i wanna see how it feels

Ugaboy:
U r not, u r simply not interested

i don't really know, I get intimate with girls, but even after that, I don't feel anything. cos of this attitude, two gals have told me they wanna break up, the worst thing is that i still didn't feel any pain

Learnstuffs:
I have been struggling with some attitudes. I find out that I struggle to love or be in love. I might ask a girl out today. Chat and call her for few days and start losing interest. Mind you, its not because she is not reciprocating, it is just me. I once had a girlfriend who thought I was cheating or not serious with her just because I don't call always. I might be online but don't chat her up. Sometimes I will just be viewing status

When people leave, i don't miss them. I might just experience an emptiness for few days especially if you are close to me, and that's all.

this describes me, I think I'm incapable of feeling intimacy

i didn't take any pictures, and i was quiet to a fault... most of my class mates dont know me sef �

if i were the father, I wouldn't allow my daughter to marry you, it's not that I'm wicked

Ecbatana:
Now with my upside down position it was difficult for him to access what he wanted; he summoned courage and turned to face me. He put his arms around me and started speaking to me as if he was talking to a woman. He told me how he had been admiring me, how he had always wanted to be close to me, how cute he taught I was and all other balderdash that I can't even recall. I listened keenly saying nothing in return. When he taught I was into his speech, he started touching me just the way I would touch my girlfriend. At this juncture, I couldn't take it anymore.

**** I turned on him with a deadly elbow meeting him in the eye. I didn't let go; I mounted on him while he was still clutching his left eye and dazed him with a series of devastating blows, for a guy of his size I didn't want to take chances, I wanted to hurt him so badly before he regain composure. Did I succeed? YES.

He was screaming at the top of his voice but I didn't care, I was mad with fury and didn't even hear the several knocks on my door. The door was broken and my hostel mates rushed in and grabbed me away from him. They dragged me outside where lots of people had already gathered.

This experience nearly cost me my two years of hard work. He was admitted to the school clinic and it was weeks before he regained his sight. There was blood in his eyes for the remainder of the semester. We were summoned before the student's affairs where I gave them a honest account of all that happened.

In fact, it took the the intervention of some senior lecurers in my department to save me from being withdrawn. Fighting was actually a crime in my school back then be it within or without the school premises.

the beginning of this story nearly give me hypertension... I'm extremely homophobic �

ninety5:
Hi everyone, hope y'all safe. I am going to hit the road straight up.

My wife's sister, 24, visited us two days before the lockdown in Lagos and was hoping to travel in the next three days. Unfortunately for her, the lock down thwarted her plan.

Now, my wife, together with our 3 year old boy, always leaves the house during the day to go gossip with her friends, living only her sister and me at home.

The problem is, my wife's sister has been looking at me somehow, like she wants me to have sex with her. The other day she saw me and was smiling like I gifted her some money, like a fish. Yesterday, she wore a blouse that left her n.pples dangling back and forth as she walked around the house.

Guys please, I am in a dilemma. And, good god, the girl is finer and hotter than her sister, the gossip.

What do you want me to do?

No insult please.

i wouldn't advice anyone to cheat, but if you wanna cheat, please do it with someone else

poster just dy talk NONSENSE

first round is kinda preamble...na after first round d real nacking suppose start

try to get your man hard after he cums... he's definitely gonna last long....just try this, u urself go shock. and support him by moaning in this second round. it'll boost his confidence

PointZerom:
The moment you gave out the chicken it is no longer yours and the new owner (your neighbor) has every right to do whatever he wants with the chicken.


He may be a babalawo and has decided to sacrifice the animal to the gods.

this reply cracked me up.... e cure me from hangover make i get sef

trust me if it is scabies, Ivermectin is d solution

speaking from experience just buy like 500naira own and take three once every two days for two weeks. u cured

acenazt:
I can't remember all the details but my engineering roomies at ABU used one by Stroud its very good. Go to any confirmed book store and ask em for engineering math by Stroud

Is this book for 100 level

Nurrex:
Just get your secondary school textbooks for all those courses, as for library science, just search the course code on goodle, add like "Gst105 PDF" 100 Level courses are just like revision of ur secondary school knowledge with little difference

I think that can work...but about mathematics in particular, i'd love a recommendation, cos all these kind maths make i dy see now l, i neva see am bfor

I just got admitted to study biochemistry at NPA, I feel i haven't been reading the right books, and I out of laziness refused to buy books before resuming...so guys i need u to recommend books u know u read as a biochemist student in 100level, cos i have started counting it,11 weeks to exams...thanks for your help

I'd prefer if u giv em in line with the courses

NNAMDIII:
I'm also in Unn, polac no be school. why not try NDA?

I dont really fancy NDA, polac is just simple...i no wan fight war�

NNAMDIII:
Oboy i prefer Unn to polac, polac na school?

U no knw wetin u dy talk...i leave unn pharmacy, after two days of resuming cos of dis polac so

Raintaker:
lol it doesn't exist.
You can only go for pharmaceutical chemistry or something else, but not masters in pharmacy.

Thanks bro

Congrats to RC pioneers of NPA

Boss, are cadets paid allowance?

Did u end up going for the masters in pharmacy bro?

Still available in benin?

If you know you were shortlisted and from Benin, going for second batch screening....drop comment here lets link up

newjosboy:
My big qweschion is "when was it announced for interested candidates to apply?".

They never announce the vacancy, only to announce the shortlisted names. Nigeria maka why?!!!

Guy no talk wetin u nor know...i applied with my fone, it was announced even on nairaland

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No b d IGP fault...I've found my self in situations where I couldn't spell "when"...mostly exams

dunedamatrix:
Please can someone help me with 1k?

I'm a student, I'm hungry. I just wanna eat.

Thank you and may God bless you.

Uba. Ac no : 2016229958.

No food for lazy man

hisgrace090:
So they have vow that the woman will never rest in peace?

Even at death they still force her to pound yam, why?

I just tire o,in Africa,there is no rest. even after death u become ancestors

[quote author=OfficialDad post=67189101]Business man without number

SUPERPACK:
if your heart is truly broken you would have been dead by now.

U no go kill person with laff...
Make una take am (heartbreak) as idiom

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The topic suppose b
I will not disappoint Nigerians #AGAIN#

But not until he changes his name,nobody will vote him cos buhari means...failure,suffer,wahala,problem,and d rest

HARDDON:
A man can always trace his way back into the forest he has visited before!

He knows the look to give to wet them panties, where to touch, how to touch, what to say to melt to the ice and then, there is the little ish of Jrod missing Vclef most especially if they had hawt cUm1ng sessions! You stand no chance!
They can read your heart's heat just by a little look into your eyes.
Infact, the id1ats see you n4ked no matter the battalion of clothes you come robed in.

Sure, Exs' can really be best of Friends!


The only benefit is this:

They would be more expressive and tell you exactly what they hid from you while the heat was on. short comings etc and you can really have an h2h convo just that they end up with hawt romps!

From the Don himself...