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cao:
Baba come anonymous forum come dey ask unnecessary jamb question. If you wan talk celebration, you're already a day late.

Even God knows that from day 1 i hv always been a late comer.... Abeg upload the picture and stop avoiding the jamb question.. it is ya birthday

If it is the 1St one I think she will be seeing two different color of nairaland logo

I am sure it is the 3rd one

Guys don't worry we will help her out.... After all it is her special day so I have couple of pictures..... I just Google search cao and I have some of the picture but I don't no the real one please help me point out the real one guys

timidapsin:
I think we should respect her privacy though..
Just picture her as a pretty lady..

6000 yrs for u...... Abeg send diz did guy to d gallows

This cao is doing too much shakara....... How will someone celebrate birthday and we don't even know hw the person look like...... ...

Anyway please someone should dash me PS5 I want to play mario

God, I have suffered at the hand of CSS ........ I just don't know why it is very complicated ......... learning HTML was very easy feeling like a boss, unlike CSS ...... please any aspiring web developer in the house ....... lets link up jare and help each other out to grow......... i stay at lagos around unilag side.......... i need a learning buddy ......... me I want to make money sharp sharp jare

Mentor : see learn to program because you have passion for it...

Me : I want to learn to program because I want to make money to take care of ya father , ya mother, ya children, their generation, and even ya forefathers that are in their grave...

SegFault:
I learnt C within three weeks there is nothing hard there except for pointers and addressing, C is a language which can solve almost any algorithm out there whereas html can hardly solve any, html can only structure web content through browsers, c is also versatile anything you can think off was built with C, from compilers to OSes to VMs to Servers etc. C is a general programming language and the fastest language out there because its features don't rely on the machine.

hmmmmm i fear u abeg small small dey lie nw ..................

victoryofGOD:
Hey nairalanders, some few months ago I dabbled into programming and I picked up python-yeah good 'ol python- but now I'm just feeling discouraged and everyone around me is not helping at all. Recently I started learning HTML and CSS 'cos I thought there own path are definite. I really don't know what to do again: I've been doing this for a few months now and yet no profit outta it. Please help a fellow brother ��...you can contact me on Whatsapp via 08137082984 if you have any advice or help for and also link me up Sha.

OP make we link up ..... me I am stuck in that useless CSS .................. i stay at lagos maybe we can help each other out

Skye123:
Hi guys, I'm not really a first time programmer. I already learnt HTML and CSS. So, I'm trying to proceed in my learning but I found out there are so many branches of programming services like, software development, mobile game development, data management, artificial intelligence, deep learning, web design and development and so on. So, I'm kinda confused on which one to go for. Pls if you don't mind, can you take a brief moment out of your time and explain what they meant and the languages I need to learn for each case. Pls, help a confused aoul

OP abeg make we link up me I am stuck in that useless CSS ..... that stuff is just too hard ..........i stay at lagos ......... see I have what u need I have the roadmap with me .....we can help each other out to grow ........... the only problem is just light bt i know some library and places to hangout

Lordpeckxy:
I am a mobile developer, I develop for both Android and ios, I work with a software company, So far, I have made a little bit of millions from my end...am sort of living the company by the end of this year to create my own Company... Well Programming can be rewarding as long you know what you are doing and you know how to do it well... Seriously Just create an app service, or web service or any service, Then advertise your service,, when I mean Service I mean something like Facebook, Twitter, PayPal, Emilydates, Jumia, nairaland, reddict, Opay, something people can keep coming back to, do that and see your self become a millionaire...

Chairman abeg help my life ..... please come and teach me, I am stuck in that useless CSS .....that stuff is complicated I am staying in lagos, please chairman i am willing to learn in fact I will do anything I can wash house ,I can wash anything , I am a student of unilag .......in fact I am tire of that useless school ..........

OP abeg i just want to ask why is CSS were complicated

OP i am still learning HTML and CSS ..... I just want to ask, I am thinking they are saying one to build a website like jumia or those e-commerce sites with a user account, I don't know maybe that I what authentication means where the user can order stuff and also manage those stuff......... that git part I don't understand maybe to upload one's code there and host the website on Heroku , I think Heroku is like bluehost and godaddy hosting platform ........ please correct me if I am wrong coz I am still a learner

Idontknowyou:
I have been learning web development for 4 monthly now (self taught).. I have finished courses on HTML, CSS, BOOTSTRAP and JavaScript... But now I want to know what Backend and framework do I need to understand to program a website like Nairaland..

Please help me

Op abeg u use 4 month to learn all this language hmmmm CSS when kill me for here...... 5 month going..... Op whr u dey make we link up teach me shortcut jare

miniziter:
Like an IPad I mean.
Its obvious you're dump with this kind of response. If you have no meaningful contribution, keep your dirty mouth shut.

lol I pity ur father for even wasting his hard-earn money on a fool like u..... first of all just take a deep look at ur title.." I need a mini-laptop phone" even ur ancestors are laughing at u....... u still went ahead to quote me that u need " someone to recommend a phone for that can function like a computer and a phone at the same time" ohh my Lord!!! the devil is a liar....

Bring that Ya ram brain let me use HYPO to wash it erunko.....

AmadiAba:
I love this Family

yan yan yan yan yan ......mtchewwww....... don't go and love ur own family ... be saying rubbish online........ like say dem dey play u salary ODE!

laugh wan kill me for here..........

miniziter:
Please I need someone to recommend a phone for that can function like a computer and a phone at the same time.

what is diz 1 saying??

mezico96:
sharing experience on spiritual encounter

Hmmmmm very deep Wish I can relate

kabanayol9:
Your Father big GOAT, malowa o, every body for the country dey para, dey your dey, make i dey my dey.

I pity dat illiterate of a father and that dirty LovePeddler of a mother that gave birth to u.... abi u malowa

Goldenheart:
Dear Op...

OP no go school nw when na only copy and paste full e head

Abeg wetin dey happen for this trend

Stephenmoka4:
According to Wikipedia;

Homophobic rape, is a hate crime in
which one or more people are raped because of
their perceived sexual orientation or gender
identity. The common intended consequence of
the rape, as seen by the perpetrator, is to turn
the person heterosexual or to enforce conformity
with gender stereotypes.

As you can see, one or more; which means a perpetrator could see two lesbians and the feeling of two girls going waste, starts tormenting him. In that case he could perform corrective rape on both lesbian parties to install this atmosphere of boy is for girl, not girl for girl.
In places where guys are lacking girls to lay with and lesbians are common, it could cause frustrations on such guys having the mindset of " girl-hoarding among each other", they can't stand the sight of girls involving another girl relationship while they don't have any at the moment, they force their way to put them in a natural form of gender matching (i.e Male and female, not female and female).

Hmmmmm....... I thought I have seen it all

Sparknij:
Me sef dey wonder o

Many things dey happen for this country

kabanayol9:
I don't understand you, wetin concern brain with wetin we been dey discuss here?

You are a big GOAT for even quoting me and still saying you don't understand

sod09:
for your mind you funny abi

Chairman y the hate nw...... C as u just shatter my childhood dream....

theFilmtric:
Mo ti soro soke nau......
Okay am on the podium now o
With microphone

theFilmtricsay

Sixfeetbelle:
How can someone love their self so deep and so hard?

Hmmmmm u r still online that love must be very hard

Stephenmoka4:
Oh, it is called corrective rape. Guys that think girls are wasting it, may do it to try resetting them or as a threat to stop lesbian-ic acts/feelings for same gender

Hmmmmm Project paper done dey take shape..... can you elaborate more..... E b like too much sense dey worry u.....