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Nigerian Police Force will make sure he reaches prison first so that he'll be bailed

No be only 26 years old, if I hear say that bros na 26years old. Mtcheew!!!

oshe11:
Even if na 5k send her......


Stop wasting wishes



There was this girl I dated back then......

When we wanna make love, after romancing and all she'd say NO
As a Gentle guy na to pack face, next thing she'd turn to me and say I'm not romantic cos I should has insisted on making love(it apparently turns her own when she's been cajoled and slightly forced)

Tomorrow Now when one witch enter her head, she come out to say I raped her......

Them dey craze ni, I know 2 girls who enjoy been slightly spanked in the ass while having sex and another crazy 1 that never wants sex on the bed but rather on a table, window unit and irregular places.

May God save us from such ones that will want to turn truth to lies in future.

Dear NairaLanders I've been having issues signing into my olx account from around 12noon till now.

The annoying part is that each time I try opening olx it redirects me to jiji and I'm quite confused as I haven't seen any official news that says olx is now officially jiji.

A fellow NairaLander who knows better should please enlighten me and some of us olx users who may be experiencing same issues.

Thank you.

Same thing that happened to the super falcons against France, the penalty against us was replayed because of the FIFA new rules but after the penalty was scored, they never bothered to check if there was any fault whatsoever. SMH for FIFA

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Bros just thank God for His grace and mercy that helped set you free

This is great shame to Nigeria, a country that can afford to pay its civil servants 100k monthly but have left them begging for small 30k.

#shame

From the Mr. Gandollar stealing, the Gorilla learnt and evolved.

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Ijaya123:
Some people says the ecomomy is in shambles but no day goes by without recruitment adverts on front page on nairaland.

Just my observation.

Doesn't still mean the country is not drowning. Did you read yesterday's Punch newspaper about the lie of 12m jobs created by rice farmers in Nigeria and your hero (PMB)? If you want to really know check the link

https://punchng.com/nbs-data-show-were-making-progress-buhari/

Was it carved from wood or mud

aminulive:
@POLITICSNGR

A fruit seller has been nabbed using dirty drainage water to wash Sugar Cane that he plans to sell to unsuspecting members of the public.

PoliticsNGR got furnished with the video from an eyewitness online.

Watch the shocking Video HERE

https://politicsngr.com/fruit-seller-caught-using-gutter-water-wash-sugar-cane-photos/

Abeg show us a picture of him fetching the gutter water because the dirt's from the sugarcane can cause the water to become this dirty

fishmillan:
99% percent of wailers did not read the article just headline , then start vomiting hate .... The truth is Buhari is winning , you guys can try to regain power after 2023 we DONT care ,but next year we are celebrating our messiah Buhari.....Buhari 2019

chaii I'm sorry for you

a quick one.
Please what did you know about PMB before winning 2015 election?

contigiency:
For me, all these are no longer important. Its like trying hard to impress people who have obviously taken sides. There is nothing you will do that will make them to change their stands. because there are used to peddling falsehood. So convincing them to take the part of honour is always a herculean task.

Same as y'all did in 2015 without properly researching about PMB's military rule.

If y'all can't read at least listen to Fela's songs.

StOla:
For the benefit of the ignorant.

It shows Buhari with registration No. 002.

It shows his classmates, some who are notable Nigerians.

This has been available since 2015, but many still insist they must never be convinced because they prefer the alternative. They need a propaganda to peddle.

#SHAME
SO YOU GLADLY POSTED THIS WITHOUT ANY PERSONAL RESEARCH OF YOUR OWN

My first annoyance is to what kind of work both parents go to almost everyday of the week but yet can't afford #4,000 to open a case file to begin with.

Mace0lane:
. It is lie that will finish your entire Igbo tribe. Where did it say they save 10 billion in the article ?



Your Igbotic father is a bigger bastard I tell you for this lie you stated. Where in the article did it say only 10 billion was saved. Your shameless father no de shame to lie shamelessly daily.

What state are you from?

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Why the so much hate against the Igbos? I'm certain you don't even know if the people you're replying to are Igbos but yet you're displaying so much hate for a thread that says nothing about Igbos/Ipob. May the God you worship set you free

deomelo:
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Lagos state is about performance and progress, not ignorant rubbish you ipobs pedle.

Ambode is incompetent.

At the same point, his predecessor have commissioned power plants, waterworks, hospitals, housing estates, maternity centers, roads, bridges, including the best bridge in Nigeria, skills center, started Lagos metro all for less than half of Ambode's N1 teilliob6 budget.


It's all about performance, something many of you can not wrap your heads around.

Truly solutions to Nigeria's problems are education and enlightenment, our foundations here are completely ruined.

els0nm0rali:
Really? Point to my post that specifically brought tribalism to this tread.

I'm waiting...

Sorry I meant to reply to @els0nm0rali

EternalTruths:
Why do Yoruba people reason like this.?


SMH

People like you are the reasons why Nigeria is still suffering so much ethnic calamities. Why bring in tribalism into this now? It's really irritating having so called educated/enlightened Nigerian youths keep doing this

els0nm0rali:
You and I surely have different definitions for the word intelligent and I'm not sure you would recognize it even if it was smacking you right in the face.


Yeye. Intelligent my brown ass. You were appointed as the COORDINATING MINISTER OF THE ECONOMY of your country yet all you can give are lame excuses that the governors did this and did that.


Your government earned one of the largest revenue from oil since the amalgamation of this country in 1914 yet not only did you leave the treasury less than you met it, for the first time in Nigeria's history the Federal government had to borrow money to pay workers' salaries.

Not only that, just months after you left office Nigeria slid into a terrible recession.

All these and you still think your madam is intelligent?

Oh, she was hardworking alright. Working hard to ruin Nigeria for her imperialist masters.

I don't expect you to see it. You can only have a narrow and parochial world view. It's who you guys are and I've come to realize that.

I don't blame you really. Which kind of person will come and defend a grossly corrupt administration on a public forum if not an unintelligent being.


All you guys think about is tribe. That's why y'all are so notoriously clannish.


You can never condemn evil especially when it is found in your tribe or it concerns money.


You guys fly off the handle like possessed persons whenever fraud, graft, public corruption and crime are identified among your people.


I don't know what gives you that mentality that you lot are perfect? I am short of words really.


Go on treads that deal with drug smuggling and you'll see them saying stuff like, at least it's better than skull mining bla bla bla. Condemn evil, at least once in your life the. It won't kill you.


Obasanjo is an agbaya. He is one of those that ruined this country and I hope he pays dearly for that. Now, how many Igbo leaders can you say the same about?

Madam, abeg park well.

Sincerely guy you're the one full of tribalism. Reading the chats you're the one who literally brought in tribalism into the thread.

PMB will you keep quiet. For over 2 years you've done absolutely nothing about the herdsmen crisis and now you open your mouth to say you'll fish out the disgruntled politicians involved, are you not 1 of your them ni?

ManirBK:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/buhari-i-ll-clamp-down-on-politicians-sponsoring-violence-259752.html

I so pray your ill PMB wins oh come 2019. Na una his failed administration go tire

sleemomymy:
just wait and see. the result of 2019 general election will shock you. SAI BABA TILL 2023