₦airaland Forum

Tallesty1:
wengers fault

Shey una think say na only una sabi blame buhari for everything?

Nwodosis:
The enemies of Peace Mass will keep on circulating this for several times! The probability of Peace Mass being involved in an accident is higher than any other Mass Transit because it has the higher number of vehicles on the way! That's just the plain truth.

Bro!!! You think commuters care about this your warped statistics logic?

An event was reported as it occurred, instead of you to call peace mass to higher safety standards, you're talking about "enemies of peace mass"

God forbid, it turned out to be a fatal accident and your relative was involved, you'll also apply the same classroom probability... right?

Better behave o!!!

Now I see why a lady earlier said wizkid has low self esteem.

Why is he dressed in white like Drake and dancing like drake also (drake's moves in hotline bling... I think) in a video drake didn't show

Only him act wizkid and drake role. 2-in-1. Lol

AmuEwu:
Without looking at the website, just from the comment I knew it was quora.com .. Lo and behold I checked the website interface and its obviously quora

I don't know why but there's a way people comment on that site. Its very different.. Myself, my comments there looks like the one above

Because it is a site full of smarties. You always have to review all your answers very well before you post. There is is certain unwritten minimum intellectual standard every member subconsciously adheres to. I love quora!

AmuEwu:
Without looking at the website, just from the comment I knew it was quora.com .. Lo and behold I checked the website interface and its obviously quora

I don't know why but there's a way people comment on that site. Its very different.. Myself, my comments there looks like the one above

Because it is a site full of smarties. You always have to review all your answers very well before you post. There is is certain unwritten minimum intellectual standard every member subconsciously adheres to. I love quora!

Explorers:
Train stations in Japan actually hire staff whose sole job is to push commuters onto the trains and close the door afterwards.

Hahaha... this one burst my brain

joe4real12:
Am I going to fight with th car? Why use an "iron" car?

I tire oo... whoever needs iron car should just buy a tank

OP asked a simple question and none of the respondents so far has answered it correctly; as simple as it is.

Na so una take dey get 2'2 and lower (pun intended ).

I don't have a 2'2 or lower, so I don't have to answer.

segebase:
na dem

Lol... as much as I hate this ipob vs afonja tribal war on nairaland.

This made me laugh so hard.

Too much misuse of the word "analyst" these days.

ELPablochapo:
The bitter truth to you all is that there is no open jobs unless by God's factor or connection and the ratio is 3:3000000

Bros, change this mind set and see yourself land a job in no time

Baawaa:
Is by revolution, because some people must die for this nation to move forward

Will you gladly die for this nation to move forward?

Bros bros...

PunkyV:
Because it's easier to project a fake persona of awesomeness behind the keyboard. Plus people only post the good pics of themselves online. Out there in the real world there's no filter to hide all your physical & personality flaws, hence you get rejected much quicker. All your ugly is out in the open

10 over 10... your smart

All MMM haters won't be happy about this. Why can't you guys just be neutral even if you're not support of the scheme.

Stop wishing participants ill luck.

SuperSuave:
You're a F-O-O-L

profhezekiah:
The man was right U just picked on him for saying d what was on his mind, a lot of people r frustrated when dey can't get a job before dey r 30yrs n a useless age limit was added to jobs,it is terribly bad, a lot of people r frustrated even considering suicide,they av given up on Nigeria n life.

You see how you articulated your reservation about this issue? damned be anybody that insults you for expressing yourself this way.

I also have some reservations about recruitment process generally in Nigeria, but the way we say things sometimes matters a lot.

How can an adult just wish death on the families of people because of a policy? I know such curses hold no power, it's not like anybody is really gonna die by mere wishing them death, it only makes the person making such wish come across as uncouth.

(maybe) I stand with you guys on the this age barrier, but in the midst of it all, let us all comport ourselves and watch our utterances.

Regards.

@NaWetinDey: Apologies! No age barrier will stop you from getting the job that's meant to be yours. Remain strong!

NaWetinDey:
You are a waste and if you are in anyway involved in this conspiracy, prepare for your death.

If we liken the human brain to various liquids,

A normal brain should be like wine (get better and improve with time as it matures)

At 30+ and the way you behave (judging by your earlier comment), I think it's safe to conclude yours is like milk .

I'm sure you understand what I mean

AgreatMan:
Two hours is more than enough time for the guy, he is clearly not ready for the job.

But why the guy con yab everybody like that na? You can't just say rubbbish because afterall, you can apologize.

One day, somebody will go and slap Ambode and say "sorry o, your Excellency, I apologize!" What nonsense.

Even before they started negotiating time, the white guy was already being rude when he said "Can't you think of a topic for yourself? If not, writing will be a problem for you"

From that point, one can already tell that conversation won't end well.

the David guy is very calm and collected and I like his confidence while articulating potential issues.

Back to you, I'm not a writer but one thing I know is that 2 hours might seem like "more than enough time" on a normal day, but once expectation, pressure and the need to deliver quality work within that same timeline are added to the equation, 2 hours seems like 2 minutes.

Saw this earlier today, that guy needs to be checked.

NaWetinDey:
Death will visit the families of those responsible for this discriminatory age limit in military and paramilitary services in Nigeria before this month runs out.
So you are telling me that, if I've passed 30 yrs and have no job but I'm fit physically to serve my nation, I cannot be allowed in because I'm thirty? Why did the Nigerian law not stop above 50 Men (Muslims mostly) from marrying teenagers?

You will all die in your sins!

That's the more reason Nigeria needs to be torn apart. Godforsaken animals!

Obviously, your brain didn't age(mature) with your other body parts.

Your comment is quite strong and pathetic and doesn't reflect the minimum maturity required of a 30+ individual.

Bye.

Brings back memories of NYSC in Bayelsa.

Okundaye4:
OP, are you sure this is LAGOS or BENIN?

Don't mind the yeye op. This is definitely Benin. You sef na ovbiedo?

durentchigozie:
8. Animal Production
Ladies looking for free chicken and meat know where to go. The Agric guys! Though, the ladies dont date them openly. I haven't seen any lady saying "my boyfriend is in animal production department"

But after eating d free chicken u gave her. She be like
https://d236bkdxj385sg.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kiki.gif

LMAO... Too funny. Repping agric economics

joebases:
I have more than being comfortable at the moment but government and it's agencies should be true to their words and show a level of credibility

My brother, we all know and wish this was the case. But sadly, your statement only applies to a functioning Government and we all know the story with Nigeria. Let's all consider that unpaid SIWES allowance as charity.

Oga move on please... ours since 2013, we haven't been paid. It's not worth the energy used to type

Omo see roasting for the OP. Op Pele [size=8pt][/size]

ShinnBet:
Do the math.

One million tonnes is equivalent to 20million 50kg bags of rice.


How is that remotely possible in just one year from one isolated state?

My question was simple and about the fact sheet you presented yourself.

ShinnBet:
Bloody liars


The worlds leading rice producer is China with just an annual turnover of 144,000 tonnes


Why must these people always lie?

You didn't see the 1000 multiplier number on the top of te 3rd column?

JDelight:
It's age group celebration oh and that is my village Uzebbaiuleha Owan west Lga Edo. And those guys are twins Omo is a senior lecturer in Unilag y Odion I don't really no much about him now but they were once my teacher den in secondary school 2001. D age group celebration is not compulsory for everybody. That is for nw.

Omion meh... they've exposed us here. Can't stop laughing at the comments.

omenka:
They can't. Person debit their commonsense from birth come receive overdraft join at the age of one.

Dem no credit the account till 2015, and after jona lose election, dem suspend the account patapata!

LOL... when a Banker throws shade

Nice one