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phlixydav:
Guys, please I need your honest opinion. I've been invited for the NBC interview but I have a temp contract job dat I do, that comes up intermittently but pays better than d NBC training, although am currently free. Should I go for NBC, will I b able to combine it with the temp job, and does anyone have any ideas how their lectures are, will it b everyday and can I miss some classes? Thanks, any response will b highly appreciated.

Why are you being so short sighted about your temporary job paying better than NBC training?

Will the training last forever?

I want to assume that after the training at NBC, you'll become a full staff. Do you know how much value that will add to your CV and the kind of high pedestal it will set you on.

Better wise up and don't allow the little comforts of today make you miss the good things of tomorrow.

You'd have just cooked egusi soup when you got home to eat the fufu. At least you won't lose totally that way.

Lol

JOOHEL:
yh

It shld b 3 years ago. I wanted to buy phone @ computer village & I have 13k with me. As I was checking from one phone seller to another I hear one bro for my back saying "bros yeh, u wan buy phone?Come buy this express music phone na, very cheap & affordable with perfect functionality" Na so I carry my leg go meet d guy o.
I checked through d phone & it was working fine, I dialed some numbers & spoke with two to three people & it was awesome. I stylishly asked d guy what d fault of d phone is & he said no issues at all & that he needs money to buy another phone.
I priced d phone & he said 8k, I was like sho but as I sharp guy( I think I was ) I told him I can only pay 6.5k & at last he agreed. I remembered I have been scammed one time like that at oshodi where I bought a phone for 3.5k only for d guy to hand over a scrap to me & also called some guys to give me sweet slap to say d least so remembering that scenerio, I acted smartly this time(I think say I wise). I told d guy that I will hand over d cash to him after he hands over d phone to me on d bike & d bike will take off to avoid a recurrence of what I experienced at oshodi. He agreed & we called a random bike man.I climbed d bike, he gave me the phone & I gave him d money & zoom I instructed d bike man. After some distance, I looked back & I saw d guy smiling so I smiled back & also waved him with my 32 teeths widely opened.Immediately I got to d bus stop at Ikeja under bridge, I entered sango bus direct & I was happy I now have a gd phone for just 6.5k. All this while I did not check d phone I was holding not until I got to iyana ipaja where I feel it is safe to check d phone.
I press d end call button but no light showed up so I was thinking it must have been switched off by d guy. So as I pressed switched on button, I noticed one white object popping out & I was like what is this? I smelled it cos it stained my hand & I found out that it is fufu. I opened d phone & saw how fufu was packaged as phone for me. The man for my side just dey look me dey laugh. I no fit talk self, I just jejely put am for my pocket dey go house. Na so them take sell fufu for me for 6.5k

You'd have just cooked egusi soup when you got home to eat the fufu. At least you won't lose totally that way.

Lol

JOOHEL:
yh

It shld b 3 years ago. I wanted to buy phone @ computer village & I have 13k with me. As I was checking from one phone seller to another I hear one bro for my back saying "bros yeh, u wan buy phone?Come buy this express music phone na, very cheap & affordable with perfect functionality" Na so I carry my leg go meet d guy o.
I checked through d phone & it was working fine, I dialed some numbers & spoke with two to three people & it was awesome. I stylishly asked d guy what d fault of d phone is & he said no issues at all & that he needs money to buy another phone.
I priced d phone & he said 8k, I was like sho but as I sharp guy( I think I was ) I told him I can only pay 6.5k & at last he agreed. I remembered I have been scammed one time like that at oshodi where I bought a phone for 3.5k only for d guy to hand over a scrap to me & also called some guys to give me sweet slap to say d least so remembering that scenerio, I acted smartly this time(I think say I wise). I told d guy that I will hand over d cash to him after he hands over d phone to me on d bike & d bike will take off to avoid a recurrence of what I experienced at oshodi. He agreed & we called a random bike man.I climbed d bike, he gave me the phone & I gave him d money & zoom I instructed d bike man. After some distance, I looked back & I saw d guy smiling so I smiled back & also waved him with my 32 teeths widely opened.Immediately I got to d bus stop at Ikeja under bridge, I entered sango bus direct & I was happy I now have a gd phone for just 6.5k. All this while I did not check d phone I was holding not until I got to iyana ipaja where I feel it is safe to check d phone.
I press d end call button but no light showed up so I was thinking it must have been switched off by d guy. So as I pressed switched on button, I noticed one white object popping out & I was like what is this? I smelled it cos it stained my hand & I found out that it is fufu. I opened d phone & saw how fufu was packaged as phone for me. The man for my side just dey look me dey laugh. I no fit talk self, I just jejely put am for my pocket dey go house. Na so them take sell fufu for me for 6.5k

Flashh:
[color=#000033]How he rush to comment on pet related threads. [/color]
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Lol....

CaroLyner:
she must have jazzed those guys that paid the 5k

Just like she jazzed this white guy

rose54321:
hmmm

What's up? Any issue?

designVATExcel:
No problem, i assume you need the template to track the various stages of a project, is there any particular need you want the template to meet, or you just need a generic template designed.

Thanks for your response, I need the template to show items like planned work done, actual work done, issues/ over due task... mostly generic. I'd prefer something like the excel project management template (dashboard) from chandoo

Please send it to my email: ohikhena27@gmail.com

I really appreciate. Regards

Thanks for your kind gesture... can you send me a good project management template?

I started working in a company about 3 months ago and it's really been challenging and frustrating having zero experience and background in my current field.

Sometimes, I feel really bad because I feel I should know more than I currently do about the job. I put a lot of effort into learning new things but i don't think I am where I want to be in 3 months on my "growth curve"

How long did it take you to get a firm understanding as a fresh hire with no experience or background related to your job?

Anyone

Hello all,

Is there anyone here vast in the use of Microsoft Power BI who will be kind enough to teach me? It's really important.

Thanks.

That young man is surfing... nice.
Always thought it's an "oyibo" thing.

Bro, I really must commend you. You're telling a very nice story about your island through pictures. The pictures are very nice and as someone already suggested, you should consider photography.

God bless.

EmeraldKemi:
Saro Group with locations in Lagos, Ibadan and Ilesa seeks to recruit interns into the company.
We want people that we can train for a while and they then have a better advantage after they are done with school to join the company full time.
The following people are eligible to apply
1. OND students that are trying to do their mandatory Industrial Attache
2. BSC students that are on their long vacation
Location of work: Lagos, Ibadan and Ilesa.
Please note that residents of the locations outside Lagos will have an added advantage.
If you know you fit into the 2 categories above, Kindly send your CV to the email below using IT and Location as the subject of the mail. e.g. IT - Ibadan, IT- Lagos, IT - Ilesa. (vacancy@saroafrica.com.ng).

Thanks for the info. Is this also open to residents of Benin city?

anochuks08:
I wonder how the banking sector operates and common sense doesn't prevail there I see. If I were to head the banking sector, all these scams will be minimized or drastically reduced.
Sometimes I ask why someone will run to the bank that he was defrauded or a similar case like the one above and the bank will do absolutely nothing about it. Why not transfer or reverse the funds back to its source? if the funds have been withdrawn, why not place a lien on the account and reverse when the account recieves a deposit?

You're obviously not a Banker

So that the opening is not too wide for your mouth and you won't have to mess your nose up with the orange. You'll better understand the logic with bigger oranges.

SmartMugu:
This must be for small time criminals. Currect hardened criminals can tear this down with a couple of punches.

Satellite prisons are actually for inmates of good behaviour who will soon be pardoned. They are usually transferred there from other prisons of higher level towards the end of their jail term.

They allow them go out during the day and they return later in the evening.

Hello everyone,

I'm in need of a shared apartment with employed bachelors in lagos (Surulere or Yaba; akoka environs).

2 or 3 bedroom flat with personal toilet and bathroom more preferable.

Contact me on this thread or via pm if any is available.

Thanks.

anonimi:
You have decoded the fine bara beggar man finish
Just check his profile and threads/posts.

Don't mind the guy... I already knew he wasn't genuine from his first 2 responses.

OP... Person when teach you this online begging work nor teach you well.

All your responses to people's advise so far shows your desperate attempt to get them to help you financially.

If you need help, ask for it directly and let the mods deliberate whether or not the forum will help you. Don't come here and be forming Christian while rebuffing all advises given to you.

Caseless:
Dem don use madam win election!

I was waiting for this sort of comment... lol.

Ritual things

Man... you really broke this down. great job

wasak:
Adonis3 I quite agree with the picture u put up there. Even though I'd have preferred lil kesh wan, I never voted, I'm sure many gys didn't vote either.
But girls, I cld remember during SUG elections in our school, thr was a time ds very handsome guy contested for financial secretary, he beat d other contestants hands down simply cos almost every girl in school voted for him.

Uniben?

Uniqueness01:
Wow! She is preggy

My owan sister

I'll advise he writes jamb and apply to a regular university... Just to be safe. He's still in control of that for now

....and I have Financial Statement Analysis exam in 1 hour. What a coincidence

They've still not completed that sterling call recruitment?
It's taken too long.

The mushroom picture was my best. Very beautiful

I agree with the op... Ppl still get good jobs without connection. I'm a testimony myself.

let's give all the glory to God.

Something tells me this man has political ambitions he's yet to disclose.

That's the goal I guess.... No brother for jungle