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dcaliph:
please what is the right thing to say?

The right thing to say is the alphabet O... Not zero.
Like O-8-O and not 0-8-0.

mykerg:
Mine was at silverbirds Rythm 93.7..Everthing went on well till I was asked for my number and as I started with zero,I saw a certain change on my interviewers face and I knew that was it .I blew it..I was told I would be called back but never heared from them till date..

Too bad... One thing I learnt from 100 level GST (use of English) is that you don't pronounce the '0' in phone numbers as zero. Instead, you pronounce it as the alphabet O. I guess that really matters to them since it's a radio firm.

But I swear, na zero dey quick enter person mouth... ... Zero 8 zero

Femistico:
Is the op saying the truth or maybe he's probably lieing, how can u search for a job in a company on Saturday and Sundays..does dat make sense..its fabricated menh

buh if its true u got a crious problem nt even prob buh war battling with u..am very sorry ooo jes go and meet Tb Joshua

You don't know the meaning of "average". .. Abi?

Mehn... I feel depressed after going through this thread. GOD help all of us.

I'm about doing it now.

kazmanbanjoko:
Wicked people.

This photo cracked me up.

This is why Nigeria will never develop, just when we were beginning to think APC is the change we need, These bad eggs from PDP are decamping to APC to pollute it again. APC doesn't need these idiots, so I don't see why they should accept them.

Anyway, when we start noticing anything fishy from APC's camp, I'm sure we will vote in KOWA or APGA till we get the right party with a clear vision as to what they want to do for Nigerians and not just increasing their numbers with dirty corrupt politicians.

Despise the free lunch (you shouldn't have accepted the free ride) and Never outshine the master (since you did accept the free ride, you should have carried the bag as a way of paying for the free ride).

Shame on all those who played a part in the disappearance of his certificate.
If God be for you, no one can be against you.

ozoigbondu:
Excuses.....they are already changing[/b]their statements even before coming to power.....just watching this change govt that will be excuse oriented.......[b].Where is my popcorn this govt of excuses will be fun to bash in the next four years

I watched the interview. He really didn't say he'll tackle the insurgency in 2 months. He said he will try to reconcile the differences between North and the South in 2 months because they know how it all started, so, they know how to tackle it by involving everyone.

Did you guys read it to the end? This Man here might be innocent. Further investigations should be made to ascertain his claim before condemning him for a crime he might not have been involved in.

So far in Bayelsa, we've been paid only 4,500 for the first training. I hope they pay us all the allowances in full.

Fake prophets.. Most of them predicted Goodluck was gonna win.

austinoeze:
I see APC mourning their presidential candidate

I also had this premonition today. But I hope and pray it doesn't happen.

Cool.

laplace12:
Did you contact their parents and Guardians before handing them guns?

They are adults
But this move is crazy and funny.

Mmadukaku:
Don't you think he is already made but with a misplaced priority?
Where I come from, guys own landed properties, biz empires yet they still go low with their choice of cars.

This is one of the things I don't like hearing, everybody can't spend their money the same way (invest and own landed properties). Everybody is different and as such, should spend their money whatever way it pleases them whether other people think it wise or not.

As for your sister rejecting his proposal, that's cool and I understand because she has her own standards and taste. But you people should let that guy be, if he's happy spending his money the way he is, he should carry on.

Where's the billionaire lady in the picture
All I see is a chocolate colored lambo.

The third photo though . Na pepper dem dey put for e penis?

Please come, in one month, you'll have 1001 reasons to go back.

A pidgin proverb:
Pickin wen dem back cross stream say e match fish, wetin who back am go kon talk?

Good move by Google but a full OS flash of the phone will by pass this security feature.

Wizkid looks like a native doctor

kes11:
lol. Frank you still bear that name... Temmy I feel quite honoured being mentioned in your story. It's really motivating. I just want to correct something you said about forgetting girls if you want to graduate with flying colours. Every human being is different in his or her own way. The key to academic excellence is to understand yourself. That is to say know what works for you. I knew my flaws. I find it difficult to read even till date. Honestly speaking, I can't read for more than two hours but I knew that I easily learn when am been taught. so I stuck to attending classes. Some of my colleagues found out that reading on their own was best for them and it worked for them. But I strongly advise to attend classes. its really advantageous. You don't need to avoid girls if you want to achieve academic excellence. I had a girlfriend myself. You should just learn how to balance everything

Ma nigga, you don turn celeb here. For your mind.

Neyova:
In an interview with olisa, tiwa claimed she earns 10million per show

Maybe she meant 10 million Sierra leonean leones.
Convert it to naira and you'll see she might be telling the truth.

To save you the stress, it's 453,475 naira.

Engrtemmy:
I can never forget the first question I asked Nonso, "Guy, how una tey dey do am?" "Na the same thing we dey read na"

Nonso replied, "Bros na God o". I wasn't satisfied with the response so I probed harder.

Nonso told me about a particular course whereby he answered just four questions out of 5. He had an A. I answered all the five questions correctly and I had a B.

That was my first lesson.

It is not just enough to read, it's more important to read the right things and it's not just enough to answer all questions in the exam hall, it's more important to answer the ones you do perfectly well

Secondly, I noticed Nonso had no girlfriend. That was my second lesson.

Whether you'll like to hear this or not, to come out in flying colours in school, you need to forget about girls and vice-versa

Thirdly, I discovered Nonso read a whole lot. I felt I read in my 400L only for Nonso to tell me how hard he read. That was my third lesson

There's no short cut to success. That dude who always has the best result in class does no magic. He simply reads and spends lots of hours burning midnight candles[

Armed with those three lessons, I was on a mission to ensure I graduate with a 2.1 only for me to bump into a discussion where some guys were talking about scholarships for masters.

According to them, It's much more easier getting those scholarship when one graduates with a CGPA of 4.0 and above.

I went home and like fans of the super eagles, I started punching my calculator. I wanted to see if it was mathematically possible for me to still make a 4.0. After my calculations, I discovered I needed a 4.67 in my final year to make it.

At first, it looked quite impossible. Afterall, I had only managed to make a 2.1 once which was even low. How on earth do I intend having a GPA of 4.67?

I vowed to try everything within my might to make it against all odds.

Nonso the legend. Nonso was my bunk mate in hall 4 while we were in finals. Nonso Ebo**, the guy was good.

BabaAlabi:
Congrats on your newly acquired cash. I hope you use it wisely. But before you spend the money, remember that in politics Nothing goes for nothing. The great Chief has given you #400 and he is going to gain that money back 100 million times.
When there's no light in the district, remember your #400. When friends,family and strangers die because of bad roads and inadequate health care, remember the #400. When corruption has eaten so deep that there's nothing left and the senators you elected to represent you become suddenly deaf to your cries, remember the #400. When your children ask you why Nigeria is so bleeped up and why nothing is functional, remember the #400.
As I wrote before, congrats and enjoy your #400.

Collecting the money is one thing, allowing the meagre sum or any amount at all influence his vote is another thing. It is when he allows the latter that there is a problem. This is a very common characteristics of Nigerian students; they hail all "big men" and politicians that come to their school whether good or bad so as to get something from them. If you schooled in Nigeria, you'd have come across this practice a lot of times.
so, make una free the OP. We've all been there.

...and as for you OP, if you like, vote for the man because of 400 and when all the things the person I quoted starts manifesting, know you brought it upon yourself...

In summary, my point is: if any politician dishes money around, collect it whether he's APC, PDP, or what have you, but vote wisely, don't sell your birth right and that of your generations unborn for peanuts.

Take Jesse Jagz and Davido off the list. Then move lynxx and Tonto dikeh upward.

i pray he survives and wish all other injured persons quick recovery.

After seeing this same rubbish on contless threads, I just feel like imitating Gov. Oshiomhole and say: GO AND........
You know the rest

mutter:
How I wish I could be a kid again
You would need to spend the whole night and more turning back the hands of time.

He has no right to flog them because they are not his kid`s. The kid`s are not under his care. He is not related to them in any way.

No matter what they did there is no justification.

This jungle justice approach is barbaric.

So, flogging a child is jungle justice? Hmmm
All this una oyibo mentality don too much.

McLuhan:
Is this some kind of ethnic posturing or what? Who conducted this research? I hate it when people try to score cheap political points by bandying statistics and supremacist rhetoric. If Hausa is the most widely spoken native language in Nigeria, what am I expected to do? Abandon my mother tongue and learn Hausa? Or can we compare Hausa and Yoruba to English in terms of linguistic development, universal acceptability, versatility and sheer utility? Those who blow the trumpet of these so-called majority langauages should know that in the global setting these Nigerian languages are practically inconsequential. Whether Fulfulde or Annang or Igbo or whatever, they are all peripheral to English, French, Spanish, etc.

Bro, calm down. I see no political inclination in this post. I think it's informative, simple. That is if the OP is correct as some other peeps here have disputed the accuracy of the stats the OP provided. Other than that, I see nothing wrong in this post. Just calm down and learn.