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decode55:

mehn... this got me laughing real hard

decode55:

mehn... this got me laughing real hard

op dull sha.

so you had a discussion with just one person from an ad firm (out of the hundreds or thousands we have) and made your conclusion based on that? OLODO!!!

also, nairaland has far more traffic than LIB and i can swear that anyone who visits LIB visits nairaland many times more, so the logic that LIB has more financially buoyant readers doesn't really hold true.

let's forget the teenagers and youths that have an account on nairaland and post and comment silly things, there are some "underground" men of calibre that visits nairaland with or without an account.

that said, i think you're very gullible because from the beginning, you said you were of the opinion that nairaland makes more money. so tomorrow when you have this same discussion with someone who patronizes nairaland, your opinion will automatically change again?

to the moderators, This post on front page is bad for business, very vey bad!!! are you guys working for seun or against him? (una just do free advert for LIB so) you'd be surprised the nagative impact this could have on the forum. see people already complaining about the layout of nairaland . i know it's not the best but it's very effective.

whatlyf: If LASG or FG wants to "aSsist", they should travel to the countries and not import the ebola victims to Nigeria.

but nobody said we are "importing" ebola victims to Nigeria. West African nations wants to learn how to control and contain the disease from us by the health workers and health authorities coming here to learn, then go back and implement it. Simple.

it,s not a bad thing, it's a compliment to us.

NifemiOlu: Wondering why some peeps are having issues with Windows 8, for me, it's super great...super cool. As for this Windows 9, all I can see is a combination of Windows 7+8.1. Is Microsoft trying to dull us?

Thanks bro. I've used both win 7 and 8. And i swear, windows 8 is superb. I don't know why people always complain about it.

PapaNnamdi: my windows 8 still givin me problems,



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jesus is lord,

I think windows 8 is amazing. I've never had any problems with it.

mirajune: Because the first son is like the 'better' side of their husband that has changed since they got married. (Just kidding). Let me ask my mum why she prefer and always support my senior bro. Be right back......

Lol... We are waiting for you .

Maybe I'm not right about this, but it's my observation from some families I've met and mine too.

I come from a family with six kids, I'm the 2nd son and I have an elder brother. My mom is very nice and she loves all of us very much. Still, i always feel she has a stronger bond with my elder brother. Whenever the family is talking and she's asked "mom, which of your kids do you like most? " even before she answers, everyone will shout "Sam" (that's my elder brothers name) but she will always reply "I love you all equally" and yes, she loves us, cares for us and sacrifices a lot for us.

Another scenario is that of my cousin, she has 4 kids, I've stayed with them, and i still noticed this same thing, she loves all her kids but she's much more closer to the first son (first child).

Some people say it's because it's women's first experience of childbirth. Others say moms shower the first son with so much love so that he too can extend the same loving hand to his younger siblings.

I don't know if this also happens in the case where the first child is a girl.

Share your story, have you noticed this same phenomenon in your family or elsewhere? If yes, what are your thoughts about it?

Opportunity for tecno haters to say the phone is a flop

0rlando0woh: You should be ashamed of being overpopulated.

Why should he be ashamed? Is China ashamed of their population.
I bet your family even contributes more to Nigeria's over population than his.

PapiWata: The man at least died as hero among lovers of dog meat, known in his neck of the woods as "Ebuwa" meat. Matter of fact it would not be surprising at all if the victim of this dhoggie dinner comes to be remembered with reverence and fondness, as a veritable patron saint of dog meat eaters in Calabar, Nigeria and beyond.

This die-hard lover of dog meat did not let his enthusiasm to score a free meal of his favorite dish be dampened by the high risk of poisoning with the same powerful insecticide used to kill the dog he elected eat as "punishment" for bad behavior.

Well, all told, it is indeed a dog-eat-dog world out there, though I am, well, dogged and hounded by the troubling thought that the consuming love for one's favorite dish can in fact be a far GREATER motivating force for some special people, than the very will to live, whereby hard-core connoisseurs of filet-dogghie would willingly consume dog stew made from a poisoned animal, as a means of demonstrating their single-minded dedication to a cause.

Now that, ladies and mentalmen, is an illustration of true loyalty and faithfulness to a Higher Calling, literally to one's last breath.

Long live the Late Eater of Dog, for he is now at the right hand of God, devouring yet more dog stew from a golden, diamond-studded chalice, up beyond the sky.

You well so?

2oby: a friend of mine who is a geographer told me something sometimes ago. She told me rain doesn't fall wen d rainbow appears. She said d construction companies have machine dat projects artificial rainbow to stop d rain wc most time obstruct quality result.

Lol, your friend just deceive you with oyibo grammar

What she really means is that the companies have native doctors (machines /mercenaries) that perform some juju and incantations (project artificial rainbow)

This one black? Lol.

It now seems like a zombie apocalypse over there

This is one of the reasons I advise people not to use any other name apart from their real name and picture on Facebook (because that's one of the easiest way for people to contact you in a situation like this) . If any of these guys happen to be using those stupid names like "young money Friday, cash money Sunday, Doro-ekomobong" etc all in the name of SWAG, they would definitely miss out on the obtaining their discharge certificate with ease.
Good one OP. Well done.

mencade5: from mobilozation to camping to deployment to ppa. Everything inside nysc are complete corruption. Even the corpers too are corrupt.

#nysc the bedrock of nigeria corruption since 1976.

Na we say make you nor graduate?

holyboss: None of my business





I just love to bookspace :p:p:p

That's why Na so so space full your skull. Ewu

He indeed studied marketing and he's put it to good use. A good market sells itself. That's what the guy just did. I'm proud and happy for him. All the best bro.

Mehn.. I watched this movie in the cinema yesterday. The experience was awesome. Simply put: the movie make sense dieee... Chaii

Ceasar1: I'd rather come as a Bird than Human.
Too much Evil in this world.

Then my catapult will be ready for you

Very true. Very little attention is paid to education in Nigeria.

Eldavido1: If #1 fit buy u bread in 1980, u go nid #165 to buy the same bread today cause of inflation.

So also if you earned 1 naira then, you will earn 165 naira now. Except the economy has gone really bad in all that time like in the case of Nigeria. But ordinarily, the exchange rate between two currencies does not really matter. What matters is the strength and wealth distribution of such nation.

Orunto: This one you talk surprise me. Are saying that the Police are just trying their usual trivial-tricky game on us all? The Igbos don't want to be Deputy Governor of Lagos again? Or is it Emir of Sokoto that the Igbos now want?

Bro, what has this post got to do with the igbos or any tribe?

oluseyiforjesus: On a serious note;ds girl is nt beautiful only privileged to hv a good skin joor

Photoshop and bleaching still join sef

AXYZ: Great!

Bros unplug your phone Na. You wan burst the battery? lol

Black iPhone 5c for sale (64gb), still under warranty.

dondo83: That is why we "proof read" auto correct or not, we shouldn't be lazy..... Read your write ups before clicking SUBMIT

Yes, you're right. It's easier said than done. You proof read your project work and assignment in school and work related articles and documents. But really, cut people some slack on social media. We all know this is a common mistake which anyone can make, so why are some people still particular about it? Nor be Government work my brother.

Faun: Welcome to South Africa, the land of conquered niggers.

It's South Korea. Not South Africa

I don't believe it.
I have different handwriting and none of them look anything close to one another and I am consistent in using anyone I choose.
Does that now mean I have multiple personality disorder?

okparaugo: Dense meaning olodo !

WTF ?

Shut up. I know the meaning of dense. Did you see the post that guy replied? No! The guy he replied wrote "... Dense days" and he most likely meant dese (these).
So carry your wahala go another place. Idiot.