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mcdreeezy: he dozn't like marriage

How do you know you don't like it when you haven't even tried it?

And this is posted under 'Education'??!?!?!

Nigeria is completely finished! I give up!

Seun Osewa.......call your moderators to order ang get this crap out of front page!!!!!

What is rule number 3 supposed to do then??

[quote author=god_of_music]I just did a flashback on my secondary school days when i was a senior with an official post. I was the 'Cultural and Game prefect' then. . .
It was fun being a senior mheen!
And i was a really cunny and controversial one.

My punishments at times were irrelevant but the juniors couldn't do anything about it

These are some of them:
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I flogged a junior because he looked at me two times: The kid was just passing by and 'naturally' he just looked at the direction i was sitting, and then looked again. I called him and asked him why he was looking at me with bad eyes? And he was like: No o! Senior i'm not looking at you like that oo
I asked him to go buy a cain in the school shop for me. . He came back with the cain and i asked him to put his hands on the wall, he did...then i trashed him 7 times
The guy cried to the class

I punished a student because he was taller than me: I entered into the JSS3 class and i noticed this boy who was way taller than me, i thought it was an insult so i asked him to come out of the class. He came out, and i slapped him before i trashed him mercileslly

I punished a student because he was wearing the same shoes like mine: This one pissed me off! The guy was just in JSS1 and he wore the same shoe with me! I ceased the shoes and asked him to pick all the stones in a particular area under the hot sun

I punished a female student cause her voice was finer than mine: In the school choir, i was the director and she was just a member. She was in SS1 tho. . . She was given the solo in a song we were to present in the state capital, and i was actually given that role but her voice was just so fine
Since that day i ask her to stand ontop her locker whenever i'm in the class.

More coming. . . .

Say yours!!



#TeamGOM[/quote]Absolute bullcrap of the highest order

It's because of people like you that our schools are breeding armed robbers and ALUU experts who lack basic human empathy!!!!

Is this what you were sent to school to do? Senior my effing foot. And to have the effrontery to brag about it when you should be covering your head in shame.

I don't blame you I blame your lack of upbringing and the one who brought this to front page.

What a mess of an institution!!!!

I d love to give them a makeover........

The most pertinent question here is how did she achieve such a feat?
She's been in Nigeria all along doubt it was naturalization?? , marriage to a citizen ??

What went wrong with his first marriage..........not that it's any of my business sha

IYA NGBALI: looking at her face that girl can never be faithful
to her husband and Paul is always on the move,i pity him,he might end up
being a shareholder in his own company........LOLA IS A GOLD
DIGGER.

You know all this from looking at the face of someone you never met........and shall never meet

ASUU pls hurry up and resove matters

The arrival hall is a mess from beginning to end.

I arrive in my own country and I am gripped by apprehension as I tighten my grip on my belongings
I watch what I say cuz I don't know who might be listening
Rude and abrasive airport staff
Toilets in a mess......you ll be lucky to find Troll
Everything is geared towards stressing and frustrating passengers

And woe betide you if you decide to change foreign currency with those crooks in the forex bureau at the corner
They never display the smaller currency rates like Ghcedi -the rate depends on whatever they feel like charging you at that moment , and because they refuse to display it they have gotten away with daylight murder

I dunno why one country is engulfed in so much dissary and corruption
Only Nigeria
Tufiakwa

He preserved my life, continued to bless my family and friends.....and then he brought a special someone into my life as well ..........so grateful

They should just be happy for him , his wife and kids

He's a man and he's made his decision to marry the mother of his child

He is no more a child waiting for approval from elder brother.........when will people drop this villagers mentality with age and tribe drama?

LesbianBoy: She should go and marry jor!

She did that already .......

African tomb raider aka Lara Croft........I m not sure that this look fits her

Get a facial toner.......Neutrogena/L'Oreal/Olay.......they re all good

Btw the fact that's its called toner doesn't mean it changes your skin color.....it pretty much controls oil discharge from pores

OP get a good face scrub.....

^^^^ a good moisturizer is what you need. Give the skin time to heal.

@Op a good face scrub should do the trick.

Adorable
May God protect him

Naija no dey carry last

I actually read the whole thing! very funny dialogue......not bad OP

Na wa for our own level of corruption

People still have time to be appearing before senate......MAhama would know what to do

Well if she can't apply makeup , she can at least style her hair in those beautiful curls.
Looking good is not a crime

Flawless beauty......abeg what's the secret?

bfmconcepts: @Lawyer
Is your Land Searching fee fixed or varies
If am buying a land of 2m in Lagos or land 500k in ogun state, do I still pay 50K?
pls clarify

Very good question

simple......the same way you announced theres a wedding is the same way you announce that the wedding is cancelled.

Or just dont show up on that day!

@ifyalways do people really do refunds in Nigeria?

She looks good

Nobody whose age is in single digits should be on Twitter

The baby is so cute

Good one Ghana..........I m impressed!!

What about PLAB?? ??