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LOL story story. America or no America, It's still not a Nigerian culture regardless of where you reside. I personally won't pay for my wedding.
Thank God for being a Nigerian. I can contribute just a little.

This place is getting boring jare.

OgidiBoy:
Not always, say I like you and want to marry you, I'll not be paying the bride price because you and I are abroad, that's a new law the just came up with.

new law ke? Well, in American weddings, the woman's family pays. Is that what you're talking about?

LOL@ lubricating his system.
I love Pete Edochie. he's too funny.

I didn't know people still pay bride price especially those abroad.

LOL Oyinda, you just disappeared when I decided to join the party.

Je peux parle avec mon garcon  

TheSeeker:
Yes, BofA will be the best to rob right now. . . . they have a couple of their ATMs in my area, and there branches are down the street and next. I'll try that out if that's what will make her happy. But wait a minute!!! I have two big houses in California, very next to Arnold's. Damn!!! This recession is grinding me badly. I do have some money in the bank though, so it's cool. I'm going to be fine without robbing a bank. Thanks but no thanks for the advice.

Ogidi, she's got a friend who's promised to make her see Usher. She's using that tactic to put you on the sideline, while she expects to keep you as a potential listener to her gist of how things went in the bedroom bathroom living room with Usher

Eww Usher. too old abeg. More like Rajon Rondo   Two houses?? next to schwarzenegger?? lol. you don't need to rob a bank. you a balla.
Gators is very lucky oo.

OgidiBoy:
Not my chiogo I'm so disappointed

Were you appointed before? lol The Seeker is lying against me 'cause Gators is tired of his broke ass  

You people should leave AMAKA alone na. you gotta admit she made NL a tad bit fun  

TheSeeker:
What's the best bank to rob right now? I think Bank of America are making the highest profit now, can I rob the closest one? She's most certainly asking you to rob a bank, period!

Yes oh, ATM is ya best catch.   In fact, try Sovereign bank. I use bank of America.  

platinumnk:
Kudos Taurus
But they said ur age yesterday sef, I got 6 years on u

Oyinda lied na. she sees me as a lil sis. That's why she said that.

OgidiBoy:
Just because we form the same village don't mean we brother and sister oh  

That's what I was taught while growing up, don't blame me.

platinumnk:
Chi- ure a baby, Im like 30

Don't lie to me, I know your age.
Oh, and my bday is a day after yours.

platinumnk:
Chai~ all these small small babies sef. . . Time out o jare

Excuse you? I'm older than you sef.

OgidiBoy:
What about you Chiogo, how can a broke ass brother like me get with a queen like you

Abomination!! thought I was your sister.

TheSeeker:
Even you don't have a suggestion or help to render on this matter?

what matter? Go rob the bank jare. Gators is a queen, you just have to meet her demands.

LOL I trust Gators. gotta live the American dream.

chamotex:
If u're gonna have sex, use a condom.

LOL. right.

LOL talk about digressing from the topic. Na you be chicken head. thunder faya that your head.
So, if one is a Doctor or in this case, an actor, how is s(he) robbing from the poor? you're not making sense.
It's your type that blame others for their misfortune. Just work hard - it's that simple.

So, you're married? lool I knew it.

chamotex:
hmnn

ibkaye:

LOL see me see trouble. It's not what y'all are thinking.

ibkaye:
Live a little please

I know, girl. I told him that

Marriage lol

Amaka and Gators are cool, they're actually similar - they both love to flirt.
you two shouldn't fight. who takes NL too seriously? that was so me in 07. LOL

THE AMAKA:
excuse me? stop LICKING kitten!

ya mouth fingers are wicked.

@ AMAKA, and naturez: The jobless person was sjeezy, why are you two having headache over it? lol

Sjeezy, thanks I'll make sure to stay in boston, it's not for the deranged.  

sjeezy8:
shut up  i talk shit about the dumb stiff dry igbo girls and i talk shit about all girls in general ,  thank you very much. American accent- tribe dont matter i got peppa for erry body, dig

when you learn English, you can talk back. Now hush.
I leave you over to Gators to handle you.

The same sjeezy who talks shit about igbo girls.

I loff nairaland. too many jobless peeps.

fayahsoul:
buhahaha. . .i am not poor u perm loving self-hating chicken head. Look, whether the elite work their way up or down is of no consequence. The point is that if someone, anyone, is overprivileged and hoards wealth they create a need for the redistribution of wealth and privilege[b] by any means necessary[/b]!

LOL this perm thing is bothering you a lot now, isn't it? Have we met before? show me one 'over-privileged' Nigerian and I'll show you a thousand under-privileged relatives of that person. Like they say, charity begins at home. I'm sure these 'over-privileged' people are helping out their family members. And if they're not, woo hoo!!! Let's assume you're not 'poor' like you say lol, what have you done for the society? pray tell. I guess you should be kidnapped too. orisirisi on nairaland.

LOL @Amaka. . .cute chica

cutiepie

Nah, Gators knows not to take NL seriously, she's been here long enough.
Amaka, you on the other hand, should be wary of some Nairaland folks. Don't be putting all your business out there.
That's why I love Oyinda, there's no one more secretive than her. lol

Ndi igbo ekene mu unu.

she's too funny

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