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Mmmbop:
on my forehead, a picture of Nanny Mcphee

joker!!!

Nanny Mcphee, the thought of that is just hilarious.

ofokaofoki:
CHIOGO IS AN HERMAPHRODITE. , JESOUL IS BACK HURRAY .

Which means I got more ball[i]s[/i] than you. 

^^ He posted the links on the first and second pages.
Are you sure you're friends?

JeSoul:
ROTFLOL   

Krayo, I'm on my 3rd listen  "we no send if you like make you use 10 stamps" LOL  my fav line! Gosh you are funny I no go lie lol. Kudos brotha, I enjoyed it. And no its not too gra-gra for me at all. And come self, how did Chiogo get a shout out on a track titled "NL boys"? Chiogo be like say you got connections oh.

Girrlll, you know how I do.

chic2pimp:
I'll be in the states in the summer and we'll meet up in your yard
Your parents must hear you screeeeammm out of delight

LMFAO!!! What a joker!!!


@topic, Chamotex is on my mind, I think I'm in love.

chic2pimp:
This is exactly what I've been saying for a very long time.
All you have do is give in to my offer   .
Come to my yard and let's find out the real truth, Imma make ya screeeaammmmmmmmmm

Right.
Place and time.   And no, not the UK. lol

FL Gators:
^^^ Dude is prolly a dork. Doesnt know the difference between a woman's from her

**death**
probably.

This Chic2pimp, u no dey tire?

Lemme find out you're just all talk.

^^

This is too much!!!

^^ lol, that's why you got it wrong the first time. I saw it.

Damn, I paved the way for you all. . .look at 'em doing something I did years ago. 

I'm sooo proud!! 

eldee:
Yeah b[i]i[/i]tch . . . that's what I wan't you to do.
Say nuffin when I speak, cus you have nuffin to say

You're bad. . .MJ bad!!

FL Gators:
Oh  child plz, you know why I refused. Keep blackmailing me off NL, you hear?

I dunno.
Taking my a[i]s[/i]s to sleep. 'Night.  

^^^

Ok, Ofoka, game over. ah ah, you give 'em an inch, they take a mile. Igbo wetin? chill out my friend!

LOOOOOOOL Gators baby, scaredy-cat.
I can't even sing but def. better than you.

Ok, what about rap?

Krayola:
haha. . ok. No backing down now. I need confirmation from Flgators and I will open a thread in the rap-battles section. hahaha. This is goin to be a whole lotta fun!! Nairaland Blockbuster Event!!

She wouldn't agree to it.

Krayola:
FLgators and chiogo. Both of u need to have a "sing-off". That would be fun. We'll pick judges and u guys can sing songs dissing each other. No autotune allowed sha.

LOL, wouldn't wanna disgrace my big sis.
But I'm in. . .

Krayola:
haha  don't get it twisted. Those girls got good beatings when they messed with me.  

But seriously tho. . . I used to be surrounded by girls all the time. . . all the guys in my neighbourhood were a few years older than me so by the time i was in primary three- four most of them had gone to boarding house. i was stuck with a bunch of girls for 2 years. As in everyday after school i was playing with girls. By the time I was a teenager tho, and started having a dirty mind, it was just great . .  there was a time when i used to threaten my friends that i wouldn't let them in my house. It was always packed with girls and everyone wanted to be there.   I think thats why i'm such a pervert now.  

LMAO!! Makes sense. . yes, you're perverted.

FL Gators:
LOL Def not. . . . hahaha But I sing better than Chiogo tho

You wish!!

Krayola:
more like pathetic. I can probably beat u at ten ten  

Hahahahahaahaha.
You probably would.  
Who woulda thought you weren't such a tough guy?  

Krayola:
good, good. Oya. . . is it this place that is painin u or should i go lower?  

lmfao!!!!!    

Krayola:
like a prayer is pretty good too.

Damn. . . this is what happens when u grow up in a house with 4 sisters and your next door neighbor has 8 daughters. U know all this girlie music  

Aww, how cute!!  

FL Gators:
Lol yes oh Chiogo, just be careful. Dude broke my back on the 5th day

Dayuum!!! That's great!!

Krayola:
hhmmn, dont worry. I will examine it, then give u melecine. U will feel betta even b4 u leave my office. Ask FLgators, she is a regular customer patient

I've gotten the confirmation I needed. Carry on.

Mobinga:
@elRazur and chiogo Eminem said: if you aint got nothing nice to say don't say nothing.
So please do that

English is definitely not that hard. . .sure you can read the thread's title.

FL Gators:
@Chiogo
I know he is. H emight flirt around and check guys/girls out, but chic2pimp knows who his mamacita is

Guys too?? Chai!! you don suffer.

FL Gators:
No what?
Plz abeg dont start that with me. He's mines and mines only

So ya think.  

Krayola:
yes,  thats good, thats good. . .ok i see in your file that u have lower back pain. . . oya turn let me examination it for u 

Yes yes, it really hurts.   I need it examined very well. . .after that, you can give me the treatment.

FL Gators:
LOL I'm already in loff with chic2pimp

Noooooooooo

FL Gators:
@chiogo
What happens? Just tell him the hair around your nipps sheds itself when you're climaxing

**Death**.

Krayola:
ah ahn. I'm not complain nah. . . wuz strung wit u? I like it. .  

LOL @ What's "strung" with you?
Ok, I'll stay.

bawomolo:
you guys better switch your tv to CBS

a great NCAA game is going on.
chiogo too is laughing, let the playoffs come and then i shall laugh

Ah ah, why single me out?
Abeg I can't laugh again?? Na lie oo, you're never laughing, well your team sha. Just hope you make it to that place you keep talking about. whoo!!

Krayola:
What u talkin about? your stuff is just fine. . . Now turn around and let me continue my job jare

Ok, continue your job with Gators.  

FL Gators:
@Chiogo
Make use of those bird feathers I gave you nau

Ah, what happens during the big moment?  
I can't oo.

chic2pimp:

Keep shocking yourself oo.

I'm a fan turned hater turned semi-fan.  

Really don't see the biggie about that 'renegade' of a song - both his flow and jigga's. I know they'll kill me for this one - my opinion!! Song's actually boring.  

Ok, I like his line on Drake's 'forever' - he spat the hardest lines on the track, by far.

'Drop the world' was good too.

I dunno if this was a mix-tape but that song, 'go to sleep' - loved it. . .with obie trice and DMX. I like when he gets angry. . .but all that female dissing. . .Mariah Carey et al . . .booyah!!  

looooooooooooooool

Krayola:


hmmn . . . ok. . today i will first examine your breastsss to make sure everything is fine, then we will go from there. . . ok?

Gators, see insult!!!  
Even Krayola knows my stuff isn't up to yours. Why you gotta put me out there?  

chic2pimp:
Nah lie jor
Oya make we try it out nau?

Hot mofo!!!  

**closes my eyes** They're corrupting me sha.

Who's Mr. Okon? you?

Anywayz, that's BS, which kind nonsense bill is that?

FL Gators:
rotfl

_Screams: COMING DEAR.

_{puts a short hair wig on chiogo and pushes her inside the room}

That's my girlllll  
OMG! You'd do that to me? Ah, your boo will be going to jail sha.  

chic2pimp:
That's what chiogo said until. . . .  
The only way we can prove who is older is in the bedroom
First person to scream  instantly becomes the junior pupil
Krayola nah person abi nah Animal?

Your case is definitely lost.