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^^ Look at this one. You still get mouth to call 'em grandpas after they beat you "youngins" 

But yea, Bawo owes you some appreciation. Really lifted that 'losing chip' off their shoulders. LMAO!

@Bawo, who's that guy? 

Genuflect:
Ok, that means you gat 7 trax to go. Btw, I don't like the way Frock Ripper is getting all this attention. What about me? Lol

Ok, I'll keep an eye on that plunder website.
Hehe, don't mind that ofoka, you're wayyy better than Frock ripper. LOL
I don't think he was on 'I wanna rock' - that's my new favorite now.

^^

Krayola:
haha. This man na wahala. When I reach Naija I swear I dey come bang the door of your house. Na to go buy one carton of igbo camp for studio for weeks dey make classics. I no dey play o. i dey feel u anyhow.

LOL I knew you would like that 'Smoke Igbo' track.

Genuflect:
Lol. Nothing do you. So how many tracks you gat now altogether?Lmao. Sometimes Frock Ripper dey fluctuate. The guy dey yearn even when dem no send am.

I got 11 tracks.
LOL @ this frock ripper guy. He's good though.

bawomolo:
thank you jesus, thank you my lord, the bulls have finally won, it's all by your grace.

Look at this atheist

I was happy for you guys too.

^^ got 'em already, like 3 days ago. 

Except for 'one pen(is)'. . . .

Genuflect:
Chiogo, no mind me jor. I no know who send me to dey form wordplay. Lol. I go rename am Prick vs. Yansh. Lol. And please o, no be Razor rap for that song o, na my alter ego, Frock Ripper. Very nasty bastid.

LMAO!!@ prick and yansh  Alter ego. . but Frock ripper is still you, right?

Was it Frock ripper in 'I get it in', 'I wanna rock', etc? Those had nasty-a[i]s[/i]s lyrics too.

Oh yea, 'Kini big deal'   whoever said that.

Yes oo - Tuface.  

eldee:
You're so out of touch with Naija.
That's as uncool as saying 'get jiggy with it'

LOL that's why I didn't wanna mention naija slangs in the first place.
But the so-called American slangs I know, I have no idea who came up with them.

I used to like the whole Tuface's 'nothing dey happen' and D'banj's 'No long thing' - guess they're both dead now.  

eldee:
Hehehe . . . you can try the unlimited ban style
Get banned and come with a new id.

Nah, I'm too cool as a fan for a ban.
You don't even have to get banned to create a new one(I think) but I'm tryna save the earth - global warming and all. Too many IDs is Nairaland's main killer.

eldee:
Did you try??

Yup, remember when I asked you for his contact? that was it. I have too many posts.

1 okoro, 3 Ngbatis.

eldee:
I keep trying to change my name to El . . . but Seun no gree

LOL he no gree you too?

^^ When you download it, it says Penus vs. Mars. I was going to ask what the exact title is. But yea, I knew it had something to do with Pen.is vs a/s/s.
You coulda just named it that. Which one be penus?

As for that song, boy u nasty!!

LOL wtf?

LOL he said who's Jim Iyke. Chai!!   What's this 'okpolo' thing in that track. That word is too funny, I was dying!!  

Krayola:
hahaha  How is it pronounced? Not like u can write it out or anything but I'm hoping u can think of some ingenious way to communicate that. 

Ah, ok I'll communicate it in an 'ingenious' way.
The last two letters 'go' is not pronounced the same way as in 'Chicago'  
More like the 'go' in 'god'. Damn, I'm sounding like Jay-Z lmfao!
Oh yea the first 'o' is also pronounced the same as the 'o' in 'god'.

Suya!!!

Chai I miss those, just had some made by my mom. . .she tried oo!!! Whoo, craving for more. 

Kilishi is usually hard, they're iight. Balangu? dunno what that looks/tastes like.

LMFAO!!! Wale is dead, you guys have killed him!!! I like him though 

@topic, Pill? never heard of him.
Drake's 'Thank me later' should be . . . decent.

1) I'm scared of dogs no matter how little. . .and many other animals
2) I have pink and purple everything - shoes, bag, shirt, shorts, underwear, nail polish, etc 
3) I have long arms and legs
4) I wear Fendi glasses
5) I love reese's puff cereal, yum!

Roger that - Young money
Young forever - Jay-Z ft Mr. Hudson
Off that - Jay-Z ft Drake
Rude boy - Rihanna
Bad romance - Lady Gaga
Hey Daddy - Usher ft Plies
Reminder - Jay-Z
Foot work - College boys
Back to the crib - Juelz Santana ft Chris Brown.


Whoo. . .that's a lot. But yup!!

Sexy dresses. . .my own summer has officially started.

I miss my hunny buns, take me back, friday nite parties aahhh.

Argh headache! might be sleeping early.

LOOOL @ these nuccas tripping on who got a shout-out or not.

Krayola is now a star!! What did I tell you about when you make it big? Ok, not yet.


Ay, I got a shout-out too!! Except he didn't say my name right Ofoka, upgrade ya speakers.

ibkaye:
I'm gonna swap $5 for £5, there are some pretty nice dresses for that amount, if you search really really hard, really, really, really, really hard, really. . .ok I'm gonna stop now

Hahaha, true there are some in $5 too, never seen 'em but someone I know did buy some for that amount. I'm going to search today, might be my lucky day!  

^^ lol yup, na so we see am.

FL Gators:
Really, you like that Floridian accent dont ya?
Yea, just make sure to buy me sth. . . . as long as it cost more than $100, I'm fine. I'm not picky

Idk what the accent sounds like. He has a New York accent.  
you're not picky, eh? neither am I, which is why I'm buying you a nice $5 dress.

^^ LMAO!!

Nice one, Krayola.

FL Gators:
ChiChi,'

Did one of them Boston boys kidnap you?
Should we call it kidnap?
Howz your SB?

No, he's a Floridian.  
Ah, today is the last day of my SB. Can't wait to go back to school sef.  
For today sha, I'ma be like you, big sis and shop it up.  

honeric01:
Ah, see as i draw her out from the hole she don dey hide since. ( i am good at drawing out [size=4pt]rabbits [/size]from their [size=4pt]hiding holes[/size] )

You're mad!!!!!!!!!   rabbit coo, squirrel nee.

honeric01:
As for chiogo, she's busy for walmart.

FL Gators:
@honerico
Do I look like chiogo ?
Wheres dat gurl sef, mo ti miss e

Umm, you're the nerd.
I miss u too, baby!

LMFAO@ attacking yourself.

Chai!

I know it says "Nairaland boyz" but I'll still post. 

OMG!! 'Mother's tears' is freaking dope! Has to be my favorite, I was so touched. Reminds me of Tupac's "Dear Mama", it's so cute when artistes make songs about their mom.  But idk, the beat wasn't really up there. Lyrics-wise, I was feeling it.

Emi ni - loved it!!!  and the beat - great choice!

Big spender - you're such a clown!! haha, "did you buy me gucci? everyone has gucci so I got you something better" Nice song and I like the little chorus thing in the background.

"U notice I sag my pants all the time 'cause I want the haters to kiss my a/s/s all the time" - don't remember the exact words and what song that was on. . but that was really nice!

What would you do - deep too.

Naija rap is actually going somewhere. For real. Whoo!! I need to go download these songs. . . .if I can.

Dayo, what's your definition of 'aristo'? 'cause I don't understand the way you're using it to categorize Genevieve.

michelin89:
If me I be man, I go still run follow Gene even if she dates my father.

[size=16pt]LMFAO!!![/size]

I love it - both song and video!!!

Ok, Eldee, I remember this one.  
Start at 5:00  

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@Tubabie, you're welcome.