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Done!! Yes!

On to the next one.

Can somebody say P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E??

Pheww, this is getting too much. Men like this are usually afraid to approach grown women. 14-yr old, love indeed.

Gettaway joo!!

lol

But the face is still pretty.

Sweetypie. . .your intros are so funny. Good job though.

I've voted.

What the. . .??
DJ Khaled took this madness to another level. And the funniest part is how he was listing their names at the beginning. . .and you know what follows after that,
"We the best" now "We're the world" then he shuts up.
Wow, MJ don suffer. They all sucked.

eldee:
Poetic licence . . . Eminem says stuff like 'baleed'(bleed) when he needs to make a punchline.

Right. . . I already think Em is a psycho but I bet his sounds dope. But then when you look at it, "baleed" isn't another word just a mispronunciation.
Hate, eight? two different words. I think the rapper shoulda said something else around the "seven thirty part", that way the 'hate' would blend in.

eldee:
Poetic licence . . . Eminem says stuff like 'baleed'(bleed) when he needs to make a punchline.

Aiite . . . lemme break it down.

A popular Nigerian rapper, Naeto-C's trademark song is 'You know my P'
R.Kelly has s[i]e[/i]x with underage girls (bust sixteens) and urinates on their backs.

He's relating the way he drops bars with Kel's scandals and Naeto-C's song.
Makes sense now??

He says 'no pun intended but I'ma spit on the M.I(another popular Nigerian rapper) . . . like he was declaring beef.
But then pauses and adds 'C' . . . and laughs about how he got our attention.

You know how Jay-Z said, 'I'm in Mason' and then pauses before he added Martin Martgielar.
Just to take the piss out of the paranoid people. . . that's what Joe Spasm did there.

Yea, I got the Naeto C part since I've heard the "You know my P" song.

I dunno M.I but I've heard of him so I kinda got the second one too. My comment is just about people who dunno.

Anywayz, I'm gonna go listen to M.I, I heard he's hot.

hax:
Exactly! *jumps on Chiogo*
How've you been?

*Hops on hax*  Missed ya I've been good, and yourself?

hax:
Look how long Blueprint 3 leaked before the release date was pushed.

I know, they were even on Nairaland. You know I had to cop me some songs. 

dejiariyo:
I read the interview and i never saw where he said he wants to remain a pauper or he does not wants to make money, The reference was (jay z )type of money and if you all know what Journalism is allabout,You wont slag him for giving such response.

Its not like the dude went to a radio station to say,pple i dont want to make money, he was asked a question thus  the answer he gave, pls we shud not judge pple we dont really know much about their personality.

I skimmed through the interview, really  But umm, I do get what he means by not wanting to be "as rich as Jay-z" like jigga is on another level in terms of wealth. So, I do get his point but when you make such a statement, you make yourself appear self-righteous(that's not the word I'm looking for). That means he shouldn't complain about losses, leaking, or whatever. Y'know 'cause he doesn't care about money, right? Oh, I get it - he doesn't care about too much money, like Jay-z's. 

FL Gators:
SMH. hmm

Well, weed is healthier than cigarettes, supposedly. lol

Handshake coo shoulder bump nee.

FL Gators:
@chiogo
lol.warn your husband o sha.
EFCC is looking for someone to arrest o

Ah ah, don't dash me husband abeg.
Since when? All he's been saying is 'Gators Gators'. Take ya time oo.  

chic2pimp:
I shouldn't be awake but heck I am deal with it
Besides oogling that backside of yours is enough to keep a man awake .

Whatever backside you're seeing isn't mine. I have none.  

It should be almost 6 am if you're in London. Same thing, you shouldn't be awake.

^Hehe, don't do that

I was gonna go listen to the song.

^^ LMFAO!! @ chicken scratch.
Yes oo, was wondering the same thing.

LOL

^^ LOL

eldee:
Me and rap go together like jeans and face cap

I'll be straight, I'm way beyond seven-thirty
Right now, I'm like quarter past hate


Pherowshuz - Modenine, Terry tha Rapman Pheroshuz and OD Freestyle at Knight House

Yea, that's dope. . . . if you pronounce 'eight' as 'hate'.

eldee:
I'm not Naeto C, but I dey bust sixteens like R-kelly
So they know my P

Come in Abuja, got Kaduna on my back, you who am I??
No pun intended, but I'm spit on the M.I
C, now I got their full attention

Terry Tha Rapman - A Millie Freestyle

I guess you have to know the songs/rappers to get the flow.

@topic, I have nothing. . . .I'll be back. Need to get into naija rap mode. . .soon soon.

chic2pimp:
If you'll still like to keep it secret, then it's fine by me

lmao!!!! What did you smoke tonight?

Krayola:
I've read some posts In which some males called tribal marks barbaric or abusive etc etc. I'm just wandering if any of them happens to be circumcised, and how barbaric or abusive they think that process is.

@op. Im sure there are women out there that won't be bothered by them. Goodluck

Hmm. Good point.

Well, guess it's all about what the society considers "nice looking" these days.

@topic, As for me, I don't have those, wouldn't want it any other way either.

chic2pimp:
That's the reason why I would rather not see it again.

Yea, true.

chic2pimp:
Whatever tickles your fancy

Shut up joo. Someone looking would actually think there's something between us.

Jamaican? That's a new one. Doesn't make any sense, like what do they stand to gain from that?.

FL Gators:
Yea, i saw that a while ago.
very sickening

It is.

chic2pimp:
Don't worry dear, that's the last thing I'll do(give up on you)

you're a joker. SMH.

Size 16 indeed. I give up on you, Chic2shrimp.

Y'all look at this https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-404473.0.html#msg5593961

OMG!! What is this??

This is so crazy, I'm just speechless.

Yes, Nigeria is that bad but these robbers are worse. Those people on the bus are not even well-to-do, I'm sure. Why??!? I don't get it. Why take out such wicked act on your fellow struggling citizens? So so sad. And they never wonder why the country is still where it is today after all these inhumane acts.

Aaahhhhhhhh

chic2pimp:
Stop fronting on NL jare .
Or have you forget all those noises you made?

Have I 'forget', ke? Yes, I have 'forget'.
Another pedo.

chic2pimp:
As I've always suspected .
10 year olds and 11 year olds, right?
Chiogo would be lieing if she said that. Besides, she knows there won't be any nookie tonite if she says so

*Death* but NEGATIVE!! Young as in around my age, like a year or two older.
Oh yea, I forgot I'm 12, you are kinda right.

chic2pimp:
Chiogo would be lieing if she said that. Besides, she knows there won't be any nookie tonite if she says so

This your imaginary 'nookie' sef.

FL Gators:
Lol dude was talking about how cheap he is, that he'd take me to burger king on our first date.
Told the dork that I dont do broke@$$

The guy can dream sha. He also said he was 'tapping my a/s/s' some time ago.

FL Gators:
Even chiogo can vouch for my gentle side.

Depends on what you two were talking about. It was in Yoruba up until now.

chic2pimp:
Are you by any means also dating a 'Sugar Papi'?

Oh hellz no. I like 'em young.

chic2pimp:
Well it's something I won't do but hey they are peeps that would do it.

If there are 40 something year olds hitting on 18 year olds, I see no reason why a 27 year old won't hit on a 17 year old

Na so we see am.

chic2pimp:
He is definitely not a minor

I thought the naija constitution was different in regards to the age of consent

It is different, true. But it just looks wrong. Imagine if this guy is 27 and he's going with a 17-yr old?