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Exo[b]g[/b]amet[b]e[/b]s

mars attack

I'd collect dust from the moon and study the alien.

Bambina bambina, is wifey

udele

stroking

if you talk again, i no go chop am again

An American tourist went on a two week holiday to Japan. While there he turned his trip into a sex orgy. When he got back to the States, he discovered there were some rashes on his private organ, so he went to see his doctor. After an examination, he was told the only cure was to cut it off, since he was suffering from VD Asiatic. He asked what the VD meant, and he was told Venereal Disease. After going from one doctor to the other in the States, and getting the same response as his personal doctor's, he reasoned: "I got this thing in Japan, so therefore, it's Japanese doctors who would know what to do."

So off he went to Japan. When he checked into what was made known to him as the best in the country, and after the med exam, the doctor said, "Oh, this is VD Asiatic. No need to cut prick like your doctor said." So he begins to heave a sigh of relief when the doctor adds: "After two weeks, prick fall off on his own and you are cured."

troubleshooters

thanks buddy for the encouragement. I was actually created to be a comedian, but my parents would none of that, and instead turned me into a career diplomat.

terrorist

educate

sani

may we tango

I start with the first line of a poem, you just fill in a line that fits with the line posted above yours. Though it is not a must, try to make the last word of your line rhyme with the last word of the previous line: eg. Once upon a time, When the bells did chime, etc. And so I start with the first line.



One summer morning when men were men and trees were trees,

tired

analgesic


hetero

old roger is dead

if you say that again i will simply disappear into thin air, then you won't find her again. hold on. she's fine. only shy.

estacodes


socio

Nothing. Am I a ritualist? Let me go and look for her.


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old woman's hair

she ran off with you.

conman

invitro

aint you the link again?