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"YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. YOU ARE MY SLAVE!" He screams at her. |
Clarissa did not know this however. So in error, she went to the death chamber of Ramses the fourth, and having said the incantations written on the tomb door, woke him up. The prophecy of soul slavery to Ramses of he/she that shall awake him occured immediately. She had unwittingly become a slave of Ramses. |
No talk am again. I am not your husband, neither your lover. |
One day I went to the restaurant and ordered for rice and stew. I asked not to put meat - those were the days of austerity, so I was pleasantly surprised when I saw some huge lump. I made to chew it immediately so they would not discover they had mistakenly put meat for me, only to discover it was a blob of onions. I nearly puked. And I was inwardly embarrassed at my dishonesty. |
You better wake up and start living. This is your only chance. |
barbitols |
Yesterday I had got out of the house to buy some stuff across the road. Some girl I'd been admiring and trying to impress, she was across the road with her friends and they were having a good laugh. I joined in not knowing what they were laughing at, but the laughter was contagious. They all stopped and were staring at me. Then the girl said, "Surely he has run mad. See him showing his warhead from his open zipper." And, was I embarassed! |
I am impressed the way Ofunneka has picked up on her ratings. She is fast becoming a favorite. Initially, I was wondering how she made it there. |
Pushers Klepto |
3-piece dinner suit. |
Importer Expo |
erase mili |
I command you all to stop posting on this thread. It's all useless. |
Guinness Gul |
Which next world? You better live this one well because there is no next world. |
And so continued the Savage Verse in song! |
said the bitch to the royal bird in tones barbaric sounding |
conjugal extra |
'sup |
A bird royal, from its carriage you could tell, |
name sounds like tapioca (Mpataka) |
ati inuke, are we safe. i hope your system ain't caught some virus |
somze take am easy with the lingos, you wan burst some ppl eyes with big grammar, minus me shaa |
Why the repetition? |
Market woman |
thonia, i 've corrected the mistake. i meant to say 'who doesn't' |