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You know we all have our life-destroying secrets, and should they be spread to public view, you are as good as finished. Also, an unshared secret renders one rusty, so in the bid to find someone who is worthy to be confided in, ladies prefer the men as they are believed to be less talkative, and this has proved true over the centuries. You tell a lady your secret, she latches on to it to destroy you when you quarrel. But a man would rather die with a secret than spread it.

if una put satan for this one, i go just lock your systems down. kuda mbeghere

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Spect

WINNER! I am the winner. Conned them all to sleep.

I miss Acidrop.

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If you say that again, I will know you want me. And if you don't then I will marry you.

For those of you saying love is blind, my own is not. E dey see well well.

I have a friend of mine we were together in school. The last I heard of him, he had joined the NIA. Unfortunately, I can only remember his surname - Oniororo. Please contact me if you know such person.

it's easy. go to any of the search engines and engineering sites and do your research

kangaroos and wallabys

guantanamo bay

are you a monkey,

i know love is what matters. but think of a woman in heat and her hubby cannot perform, and it's not a passing phase. flee temptation, and flee its causes

cover yourself with the blood of Jesus, and run away. By the time you hit your 40s, and getting more sexually inclined, he cannot perform again, and baby, you sure are gonna cheat on him, so if you don't wanna ever join the league of them unfaithful wives, take a walk out now!

we go block on monday

There was this Spanish beauty queen who decided to take a tour in Nigeria. So during her week-long tour, she found this really cool guy to hang out with. It so happened that each time they got down together, while he was busy flexing, she'd be screaming continually, "Hoyo equivocado." And he'd be jacking away, contented he was doing a good job.

The beauty leaves, so this guy goes to a Spanish club in Jos to play snooker. Each time he'd putt a hole, he'd shout, "Hoyo equivocado!" Later on he asks some Spanish dude the meaning, and he is told, "Wrong hole!"

Fashola is anti-assets declaration. Why else would he be arrested ladies who did nothing other than declare their assets?

i know that. you might be surprised i know you personally, soulpatrol. only let me leave you to investigate which of your acquaintances i am

if you chop garri you no fit toilet for days, make you sabi say na capenter make am with wood.

A little boy who used to be afraid of dark places was asked by his Mom one night to get the broom from the cellar. He got to the door and stopped there, looking inside. The mother senses his fear and, concerned to make him overcome it, advises him, "Son, you go in there, Jesus is everywhere and with you." So the young guy asks back, "Are you sure he is in the cellar?" "Of course, he is there." So the young lad calls out, "Jesus, if you are there, please just get the broom out here for me."

True but funny story:

When I was taking my SSCE exams some years back, my school was noted for violence, so we had policemen invigilating. It so happened on the day we were taking Maths that my hall was supervised by a Police Inspector. As we wrote, the inspector caught a boy with the question paper bearing another person's name and registration number and some expo on it. So the boy just started begging and said, "Please sir, don't arrest me. I will explain. The wind picked my question paper and threw on the other boy's desk, then picked his own and dropped it here." You can only imagine how we all stopped writing to laugh at the situation.

sweetheart

a-drop darling howdy? missed ye.

greet him absent-minded and pine for a-drop.

Instead of Governor Fashola to treat issues like indecent hunger, indecent poverty, indecent pay package for civil servants, indecent crime, indecent roads, indecent ritual murder, indecent policies, and indecent politics, he is busy chasing after what will never benefit the average Lagosian - indecent dressing. Tell me, those of you postulating that he is headed in the right direction, how is this going to improve the lots of those who have so far been trodden down by colossal social despair? If these ladies were not under economic crunch, would they need to engage in indecent dressing? Let our leaders stop diverting attention from the real issues to journalese, and if they are already bereft of ideas (that is assuming they ever had any), take the path of honor and resign.

xylophones

omoge:
A Marine uniform just came back from an assignment

what unit and army you in? airborne, 208th, 82nd, or PNA?