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Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime

I want to patronize you today.

How much is vulture meat ?

When I been dey Poland in 2015
The thing shock me
Small small children dey carry Big phones
I remember one time I enter their bus na so I dey answer call with my Nokia phone as I end call I just look front come see one small 8 year old looking girl with her pink school bag carry iphone 6 for hand.
Bus stop for her school, she come down
I just dey look say this world don change

Shame almost catch me. Small pikin dey use Iphone 6 me I dey use Nokia Torchlight

Brainmytool:
In a simplified form:

DO NOT FORGIVE A GIRL DAT CHEATED. AND NEVER MARRY A NON VIRGIN.

Jesus said forgive 7× 77 times

BigYash:
Only a wise man will understand this. A fool will see it as a stupid comment.. Jesus forgives no mean say those hoes won't suffer infections.. Jesus forgiving them doesn't mean,some of them won't be used by occultic men for rituals..

You are very wrong
Jesus saved an adulterous woman from crowd that wanted to Stone her to death
Jesus prevented her death
Jesus should also prevent the death of oloshos from such occultic men too.

Before I forget

An olosho called Mary Magdalene was massaging the foot of Jesus

Broo.... No be today oloshos don dey love Jesus.
Any girl that loves Jesus too much
She be coded olosho.

This wisdom is not for everyone.

Only the enlightened ones can understand the deep meaning of what I wrote.

He that has ears, Let them hear..

That is why when a girl writes in her bio
"Jesus Lover"
"Jesus Baby"

She is a confirmed hoe.
She loves Jesus because no matter how many dicks she swallow.
Jesus will forgive her and wipe away her sins.

If Jesus can forgive The Adultous woman
That is what makes Aduktrous women to love jesus.
Because no matter how Adultrous they are
JESUS WILL ALWAYS FORGIVE THEM

I have banged a lot of church girls
I noticed a lot of them after knacking
They will run up to Jesus for forgiveness
For the sins she has committed

And Jesus ALWAYS forgives
He forgave peter for denying him
He even forgave Romans crucifying him
He said we should forgive 7 × 77 times
Jesus is the ultimate forgiver.


Hoes love a man who forgives easily
She knows that if she cheats 99 times
Jesus will always forgive her.

Ask yourself

Why did your girlfriend give the guy her account number?

Only an olosho will give out her account details to random strangers.

I pity your life Op
You dey trust "girlfriend" not even a wife
Even thief wey Dem catch red handed
Dey deny say him no thief
And you expect a cheating "girlfriend" to not deny say she no cheat. Say the money mysteriously enter her account.

I really pity your life.
U be confirmed Olodo SIMP

Imagine she even give you 30k out of 200k. That means she no even value you
If she respect you
She for collect 100k give you 100k
Na 30k dem give like small pikin.

Ronaldo723:
Lol all the males in Nairaland are the same thank God say this redpill bullsit no intoxicate me to think like ona... Not every girl is a hoe bro

You be mumu
Who gave the guy your babes personal details of her account number?
Your babe gave the guy her account

For a girl to give a guy her account number that means something went down or will definitely go down.
But simps like you are too dull to see what's actually going on.
Of course she will NEVER tell you. NEVER

She is not your wife. Just girlfriend
Girlfriend that we knack steady

I have given a girl 100 dollars and she knack me to stupor. Meanwhile she has a very serious boyfriend. Not husband
Dey there dey decieve yourself

Don't be fooled Op

She has already delivered her service

After she gave him puna to knack
He transferred 200k to her
She left his house

Due to network delay, she got alert the next day.
So she told you "a guy just sent her" 200k.
Na payment for services rendered.

Instead of you to divide the money
Collect 120k and give her 80k
Mumu go collect 30k
You just show her say you no get level..

Op, is this concert or family gathering??

See as everywhere empty. No crowd

That guy's face should be swollen and looking like a Chinese by now..

Overated Slum City

Tinubu legacy in Lagos is buildings collapsing every week.

Guinness record should give Lagos award for the most city with collapsed buildings.

Top 5 slums in Africa

This is what happens when isrealites (Nigerians) are stuck with Pharoah (A.P.C)

Floods, Pestilence, Omens, Corruption
We are drowning in the Red Sea

Only Moses (Peter Obi) can save us with rod and staff of Justice and lead us to the promise Land ( A better Nigeria)

Aba on a rainy day is still far better than Sudan

Nigerians get mind ooo
Dem dey everywhere
Asia, Arabia, India na Dem full there

Even for Atlantic ocean
Our marine sisters full there

Benwallt:
Lol. A particular actually greeted me three times today under 5mins. I had to increase my voice the third time in case she didn't hear me responded the first two time.

She was pretty though but there is this aura about her that suggests she needed urgent cash. I just let it slide

If you see this babe, ur Johnson go stand like nepa pole. I just dey wonder if no guy dey rush her. Person wey fine like her Dem suppose dey rush her steady

Blupen969:
Op buy condom give the girl, tell her make she carry am come give you for house

Too much sense

MrBrownJay1:
its called BEING POLITE!

Fine girls like her dey do shakara
So its not politeness
Its hard to see fine girl that is polite

Rokiat:
So a woman can’t be friendly with you in peace again without your dick thinking for you?

to knack you no go bad at all
You resemble my mulato ex
Tho her pussy too dey dry
Infact she is more prettier than you

Billionaire2:
Boldly call and ask for her number

Thanks sir, i go run am

Guys una dey give me morale

Walahi next time i sight her i must make move
Make this kind oppurnity no pass me by

Benki003:
Na wah if she greet na green light, she no greet and pride


Wetin dey do una sef, Sha my own advice is that so far she's akwa ibom na sure green light just run am on a coded level

U understand!!!
As i hear her dey talk for phone in awka ibom. And her name na awkwa ibom name
Omo i just dey imagine how good she go dey for bed

Oluromantic:
No mind this oga o. As she dey greet you well, dey answer am well. One day after the greeting, ask about her family, what she does for a living or which school she's in, with a smile, conversation don start be that. But dey polite o, no be to use your first conversation invite her come your room 9pm. Discipline that ya d*ck small.

If i successfully knack that girl
I go fo thanksgiving for church

She is soo beautiful

Quality20:
Its just a sign of respect kowai, maybe u look n behave responsibly . Anyway don't spoil d respect she has for u by trying to ask her sexually

Honestly its not easy, the girl looks sweet fair in complexion and she is from awkwa ibom. I just wan gather morale try my luck
At the same time i enjoy tge greetings and respect i get from her

Its not an easy decision to take

Benki003:
Na wah if she greet na green light, she no greet and pride


Wetin dey do una sef

She dey greet me with respect
Dey call me sir

One day i dey shop i hear Good afternoon sir
I turn back see tge fine girl walking with her friend
Her friend no greet me
Only the sweet babe

Normally she no suppose greet me based on say i didnt even notice her at first
For her to see me in public and still greet me hmmmm omo that babe fit get crush on me

Billionaire2:
Shoot your shot

I swear i go like knack that babe on God!!
Very pretty girl
But is constant greeting a sign she likes me
Make i no go fall my hand

UnusualEmissary:
Follow am talk any rubbish and you go see say she no go greet you again...

So you mean make i no reason her
I go like knack her but how do i know if she has crush on me
The greeting is getting too constant

UnusualEmissary:
Follow am talk any rubbish and you go see say she no go greet you again...

Hmmmmm

Very fine awka ibom girl fair in complexion she always greet me anywhere she see me
Even in a busy road she will turn and greet me if i pass her
She calls me sir
Everytime we jam she will greet me with respect

Omo is she attracted to me
Is this a greenlight?

Senior men, advice me
What should i do?

Kodak9:
ok my boy
I don't have to send You money to prove my self,you are just a small mummies boy that haven't eaten, you are here announcing that you ate 2500 aboki meat

Omo bro I just came out from chicken republic now with my babe , money surplus because I worship and respect God


If you wan brag oya na

if you see me for outside you will never know how much i get for account
i be low key guy. na my style
even with 1 million naira you will still see me eating 1k buka rice, roasted corn,bole and fish for road.
na so we dey roll, only my siblings know how much we dey pull
if i loud it lavishly too many eyes and beggars will be on me. so i dont brag
i just decided to take my guy out and all he ate was 2600 meat with 2 life while i just drank legend because i get plenty food for house
yet you are here boasting of taking your girl to chicken republic like say na life time achievement
Boy you sound so dumb trying to brag about taking your girl to chicken republic. poor kid
your mates they fly their babe to paris for vacation
poor boy like you is bragging about taking your girl to chicken republic..what a pity