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Goodlady:
Your saliva has been used.
Soon, the lucky girl ll be cruising with your destiny.
See what a boy is asking o!

Serious answers, not everything is a joke

I have been crushing on a girl in my school. Today after classes we went to ShopRite and got something to eat.
She bought meatpies and ice cream
While eating the meatpies
She invited me to join her in her ice cream then handed me the same spoon she was using to lick the ice cream.
I used her spoon and my saliva touched it but she didn't wipe it, she put it straight into her mouth and continued using the spoon.

I haven't kissed her or had sex with her
So please what does it mean when girl shares the same spoon with a guy.

Does it mean she don't mind kissing him or getting intimate with him.
Cuz I feel like using same spoon with someone is very intimate like kissing. Am I wrong?

I paid a girl 5k after knacking her well but I feel cheated on.
The girl just lie down raise leg, I was doing all the work. I was sweating profusely knacking from different angles while she was just lying down and moaning in estacy. If I try to rest she will complain that why did I stop when she was about to cum.
Last last I feel cheated, because the girl enjoy the sex pass me and I still pay her.
I really feel like I was robbed

Gift96:
it's easier for the cleaner girl to get another job somewhere else, it's not easy for you to get another job elsewhere.

I hope you get the message embedded

Hmmm, I get you.
Wish it hadn't gotten to this point, but we have to make some sacrifices to keep our job

Rilwizy:
Give warning to the girl, don't act as if you are scarred, act like if anything happen she will be the one to be ashamed, play your game wisely, if the girl is too smart don't threaten her o...just give her more loving you format till you discharge her peacefully

Thank you so much. The new girl is now fond of me, she now visits my office regularly for guidance. And the truth is that I'm beginning to catch feelings for her.
But with the cleaner present st work, it's making things awkward and the cleaner girl acts like street girl sometimes, so if I shout at her, she might create a scene at work or sabotage my work which I don't want to happen.
Thank you for your advice, I will think about it

PlayMaker14:
When you dey shift pant, you did not request for our advice, you advice yourself by yourself....

My advice is now $150.... Advice don cost.

It's well, but please if u have any advice, please tell me.

HudaIna:
Don’t shit where you eat. Life 101.

It's either the cleaner girl gets sacked or I get sacked. Never expected things to turn out like this

Ok

I slept with a girl that works as a cleaner in our company. She is young and good looking
We have had romance for couple months.
Until we stopped for a while

On Tuesday, my boss employed a girl to replace me as I was promoted.
My job was to show the new girl around and teach her how things are done.
This made me and the new girl spend time together.

Now the cleaner girl is acting all jealous
She refuses to clean the girls office
She even went far by dumping some dirt On her office door out of jealousy
How should I solve this matter before she expose our flings with my boss.
I feel she might want to get me fired..

Ok

Ok

Ok

Just put your phone on Silent or you log off

Simple

Ok

Chaii

IamtheTruth1:
I just hope no be child abuse u dey plan. No vex oh.

Which kind stupid question be this

Aklee4994:
if nah about fornication I won’t have said anything but for saying is a crime to be with a girl of 20 years Na big play...Even the OP Na young dude from his word.

No mind that foolish woman

imagrg:
Pull her close to yourself,

Start massaging her from legs and move up gradually, telling her sweet words like, "I love you more than my tongue can tell."

Tell her she seem to have beautiful bre*st

Touch the bre*st slowly

Move down again to her kpekus region and stroke slowly.

If she's not resisting, start undressing her slowly

UnCloth yourself in a hurry before she changes her mind

Repeat the above, then go further to stroking the kpekus with the helmet your preek is wearing and slowly penetrate her as you start your journey into what may later become the beginning of your problem in life.

Mehhhn I just shake my head in embarrassment. Just look at the nonsense these kids are spewing on the 1st page.
I just had ignore all of them.
Thanks a lot for the scope, really appreciate it

Kingabia1998:
My man forget about shyness for her willing to leave her state maybe her parents house to come find you she must really like you just man up and go straight to the point or you engaged her with some romantic stories or plays maybe it's will be easy for her to comply that way I have had issues with yours but my own was I was the opposite of your own case I was the shy type wanting it so bad but can't express myself until she pulls off I don't mean you should start unzipping your trouser Infront of her without her wanting it make it look mature and make her feel safe that's what turns most women or girls own am talking from experience.

Thanks for the advice.

imagrg:
Pull her close to yourself,

Start massaging her from legs and move up gradually, telling her sweet words like, "I love you more than my tongue can tell."

Tell her she seem to have beautiful bre*st

Touch the bre*st slowly

Move down again to her kpekus region and stroke slowly.

If she's not resisting, start undressing her slowly

UnCloth yourself in a hurry before she changes her mind

Repeat the above, then go further to stroking the kpekus with the helmet your preek is wearing and slowly penetrate her as you start your journey into what may later become the beginning of your problem in life.

First of all Thank you very much
It is a shame that it took 2nd page before Senior men like you arrived on this post.
Nairaland is now filled with too many children.
Just look at the comments in the first page
Very childish kids parading as adults on nairaland.
Once again Thank you very much.
Tomorrow I will update you on how it went.

JohnnA1:
@ OP ChizzyBuna: These comments suppose touch your conscience & sense of morality oooh cos he bi like say the girl na VIRGIN.
IF she bi VIRGIN, make you leave the girl, if you nor dey marry am.

Omo me I no like virgins at all.
The sight of blood fit make me vomit.
E better make I cancel the trip than for her to come tomorrow and she come be virgin. E go pain me well well

davillian:
Lol just use pussy cat face, pet and beg her that you want to have sex with her after enough romance
She would answer you by nodding her head...
But you would be the one to UnCloth her cus her hand would be on her face even while you are backing her....
Abeg use condom cus if you pour inside
And she get belle she no de remove anything....
She might likely be a virgin

I don't like virgins

Nia69:
She'll be 20 next month. Not a minor.

Don't mind that stupid guy