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Instead of you to give your life to christ
Na yahoo boy you go give am...

So Father Abraham is now living in Netherlands..
550 kids Jesus Christ!!!!!
And no be him go raise them oo
Na another man go dey pay bills for the pikin

If that man die, him burial na stadium dem go use. Canopy no fot contain 550 people

princefrank76:
I swear, u be guy. No dey deceive us for here

Na Man with hairy balls

Na to start drug business sure pass
If Tinibu can do it and still become president. Then who am i

Why cant i do the same
Only the evil succeced in Nigeria
Na the righteous ones dey suffer

My babe fell sick with fever this morning and i was planning to go buy drugs for her but heavy rain started falling so i decided to stay with her and cuddle her in bed
Her body temperature was so hot
So i tried something weird
I told her to spread so i can put it in
She said no but i sweet talked her and she allow me put in the tip then i pit it all inside

I just put it in and leave it inside while cuddling her for some minites.
Now she has slept
But i do feel like what i did was bad or do girls like it when you put it in while you cuddle?

It takes months of planning, architecture, plenty resources, money, over hundred hours of human labor to build a house.

But only takes 5 mins to destroy it all

This life is really funny

This is the funniest thread ive seen on nairaland

Amunethseranu:
... Then locate sisterfire so she can darken ur heart with truth . So you can know where u belong against ur worst enemy known as the Ignorants

Whatever lost soul or earthbound spirits that has possessed you and is finally dwelling in you as a tenant must be having so much fun.
They know you are a weak vessel that they can easily control and manipulate to spew false truths to guillable woke masses

They are using you to influence other weak naive souls who belive and follow your false techings
I pity you satanists, for you are not aware of the path youvare heading to, you are possed by malicious entities that have agenda and you dont even realize it.

These evil forces will use and dump you
And possess another weak naive soul
Or
They can tell you to commit suicide
Once you do it, they laugh at your stupidity
Then go find aanother weak body to posses and manipulate
Thats why i have so much pity for your type called Sisterfire.
You all are spiritually weak puppets who have allowed themselves to be possesed and controlled by dark entities/ earthbound spirits to spread fake truth to weak naive souls and athiest.

Thazard:

The girl for introduce her mama to street make she use her talent do yahoo
Her mama go sabi format

sulorog:
Op, na 3 - 0 now , you still believe say arsenal go win the match

una be bad belle

The main casualty of ukraine war is Chelsea

LesbianBoy:
If we check now E go be 2k you win

Anyway how much

6 million

My over 2.5 don enter!!!!

Omo It is finished

Make una no fear Arsenal go still win

Haveyoueatentod:
I knack am too

better money go enter tonight

AllMight:
so if i stake 1million, i will get 4million profit?

6 million profit

Powerbandooo:
Waste your money, you are doing well

Come back later and cry that you didnt play this game.
See sweet 5 odds, no say i no tell you
Arsenal go show man city ruggedity tonight

This match na fixed match
Guardiola don sell am to arsenal

If you miss this one, u done miss better money

I don knack am 1,500

Dont say i didnt tell you ooooh
Arsenal will win man city
I got a very private info that guardiola will sell this match.
Dont miss this 5 odds, easy money

Op, can you recieve money from usa??

Do you have domicilary account? No
Do you have intl. Passport? No

I think the reason they send it to her is because she has dom account
Maybe she is saving money for her brothers to use and build project.
Go and open a dom account then try telling them stylishly that you now have a dom account. Now they have your details and can send tou money direct.

Omo this your mumsi na Yahoo Mother
Some women worship money.
I'm very very sure your dad is rich, if not I really pity him cuz your mumsi fit dey cheat for him back. My aunty that year that woman can disgrace her life for money.
Just spray her money during occasion, she go hail you tire, dance for you, she fit
even fight for you Aunty Jo Jo

Divoc19:
By upgrading your bedroom skills/stamina and be responsible financially

If you want to keep her for yourself alone.

It's tested and trusted

There are 3 types of people that take relationship adivce from women.
1. Children
2. Fools
3. Simps

Wolves vs crystal palace over 1.5 goals

Stake high on this

pryme:
It's a defense mechanism,
I noticed this trend a long time ago.
Don't even start with their ring tones.

You are a man of wisdom
I'm happy whenever i see an enlightened man. God bless you

Please What do u mean by ringtone?

Skiborobo:
What do you mean. They already know their wrong and asked God for forgiveness. I think you shaming them is the punishment they're receiving

How old are you?

MrBrownJay1:
VERY SIMPLE: they are in the same business na!!!!
jesus is directly associated with yeye pastors who are oloshoes themselves. they will ask for your money before they can "perform" (fake) miracles, just like street corner oloshoes.

Bro calm down
Jesus has nothing to do with fake pastors
Na faje pastors dey twist jesus teachings to favour their own agenda

FriendsAndFans:
Mugu why you no carry your own grace?
At this time and age you believe naa woman head dey provide for you?

why her own head no make am rich? or her family rich?

Na your generation be mugu

SultanOfAbia:
It's been a week since I finally slept with a pastor's wife.
It wasn't easy at all. I have been on her matter for over a year. She no gree

The sex felt spiritual
I think I received anointing or blessing from her.
After the sex I notiiced
People now greet me with respect
My business is moving well. I recently got a project work in uyo.
All this happened withing 1 week after I slept with her.
She said it will never happen again
Due to her position public and to save face.

One thing I remember is that the sex was heavenly. I had the strongest orgasm my leg was shaking.
Her moaning!!! God only her soft voice fit make me cum.
I'm enjoying the grace I'm experiencing now. And I believe it is from this woman.
Now I believe some women carry grace!

Op you are right. Some women are grace inpersonified. But why will a pastors wife cheat Fear no dey catch una at all?