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pointblank247:
I suggest that you return that money.

Money I've already spent 20%

michlins:
And efcc will arrest you for fraud.

Obtaining under false pretense

The Pastor said "God told him to bless me with 100k to start my business afresh"

I agree, I lied with fake testimony, but I never expected to be given cash or gift. I just did it cuz I was high and just jonzing around. The fact they all believed it and gave me money is the one that shock me.
So I'm not responsible for the money pastor gave me. He said God told him to give me. Sooo it's not my fault

AnonymousAhoy:
Boy see my signature and stop mumuing around!

If it's not big bag of cash, I'm not checking any signature

Babara1994:
Go to synagogue and try that if he sure for you. If them no cast that nonsense demon commot for ur life. Silly boy

I just love making fun of Christian's and their stupid beliefs.
Like judgement day, rapture, born again
All those stupid myopic beliefs are used to mislead the masses.
This money I got from this pastor, he even said I should be reporting every Tuesday with account of how the money is being spent for my business.
The mumu no know say I dey wait make the other woman fufill her 115k pledge,i go just block him number.
Go my side go chop flex..

WoundedLamb:
This has nothing to do with theism or atheism, you are simply irresponsible. Sorry, I couldn't find a more subtle way to tell you that.

I guess life is not fair
Irresponsible ppl getting more money than responsible ppl.
Plus I was high when I did that testimony.
If I was sober, I wouldn't have tried that tbh
I usually toast church babes that's all.
But that day I was high and filled with so much confidence
I'm still shocked that they all believed my fake testimony.

Im an athiest and I love messing with christians and playing pranks on them.

I sometimes attend random church evemts just to toast babe or jonze around.
Sometimes I pretend to catch holy ghost lmao!!!

On January 31st I attended one church and during time for testimony I jokingly went to the altar and gave fake testimony.
That day I was high on red tramadol
I lied to them how I was charmed by occult men and escaped ritual and later that month that my shop was demolished after 1 year land dispute.

I ended the testimony with fake tears
It was a moving story shaa

But why did I do fake testimony??
I guess I was high on tramadol. I had too much confidence

The mumu pastor started praying kabbosh and speaking in tounges after my testimony on top my head.
Next thing He said God told him to bless me with 100k to start new business!!!!!!!!!
Im still in shock up til now
As I was still in shock, one woman in her 40's stood up and say she will add 115k with the pastor.

They told me to write my account number and phone number .I have acknowledge and received 100k from pastor uche.
The other woman hasn't sent her 115k and I plan on going there this Sunday to see if I can meet her.
They know me as a new member.

I pray that woman sends me the 115k this Sunday oooo. I still can't believe my eyes
215k from giving fake testimony..

But the thing is, should I chop the 100k jejely and block the pastor number
Or
Should I wait till the woman send the 115k then I block his number.
Only pastor I gave my number to
The woman doesn't have my number

What do u think I should do?

Wow

Nice

How

Tff

lkillbrokehoes:
Clitocurrency at work

Not really

I'm not hating on anyone
I just want to enlighten the youths.
Not to easily get depressed when you see things like this and wonder why life is unfair.

The new trend of actresses and car gifts is not a new thing. It's a well coordinated scam called Advertisement

Car Dealership Secrets
There are very rich people in Nigeria
But these rich people have one thing in common. They love to out do or prove how rich they are.
So when you are a car dealer, and you want to advertise your expensive cars to the rich and elites. The easiest way to do that is to use a Celebrity.
Give the celebrity the car, well wrapped with rubber and balloons
The celebrity takes photo of the car and post it online as gift or new purchase.

TRUST ME
The rich people watching this online will get motivated to do something like that.
It's like a challenge

A rich elite, governor, minister will also want to out do that celebrity by buying that car for his wife. To prove that he has money too.
The wife or side chick can tell the rich politican that she want that car that the female celebrity got as gift.
So if you're a car dealer that has the latest car, the easiest way to market it to the rich elites is when a celebrity gets the car as a gift or purchase.( Fake purchase)
This will lure the actual rich people to do the same and contact the car dealer to give them that type of car they saw on social media.

Not true

blinking001:
She gave you green light...stop confusing us

Does green light mean she want to Bleep?

Chaiii

Lavoz:
Some powers (destiny reckers) pose as ladies/men in other trauncate destinies. my advice be careful. and at d same time destiny helpers can come too (it requires wisdom to discern). tnks

I honestly don't believe in those destiny snatchers stories.

awoofquality:
Dy dere dy dull other way round gini

Person gats do shakara small

Lavoz:
Bro be careful, "no b all lady be lady" if u knw wat i mean. Take care

Pls explain

Friday Night I entered Keke around 7pm on our way a young dark slim fine babe wave the Keke to stop.
She enter and me I just lock up like say I no send am
She then greeted me good evening
I give her a nod
So I'm sitting on my own doing as if she no exist, then next thing I hear is
"Excuse me sorry, why are you boning your face. It's like you are stressed out from today's work.
I looked at her and she fine shaaa
I replied and said yes I'm tired
She then said
we need to find a place to chill and give each other deep massage
I jokingly told her my back is aching
She said she want us to massage each other..
At this point the mumu Keke boy come shuck mouth dey laugh like donkey.
I just lock up collect her number
Fast forward today Saturday
She don call me 3 times around 11am
Still come call for Afternoon I no gree pick.
Its just strange for me, that a girl toast me. It should be the other way round.
Do you think I'm overreacting
What should i do
Link up with her and smash
Or
Continue to avoid her calls?

Ok

Bubu nobgetvgejoy

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