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Wth,..so what happens to Otuoke?

Lmfao,..this is some crazy funny sh1t...
Nice one OP

@ d babe who can't save pics...sorry dear,...get a good android phone, zoom the images and screen grab them.

Animals everywhere..... People without brains hold delicate offices. Even as risky and delicate as an assassin's job, its still being handled by 1diots in Nigeria.


#RIP to the dead, Rest in the care of God.

naturalwaves:
Exactly. I don't know why they decided to waste people's time.

Audit and conversion of contract staffs to permanent staffs.

Nice one...#NIGERIA?

Don't you guys know that companies now do recruitment as a form of advertisement??.... Some do recruitments for audit purposes.

They keep their own as contract staffs only to make them full time staffs when openings are available.
Then they embark on a recruitment campaign where over 500000 graduates will apply and in then end they want to take just 5 people, 5 people who are already contract staffs with them!!!!!....

I've seen this happen with a multinational,....they didn't even interview these contract guys!!!!!!!!.....


What can we do?...we just have to keep applying until we get involved with standard meritocratic companies like KPMG, PwC, PnG, NLNG, Kendor, Shell, Slumberger, Unilever, PZ,....and a few others.

emmysoftyou:
sorry my sister peppyluv cannot marry a tribe man that is from urhobo republic
esp you that harbour hatred against ndigbos in your heart....
We re watching you cos we know you re from urhobo..

Like I care what you think..in every tribe, there is always those people who don't know how to respect others...if you disrespect me, I will return the favour....I'm sure that's what u got....
Its not hate!!!!

akandedayo1:
BRAIN TEASER
1. A teacher walks into
the Classroom and
says;
If only Yesterday was
Tomorrow, Today would have been
Saturday.
Now on which Day did
the Teacher make this
Statement

Monday

That's why you have us here.... You can link up with people in your location to book sessions and get help from them (you will buy beer and chicken barbecue though)

Or you can screen grab the questions and pots here to get online help from people. I'm sure many will be able to tell you easier ways to approach the questions. You might be shocked as to how easy the questions are.

NaijirianKing:
Nigeria cannot do without the Igbo - and Igbo need Nigeria in order for them to continue to grow, that's why Nigeria fought tooth and nail to keep the Igbo. So Nigeria's unity is a done deal, Igbo will now continue to fully integrate themselves into the larger society. This can be seen in the fact that Igbos own 70% of Abuja and are one of the few ethnic groups that have elected Representatives in other states outside of their core.

Delusional, very very very funny write up.
Nigeria Fought tooth and nail for the oil in the SS and not the igbos.

And where did you see igbos owning 70percent of abuja..... Most hilarious post of the day.

Closetoheart:
See the part in bold. I am a recruiter, I know a fake CV when I see one.

I still do not understand why people design their CVs to suit the positions they are applying for.

Why can't you have one and original CV that shows you for who you are.

Another one is that you should have taken up an internship or voluntary job that would help in building your experience.

Send your CV to recruitersnest@gmail.com. Remember to include your username in the mail

Please if you know you have nothing for the OP do not waste his time any further.

I am sure the OP must have seen a billion send me your CV persons. Those people are even worse than the unemployment itself.
They know they have nothing to offer so they raise your hopes high, waste your time and when you start calling them to follow up with the submitted CV, you begin to look like a pest.

Anambra State Governor, Willy Obiano, has pleaded
with President-Elect, Maj. Gen. Mohammadu Buhari, to include Igbos in his cabinet.
This, he said, was important because the incoming
administration requires the support of all Nigerians
irrespective of party affiliations to succeed.
Obiano made the plea after a closed-door meeting
with the President-Elect at his private residence in
Abuja, on Friday.
He explained that he was in Abuja not only to
congratulate the incoming President and reassure
him of the support of the South-East, but also to
plead with him to consider Anambra indigenes for
appointments.
The governor, who spoke to reporters after he
emerged from the meeting, said he used the
occasion to speak on outstanding projects dear to
the heart of the Igbo race.
Obiano said, “I am also here to reassure him that
Anambra and the South-East would support him. I
also pleaded with him on some pressing problems
that are of importance to the South-East like the
second Niger Bridge and some of the federal roads.
“We also pleaded in the area of appointment for the
people of Anambra and of course, for people from
the South-East be it ministerial, ambassadorial and
what have you. So basically it is to congratulate the
President-elect on his well deserved victory.”
Obiano dismissed insinuations that his visit was part of consultations to pave the way for him to join the All Progressives Congress.
“It is not correct. I will remain with APGA and work
very closely with Mr. President,” he said in response
to a question on the subject.
Asked if he was in Abuja to embrace “change” that is the new song in Nigeria, the governor said, “Well, I am a very focused governor.
“Under my tenure, I brought change in the area of
security to Anambra State and I will always support
things that would bring change to improve on the
well being of Ndi Anambra and Nigeria as a whole.
So, yes.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/consider-ndigbo-for-appointments-obiano-begs-buhari/?hootPostID=b03c7eeb7eaea35255db9fc0ca6e20cb


I thought these people are already preparing to leave Nigeria to form Beeafra in the south east?

Then go for OTM, this is a course that if you get a good grade like firstclass or 2'1, you can enter into any industry from banking to FMCG, to OG, to consulting and even government.

On the other hand, Mass communication is very streamline and opportunities in Nigeria are very minimal.

(Even though what you study doesn't really determine where you will work, this logic most times apply to the engineers and sciences, because many companies believe they can easily adapt)

All in all, I'd advice you to pick OTM, due the reason stated above, Mass com is overhyped and overrated in Nigeria, no jobs for them. (Try not to short chain yourself) OTM offers you more options and better chances at making it big.
Just make sure you have nothing less than a second class upper, infact a first class if possible because 2'1 is like purewater out here in the job market now.

Toto-Dick again

She's got a very wide mouth with a pronounced protruding dentition...
All in all, she's got style and some people will love her crazy like that...

swindo1:
If u are to chose between OTM (office technology and management) and mass communication to study. Which 1 of dem will u chose, and reason

Sincerely, both courses are weird and almost very risky to study so far as Nigeria is concerned in terms of jobs and/or entrepreneurship.

If you have not started I sugges you go for something more specific or more professional like Law, accounting, Human resource management etc etc

Be you hausa, fulani, yoruba, igbo, ijaw, urhobo, benin, efik, ibibio, ogoni etc etc...what matters is how much you have in your account, what investments do you have that benefits people around you, what impact do you have in the lives of those in need......

No tribe is richer than another....if not that tribes hometown will be like abu-dabi while the poor peoples hometown will look like gehena

NgwaManNaija4LF:
If you are still in Eastern Nigeria, you are a bloody fool and your mother is a prostitute because that zone are known as Biafra before.

Igbos can be anywhere they wishes, as long as the first president of Nigeria remains an Igbo,so you can go and die now.

Men, I just hope Igbo will be the official Language of Biiafra when you guys finally achieve your narcissistic dream, because this your English can cause chaos and anarchy.

There is no place as EASTERN NIGERIA anymore, it only exist in your people's greedy mind with your eye on the oil of the Niger Delta. Thief!!!!... Come and take oil nau,..retaard!!...

You have your south east land-locked region so go and form your Biiafra there.....infact y'all should start by literally relocating to the south east and avoid interactions with other regions, do your things on your own for 5 years, receive no allocation from the federal government, if they give you, send it back and be on your own, if you can do this for 4 years, by 2019, you can approach appropriate authorities and declare your independence.

If you can't do this, shut your gutters and go about your daily affairs in peace without hate and bias against other people who actually don't give a hoot about you or notice if you even exist!!....

NgwaManNaija4LF:
Do you have state, Ewu...We have Yoruba,Igbo and Hausa,if you are not among these group of people, then you are not a true Nigerian...Thunder fire your papa if you want to claim Nigeria that none from your tribe have ever ruled.

1diot, I thought igbo was Beeafra? Now you want to claim Nigerian, fooool!!!...

You forget igbo is the most irrelevant group so far as this country is concerned ...your votes don't mean sh1t,..you have nothing in your ground....you suffer the highest rate of cross bother migration to search for greener pastures in other peoples region because you land has been cursed.

Yorubas stay in their state and have the most developed city in the country.
South south people have the most valuable resource and highest number of high standard companies in the OG sector.
The North have got their population to give them power whenever they want....

South east, what do you have?...keep running away from your states to claim other peoples state....

Lagoon is there
Creek and ocean is there
Fulani is there with their knives

Anytime you misbehave outside your bloody home, you will receive in bulk....Nonsense!!!!

Perfecter4real:
I tire oo...my problems with em igbos is their greed.

I don't have a problem with them oh, I've seen some of them that are level headed and didn't get that arrogance curse.

I'm from SS oh but
I still say it, they should all relocate to the south east and start their biafra there if they want to be taken serious instead of making noise all around Nigeria. A Land locked people making noise...

cy4cent:
guy, you dey vex ooo.
I understand what you saying actually.

is it possible to have a an online forum for this? I would have suggested what's app since there is an already dedicated number, but what's app can only take 100 people..

any social media like you suggested will be effective eg, Facebook for interactions, n a website for data collection n dissemination of information.
information should be passed across on Nl or anywhere when any handle is created.

long live Niger Delta.

My point exactly

Braaad:
doesn't sound like Nigeria to me.

I've had some encounters with those ppl..., my conclusion would be


dont mislead the young woman to thinking she will be safe with the police)

I mislead no one, but so far as her situation is concerned, the police is a good start.

Braaad:
I have much respect for your "write-up", but I am having a problem with your last sentence. (I want to believe you're not a police officer)

I am a very optimistic person and I'm talking from my experience with the police.
Was robbed, reported to the police with details of what happened, 3 weeks later I got a call from them while I was in portharcourt. I had to travel to Lagos to identify suspects.

N210K was returned, my phones, my laptop and my wallet with only my atm card missing.

I believe they are more professional now as compared to 10 years ago where they collect money from even the complainant.

MFPND:
It sounds Right, The Organization is still In it's Grass roots phase, Most members of The group currently are illiterates and Uneducated, and most of our members can not even read or write, because most of them were denied the privileges of going to school, because the Federal and state Governments have failed The Niger Deltans for far too long, in sectors like, Education, Health, Security etc. And as we are gradually seeing a change in The horizon, our people in the Region are requesting to be involved in the affairs of running this country. We appeal to the Incoming Government of Buhari, to help us in sectors like Education, Health and Security in the Niger Delta Region, and we are using this medium to plead with The federal Government not to Scrap the Amnesty Programs, we call on The Government To hear the Cries of Former Niger Delta freedom fighters.

Now this is funny.
As much as I like the idea, I have to tell you the truth. This entire movement won't last because you are already PLEADING!!! In this country that we are in now, goats eat lions. You don't plead, you demand what is due to you.

ekenedegreat:
Is like you are suffering frm igbophobia. The best thing for you is to go and hug any nearest transformer that's my candid advice to you.

1diot, I am Nigeriaphillic, therefore whoever doesn't want my nations progress and wants to leave it should not make demands from the government of my nation.

killerman47:
my friend please u should shut up I thin yo know nothing about NPF.....do some home work.

Bombella please can I PM you, let me give u a very viable suggestion.....

Your father just wasted his sp.erm impregnating your wh.ore of a mother to have you this crab!!... 1diot is looking for babe to PM. Perv!!!!

MFPND:
Thank You for your advise. Please endeavor to send any complaints and enquiries to This email address MFPND1@gmail.com or you can call us on +2348125884841, Complaints, Suggestions, and enquiries are welcomed.

Additionally for such a project, you shouldn't be using a gmail account.
How does info@mfpnd.com sound?