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Mhizkel:
Same with guys also oh!

I don't do that..but in our society, guys who have many chicks don't have any stigma on them, they are seen as players and sharp guys....but the girls are seens as oes....

glogirl:
Great and mighty God by joe praise. Best song ever.

Awesome,..downloading right away

Crazy government, what are they summoning him for? To raise the dead?

Create a good country and see if Nigerians will be treated like sh1t in other countries.

I still believe one day, europeans and americans will buy jamb form to study in Uniben, Unilag, UI, OAU and UNN

I think its shitty... No privacy

madmadu:
Apple: 7
Pear: 5+7: 12
Apple: 1+ banana
Banana: 7-1: 6
7+12+6: 25

Inkman:
seconded

madmadu:
Apple: 7
Pear: 5+7: 12
Apple: 1+ banana
Banana: 7-1: 6
7+12+6: 25

Did you guys forget to divide the banana by 3 to get 1 banana present in the question?

Answer is 21.

Apple is. 7
Pear is. 5+7 =12
3 banana is Apple-1=>7-1 = 6
If 3 banana is 6
There for 1 banana will be 6/3= 2

1 Apple + 1 pear + 1 banana = 7+12+2
= 21

Mhizkel:
If you are inlove with two people, go for the second..Because if u truly love the first, you wouldn't have accepted the second!

Girls pack guys like sardine these days oh...they don't care...

Oh dear...this is something else..I thought I was tall...

Is she akwaibom? If yes give me her finger to put a ring on it!!!...

MissJennifer:
I'll try this.....thank you,now I have to think up another essay

You can also copy and save your essays in memo or chat or message or mail just incase you have issues again, you wouldn't have to start typing all over.
I think the page refreshed cos u spent too much time on the essay page. Copy and paste then edit your spacing.

Ese00:
But seriously why are most chemistry lecturers wicked? Or does it come with the profession?

You won't blame them, true chemists are trained to be extremely fact based, non compromising and always keeping to details. Most chemists end up in the Quality assurance departments of companies. A little extra zero in a report can lead to the death of thousands of consumers if quality control is inadequate.
For these reasons, chemistry lecturers are very strict, do not accept bribes anyhow, and they tend to be uncompromising and hard hearted. Though some know how to balance their professional and social life. Check out professor Emma Ukpebor or Chemistry department and his wife...they are very social, friendly, loving and also outstanding professionals... When you have graduated, and you have a relationship with these lecturers, you will see that they will stop being strict and rigid... They will even want a relationship with you so far you are doing well in for yourself in Life too.

dafuturis:
Bro, CHM11 said he was steady with those four, I repeat it is not readily possible in UNIBEN. Maybe he graduated from UNILAG, I graduated with a 4.2 I partied once in 100L and during my final year week programmes. Yes there are persons with higher IQ but believe me they hardly engage in those four talk of being steady.

Once in 2 months isn't steady..its a way of releasing stress. No need for many arguments bro, I graduated from Uniben, I've told you my class of degree....which obviously I wasn't forced to say....I know how simple and logical I was in Uniben..... Not trying to derep my school..as I've said before, its one of the best school in the country if not the best.

Truth is that u don't need to kill yourself to get books into your head when you are in a field you love sooo much. I am a chemist to my bones... Practising and living by every symbol that comes out from the periodic table. I enjoy chemistry and I love it that's why I don't have to read all my life to have an A or a B.
All that is history now though, my gpa almost doesn't matter now when I apply for jobs, its the experience I've gathered professionally in my chosen field that matters now.

Ese00:
No mind am. I won't try to make you believe.believe.Just ask a chemistry student what it feels like.

lol, you are in Uniben Chemistry now or you graduated from that department too?

Juicysam:
industrial chem?mtcheewwwww I thought u read pharmacy.there's nothing special with ur 4.32 I would make a first class resuming one month to exam in any of the science courses in uniben?una gree get course work?those tiny tiny handouts#morever chemistry is easy so. Ur case was a case of an above average stdnt in a relatively easier dpt..

lol, student/undergraduate talk, you will learn.

Ese00:
I know this feeling. In UNIBEN you have to read till the moment you walk into the exam hall. Those lecturers sha? Especially CHEMISTRY department. I hail them o.

lol,..and somebody thinks one department is easier....

goody1shoe73:
very touching story mehn. Dependz on d course you did. With dat level of flexing,u can't survive in engineering. And am speaking from experience.

The only bad thing about engineering in Uniben is the low level of meritocracy and high level of corruption from lecturers...with all them Aravie et al... for this reason, its hard to trust just your brain... that said, some people still understand the system there and how it works and they blast... my cousin made a firstclass in electrical....that year i think they had 11 first class graduates from electrical 2011 graduating set.
this said cousin lived in same hostel with me, his self contain room was by my own in bdpa. His gf practically lived with him and he had a crazier social life. The gf made firstclass too and is currently Lecturing in one of the life science departments.

UncleJudax:
Yes bro, not there. The deletion was really a mistake. my Blackberryhub was set to delete from both hub and server. I am trying to contact them, just haven't got a credible means yet.

wow sorry about that.
dont have their contact.

UncleJudax:
Hey mate, kindly give me any of the means to contact GSK for this recruitment. I mistakenly deleted my TEST link from my blackberryHub.

Thanks.

have you checked your trash folder?

Martins301:
If you wanted people to see the positive side of your academic experience, why can't you see the hilarious or fun side of what the picture depicts? Reading through your comment, I find it difficult to reconcile you being a fun loving person and you criticizing this post for what it is (a funny depiction of seriousness). Stop playing to the gallery and move on before you turn a sweet joke sour.

loved the joke header thats why i even clicked to view and i was disappointed at the level of ridicule the OP used at other great schools. it doesnt sell well of Uniben and it seems like false reporting because truth be told, only like 20-30% of uniben students live and eat like this.

SQLmastar:
NGLN please come to my rescue.
Im likely to sign a 3yr bond in 2mnths time for company X.
If only GMB would speed things up and come to my rescue .

the bird in hand syndrome right,...do your research bro.
the wait for assessment center since mid last year,...wow!!!

Martins301:
In your first post, you made it look like you were an unserious fellow with all the claims of partying and clubbing. On this post, you have toned down and tried to brush up your image as a serious minded fellow [acadawise]. This second approach should have been your first. Always think things through before acting or reacting. Shalom and God bless your hussle. We are one in the same struggle.

the kids saw what the wanted to see in my first post. the smart ones will see the real deal. I believe 100s of uniben students and prospective unibenites are here on nairaland. when i see a unibenite, i want to believe i am seeing a very intelligent fellow-judging from the meritocracy of uniben PUME and admission process, except something else is happening there now. In my days at Uniben, Uniben didnt leave number 1 position at the Webometrics ranking for 3 good years.

so i expect Uniben students to decipher the positive side of my first post.

if i had read so strictly and rigorously, i probably would have made a 2'2 because i wouldnt be happy, infact i wouldnt be myself.

when someone said he clubbed, played football, partied and all that, what comes to the dull mind is that he did this everyday and every week,..very wrong..i clubbed like once every two months,....i did parties at y hostel in bdpa ie friends birthdays, hangouts etc,...i relaxed at precious palm royal pool side once a while,...oooooh i remember we also played football every Saturday morning at sport complex and sometimes at education field. i represented my class and department in football matches too.....all these are the stuffs that help me relax so when i read,...i do it comfortably without fear of exam.

uniben is an awesome school and i am very proud to be an alumni, but its not how this OP paint uniben to be. A sound Uniben student who represents Uniben for total in france and shell summer school in portharcourt would respect other schools like UI, OAU, Unilag, UNN etc......we see awesome students and graduates from these schools too.

its only the Aros and noise making show offs in hall 3 and hall 4 that will be bragging about Uniben when theyve never been to any other school. you dont have to brag about your school, because out here in the job market, your school almost doesnt matter. a 2'1 from UNIBEN will write the same SHL, Gmat, GRE, Kenexa, Dragnet, etc exam with a 2'1 from LASU and if the Uniben guy is not well prepared, the LASU guy will pick the job.

Martins301:
If I hear you made 4.32 from UNIBEN untop you clubbing and partying ehn! Just take your lies elsewhere.

I am not obliged to reply many of you, but because of the few uniben students who might learn a thing or two, I will say this-

First I will ask you, how many bookworm, Who sleep in John harris Library after lectures, go to Law, Agric, Faculty and even engine at night do you know that made first class in the end?

I read industrial Chemistry and yes I made a 4.32. I blocked no lecturer but thanks to my mentors I got a very good orientation of how the system works. Its not just me, even my friends in Engine, Physics and life science had great results. We all lived in BDPA, had a balance social and academic life.

When we read,...we really read.... When we do night class, we mean business, we do it at 218 LT in sciences..where we have less crowd, reduced noise and where we concentrate more. Sometimes I lock myself up in the at the student association offices in sciences and really real all night.

When I am in my room in BDPA, I do my reading and avoid distractions. This way, I cover blocks of workload while many spend hours overnight at Law, Agric, Pharmacy, faculty and twin LT gisting and sleeping in the name of night class.

For obvious professional reasons, I do not have to disclose my identity here. Some of these friends I am talking about made firstclass and some took up lecturing jobs in Uniben. Go to Physics department, Chemistry department and AEB department, talk to the young lecturers there and they will tell you how they enjoyed school life and such enjoyment helped them wind out and they still made first class.
Though hardwork pays in Uniben, it will get you a 2'1, smart work is what will get you that outstanding GP.

I don't have to talk too much to convince students about how you can make good grades. Different people have different approach to education. God helped me and I figured mine early enough, my strenght was a composed happy lifestyle....though it affected me in the end cos I was victimised by Prof Jideonwu... But it didnt change the fact that once you are good, you are good..

For those who it bothers so much, you can simply take a tour here on nairaland job section. See the jobs I've applied for, see the requirements, see the jobs I've got and see the people amount and quality of people who applied for those jobs. Then you will understand what I'm saying.

I think I will draw the curtains here. Try and figure out yourself before you let unnecessary fear make you lose grades and get you worked up over nothing. Many made this mistake.

Pls stop this rubbish...how can u be eating from pot and reading at the same time,...I had an outstanding result from the same Uniben without doing all these show offs.

Lived in BDPA, partied, clubbed, went to night class, played football and had a very stable social/academic life, made a 4.32 at the end of the day.

Uniben is one of the best schools, its a tough school academically but if you know your onions and you don't allow schizophrenia and anxiety get to you, you will blast.

And please next time respect schools like Unilag, UI, OAU and a few others because out here in the Industry and real life, people from these schools also represent and they also do quite well.



Please take that picture away from there jare and stop embarrassing my alma mata..
All these hall 4/hall 3 boys !!!!
Reading, drinking garri, eating beans and snapping at the same time....such unnecessary show of foolishness.

People will start thinking Uniben students drink garri too much now which is not the case.... We got classy smart and intelligent guys there...people who are on 3-5 scholarships at once

See you people....we have a new government coming in next month oh.....everything will CHANGE overnight ehn... You will see Chinese, Japanese, British, Spanish, canadians and even Americans buying Jamb form to study in Uniben, UI, Unilag and OAU soon...


Buhari will do it

onyichick:
go to www.gospelcentric.net or drop ur number I cld send some songs to u on watsapp.

Onyi thanks..lemme pm you then.

Please I need Nigerian gospel songs that I can download and listen to. I've heard too much gba gba ti gbo gbo, love, money and all immoral things for too long that it seems to have created this moral law court inside my heart where I am the persecutor, the victim, the suspect and the judge all together.

I want to find myself back, that old me that smiles always, loves God, avoids immorality, spiritually stable and morally upright.

I am born again, but I sometimes fall prey to my environment.
I love and listen to music a lot so,I am starting with the kind of music I listen to, this is why I need loads and loads of awesome gospel songs (Nigerian) to be precise. I want to download as many as possible.

Would appreciate exceptionally beautiful foreign gospel music too.

Thanks.

This one people are giving orders on his behalf and he comes around to say another thing the next day.......you can't govern Nigeria like that oh

unicpersonality:
Pls how can one go about answering the essay questions? What salient points are the recruiters looking out for? Pls help a friend. Thanks.

I think what you request is in the job advert, also when applying, you will see advice ontop the essay tabs telling you what you are expected to concentrate on.

Stuffs like motivation, strength, ambition, reason why you believe you are a good fit for GSK and the healthcare industry at large.

If I am to advice, I would suggest imagine your points, after which you can then break them down into paragraphs to make your write up effective, detailed and interesting.

Rapture07:
I think my age was good, class was also good, and dat essay eh believe me I did my very best to d best of my capacity. But there was a session were we told to upload oda supporting document, and I skipped dat area. Don't know if it had any effect on the application

I didn't upload any document other than my CV.

Why don't you try applying again with another email address

bodeoni:
I see, I guess I am wrong then

I think it has to do with a major requirement... Age, Class of degree, course of study, and that essay could be another reason. Like you said-keyword search

bodeoni:
There are a couple of things you could have done wrong.
1. You could have filled your application wrongly
2. I am guessing they use softwares to scan CVs, Cover letters and the essay. This software basically scan for a predefined set of words. I once read that the software rejects CVs with pictures or things on a CV that aren't text. Maybe u had a problem here.

Biko, try not to bother too much over it.I am sure you will get the next one.

My CV had pictures, weblinks and other stuffs that aren't text and I got the test link

If you truly need that money, you will have a walk in where you will raise your voice and make your grievances known.

Sometimes we don't have to play it all gentlemanly, Nigerians who aren't even up to your standard will treat you like sh1t cos you are a gentleman

Jeeesus!....Obasanjo oooooooh