Ugosample:


Il y avait manifestation contre le président Togolaise, les peuples ont dit que 50 ans de la famille Eyadema C'est suffit

Oui. C'est vrai.

Ugosample:


Pas mal

Tu sais que il y a une pétit crise au Togo?

Allô Ugosample

Je suis intéressé de ton nouveau

Quel crise au Togo?

I guess I found this at the right time.

Got a conference in November in Kigali, and I've been wondering how to go about visa issues.

I'll post pictures when I go anyway. I'm also hoping to enter Tanzania too after my stay in Kigali.

Cassie74:
How does one go to Cotonou from Abuja if u want to go for a family vacation with four children....what do I need and what about good hotels that are kids friendly ....how much should I budget in December

Hi Cassie 74,

Lemme see if I can help.

I'm not sure you can get Cotonou directly from Abuja, except probably with ABC transport, Chisco, Cross country, or any of those other luxurious transports. However, you'll definitely get in Lagos.

You have two options: take the much easier way with the luxurious buses which will save you the hassles of border crossing (but more expensive) or go to Mile 2 in Lagos and look for the smaller transports to Bénin who'll charge lesser and may probably help you cross.

Accommodation in Cotonou isn't that difficult. I think with 15 to 25k CFA per night, you'll get a decent family room in a hotel at the center of the city. You may have to check the current exchange rates though.

How much you'll need depends on how long you intend staying. Transportation per person from Lagos should not be more than 2000 NGN for the cheap Mile 2 option, or greater than 7000 NGN for the luxurious transport option.

Others can contribute to help. Ugosample sabi this wella.

Lovely pictures. Makes visiting Nairobi alluring.

Anyways, I have a conference I'll be attending in Kigali, Rwanda in November, I'm considering using the opportunity to visit Kenya or Tanzania.

Can anyone suggest which is the best option, and which places to visit. I have interest in Zanzibar, the Serengeti, and Arusha though.

Jeez! This means sleeping one-third of your life away. Besides, you can sleep all you want when you're dead.

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MadCow1:


50k to and fro on which airline biko?

40 to 44k plus for a return ticket, if you book early, on Airpeace

Hello house,

I've got about 1150 USD in Payoneer. Hoping to get some good rates for that.

Kindly PM me if interested.

Thank you.

Naturallyme:
It has happened to me before. If you Abs light is on, it can cause it. Check ur abs sensors and your front shafts. When it happened to me, I never knew my abs sensors has been choped off dues to bad shaft. After cahnging my shafts and the hubs, i now have a perfect gear. Kindly check. Regards

Thanks very much.

I ended up changing the tranny for 120k about two months ago. It works perfectly fine now.

I had earlier tried changing the solenoids, but menh!! Those guys didn't even know what the heck a solenoid was, even at Daleko. One guy who seemed a bit intelligent went to remove two solenoids from an abandoned tranny after I showed him pictures of what it looked like. Then he embarked on a whole day's mission to replace mine.

At the end of the day, the transmission was still the same. It was when I got tired of the whole thing I decided to stop trying to save money and replace the whole thing.

I've had peace of mind since then.

KennyID17:
Nigerians can park indiscriminately anywhere. Especially in d inner streets. The double parking can b a nightmare, esp in Lagos. A lagosian would know that if he parks here(on a narrow 2lane street) if two vehicles face themselves on d same road there wouldn't b space to pass thru, but he would park there and put on his hazard light like his car broke down. The worse ones are those that would block road and b using u to price market from shop owners, when u decide to horn at them, the shop owner would b gesturing to u like "do u wanna fly?" We need reorientation in d country of ours.

Same happened to me this afternoon.

Coming out of the hospital to a major road, a taxi car just decided to park directly in front of the hospital, in the middle of the road, and obviously obstructing traffic. Apparently, he had stopped to pick a woman who was well dressed and seemed to be a reasonable person. Instead of doing whatever the h*** he was doing and clear the road for people coming out of the hospital to pass, he just sat there.

By that time, I was already pissed. I just pressed the horn briefly, and the next thing was...the woman who I assumed was smart upstairs just turned and was asking me whether I wanted to fly. My reply was..."No, I came here to sell groundnut".

It was just absurd...one of the absurd things that many Nigerians do. We really do need serious reorientation.

Hello house,

I just stumbled across this thread, and it's just the right thing at the right moment.

I've got a Volvo S80 1999 which seems to be giving me tranny issues. Here's a description of the problem.

Engine starts...select drive...and car starts rolling. However, on a free road, it moves from gears 1 to 2 to 3 to 4 without any problem. However, if for any reason I have to slow down or stop, to move becomes difficult as the gear won't downshift to 1 to allow powered movement. I will have to accelerate hard to force the car to move. Better still, I restart the engine, and it starts again from 1 till it gets to 4 and gets stuck in either 3 or 4. But if I drive on inner roads where I don't get above gear 3, I don't experience that problem.

I scanned it, and I got these codes: P0751 and P1618, which suggests a stuck solenoid A or B or something. I have read about people who have changed their gear solenoids and that fixed the problem. How to get those solenoids and who will be willing to fix these solenoids are my challenge.

Does anyone here have any suggestions as to what to do?

I'll appreciate any counsel. Thank you.

CC: Autowiz, Kashif, other professionals in the house

tobechi74:
Medicine: Granted, you
are well endowed with
intellect and you can
concentrate for long hours
reading, you have few
friends, you rarely socialize
so books are your best
buddies but you see being
a doctor or nurse demands
more than that even though
studying is the most
imperative. The warm
smiles, the jovial attitudes,
the lively and fun
personalities of the
extroverts do have a
psychological effect on
patients whether you
choose to believe it or not
and you clearly don’t
possess any of these
qualities. You might turnout
to be a great Doc or nurse
but don’t be surprised
when a patient gets a heart attack due to the constant scowl on your face

Not true. I'm an introvert, and a great doc. Besides, many of the doctors you'll ever meet are introverts.

So, get your facts right before posting online.

sultaan:
Yes you can change it but it might be stuck because there is dirt clogged in it. Your transmission fluid should be dirty. The person changing it might have to drop the pan unless it is one of the external solenoid

Thanks for the response.

Do you have any idea of who is competent enough to handle such delicate fix?

valarinz:


Done

I have this issue that has been bothering me and which I need help with.

I have this 2000 Volvo S80 that has been doing well for years till recently. The issue is with the transmission. It starts normally, engages drive normally, and shifts to Gear 1, 2, 3 and 4 without any hitch.

However, the problem is when I have to stop or slow down after reaching Gear 4, it won't shift back to Gear 1 automatically. At that point, moving the car becomes a drag as it has to force itself to move (I guess from Gear 2 or 3) before it starts moving well again.

I have scanned it, and the only codes I get are P0751 and a P1618. The P0751 points at a stuck shift solenoid. I wonder if it is possible to change the solenoid or something. I just need some counsel on what to do.

Thanks for your suggestions.

Good evening experienced Nairalanders,

I have this issue that has been bothering me and which I need help with.

I have this 2000 Volvo S80 that has been doing well for years till recently. The issue is with the transmission. It starts normally, engages drive normally, and shifts to Gear 1, 2, 3 and 4 without any hitch.

However, the problem is when I have to stop or slow down after reaching Gear 4, it won't shift back to Gear 1 automatically. At that point, moving the car becomes a drag as it has to force itself to move (I guess from Gear 2 or 3) before it starts moving well again.

I have scanned it, and the only codes I get are P0751 and a P1618. The P0751 points at a stuck shift solenoid. I wonder if it is possible to change the solenoid or something. I just need some counsel on what to do.

Thanks for your suggestions.

chnovpaul:
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Tabbaz, pls help.

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Ugosample:



This thread still dey? lol

Your comment resurrected it..
That said, as one who has done backpacking myself, i strongly advice you do same as the experience leaves an indelible Mark.

However you need to know some things

1) Naira is in a very bad state right now.
Like Naira has been seriously beaten so bear that in mind.

2)Learn some French phrases, as it will help you navigate easily. Contrary to what you may have heard, many francophone DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

3) The ATM csrds no dey work again, so you have to carry cash that will take you to and fro

4) Using your passport may cost a lil more, but I'll advise that .

5) Make sure you treat yourself of any illnesses before travelling. Falling sick on the move is a disaster o (Like I did in Cape Coast )

6) The less things you carry while backpacking the better for you

7)West African borders and bribes are 5 and 6, so get ready for that..


If you need advice just ask...
I will answer in due time

Thanks so much for the advice. And to think I was already depending on using the ATM...but how about Ecobank ATM? Doesn't it work anymore outside Nigeria? I feel it won't be a good idea to carry a lot of money while travelling through unknown areas.

I agree with the fact that a backpacking trip leaves an indelible mark on one's life forever. It is a life-changing experience.

As for French, I shouldn't have much problem with that. I already have the B1 for DELF, so I can use the language up to a reasonable extent, the more reason why I chose this side of Africa.

The state of the Naira? Urrrgggghhhh! It's depressing.

I hope not to fall sick. But if I do, I should be able to do something about that. That's what I do for a living.

I intend using my passport though. It's just the stress of border crossings that bother me a bit, but no big deal. It's all part of the adventure.

The major areas where I need help are the routes - like the best routes. I intend going from Lagos through to Benin, Togo, Ghana, Ivory Coast, Liberia, Sierra Leone, Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Senegal, Gambia, and Cape Verde. Others say the best route is from Ivory Coast up to Burkina Fasso, Mali, then Senegal. But that will mean cutting off Guinea and Guinea Bissau. I prefer the coastal route though, just that I'm not sure of the feasibility of that route. What do you think?

In terms of budget, and from your own backpacking experience, how much do you think will make sense, putting into consideration the self-deprecating state of the Naira? I intend to spend 4-5 weeks doing this.

I look forward to your much-needed counsel.

Thanks bro.

merahki:



Guilty! @ female, lol
...thank you for all that
I have considered being a writer....in fact, it is my fantasy work...I write in my head, all the time

I have been meaning to write all my life, and design clothes, and sell coffee, all true
But I became a medico instead....talk about a total aboutface on a dream career
I bet you can imagine my ?nostalgia, and the very real pangs of envy and respect I feel towards Mz Adichie...she stole my dream life
Like a boss

In all fairness, I am somewhat (certainly) very lazy and I love to lounge
But, I resolve to sit up more a bit now....thanks to you, and a few others who believe I can write....maybe I can....maybe I will

You can write really good, I loved reading your eurotrip thread

Oh! Really? The part that got me was the "medico" aspect. Nice to know that someone thinks the same way I do.

I am presently working towards a backpacking trip across West Africa, hopefully in February or March this year. I have been gathering as much information as possible. I like travelling solo, but wouldn't mind going with a few interested and adventurous persons.

I have been reading that a few people here want to do some countries in W. Africa. Have they gone, or are there other people interested in going?

Jb10:
Hi guys...if anyone wanna visit Sierra Leone west Africa. ....just hit me up @0023299195017...i will be he/she tour guide. ..if you wanna no anything more jst ask me. .have a blessed day. ..

I am interested. I have a lot of questions though. Are you presently in Sierra Leone?

PayBoyXclusives:
going for it

What you plan to do is something that many Nigerians see as almost impossible, because they have never thought of that. But you can prove them wrong. It's actually a cool decision, especially if you have the guts to see it through.

I can't say much myself, as I haven't gone down that road before. But nothing is impossible, never forget that.

Most of those countries on your list require that you get a visa before arrival. That's going to make the journey a bit difficult if you don't get the visas before getting to their borders. It's unlike W. Africa where you can easily scale through borders without a visa. I remembered I once attempted a tour from Kenya to S. Africa with a company. They told me that the only country that accepted visa on arrival from a Nigerian was Kenya. All others required visa before arrival. That was 3 years ago though. Don't know what the present regulations are.

As regards routes and places to visit, you can check lonelyplanet.com

I am presently planning a trip across W. Africa. It's a bit easier going towards that direction, plus, it's also massive fun. Hope to do that before the end of the first half of 2017.

All the best with your trip, whenever you get to it.

waladis:
Hi guys, am planning to take a week trip to Accra in Ghana by road towards the ending of July 2017. I would love to travel in group if possible. Any useful information regarding transportation, accommodation, security, lifestyle or any general information about the city would be appreciated. So guys let the information start flowing in. Thanks.

I'm interested, although my focus is to do a tour of W. Africa. Wouldn't mind doing the Ghana leg of the trip with you and any other interested persons.

mrmofasa:
And I agree with every of the points stated above.

It would be nice if there could be an additional post on fun things to do along the way. Such as where and what to eat in Togo or Ghana or Ivory Coast. . . and the side attractions to experience along the way.

Seconded!

kumari089:
@op i will commend u for thinking of getting a Volvo and i will advise base on experience. Volvo is a nice and solid car on its own, It has some nice interior, solid engine that can stand the test of time if manage appropriately and the electronic is superb. All cars have their own shortcoming and volvo is not an exemption. You need to first enquire if u can get a competent volvo mechanic in ur area, if not, that might be ur first problem. When i bought my s80 in 2012 which happen to be my first car the mechanic i was using knew little or nothing about volvo and that almost ruin the car until i had to give my self some brain. As for the parts i can assure u that volvo parts are some of the cheapest only problem is that u have to get to Daleko market to buy even an ordinary volvo fan belt. U can be rest assured that no thieves will ne after u to steal ur Volvo even if u forget to lock it at nightv only u shouldnt make this an habbit. Ask around how much thay sell engine of most common cars and compare it to a volvo and there u will see a glaring difference. When u are taking ur car to the mechanic, always stay with ur car. Cultivatethis habbit and thank me later. Lastly because a car arent common dosent mean it arent better than the rest. Just like some said volvo recommendd castro oil, thats true but i use mobil super 1000 as i cant lay my hands on castro. Treat ur volvo well & it will last u.

Nb: am still rocking my volvo s80

Glad to hear you're still rocking your S80. The S80 is one helluva vehicle. However, I'd like to know which mechanic you use for your repairs? I'm in dire need of one right now.

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She enters the consulting room, half-walking, half-dragging her feet, with a dejected look on her face. She was closely followed by a menacing huge man who looked more like a bodyguard than a husband, or so I thought anyway.

The usual preliminaries…“Hello! Good evening. I’m Doctor Strange. How may I help you today?”…flowed out rapidly like a cassette player. “Good evening,” she replied. “Doctor, see, I have a very big issue and I’m confused”. At this point, I knew I wasn’t going to go anywhere even though my shift was going to be over within five minutes. Well, I have opened this one already. Let’s see how far this goes.

You wanna hear the rest of the story, right? See Aproko…this isn’t an episode of ‘Dr House’. Anyway, I’ll summarize the rest.

She had met this guy at her place of work about two years back after years of waiting for Mr Right. Needless to say, she was already 33 years old by the time she met Mr Bodyguard. It wasn’t love at first sight, because she was initially frightened by the guy’s huge size. Who wouldn’t? He must have been about 7 feet tall, and weighed at least a hundred kilos. But she on the other hand, was just Miss Portable. Slim, fair, pretty, and probably weighed less than 50kg. If not for the fact that she was pretty, I would have put her up as a classical example of malnutrition (apologies to the weight-watchers). Gradually, they became friends, became fond of each other, and…you know the rest.

Anyway, that’s a bit of digressing. She had come to the hospital because she had this issue which has been a bone of contention between the two of them. She’s been dating Mr Hulk Hogan for the last 18 months, preparing towards marriage, when the church sent them for the usual premarital laboratory tests. Hmmmm! Thank God for some sane churches.

I’m sure you’re already thinking that one of them has got AIDS or Hepatitis or one of those other dreaded sexually-transmitted diseases, right? “Get behind me, you dirty mind!” Nah!

It turned out that Miss Pretty and Mr Hulk have the same genotype…AS! The reality didn’t dawn on them immediately as they were both happy that none of them had HIV or Hepatitis which is what millions of people are scared about these days. Not until a close friend pointed out the harsh significance of their genotype result did the blue skies turn grey. Now, they’ve got thick, angry dark clouds hanging over their relationship.

They both have the same genotype – AS and AS! And they wanted me to advise them on whether they should get married. This one wey I pick up this hot Thursday afternoon sef get as e be o.

What God has joined together, who am I to put asunder nah?

What would you have done? Tell them to separate because their genotypes are not compatible or marry all the same and wait for miracle to happen? What do you think they should do?

<<Please let them know in the comments section below>>

oweniwe:


The state is Anambra, right?

LOL. How did you know?

Pls add:

Removed. Thanks.

decatalyst:
Op, all these things don't affect me ooo

Nah lack of money dey do bring shitty stuffs ooo...but when I remember I have Jesus and music to listen to, everything just normalize.

You're part of the lucky few.