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All these stories sef.. Una no dey tire

fineboynl:
since you have gotten my attention and I have check your profile pic. I hope you are happy now.

no..

Good

Eziokwu?

What do you have to say about me that speaks Chinese dialects fluently?

Nice

fineboynl:
shut up there. one can easily spot typo. and next time don't quote me ever again. bye

no vex oo.. Fineboynl

She did MMM with the money

fineboynl:
what is it what girls this days and what are they turning to. it use to be mouth potting. but now it bend legs. there is a girls I was trying to access I can't really tell if she got bad legs.

Oh my God!! Indeed there is really "A GIRLS ..."

What did you do with the money I gave you for English text book?

That's called RECESSION POSE

Shey na these cigars on his hand in all his pictures are his signature, achievement and inspiration to the youths out there..
See his big head ( HOD) head of department.

What did I post in the other topic... This kwontiri will soon start reading different stories about MMM even when it has nothing to do with MMM
M: Making
M: Man
M: Mad.

Nairaland will soon forget about the snakes..
We are in the era of MMM

Madam I wish you quick recovery.. Oga abeg she was only trying to help.

It is well with MMM and it is well with the Republic of Nigeria.

But my dear you should have known and gotten accustomed to nairalanders and their posts. Secondly, he stated what his eyes saw because beauty lie in the face of the beholder as they say.
Anyway.. There is nothing to be FROZEN here because snows don't fall in Nigeria neither do we have 24/7 light too. It is well with u dear.

Don't mind the yeye guy. Happy married life dear.

Hmm.. What has MMM gat to do with this? They just wanna start creating unnecessary discomfort and nervousness among people.

They have started mapping out strategies on how to discredit MMM. Watch out for more untrue stories attached with MMM

If care is not taken, its the gullible and myopic Nigerians that will use their hands to kill and destroy the existence of MMM in this kwontiri




FTC
CHOCOLATE CREAM

IVORY2009:
where is the number let me search database for the registered user!!

its up there on the post. 09052673873

delishpot:
If you ask that uncle, you may find out that the so called friend was not his real friend. Someone was just using the friends name as a front to scam him
I dare say the so called friend was even met on facebook. As in they both met on Fb and have never known each other before they met online.
This is a very common practice. My sister almost fell mugu too. Some random dude who was toasting her on Fb decided to be father Christmas sent her shoes, clothes, two types of BB phones(those days bb was the phone of choice for babes) Flat screen TV, gold necklaces etc. I asked her of she was planning to open shop with him in naaja,(as in if they want to start selling goods as joint biz) she said no. I say then it is scam. I called and told them I will come to see them that I am sure it was a mistake cos there was no reason for someone who has never met my sister to send such goods. They said oh, it's not a mistake, I said OK, I will come and see with my eyes. To give me address they gave me fake one. Though I was not interested in going. Not planning to fly to Lagos because of some 19 boy.
This happened some 6years ago.

if you call that number now, you will see how sarcastic the lady will talk to u.. Very rude for that matter and very fast in disconnecting one's call.. It is well

Yesterday afternoon, my cousin called for me to help verify something for them as I'm in Lagos.
His dad's long time friend on fb from abroad sent him a laptop, seemed everything had been a plot since day 1. He received the collection code and everything and was called to come for the pick up yesterday but as he stays in another state, he couldn't go so he was asked to send money for picking up the package (35,750)
He really doesn't understand how these things works so he sent the code number for the package and 7,500 which he actually thought he heard instead of 37,500.
So they reached me yesterday.. Gave me all the information, I called the number and a lady picked up..

Me.. Good afternoon ma, I am Chocolate calling from Lagos in respect to my uncle's package, as a matter of fact I am at the Etihad Cargo Dpt Zone 2 Murtala Mohammed Airport now for the collection and I am with the remaining balance with me.

Lady.. Excuse me please, you are not the one needed for the collection, your uncle should come and sign the documents by himself.

Me.. But ma, he is here with me that's what I was trying to explain to you., where are you?

Lady.. We don't collect cash, go and pay the money into the account given to him and don't ever call this number again.

I called her till forever but she never answered. My sister sent her a message and she replied warning us never to contact her again. I was tempted to rain abuses on her but I let go. Later called my uncle never to communicate with them again and not to send money to that account.

If they can do this to vulnerable 100 people, you can imagine how low they have brought themselves to.
Who told my uncle that you send money to private accounts for Cargo package collection? How was he intending for them to send it to his state after the payment even after her didn't sign? How come they no longer accept dollar and naira cash payment at the collection center!
We ask these questions and more and think deeper before making decisions on anything.. Here are the informatios they sent to him ranging from the account number they paid the 7,500 to the lady's number..

propzncribz:
If you guys will consider lekki, then call me.

Lekki is too expensive dear.

ever811:
op...no time to waste...

dude you are very funny.. i keep laughing whenever i see this your post.. dont know why the Mods has not pushed it to the promise land.

She is an illiterate and a DEER.

Ok

Hi my people.. This message is from my cousin that lives at lekki, a lady.
I am living at Lekki Ilasan before Jakande Roundabout and I'm looking for a female flatmate to rent the room that is available in the apartment. It is a new house and the rent is 800k per annum so we can share. There is constant light and water, there is also strong security details there too. So anyone looking to share accommodation or if u know anyone who is interested should please send me a PM or call Amaka 09033444740
Responsible people please. I also work at lekki there thanks.
Once again let me know if you are interested or knows anyone interested .thanks

legendarystar:
yes my dear am ur donald trump ryt nw, bt iya kilode y u wan slap bouncers ngwa, take it easy Nnwayocha, #ma Je Aye Lo

lol @my Donald Trump..

Yea lets do that for our future generation.
Their teachers should be jailed for life..

Lalasticlala...
Seun..

legendarystar:
my dear me is does fine, its been long, off all the ladies on nairaland modath, introvert ladyf etc its only u me liky.... so hola wen any one engage u in any e-war sweety,... me is loving u well well....... #winks

wow!! Me happy and me dancing.. thanks for giving me such a privilege and authorization to engage in as many e-wars i can afford.. wow!! So i am free to look for trouble as much as i want knowing that u always gat ma back. I will even go about slapping bouncers too. Thanks my macho.

legendarystar:
hmmm chocolateme where is u my love

my dear , i dey here oo.. just felt like observing for now.. no conmenting or posting. How are you?

MackBrooklyn:











Lol, just kidding . BTW, how you and your breastfeeding dey do this morning now??

lol. You no well

MackBrooklyn:









Good to hear Chocolate. Don't let him be dreaming of "socking your breastfeeding"

Lol.. lmao.. chaii funny you.
Socking his own breastfeeding not mine joor.. hahaha

MackBrooklyn:
Calling him your love is too much now. Ordinary "thank you, Jude" will do now

ok i will not call him my love again

MackBrooklyn:
Chocolate, did you just call Jude your love??

you saw the scenario that prompted that right? I am happy for his assistance to me. Muah

Kingjude1:
change the email address you use for nairaland , create a new email address that isnt linked to your phone, then use it as your email for nairaland, go to edit profile , you will see the option when you notice that verification emails have stopped coming, change your naraland email back to the old one

tnx my love.. you are the best. I am surprised that even lalasticlala didn't even reply me at all. Tnx again

Kingjude1:
hmmm

my dear.. i am tired.. just now after deleting them, another 78 has come in. I don't know what to do