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Yes we should ignore..
I wanted to ignore only to see your picture of abdomen display and I decided to UNignore because your pic interprets that you are capable of removing that shirt that seems to be suddenly too hot and small for your body to contain.

funstufz:
If you are the owner of the pics on your profile, I see no reason why he should not put his phone on 'Auto-dial' with 5seconds preset intervals...

its me too! Don't mind that guy, he belongs to FCN: flashers club of Nigeria

True in a way but I think in the are of housing and congestion and urbanisation is a natural course in the sense that no matter the number of building projects erected, there will still he no breathing space but Government can always help. Lagos is also congested with unending traffics and other factors that contribute. People are trying to survive and so many are coming into towns from villages and other states so why won't it be congested.
Check the Igbo population that relocated back to east especially Anambarians all the way from northern states especially the disturbed states. So individuals can also assist the Government to curb it . There are just very few companies and industries and the then the Onitsha main market, air employment opportunities has to be limited. So government should rise up and tackle the issue before it gets out if hand.

HumphreyBold:
what are you even saying, 5s not 5, try and read, can you use iphone self ?

hmm!! Bros u better start gym now because opinions differ and you cannot shove yours down people's throats. If you start attacking anyone that comments contrary to what you want, he he!! You may land in infirmary out of exhaustion before this post gets to front page. Pls don't use insulting words because you are a man and your replies can chase posters away from your thread. Sorry if I hurt u.

That moment when I open a thread and see 1/1 thinking that I am the FTC only to post and come back seeing my post going down down the valley oo!! Down down the valley oo!

Wow! FTC!! about the fake phone factory, they should be punished. This can only happen in China not in Nigeria.

@Op: Oh! John Bull
John Bull my son
I sent you to school To Learn how to spell John Bull.

But my son, you went to eat food, play and chase girls.
Nothing education related.

Met this guy for the first time and after our chat and phone number exchange, few days later, my fear became the fact that I have to buy extra two batteries for my phone including multiple charger and 3 more power banks because of the rate at which he flashes my number with the excuse that its just for me to know that he always thinks of me.

70 what?? Wow!!! That means iPhone 6 has exchanged prices with iPhone 5. Meaning that iPhone 6 is 40k..
Dressing up now to go and grab my own now.

krall3:
deworming drugs dont make people "purge"
you people dont take advice.
go and see a doctor.

did that today and explained to Doc and she said the word" purge" is not what happened to me since my stool was kinda drawing and slippery. Its the effect of the worm repellant drug I took. As of now, I feel so at peace with my tommy and even food no come dey hungry me, actually since morning till now, I was only able to eat 3 slices of bread and this night, I have no appetite for food so I managed watermelon. Can't believe that all those loud stupid noises coming from my stomach would ever stop. Thanks dear.

Its a free worldwide test for everyone today and tomorrow. Go to your nearest registered hospital or pharmacy and get tested so u can also do the immunization too which is for 3 tines in 3 months. I have done mine, what about you? Remember, it could be contacted through body sweat. Don't risk it. Prevention is better that cure and it doesn't have a cure. Thanks and remember its FREE

I took zentel for worm, now I think it worked, appetite has reduced but I am purging seriously and its making me very tired

oladeledave:
Wow, you really nid lots of socialisation u knw,
Send me a mail nd let's get 2 talk more dvdpaddy@gmail.com

hope u will not get tired of me quickly because I seem to unconsciously take little things too serious? But I am not a bad person but can be quite wahalasome

oladeledave:
Yea exactly

tnz a lot, u are the one that got it right, I don't have friends and I can stay stay indoor for more than 2 months without a singleg person knocking on the door to come and visit me. I am so used to that life that I find it strange to visit anyone in my life, don't know people in Lagos except at work. How do I even start now because it will be difficult to change that way of life.
On what I do cooped up inside: its either I am seeing movies, browsing or I am reading novels. I am a freak to those three things, so addicted that I don't have time to make friends. Most times, neighbours thinks I traveled.

It must be around Aguda Surulere Axis..like Adetoola, Akenrele, Kilo, Lawanson etc area but not Ojuelegba side.
Asap..mail me to come see it

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u mean always cooped up inside the house?

I was chatting with a nairalander here and she made a statement that reminded me of an old school friend I know whose husband is running away from, I wish to share it here, it may be a source of inspiration or advice to some folks here unless you ain't married yet .
This lady has always been conscious of her body weight, she always try out any form of latest exercise style that will keep her in shape.
Though she is lekpacious but won't believe it, recently, she came across an article stating that sex aids reduction. What did she do? She turned her husband into a GYM house. Poor guy, always eating everything available to keep healthy and fit but these days, he avoids her and leave the house early for work before she starts her morning exercise on him.
Don't know if that is highly advisable for women..

kilode100:
Bikonu o.. I need pills that will make me lose weight when I'm sleeping.

I don't like exercises, I just want to pop pills or whatever, sleep and wake up to a slimmer me.



Any ideas?

honey, seems that you are in Disney World. Have u heard of the word " No pain No gain"? You must add exercise to it ok?

Its working for me now phewww!!!!

Saw this on Facebook..
That boy was promised 50k to bring the kidney of a child by some strangers, he lured their neighbour's child to the bush and was doing this before he got caught and arrested. Careful and watchful over your kids. This is very bad. RIP to the innocent child.

Ok he is smiling.. hope no press ups? I prefer push ups. Good luck oga

Since individual effort can't do the work, the collective effort should do the work because divided we fall but united we stand.

WINNERS AND SINNERS

175:
U dey madt? U no know say na we get NairaLand? Abi u want make I give u race dis moment? Oya beg lol

sorry 175.. pls I am begging u and kneeling down to beg you not to give me a run for Nairaland. I am crawling too, in fact I just turned upside down begging too. But I still maintain that I feels like I am in JOKE section sir. Lol

175:
Marry ur mate, u won't agree. . .nowwww see Wetin come happen to u!

meaning say POLITICS section has turned to JOKE section abi?

Midehi:
or how many years did he breastfeed!

hahahaha!! U mean say years of breastfeeding can result to this?

These people don start again, dey no know say space no remain for "POLITICS" section to accommodate their nuisances. Next thing now we go see "WAIT FOR FEW MORE MINUTES, OUR SERVER IS OVERWHELMED"

How many months were you before mumsi stopped breastfeeding u?

dulaman:
U say Chidred?

badoo @op pls modify your GBAGUN b4 it becomes the discussion of this thread. But I know you don't mean KINDRED right?