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Such a happy day for this man. God is unpredictable..

A woman thoroughly beat her son 4 stealing. She then asked him: do u know where this ur stealing habit will lead u? The boy said: yes i know. Surprised d mother asked, where? And the son replied; National assembly!

She loves him with her life, they have a normal loving relationship and have issues when necessary but nothing of unfaithfulness has ever come between them. It was all smooth till the earliest morning of his birthday, she called him by past 1am hoping to be the first to say the birthday wishes, she sang to him and professed blessings on him and then said she was happy to be the first, he told her that she was not the first, she felt hurt and then said cool that maybe he got them through text messages buy he still went ahead to argue with here that someone else called before her. Out of disappointment and hurt,she cut the phone, he called her back severally and she rejected the calls. That was the crime she committed, she quickly apologised via messages so she will not ruin ruin his day so since then till 5 days later she has been crying and begging for forgiveness but he turned deaf ear to her, nor answering her calls it messages, she has done everything humanely possible to appease him, but he refused. Early today, he sent her this message;

Of course every message and teachings all over Nigeria is for fathers because it is their day today.
But what I grabbed most at the church today and wish to share is that fathers should stop beating their wives no matter the provocation and besides, your kids are observing, the preacher said that u and your wife are one so if you beat your wife u are also beating yourself and a man who beats himself is a MAD MAN. Are you a mad man? You can decide to stop your madness or continue to be a mad man.

piicity:
Strippers

what's your reasons for thinking so?

My brother was in a hot argument with his guys the other day about between a love peddler and a stripper, who is more responsible.
Their argument is based on the fact that a love peddler is more corrupt in the real sense because she does everything with her body while the stripper does hers as a job of watching but not touching. That in outside this country, they just do their job and dress up and leave.
I don't really know if u can agree with me that someone who strips to entertain the whole audience is somehow better than the love peddler.. what a topic..

Nokiae5:
70 ogbu i no dey ooo

I dey laff ooooooo! If you were asked to get
married at the age of the last two digits of your
phone number... Which age will your's be....
Its quite obvious here that those their own is not up to "18" are kids and yet to grow up and I also know their will be grandmothers and fathers here yet to get married lol.. let's keep the fun going, mine is "37" not sooo bad what's yours?

Old Roger is dead and gone to his grave..
Hmm ha! gone to his grave..
They planted a mango tree over his head..
Hmm ha! over his head. .
The mango grew ripe and ready to drop..
Hmm ha! ready to drop..
There came a strong wind and blew them all off..
Hmm ha! blew them all off.
(Indomie Generation will not understand)

elantraceey:
He had no right to ask that but since you could go to his room and knock and even waited for a track to finish you would have just helped him park the clothes first since it was raining already.

couldn't unlike me, felt bad but that lightening.. Noo!! Couldn't have gone outside. She didn't stay at his door till the music died down, came back inside and it was when the music was ending that she went back. Pls don't blame me dear.

Its raining very heavily with strong wind, you saw your neighbour's clothes through your house window been devoured by the wind and rain, the neighbour in question is a single guy, he washed more than 2weeks worth of dirty clothes, too many jeans and t shirts, the situation is helpless as the line he hung them on has cut and many of his clothes are on the ground already
Sis rushed to his flat to call him about it but the volume of music (Fela's track) coming out from there didn't allow him to hear the knocks. Well we had to wait for that track to finish b4 hitting on his door mercilessly and he came out only to say that its not fair, that we should have helped him first.
what is not fair ehh? The rain or the wind? I don't know if I should feel bad or not but I couldn't have gone out under the rain bcs it was very heavy.

luuvee:
No b small thing ooo very silly post.

u think so? What about the reality of the silly post.

sinaj:
Her life Her choice

she iz over 18 nd shud knw wots best for her.


as for the gifts, I wont stop taking

I cnt dictate her life jux as I cnt judge her

nice one sinaj

missKiffy:
Is this your sub, is your elder sister a runs babe

Why exhibiting big time unease and discomfort at this thread? Are you a guy? Why trying to create diversion and distraction on this topic? Don't be scared OK? We don't know you.

She had been helping you financially in all ramifications, school, pocket money, clothes and etc. She drives a good car, lives in a cool apartment and lives large.
On a good day, you found out that her boutique is just a camouflage to what she actually does for a living, that she is a big time RUNZ babe .
How would u feel and react towards her? Will u continue to accept her gifts and assistance to you? Do u think you can be able to advice her and she listens? Guys over to you..especially knowing how odd u see runz girls.

umahi69:
[center][/center][right][/right][/s][s][code][/code][sub][/sub][email][/email].... Choco Y do want to spoil my day... The story is touching...., hmm am crying... Y Y, Y will he do so... Hmm

lolz.. who is deceiving who here when I already know that I don't know the meaning of what I posted

sam13:
Okay fine you are brave......
Oya give me the Chinese names of the following animals:lion, tiger,chicken, pig, elephant,dog and etc.Then I will leave you be

虎, 狮子 lol

sam13:
Okay fine you are brave......
Oya give me the Chinese names of the following animals:lion, tiger,chicken, pig, elephant,dog and etc.Then I will leave you be

story don't dare me oo

sam13:
Chocolateme! chocolateme!!chocolateme!!! how many times did I called you.
Intact i'm coming first, just learnt new Chinese language tonight ;DChocolateme! chocolateme!!chocolateme!!! how many times did I called you.
Intact i'm coming first, just learnt new Chinese language tonight

hahahahaha laugh wan kill me die especially the way u call my name lol.. bring it on

alexis007:
I won't waste time with you......because you're too unattractive, even to beef with.

Meanwhile, someone give this lady powerbank to charge her self-esteem.

A very touching Chinese story:
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杫潲湵潣潬㩲昣昸昸㬸慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧敷止瑩札慲楤湥楬敮牡氬晥⁴
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I am already crying
Especially that part when he said: 汦睯攺

Pls mark my face for the fourth edition of the Eastern Zone Swimming Competition coming towards Sept.. Update on details will be assured.
Maybe too early to seek for this. NLs mark this face, will update the second face soon. Sorry for those hating but it helped as I know u will be the first to recognize me.

alexis007:
Oga, childish is when you open a thread about yourself and ask random peeps to rate you. even famous-for-nothing celebs like kim k and maheeda are yet to try this.

Symptoms of a self-esteem on low battery.

u must have died and woken up seeing celebrities and and their selfies been online. You think so low of yourself. When it comes to the actual competition why I had been doing this, then don't faint.

alexis007:
stupid mgbeke........because of you.....i wan curse the person wey invent selfie. tufiakwa unto you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

try matching your age with this useless thread and you would discover that you bleeped up big time. no be your fault shaa, they(your parents) dey measure sense per litre per litre give you.

Nimblemind:
Things you do when you're almost 30 and your mum is tired of taking your pics for every crusade!!!

yes true talk honey, seems u know about that bcs your own mom has been fatiqued from distributing your sister's pics to prayer centers bcs even if I am close to or above 30, I am still cute so run along to your sisters and mom and evaporate from my thread muah

Cutehector:
u definitely want people to tell u want u wana hear.. Am not d one who made u look fat so why askn me "but why"

yes I am big, bold and beautiful, check me out on 2013 miss Nigeria BBB (BIG BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL) you can hate dear, its more than allowed dear

Cutehector:
U look fat!

cutehector but why?

Crocz:
Where are you on?

Anyway, it's meant to be a compliment

meanwhile I posted my pix now on celeb thread with the caption "am I not cute" haters will kill me today if I have any..

Crocz:
Where are you on?

Anyway, it's meant to be a compliment

aww!! Tnx sweetness

I know some people will dismember me bits by bits today but I know the pretty babes in NL will back me up

Crocz:
How on earth didn't you have more likes on that ur pro-pic?

which pro-pic? NL abi FB? What's funny Crocz?

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