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my brothers and sisters help say amen.............God bless me

my brother the first pix really crack me.....

my brother I go slap you o

my brother I swear I dey fear that Gentle Guy.

my brothers and sisters now I believe who said these Don Jazy lie alot.

What a cheap lie.............

ATTENTION SEEKER

My brothers

(( More Notes ))


- Escorts: Today's market of women as a whole, is very low quality due to the lack of Loyalty, which makes Rental Agreements better than Buy Agreements. As a result of the very low quality, it's in your best interest to get a good relationship established with a number of quality Escorts. You will find a good amount of time, not all the time, but a good amount of time that the Escorts are better company and sex than an unpaid woman is.


- Pet Names: Calling a woman a pet name is OK. If a woman trips on you calling her a pet name, it's not really the pet name that's a problem, she just doesn't like you "that much". If a woman likes you, you can pretty much call her a cat and get away with it.


- Paid Dates: Never take a woman on a paid date until AFTER she has expressed true interest in you and true interest means she's going to FVCK YOU or she has already FVCKED YOU. Try to get her to come to your place or you come to hers, for free dates until she has expressed true interest (fvcking). Again, see my information on the myth of the Quality Girl above, if a chick tells you she doesn't do that for 3 months then move on, she's just playing games.

My brother
(( There's NO Quality Girl ))

There is no such thing as a "Quality Girl" in this Market. Many times a chick will tell you to wait 3-6 months or your wedding night before sex and require that you do 1,300 paid dates in the meantime. All that is, is a game setup by women to trick you into spending more money on her and receiving very little in return.

If you meet any woman that is extreme in terms of either dating, religion, or politics or ethnic relations, etc., then you would be better off moving onto another girl. Trust me. This is not to say she doesn't participate in these discussions or these activities, and it's also not to say she doesn't have some dating standards, but if she is EXTREME then that's not good.

For example, "Cholls you are a good guy but I can't date a guy that doesn't go to church at least 2 times a week." "Cholls you are a good guy but I can't date a guy that votes for XYZ." "Cholls you are a good guy but I can't date a guy that doesn't want to support Buhari." "Cholls you are a good guy but I have a 6 month no sex, no kissing, no touching rule." "Cholls you are a good guy but if you want to impress me I would need you to take me to (insert luxury restaurant here) to show me that you are truly interested."

Instead of looking for a Quality Girl, look for a Balanced Girl. The Balanced Girl is one that looks relatively attractive, has her financial house in order, and has a good personality/attitude that allows you to be more of yourself around her. With The Balanced Girl, you can have a good time. With "The Quality Girl" it's going to be like walking on fvcking eggshells, all this bytch does is complain or seemingly consistently judge you based on her bullshyt list of criteria for a "good man" that she got out of some Linda Ikeji written by a lonely chick who has NO MAN.

My brothers........while I'm only in my late 20s and surely don't put myself out there as a Master Player or Babanla, here are some things I have learned from the consistent high quantity amount of women I've been dating over the last 6 years.


I wanted to share them with you guys to start a good discussion about this current market of Women.


(( Her Interest In You ))

There are only three reasons why a woman of this market would LIKE YOU.

1.) She can obtain resources from you (money, education, career progression, etc).

2.) And/or she can obtain decent entertainment from you (sex or a good laugh)

3.) And/or she can impress other people by being around you.


All of these things make you nothing but an Appliance, which means the moment you break down and are no longer supplying the particular benefit, the woman's interest level will begin to decrease.

Understanding this, it's better to RENT women (date only or do a civil union) rather than BUY (marry) due to the total lack of LONG TERM LOYALTY.


While this might seem like bad news, it's actually good news. Think about it. If you BUY, you are stuck with the same pvssy forever that like a car, depreciates the moment you drive it off the lot. If you HOLD the car too long, it actually depreciates to the point where there's NO fvcking value left in it.

If you RENT, you get to trade into a new, shining looking car every 1 - 4 years, forever, until you die. You get to experience the benefits of the car without having to really deal with the downfall of the car when it gets TOO OLD.

Mynd44. Seun

bizgenius1:
is she a nairalander?

my brother OAP

my brothers and sisters what is this.








omoyemirally too much Korean film dey worry you.

my brother please when they finish with there B.lue film they can come I will show them what Boko boys call action film.

Jadekitana:
Who is this one again?

my sister I swear dey don change you.

Your MUMU no get part 2

Jadekitana:
Na wa for this kind topic o! The Op sounds like a pervert though.

my sister nawao.....so watin be your own sound tell us.


Yeye girl.

prettythicksme:
pestle&cucumber

my sister Umm, have you tried using..... lipsticks, p€nis€s, vibr@tors, fingers, deoderant bottles, cans, beer bottles (the neck of the bottle), Love Machine's, a zuchinni, candles, fingers...e.t.c

my brother am sure the person is here reading this.

Karma await you.

my sister when 1 naira is equal to a dollar.

My sisters..........By "be honest" I mean don't make up stuff you haven't used or something that just would NOT fit in your pvssy lol - but what objects have you girls masturbated with?

Are some of you freakier than others? I hope so. I'm a big fan of girls and masturbation so I was just curious... I did see one girl in a porn who masturbated with a cell phone LOL - she was talking to her guy and started fvcking the cell phone so he could hear it, and then she put it all the way in.

Apparently it got turned on because the other person called her back and it started ringing in her pvssy lol - she pulled it out and answered it

my brother Synzu I tire

my sister you go old

Cutehector:
lol yeah yeah. Hw fa

my brother I just dey low key ever since o.

But, overall, life is good.

my brothers I swear they're very dirty. ...


Haters am back.

my brother cutehector you're back.

my brothers and sisters It's good to be back.



Who ban me sef?

Gerrard59:
In that case, it's safe to say/assume the robbers were feminists?


What we see on Nairaland

my brother c'mon....what are you talking about.

Gerrard59:
So because of that, you believe you or anyone else has the right to r@pe them? Who gave you such rights?

my brother now look here and don't be over emotional.

I am not a sadist. Am a real guy with a good life.

I tell you most of the stories you hear this days are promoted my feminist.

A tiny fraction of 1% of men ever commit rape, and a very small % of women are rape victims despite feminist lies to the contrary. The rape culture snow job is feminism clawing at remaining relevant where the real data are showing that women have it better than men culturally and all of the prior tenets of feminism. patriarchy, wage gap, glass ceiling, etc., have been thoroughly debunked.

When last did you hear of men been raped and it's happening but not reported.

daretodiffer:
Do you know that most victims were raped by those closest to them?

Do you know that mode of dressing do not matter? It won't stop a rapist from assaulting a veiled woman.

Where in the article was it stated that she was raped because of her dressing?

Think before you talk. You are going to have daughters someday!!!

my sister I hear you.

Ruq:
Facepalm

my brother why should I be?....

Don't you see the way our girls dress to provoke those poor guys.

[quote author= post=43631115]no worry, I senior u [/quote]my brother you're TheLastIdiot abi?



I see clearly now.

TheLastIdiot:
u still be small boy! U nefa sabi life!

my brother how old are you.