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gozmok1:
someone is running from interview.

Someone suffers from Parkinson disease.

Someone is so old that he doesn't articulate well.

Someone told us".... If u dislike borrowing by fg stop buying Benz...". Economists are still trying to understand and find the synthesis of his reasoning 😂😂😂


Someone wears diaper and wants to sit in aso rock.

Someone is a first class accountant in the university of the almighty 😂 and runs away from accountant's conferences


😂😂
I didn't call name ooo
Just someone 😂😂😁🤧

Someone go school finish but where he go the school he no know again

Fear fear man

Guyman01:
When did that failure in Abia build an airport for Tinubu to land on🫠

Probably landed in owerri airport then drive down to Abia state

You are an animal that wants to earn through YouTube

Maybe the people they imported they holdup

AdaojoTheUrchin:
Oshiomhole a.k.a Mr 'Divide and share the Money.

We have not forgotten the role you played in intimidating Dr Ngozi Okonjo Iweala when she was warning you governors about depleting the national foreign reserve and excess crude account in 2014.

You didn't care about the future, you wanted the money to be shared so that you can marry and maintain your mullato wife who have now left your sorry dwarf assz, while Dr Okonjo-Iweala is now president of World Trade Organisation.. Now look at where we are. In this era of the internet we remember EVERYTHING.

If you don't learn this time to desist from your senseless propaganda, we will dust your file and open it. You are one of the reason why the finance and the national economy is in disarray today. You are a short man who does not see beyond the length of his dwarf height. Always looking for a fight because you feel naturally intimidated by the heights of others, both literally and semantically.

Just shut your mouth and concentrate on your senatorial ambition, else if you touch PO with your propaganda we will send you back to political hibernation. This one go hook you for throat. Be warned and allow us clean the mess you created in peace.

You should apply for a beefing contest you get the talent

Sheistoopretty:
Liar like u same u will see a girl of 13 years old and woo her on the road now u saw an 18 year old girl and calling her underage

Just say the money dey charged u is much broke boy like u don't deserve to have erections fr

Nigerian men are us*less......all of them

Na your type dey recruit most of this underage girls once they grow small breast and call it hustle. You don hustle your pushyy since you dey small till this level that you are still you no make am instead you overstretched your pushyy to that of a grandma that your clients now dey run from you on steady. You evil old mamas will result then turn to small little girls wey never know anything dey exploit. God go punish all of you that come from the pit of hell to destroy the world

satelliteDISH:
Op, make you go call police. That's your civil responsibility as a good citizen.

The omila dem go jampack the guy enter cell
Make he no try am o. This has been in existence for decades and them dey settle omila

Just enter pharmacy by blood syrup cos your blood dey one old woman body now they steam

Them don chop you

So this full grown man with bears everywhere decided to make stare-down explanation his job. Not even a full fight

Nothing wey no be work for this world

Simply draw out your blood, pour it in a bowel and leave it for them at the doorstep. Thank me tomorrow’s morning when you wake

PassingShot:
If I were a betting person, I would stake a million naira or more that Peter Obi won't win all the five SE states in 2023 presidential election.

But as I don't bet, I am ready to put down N250k with Seun, owner of this forum, to give to a set of carefully selected needy members of this forum if Obi manages to win seven states in the coming election.

The condition that comes with this is that, I want any Obi's supporter who sincerely believes his candidate will not only win seven states but also clinch the presidency to make similar pledge and be ready to drop whatever amount he/she can conveniently afford with Seun Osewa. This will prove to me that they are convinced about their candidate and that the social media noise is not just noise.

No need to curse, abuse or shout "suffer no dey taya you?". Just take up the challenge and let's wait and see.

Please remove the 200k do you have upto 50k that is your own? I am not talking of dashing someone, I mean 50k dey your account currently?

When they will be gallivanting around the town opening holes up and down una no go caution them, but once they lost tears start rolling

rickleye:
I do not know if staged...For a woman to be in that position is kinda embarrassing, I mean what's the end-game. It' cant be PC as it should not be that long. If the dude an aphrodisiac did the woman also ?
Its an unexplained phenomenon.

All this big grammars and synonyms was not necessary na baba. You sound like you have experienced what the dude is passing through

Na people wey still carry marriage for head they suffer this one’s

JoshTim:
Oga, if we choose to count the numbers of hours you slept this week alone....you should be jailed for putting your life on a gun powder. Idiot.

Mumurism never still clear for you eye. Who told you I don’t sleep? I tell you say I be fish?
Nothing is wrong with sleeping it’s a natural thing but sleeping in a public functions is inappropriate

JoshTim:
Sowore did not fast but yet makes the loudest noise in prayer meetings. We all thought this brother must be so strong but hell no, he has been eating big bowl of eba.

You cannot compare someone that has been working with sowore. How many campaign has sowore organised and being to...he is younger than Tinubu but his work rate is smaller compare to Tinubu.

Mofo focus on the sleeping ancestor that you dumb fools want to foist on us and leave sowore that you and I know can not win his constituency

Thieves can collabo na

gasparpisciotta:
In this case I believe the glass top has expired and would no longer withstand the heat.

However, thermal stress will make glass shatter when cooled rapidly after it has been exposed to heat.

Forget this English mate na chimko doings

donsharwama:
Before you ask me if everything is fine at home, YES! EVERYTHING IS FINE

but, is it just me but I don't find this guy that funny.

He's good though.

He’s not a comedian so why will you find him funny

Dniel:
What could really be Baba's problem with Tinibu

Which one be problem with tinubu?
Obasanjo is an old man that has few years to live on earth, he wakes up every morning to plead and ask God for forgiveness on his wrong doings on earth. Don’t forget he has money too.
Do you expect him to see good and look away from it all because of money or tribal belief?

The burnt building no be casualty?

You save your money at home they threaten you with robbers this and that. You decide to put it in the bank where they advise it will be more secured, then you end up experiencing the wonderful work of the earlier predicted robbers.
Company accused a former employee and informed the security forces to arrest him/her in a case of hacking . If actually I am the said employee and I did hack the system, I will cut out some percentage of the money and sue the company for wrong accusation

I can tell you wanted to write dafti but there was no way you could bypass your urchin dull brain

Esales:
NDLEA has a right to present their case and be heard.
Meanwhile, to dey browse for interesting posts no dey Taya you? Save yourself the stress and time, Join my WhatsApp TV for hilarious content right on WhatsApp. Check my signature for the phone number.

You want to gather enough contact so you can share your “scam” get rich quick fm and dupe them
Ewee

After sending her packing she will still jam another mumu that will want to personalize her

Una rush go India. Buhari no dey like story that’s why he chose Uk

BATified2023:
I guess u are talking about this political class

My brother sometimes before you catch a group of thieves you will have dine with them

Yes we wan experience am, thank you for the info. Now gerrout!

Pakute:
I'm not surprised at all, the same Paul Arkwright that's on the payroll of Peter Obi. Same man defending Peter Obi on Twitter when Obi took a jamboree tour to Eygpt to understudy electricity in 1 week. He was defending a 3rd class Olodo who didn't know that FG had sealed a deal with Siemens to improve power transmission as far as 3 years ago. When UK Government shut down Obi's business, Paul Arkwright could not come out to defend him. Bunch of losers.
Obi lule!

They paid Siemens 3years ago. Be like say them never see alert since then?

SPAMBOX7:
I still prefer Twitter a million times over anything that involves Mark. Anything that involves that guy always goes from whatever it was to worse. E.g Instagram and Whatsapp. Whatsapp now they ban accounts just for fun. Imagine someone not being online for days only for them to login and they are told your whatsapp account has been restrictiled from using whatsapp. For what exactly. Is it cos I have been inactive or what? I asked them this question but they only replied me with that their stupid "after a review your account has been restored and you can start using whatsapp again"

So after telling you that it has been restored, did they truly restore it?