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Gosh the kind speed I use enter here ehe

Op nice write up but I don't think people take it too serious

That makes NL fun

I remember the day I was reading one particular thread about snake and my big sister took my phone to know why am so engrossed that I didn't even noticed her presence

Behold she read one comment and was laughing like kilode

Since then she is been a regular guest here

Tribal war,e fight makes Nl a better place

OBTSubtle:



I don't know if you're lying or you didn't read this after typing it...


What does sexually active mean?

How do you stay in a relationship for 9 years, not cheat, and still be sexually active??


So.. Sex is your only problem, you've prolly been fuçking other girls but you want to taste her pussy... And she claims she's a virgin.. Gon leave for Canada soon..


Hmmm... I'll advice you when I come back in the afternoon..

And am leaving from Canada

Op hold on am gonna land to Niger in 7 hours time

so wait till am back but in case u can't wait

then look out for the poster below me

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]lol..u be wharay oo

You for don carry am go swimming pool na..D one wey u do na insult [/color]

Abi the swimming pool go make sense pass


Op u for try this

Raina80:
Respect her wishes,and stop being selfish not every woman wants to be put in a situation where they choose between friendship and a man. And you should stop putting her in that situation. Besides if your male friend or brother started getting friendly with your ex will you be open minded about it?

Op this advice is for

Raina80 good one there

Haha chai see pose

tolexy007:
which briefing again, when we don all watch d video.....The girl don make me hate cucumber

I don't no oh

firstking01:
You are funny o...asif you 've been preaching before

I don't know oh help me ask him oh

Rexhenrex:
Lol....It hurts when some people don't know
how important they are to you...Like this
akara woman,....I have already bought
bread, only to find out that she did not
open.....

So what are u gonna do now

See I have got akara but haven't see bread yet

Hahaha baa abunde nache



Inazua tukuna

And one nigga is gonna kiss that lips later

Some women are just confused fellows

Storey for the goods

Another loosed one

Capital NO!

I would have love to answer but I like giving people an opportunity to express their selves


So over to u poster below

sisisioge:
About moving on in the office... No look anybody's face. They will talk, soon they would get over it. Don't get in an argument, don't feel the need to explain. If you have one or two you feel you own an explanation, just tell them sheet happens.Be of good countenance, I think you strongly need the three months maternity paid leave so I won't also advise you quit. Good luck baby girl...sheet happens, especially to good gullible people.

Now you know why its not recommended to mix business with pleasure. Pele.

I love this Sisisioge well done u have said it all

nairalanddss:
she didn't say yes or no .. she said its too much for her

Too much for I don't get it isn't she ready anyway give her some time

nairalanddss:
how we wan take know nah...abi which kind thing be this, early morning

Guy how far now? did herbie later say yes?

nwasinachi:
The girl wants more than friendship from u.

Exactly is quite obvious



Op ur suppose to know this

Copying her note when my own is still there


Kai secondary school things sha


The second was actually going to buy her mom drug in the rain

Chai I don suffer

Lol

GRIMMJOE:
Examples are Lobster,Tortoise, Jelly Fish
A very brief explanation

Lobster
they don't die they just keep getting bigger,and when there exoskeleton or shell can't contain them they change it

tortoise
We all know tortoises live for long and mostly seen as wise ,but they actually live forever,just that disease, prey,injury,a broken shell mostly affect them,when tortoise becomes a teenage it inside stop aging

Jelly Fish

The immortality of the jelly is different,it actually quite fishy,they do have the ability to reabsorbed there body,organs when the become too old,or are injured, during this process they engulf n a shell like self,which after they become reborn again as young jelly's

Other interesting animals are:
1.Salamander :It can regrow an entire new limb or hands,legs,tail if it was cut off

2.Electric Eel;Has the ability to generate electricity to knockout a fully grown man

3.Dogs,wolf,cat; most predators can see at night to aid hunting,that's why their eyes glow


humans can also be made immortal by removing the gene that cause our cell to disintegrate, but a serious case of rapid cancer will occur and as we know it cancer has no cure, so eventually the person will die,but maybe later in the future science will find a way to go about that

Wahoo thanks I appreciate
I have learn a lot today thanks to naira land

GRIMMJOE:
You obviously didn't study Agricultural or Biological science,even the carpet grass you see requires seeds,The whitish mold on mostly bathroom walls require a seed,the green algae and fungi requires a seed and are transported by wind,water,insect, birds,e.t.c.. Am very sure you don't even know that not all animals die,some are immortal

GRIMMJOE can u please give me some examples of animals that are immortal please

Am not in the same level of education with u guys but am finding the argument interesting

Please kindly share more light on this

Codes151:
guy!!! Respect urself o!!! We still dey vex

Hahaha shey I said sorry



But Chelsea screwed ur guys no be small


I even forgot Zlatan was there except for the closing stage


Am happy for Moses

TreasuredLeidy:
Yea, is no other buh me

TreasuredLeidy u look good

Waho nice thread
Well composed op u try hope ur good in the other room

dirtyslap:
Who do you expect to read this your fabricated stupid epistle? Me or other nairalanders?....is something wrong with your head? Do you want to get hit by 20 trucks @ a time. Rubbish

Abeg help me ask her oh!!


This is just to much abegi

Yobo34:
I did oh.. E b like cow leg

Hahaha guy easy oh kai u get mouth

Papikush:
Just listen to yourself bro.

The food you buy in Restaurants, na man cook am abi?

Just say your girlfriend is a dirty pig so we can understand

Correct guy

Ur head dey there


Kai how did I end up here?

makelove2m:
You will be happy that your cargo finally made it at last and someone else has pick up your waste ,.............. sooooooooo start up another

This got me laughing very hard hahaha chai oh God



Funny dude