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PhonesRe: Charge Your Phone By Shouting At It by Chris95(m): 8:28am On Aug 19, 2014
heefeholuwah: if you read the article meticulously,you woulda see that the whole concept is to create a mechanical stress on the zinc oxide that can cause some sort of vibration...which in turn brings about some volts of electricity...the stress might not neccesarily come from you..I'm sure an evolved mind would have seen more to this article than ''SHOUTING''
We all have d sem sense of sight bt diff perception.
RomanceRe: A Thread For The Dark And Handsome Guys Of Nairaland by Chris95(m): 4:45am On Aug 14, 2014
Damn!! Nw i believe m really gudlukn...see faces na grin
RomanceRe: A Thread For The Dark And Handsome Guys Of Nairaland by Chris95(m): 4:38am On Aug 14, 2014
Toks2008: Do you know i use to be so sad i was dark? Infact in my first year in school i was using an extreme toning cream to be on the fairer side until some chics walked up to me telling me to stop that they have been admiring my cplexion.

Now i know beyond all doubt hat black is beautiful. I am black and proud.
Some pple can lie sha
grin[quote author=Toks2008]
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Hilarious Text Messages From Parents by Chris95(m): 3:42am On Aug 14, 2014
All of u haf finish d laff no laff 4 me to laff again cry
FashionRe: African Ladies Spend Over $7billion On Wigs,hair,extensions And Relaxer. by Chris95(m): 8:49pm On Aug 12, 2014
Am i on d front page?? shocked
ComputersRe: Stop Sharing USB Flash Drives - Right Now by Chris95(m): 10:28pm On Aug 06, 2014
Hmmm...i see kiss..on anoda note i jux walked into dis gurl's room n caught her masturbating...may d gods b blessedgrin
FashionRe: Check Out This Body Types And See Which One Is Yours! by Chris95(m): 8:25pm On Aug 01, 2014
Check my profile n see 4 urself cool
PhonesRe: Instagram Users Thread-Let's connect by Chris95(m): 9:51am On Jan 06, 2014
Ff me @ Khris_dav on IG.
Nd on twitter ff me @ chuks_nwokocha. Ya..i'll folo bak pronto.
PhonesRe: Tecno Phantom A+ Discussion Thread by Chris95(m): 5:29pm On Dec 11, 2013
marcjoe: Bros u gat to root to rectify dis issue sha....d steps r quite easy na....
Bros abeg dis sem stuff dey happen 4 other android phones abi na 4 only tecno? huh
PhonesRe: Tecno Phantom A+ Discussion Thread by Chris95(m): 5:24pm On Dec 11, 2013
hariorh: Bros, na dis same ish make me root my own fone too.

grin
Bros me don tire oo...e b lyk sey me go consider d rootn ish. But y d internal memory dey swell on its own na spirit dey cause am ni
PhonesRe: Tecno Phantom A+ Discussion Thread by Chris95(m): 5:19pm On Dec 11, 2013
acrossbee: Please I need help. I've spent close to 5k under 1month of using phantom A+ for data. How can I reduce it. Add me to the group on whatsapp 08062807062
Bros are u a learner? wen airtel bis dey nd etisalat grin
PhonesRe: Tecno Phantom A+ Discussion Thread by Chris95(m): 11:26am On Dec 11, 2013
marcjoe: Yeah...
Nawo o..me neva ready 4 rootn yet.. my mind neva strong wella. I was tinking dia was sumfn i had to dlt or so..kos i dnt understand y d used internal memory is jux increasing on its own...mtcheew...me don tire sef.
PhonesRe: Tecno Phantom A+ Discussion Thread by Chris95(m): 9:40am On Dec 11, 2013
marcjoe: Check page 156, the solution is there.....
PhonesRe: Tecno Phantom A+ Discussion Thread by Chris95(m): 9:39am On Dec 11, 2013
marcjoe: Check page 156, the solution is there.....
So if my phone isnt rooted i cant solve dis prblm?
PhonesRe: Tecno Phantom A+ Discussion Thread by Chris95(m): 3:40am On Dec 11, 2013
Pls a guru shuld help me out here...my tecno phantom keeps telling me "storage space running out" even after I have dltd some apps nd didnt download any new app...is dia like any hidden stuff am nt seeing to dlt or sumfn. Am really nt happy abt dis...sum1 shuld help a broda plzz....u can add me via 7C6C9F22
PoliticsRe: JTF Kills 50 Boko-Haram Members In Borno by Chris95(m): 11:16am On Sep 07, 2013
Dats d tin wif Nigerians dey kan neva b appeased. Do u tink dat dis boko haram menance is caused by one or two pple. Dey r wel ova a thousand dats d reason dey av bin difficult to wipe out. Tek a luk at al-queda hw many of dem have bin killd yet dey stil exist. So pls JTF nxt tym try n kill lyk 200 of dem...pls.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of I Go Dye's Son by Chris95(m): 2:15pm On Sep 05, 2013
Ein geh luck sey ein no born atutupoyoyo...
FamilyRe: After Getting Married, What Did You Stop Doing? by Chris95(m): 12:15am On Sep 04, 2013
dasparrow: Yes, being married has a lot of perks if you are an African man living in a patriarch driven African society but there are hardly any perks for the African woman living in Africa who unbeknownst to her just became a glorified housemaid and baby breeding machine the day she said 'I do.' Let's be sincere!
Speak 4 ur wife dude.
Foreign AffairsRe: 3-year-old Michigan Boy Kills Self With Gun by Chris95(m): 1:28am On Aug 21, 2013
Dis boi jux killed himself lyk dat...i didnt say he committed suicide o
PoliticsRe: Oil Activities Cause N160trn Devastation In N’delta – Kuku by Chris95(m): 10:34am On Aug 17, 2013
Say what?! 1 trillion dollars!! *faints*
RomanceRe: A Thread For Faithful Partners by Chris95(m): 11:23am On Aug 10, 2013
I waz faithful 2 my gf once till i found out she waz cheatin...2 say i waz hrtbrkn is an understatement n am sure i wuldnt av felt dat way if i had a spare tyre since den its bin hard 4 me 2 b purely faithful...i must av an insurance jux incase..
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story by Chris95(m): 10:11am On Aug 10, 2013
Great story chistar...d ending was superb...bt 2 say am disappointed in chidinma is an understatement nd urch inclusive...I dnt evn knw hu i am mre disappointed at. Hw kuld he do dat 2 hez homie n chidinma shuldnt have bin sounding all lovey dovey if she had no feelings 4 u...infact if u ask me i'll say dit chi gurl is a LovePeddler kos i rmmba she wantd u 2 bleep ha as a reply 2 ur ques...hu d bleep doz dat?
One mre tin chistar in d beginning of dis story u wia sounding lyk sandra is ur best friend ryt nw bt at d end of ur story ur giving us d impression dat u n sandra got back 2geda nd started datin...it jux doznt add up.
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HealthRe: U.S. Reports Malaria Vaccine Breakthrough by Chris95(m): 11:42am On Aug 09, 2013
Taaa! Real 9ja guys already av dis vaccine in deir body
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story by Chris95(m): 2:25pm On Aug 08, 2013
U knw sey bomb geh grade boko neva reach d lvl of hydrogen bomb o if dem reach dat 1 no body go fit stay 4 9ja again o....by d way is it jux me or is ur story slowly reaching its end point? No kari me play o
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story by Chris95(m): 5:01am On Aug 08, 2013
Wow! I didnt evn knw tym has gone dis far nd i avnt evn slept was readn ur story.What can i say dat nobody has already said...ur story is fascinating nd trust me av forfeited lots of important tinz(lyk my slip) 2 just read it...Dia was a tym sha wen u wia soundn lyk u had a magic spell ova any gal...all d sem bro mre neurons 2 ur gray matter. Ur d bomb nt jux any smal bomb o ur d HYDROGEN type...D HYDROGEN BOMB.
FamilyRe: Wife Saves Husband From Suicide By Holding Onto His Boxers by Chris95(m): 1:33am On Aug 06, 2013
Am sure d Chinese govt wont b happy with d wife 4 saving d man's life.... They r lukn 4 a way 2 reduce deir fukn population n events lyk dis r wat dey pray 4
Nairaland GeneralRe: 7 Amazing Blind People In The World's History! by Chris95(m): 5:56pm On Aug 05, 2013
BMZK: The list is not complete without Louis Braille.

"Louis Braille ( 4 January 1809 – 6 January 1852) was the inventor of braille, a system of reading and writing used by people who are blind or visually impaired. As a small child, Braille was blinded in an accident; as a boy he developed a mastery over that blindness; and as a young man – still a student at school – he created a revolutionary form of communication that transcended blindness and transformed the lives of millions. After two centuries, the braille system remains an invaluable tool of learning and communication for the blind, and it has been adapted for languages worldwide"
Dude u saw dat on Nickeledeon ba? Dnt lie o God is watchn.
Foreign AffairsRe: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Chris95(m): 12:35pm On Aug 03, 2013
This na small tin na atleast ein knw wia d balls go...wat of sum guys wey dem own dey vanish jux lyk dat nd dey no go knw wia d tin go...one fulani guy go jux touch u d tin go vanish.
CelebritiesRe: Globacom Drops Ramsey Noah, Rita Dominic, Uche Jombo As Ambassadors by Chris95(m): 11:54am On Aug 03, 2013
The glo sef get plenty ambassadors...almost evwi naija celeb na glo ambassador.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Blast Senators Over Child Marriage by Chris95(m): 5:52pm On Jul 30, 2013
Hahaha...dis gurl sef she wan form stella damascus? Abeg sumbdy shuld help me tel ha dat it doesnt fit ha o
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala Wants NNPC To Explain Unremitted NLNG’s $4.84b by Chris95(m): 5:47pm On Jul 30, 2013
U guys should stp complaining cos am sure dat if u were in their shoes some of u wuld av done worse...d fact is dat corruption has eaten deep into d fabric of our society...sumtyms i fil d only option is 2 kill evwibody n allow a new generation emerge 4rm d ashes.

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